Chapter 71
"On the surface, he is loyal and kind, but in fact he is a man who steals and a woman is a prostitute." Shi Xingzhou added

"Ah! Have you learned how to apply it now?" Ye Fusheng chuckled.

"This sentence fits you very well. Look, we only have seven or eight wives together. How many do you think you have?" Shi Xingzhou mocked.

"Eleven," the Tantai star added.

"Not the two younger ones, and neither is Yun Shiyu." Ye Fusheng shook his head.

"Isn't it just a matter of time?" the Tantai star said with a smile.

"It's time to close the net." Ye Fusheng didn't want to argue with these two idiots.

"I'll pull the rope this time." Shi Xingzhou grabbed the rope and said.

"You come as you come, as if someone is trying to rob you." The Tantai star retracted his hand and said with a smile.

Shi Xingzhou shook his arms, looking like he was trying to lift something heavy.

"Hurry up, you ink-stained ass." Ye Fusheng said, covering his forehead.

"Give it to me." Shi Xingzhou growled and quickly pulled the rope.

Frightened pigeons flew all over the sky, and Shi Xingzhou and his two men ran over at the lead.

"Two idiots!" Ye Fusheng cursed in a low voice and walked over carrying five snakeskin bags containing doves.

"Haha, this pigeon is so frightened that its heart is beating like it's about to jump out." Tantai star said while grabbing a pigeon.

"It means you are so ugly that it scares pigeons out of myocardial infarction." Ye Fusheng sneered.

"Are you two interesting? We bicker all the time. You were not like this before." Shi Xingzhou said.

"Hurry up and catch the pigeons. Let's go home and have a big meal in the evening to reward our internal organs." Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"What are you doing? Put one in a bag, just put them together first." Shi Xingzhou said speechlessly.

"The pigeons are divided evenly. I'm afraid of suffocating to death. Each pigeon is fatter than the other. They will be blind if they die." Ye Fusheng explained.

"How many were caught this time?" asked the Tantai star.

"Forty-one pigeons and seventeen turtledoves, what are you holding?" Ye Fusheng asked doubtfully.

"Goose basket, this bird sings so beautifully, I'll take it back and keep it." The Tantai star said with a smile.

"It's so earthy, what kind of goose basket? This is obviously a skylark, with feathers like a sparrow, a little bigger than a sparrow." Ye Fusheng said speechlessly.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, you still think of yourself as a city dweller? My name is Goose Basket." Tantai star mocked.

"Are there many skylarks? This little thing sounds like a lark, and its cry is so sweet. Let's raise eight of ten of them." Ye Fusheng asked.

"Is it too much? You are a bumpkin, you should ask if it is a disaster." Tantai star shouted.

"No, are you crazy? No matter how many skylarks there are, it won't cause disaster." Ye Fusheng said coldly.

Shi Xingzhou nodded and said: "That's true. Skylarks live on the high grassland on Dadianzi. It does not harm the food. As for whether it is too much, it is not too much but not too little."

"Doesn't that mean you didn't say anything?" Ye Fusheng said speechlessly.

Shi Xingzhou laughed and said: "Skylarks don't like to gather in groups. There are only three or five of them together. They are all over the paddock. But if you want to catch more, it is still difficult."

"As long as you have it, if you have the chance, grab some and raise eight or ten of them." Ye Fusheng replied.

"Eight out of ten can only disturb you to death. This bird will keep chirping from sunrise to sunset." said the Tantai star.

"Hurry up and take apart the bird net and put away the rope. If you two don't want to go home, I'm going home to stew a big fish." Shi Xingzhou shouted.

"Eat at my house, I'll buy some wine, and we'll have a drink." Ye Fusheng replied.

"No, you don't have room at home, and I also have a wife, so I can go home and eat." Shi Xingzhou said with a smile.

"That's right. There are four or five cute little ladies at home. What's the point of eating here? There are still people to feed them when they go home." Ye Fusheng joked.

"I'm eating here. If you don't eat, it's free. There's no point in going home." Tantai star said.

"You're just a scumbag. You want to learn from Shi Xingzhou and miss your wife when you have good food and drink. It's better for you to only care about yourself." Ye Fusheng mocked.

"Ugh! Why don't I take the big fish and meat back after eating? Why am I a scumbag?" the Tantai star said dissatisfied.

"What time did you finish eating? Is it past eight o'clock? Will the wild geese and wild ducks be fresh to eat tomorrow morning?" Ye Fusheng asked with a smile.

"That's true, but I heard what you said...you don't want to keep me!" Tantai star laughed.

"You're right, I get annoyed when I see you." Ye Fusheng nodded.

"Hey! These are your true words. It seems that I was confused today." Tantai star said happily.

"Hurry up, we're in the trench, you two can't keep up with the good old ladies." Shi Xingzhou shouted.

"Hello, your beard looks like a pig's butt. Can you shave it?" the Tantai star replied.

"This is called a man. My wife said that this beard has a masculine look." Shi Xingzhou said proudly.

"Pfft! Your wife said this without conscience." Ye Fusheng laughed.

"I just interrupted, and now I'm getting burned!" Shi Xingzhou said speechlessly.

"It's good to know. I'll pull the tree the day after tomorrow, so what are we doing tomorrow?" Ye Fusheng asked.

"Going into the mountains?" Shi Xingzhou asked, scratching his head.

"I think Dadianzi is good. Rabbits are running everywhere. How about we catch rabbits?" Ye Fusheng looked around and asked.

"Rabbits are fine, too." Tantai Star said with bright eyes.

"I'm talking about the two of us. If you don't have a hound and a shotgun, what can you hit?" Ye Fusheng mocked.

"Tch, I'm not bragging to you. I can catch three or five of them a day with my bare hands." Tantai star said confidently.

"Pfft, then you can't catch my dog! Hanhan, catch more rabbits for me tomorrow, and I'll reward you all tonight when I go back." Ye Fusheng laughed.

"Your mouth is so bad." Tantai star said with a pout.

"Fu Sheng, these little crucian carps seem to be dead. They must have been bitten by dogs." Shi Xingzhou said, looking at the barrel. "Then we'll eat the dead ones first, and we'll divide the big ones. How many days can we keep them?" Ye Fusheng said uncertainly.

"Yes, find a shady place, nothing will happen for three to five days." Shi Xingzhou replied.

"That's it, let's eat small crucian carp tonight, with some sauce, it will be delicious." Ye Fu Sheng chirped.

"I still like to eat fried fish, and it's so satisfying to eat it with the fish bones in one bite." Tantai star said contrary.

"Although the crucian carp is not big, it is not small either. If you fry it... will it be charred on the outside and tender on the inside?" Ye Fusheng asked.

"Even if it's mushy, I also like to eat it." the Tantai star replied.

"Forget it, let's divide the three barrels of fish into three parts, one for each person, and the loaches will share equally." Ye Fusheng said.

"I have no objection. I'll just listen to you and do whatever you say." Shi Xingzhou replied.

"Uh! I don't care." Tantai star spread his hands and said.

"Okay, each of you has one wild goose, three wild ducks each, and one bag of pigeons. There are 22 in it." Ye Fusheng said.

"Then I'm welcome. Although I didn't exert any strength, I did it with confidence." The Tantai star smiled.

"You have a big face." Ye Fusheng glared at the Tantai star and said.

"Brother-in-law, what should you do if you still have four wild geese and nine wild ducks left? You don't have a freezer, how about I take them all back and store them for you?" Tantai Star said with a wink.

"Fuck you, don't I still have a father, or my father-in-law? Can't you give me some?" Ye Fusheng said angrily.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, you are so filial, but it's not enough to give her like this!" the Tantai star sighed.

"Then keep yours, isn't that enough for me?" Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"You little bitch, my sister is also your wife. Even if you don't send her away, you still want to go back? Doesn't your conscience hurt?" Tantai Star shouted hurriedly.

"I found that you learn very quickly, you little red guy, do you speak Shanghai well?" Ye Fusheng laughed.

"Where is Shanghai? I've never heard of it." Tantai star said confused.

"You country bumpkin, you've never been out of Jiuliuzhuang, have you?" Ye Fusheng mocked.

"Pfft, it's like you've been out before!" Shi Xingzhou answered.

"I have been to many places, does Somersault Cloud know?" Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"What the hell?" Shi Xingzhou asked blankly.

"I can travel to three mountains and five mountains in one day. I know the legendary magical powers." Ye Fusheng winked.

"You kid, you're going to do somersaults just to open my eyes?" Shi Xingzhou said disdainfully.

"How can magical powers be used in front of ordinary people?" Ye Fusheng said enigmatically.

"Stop bragging. You're going so fast with your bragging that you've even ended up at the Tantai star's house." Shi Xingzhou laughed.

"Stop, stop, stop, unload the car first at my house. Can my brother-in-law come in and sit down?" asked the Tantai star.

"Another day, I'll come and see the beautiful wife you married." Ye Fusheng teased.

"Then you'd better not come, I'm afraid of attracting wolves into the house." Tantai star shook his head.

"Bah, I'm a gentleman." Ye Fusheng said loudly.

"Who is it?" asked an energetic voice from inside the courtyard.

"Dad, it's me, bringing you some fish, wild geese, wild ducks, and dozens of pigeons." Ye Fusheng shouted.

"Can you be a human being and take my feelings into account when you flatter me? I also contributed, okay?" the Tantai star said depressedly.

"Crench."

The wooden door was opened from the inside, and six or seven people walked out of the courtyard.

Ye Fusheng took a look and found that except for Li Xuemei, the mother of the Tantai star, the other four girls must be the wives of the Tantai star. They were all pretty, but they were all petite and exquisite.

"Uncle, get out of the car quickly. Have you eaten tonight?" Tantai Feng said with a smile.

"Dad, I won't go down anymore. Look, I just came back from hunting and I'm not home yet." Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"Why did this child leave without entering the house?" Li Xuemei pretended to be dissatisfied.

"Mom, Shi Xingzhou gave it to us. These prey are easy to spoil. I have to deal with them quickly. I'll be back in two days." Ye Fusheng replied.

"Okay, it's not far anyway." Li Xuemei nodded.

"Mom, Dad, these more than 20 pigeons are alive. You can keep them. Make some soup and replenish your body if you have nothing to do." Ye Fusheng said while carrying a snakeskin bag.

"Okay, okay, I understand." Tantai Feng said with a smile.

"Don't be reluctant to eat it. I'll send it to you in a few days after it's gone." Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"Hmm, if you have nothing to do, take Mingyue back for a walk. Mom will prepare delicious food for you." Li Xuemei said.

"Thank you, Mom. I'll definitely come in two days, so I'll leave first?" Ye Fusheng said.

"Let's go, slow down on the road." Tantai Feng waved his hand.

"Shi Xingzhou, use your ox cart to go directly to Liu Qingqing's house." Ye Fusheng said.

"Good guy, am I your driver?" Shi Xingzhou said with a smile.

"What do you think of us as brothers?" Ye Fusheng replied.

"What feelings are you talking about?" Shi Xingzhou turned around and asked.

"With a stick of incense in the sky, we are brothers from now on. Do you think this relationship is hard?" Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"When did we burn incense?" Shi Xingzhou asked seriously.

(End of this chapter)

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