Reborn Hunting: While the hunt is in progress

Chapter 70 Catching Pigeons (2)

"Do you still have this hobby? How many have you kept? How did you escape?" Ye Fusheng asked curiously.

Shi Xingzhou recalled:

"I raised a pair at first, and then I brought back seven or eight wild pigeons. I was so happy."

"I kept them free and didn't feed them. Then there were more and more pigeons. There must be forty or fifty. Three years ago, there was a mudslide and the pigeons disappeared."

"It seems that there were a lot of wild pigeons in the past. How could so many pigeons multiply and become a disaster in just five or six years?" Ye Fusheng nodded.

"Without natural enemies, any animal can become a disaster." Shi Xingzhou said with a smile.

"That's right, the rat hunting mission will start soon this year, right?" Tantai Star said.

"Yeah, it's so difficult! I almost vomited when I caught mice." Shi Xingzhou complained.

"Is there still a mission to catch rats?" Ye Fusheng asked confused.

"Haha, brother-in-law, you are miserable. There are more than a dozen people in your family, and you have to do your own tasks." The Tantai star said happily.

"What do you mean by this?" Ye Fusheng asked.

The Tantai star smiled and said:

"Our Jiuliuzhuang issues rat-catching missions twice a year. Everyone between the ages of 12 and 65 must hand in a hundred rat tails."

"Uh! What kind of ghost is this? There are twelve people in my family now, aren't those twelve hundred rat tails?" Ye Fusheng said speechlessly.

The Tantai star winked and said:
"Yes, every spring planting, from mid-May to mid-June, one month must be paid, otherwise you will be fined [-] yuan for missing a mouse tail."

Ye Fusheng said speechlessly:

"Where the hell did I get such a rat?"

"There are indeed a lot of rats in our village. Rats roam all over the place when it's dark, but a thousand is too many!"

Shi Xingzhou laughed and explained:
"Rat hunting is to prevent the plague. There are also rats that will destroy the banker and have to be caught."

"And rats are not just domestic rats, there are also big-eyed thieves, blind pestles, any kind of rats are fine."

The Tantai star added:
"More than that, as long as you complete the task of catching mice, you will be rewarded with one yuan for each additional mouse you catch, with no upper limit."

"Damn it, if you don't live enough, you'll be fined [-] yuan? Will you be rewarded with an extra yuan?" Ye Fusheng said in relief.

"All the money from fines is used for rewards. There are many people who don't catch enough every year." Tantai star said with a smile.

"Laughing Chicken Feather, are you betting that I won't catch enough?" Ye Fusheng snorted coldly.

"Yes, your family is full of cute little ladies, you can only do it by yourself, there are [-] mice!" Tantai star said with a smile.

Shi Xingzhou added: "We have to catch forty mice a day, hahaha, I guess you will urinate blood from exhaustion!"

"Yes, the mountain man has his own clever plan. Since rats are running everywhere, I will use a shotgun if it doesn't work." Ye Fusheng replied.

"Uh...! Don't tell me, someone actually did this. They laid out a bunch of baits and killed more than 300 rats in one night." Tantai Star said.

Shi Xingzhou said:
"I think you should buy more mouse traps, one is a floor clip and the other is a neck clip."

"The ground trap is buried in the soil, and the neck trap is multi-functional. Most of them are used to catch birds, but if you put bait on them, they can catch mice just as easily."

"Where can I buy a clip?" Ye Fusheng scratched his head and asked.

"There are many clips. You can see them if you just go to the market and you can make them too." Shi Xingzhou replied.

"Then I will buy it tomorrow. The stupid bird will fly first. Now that I know this, I will start catching mice as soon as possible." Ye Fusheng said.

"That makes sense. When I got home, I started hunting rats. There are all of them in my warehouse." Shi Xingzhou said.

"What to do after being hit? Wouldn't it be dead in a day or two?" Ye Fusheng asked.

"Just cut off the tail and dry it in the sun. The tail is the proof." Shi Xingzhou explained.

"Damn it, we are still talking, they are all pigeons, the trap is full of them." Tantai star said excitedly.

"Forgot about the business." Ye Fusheng slapped his forehead and said, looking up, he saw that the trap was surrounded by pigeons, and they were all inside the trap.

"Should you pull the rope?" the Tantai star asked excitedly.

"Pull it. If you don't pull the bait and eat it, the pigeons will fly away." Ye Fusheng nodded.

"I'll do it, I'll do it." The Tantai star exaggeratedly spit into the palm of his hand and tugged hard.

"Plop, flop."

The sound of flocks of pigeons flapping their wings.

"Run." The Tantai star ran over at the lead.

Ye Fusheng also hurriedly picked up the snakeskin bag and followed closely.

"I'm so crazy. How many are these? There are at least thirty or fifty." Tantai star shouted in surprise.

"There are at least 20 animals in one cage, which is really a harvest." Shi Xingzhou said with a smile.

"What the hell, how do you catch it? When you lift the cage, doesn't it fly away?" Tantai star asked confusedly as he looked at the cage.

"I designed a small door above, just for catching pigeons." Ye Fusheng pointed to a place tied with a rope.

"Great, I'll catch it," the Tantai star said happily.

"I'll catch the other one," Shi Xingzhou said hurriedly.

"Okay, then I'll be responsible for taking the snakeskin bag and counting the number of snakes." Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"The first one, the red pigeon, let me feel whether it is fat or not." Tantai star said proudly.

"Look at this one, it's all white without a single hair." Shi Xingzhou also showed off.

"Brothers, hurry up and catch us. We can still deduct one more time, otherwise it will be dark." Ye Fusheng said helplessly.

"Yes, hurry up." Tantai star nodded hurriedly.

Ten minutes later, Tantai Star caught the last one.

"How many?" Shi Xingzhou asked. "There are 42 pigeons and eleven turtle doves, not bad." Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"Damn it, you caught 53 so easily?" the Tantai star said in surprise.

"It costs three yuan each. The three of us made a hundred and five yuan in more than half an hour." Shi Xingzhou smacked his lips.

"No, turtle doves cost two yuan each, while pigeons cost three yuan." Tantai star replied.

"Okay, we'll study it later, and get the bait quickly." Ye Fusheng said.

"The rest can be used once." Tantai star said as he threw the bait.

"I didn't expect that my stupid way of catching sparrows when I was young would be so good at catching pigeons?" Shi Xingzhou sighed.

"Don't doubt the intelligence of our ancestors. When they were young, they could catch hundreds of sparrows in one net, and they only used a big basket." Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"Fu Sheng, what do you think about us going to the ditch to capture the bird?" Shi Xingzhou asked.

"It's okay, but if you don't have bait, it's better to have millet." Ye Fusheng replied.

"Your Bird Bird Net is a magic weapon! It's so awesome." Tantai star said while holding the pigeon.

"Poke some small holes in the snakeskin bag, don't suffocate the pigeons." Ye Fusheng said hurriedly.

"Don't worry, the snakeskin bags are breathable, and there are ten in one bag, so it's fine." The Tantai star waved his hand.

"Just do it if I ask you to, why do you talk so much nonsense?" Ye Fusheng scolded.

"It's okay to poke girls, but you ask me to poke snakeskin bags, that's a pervert." Tantai star joked.

"Get out of here." Ye Fusheng took the snakeskin bag, made a few holes, came to the side of the roller and lay down to wait.

"What's wrong? Are you angry? Is there anything wrong with what I said?" the Tantai star said as he lay down.

"You little yellow man, do I deserve to make a fool like you angry?" Ye Fusheng said disdainfully.

"Tch, don't tell me that you are very high-definition. Look, you don't even let a 14-year-old go. I can't do that." Tantai star mocked.

"What a fool, those two are maids, I don't like this." Ye Fusheng said hurriedly.

"Then you need to raise it for a while before taking action?" the Tantai star said with a smile.

"I'm raising a ghost for you? Your mind is full of such nonsense." Ye Fusheng said speechlessly.

"Brother-in-law, I know your taste well, and little lolita girls are definitely not your hobby." Tantai star said with a playful smile.

"Uh! I don't even know which one I like, you know?" Ye Fusheng said in surprise.

The Tantai star pretended to be profound and said:
"Father, like son."

"You like someone of medium height, with a particularly plump upper body, perky butt, and long legs." The Tantai star smiled.

"1.7 meters is average height?" Ye Fusheng asked confused.

"Yes, 1.8 meters is considered tall." Tantai star replied.

"Good guy, the women in this world are so tall! The average height is 1.7 meters!" Ye Fusheng smacked her lips.

"Just tell me whether what I said is right or not, look at your wives, they have bulging fronts and backs." The Tantai star said coquettishly.

"Why are you staring at my wife when you're fine? Don't come to my house anymore." Ye Fusheng said speechlessly.

"Bah, why don't I protect food myself?" the Tantai star snorted coldly.

"You little bitch, you can't tell." Ye Fusheng said sarcastically.

"Don't doubt my character. There are many women out there, so why should I miss your wife? I'm just being sentimental." Tantai star said disdainfully.

"Just you? How many can you support? If it weren't for your father, you would have to beg for food." Ye Fusheng said without mercy.

"You fart." The Tantai star blushed.

"You fart." Ye Fusheng replied.

"You two, stop farting, these pigeons are about to fall." Shi Xingzhou whispered.

Ye Fusheng leaned over and quietly revealed his head. A large group of pigeons had scattered on the threshing floor. Each threshing floor was about 50 meters away, so that it was easy to distinguish whose food was from which family.

"Why did you sprinkle a small part of the bait outside the bird net? Look at these pigeons eating happily outside." Tantai star said dissatisfied.

"Are you mentally retarded? The bait outside is to lower the pigeons' vigilance." Ye Fusheng scolded.

"Look at this group of pigeons, they don't look like they're vigilant, and you think I'm stupid?" Tantai star said unconvinced.

"The threshing floor is flat. I might not have been vigilant the first few times I caught pigeons, but the more times I catch them, the pigeons will become frightened." Ye Fusheng said with a smile.

"Then change the place. We still have a threshing floor in Zhuangzi." Tantai star replied.

"Are you a gangster? I'm forcing you to be crippled." Ye Fusheng said dissatisfied.

"A rough martial artist, with my ability, I have the ability to defeat those two black widows." Tantai star snorted coldly.

"Yes, yes, whip, whip, let these two black widows taste your power." Shi Xingzhou suddenly said slyly.

"It's true that fish looks for fish, and shrimp looks for shrimp. How did I make friends with you two?" Ye Fusheng asked helplessly.

"Because you are more sultry than the two of us, and you asked me what it felt like to be a woman before when you practiced martial arts." Shi Xingzhou chuckled.

"Is this boring? I've never tasted love. Isn't it normal to ask?" Ye Fusheng said disdainfully.

"You're still watching the little widow take a bath." Shi Xingzhou added.

"Go away, I have two stunning maids at home. Do I need to peek?" Ye Fusheng said dissatisfied.

"Home flowers don't have the fragrance of wild flowers. Stealing is your truest side." said the Tantai star.

"You wretched person!" Ye Fusheng sighed softly.

"I don't know who is filthy, how did you say that?" Tantai star scratched his head.

(End of this chapter)