You promised to make a bad movie, but your box office exceeded 10 billion?

Chapter 223 Black Humor
"Open the windows and let the loneliness breathe..."

Wang Lihong's song sounded, and all the prosperity receded. A Volkswagen Golf MK2 drove slowly on the road around the island, and finally stopped in front of a charity organization.

There was a swarm of reporters in front of the door, and guns and cannons flashed constantly.

Wang Duoyu got out of the car, helped Xia Zhu, who was already pregnant, out of the passenger seat and walked into the charity institution.

Xi Jingwen didn't expect that the old thief Su You would include such a link at the end. Is this to sublimate the theme?
"The principle of naked donation remains unchanged. Let's leave some for the children. Don't worry, it doesn't need to be more... just enough to support them."

Wang Duoyu pulled a piece of paper from the table behind him, picked up a pen, and began to write and draw on the paper, "When a child is born, he must have a nanny...diapers, a suction device, and a teething stick. ,milk powder……"

The camera zoomed out, and it was already dark in an instant, but in the charity institution below, the lights were still on. Through the window, two figures could be vaguely seen busy, and there was a faint sound like chanting sutras. came from the room.

The camera walked into the window and saw that Wang Duoyu and Xia Zhu were surrounded by papers filled with various entries in the room. The staff of the charity had also fallen asleep on the sofa...

Based on this calculation, I am afraid that the 300 billion that Wang Duoyu inherited will not be enough to spend, so why not donate it?

Xi Jingwen thought a little funny.

"It's better to have a daughter, this money-losing thing..."

As Wang Duoyu complained, the movie went dark, the theater lights came on, and the credits appeared.

The theater also burst into laughter at the same time.

Xi Jingwen also laughed. Unexpectedly, in the end, the old thief Su You also played a reversal, and this ending Easter egg was finally contained.

From beginning to end, a very complete work!
Xi Jingwen felt that the old thief Su You whom she admired was back again!
Soon, however, she stopped laughing.

Aren't the things Wang Duoyu and Xia Zhu calculated just now the expenses that ordinary people need in their lifetime?
Even Wang Duoyu, who inherited 300 billion, feels a lot of pressure. So, how do ordinary people live?

At this moment, she suddenly thought of the skit in the Spring Festival Gala.

The theater here tells everyone that if you have money, you can do whatever you want, but the TV over there says that poverty is the biggest disease...

Everyone in the theater was still laughing and discussing, some people left their seats one after another, but more people were still sitting in the theater, probably waiting for the next easter egg.

Xi Jingwen couldn't help but laugh.

At this moment, she suddenly saw two figures in the front row walking out of the theater holding hands.

Then, aren't they old thief Su You and Li Mingyue?
As Xi Jingwen of Zhejiang University of Communication, it is naturally impossible not to know Su You. Now Su You's photos have been scattered in every corner of Zhejiang University of Communication, even in the textbooks!
She was Li Mingyue's classmate and naturally knew Li Mingyue. Just seeing the two people holding hands and being intimate gave her a great shock.

fertile!Germany!hair!
Old thief Su You and Li Mingyue?

Wait, I remember someone said that the old thief Su You’s girlfriend is the film and television boss Xi Hong, right?
Combined with Su You's experience in the past few years and some rumors he had heard in school, Xi Jingwen soon had a bold idea in his mind!

But before Xi Jingwen could think about it, the two figures had already disappeared at the entrance of the cinema.

Xi Jingwen hesitated for a moment, then finally sighed and did not catch up.

As a director, Su You certainly knew whether there were any Easter eggs, so while others were still waiting for the second Easter egg, he had already led Li Mingyue out of the theater.

I just don’t know why, but something seems wrong with Li Mingyue’s state.

Logically speaking, he should be very happy after watching "The Richest Man in Xihong City". He is still very confident in the laughs of this movie.

"Xihong plays the richest man? Is he hinting at something?"

After watching the movie, the system was still there, and Li Mingyue breathed a sigh of relief. Obviously, Su You didn't know about her system, because until now, the system could still be summoned at will.

However, she couldn't help but think about this movie title.

"What does his last ending mean?"

"You want to have a son?"

Li Mingyue blushed a little when she thought of Xia Zhu's pregnant look at the end, but inexplicably, she was still looking forward to it.

But she quickly cheered up.

Su Youyi is right, how can you have a son if you don’t have money?
You have to save up to 300 billion!

Yes, this must be Su You's clear message to himself!

Next, I have to lose money and try to save 300 billion as soon as possible!

However, after saving up 300 billion, what should we do?

……

"Friends, let me tell you, you will definitely regret it if you don't watch it. It's so funny. I laughed so much that my stomach hurt in the cinema!"

In Liu Feier's live broadcast room, her unique, rough, deep, and unique voice sounded.

[It is indeed wonderful, the old thief deserves to be a comedy actor]

[I went to see it and I can testify to the anchor]

[I also went to see it, I was at the scene, I was the chair where the anchor sat]

[Fuck, can you kick the pervert upstairs out?]

[I think I am perverted enough, but I often feel out of tune with you because I am not perverted enough]

[I have actually seen the last part. We were playing on Ludao Huandao Road and met the old thieves who were filming]

【Details about filming】

"I played Nima's Jiutian Lei Zhenzi. This B-movie is really awesome. Any movie I make is so exciting. It makes me want to make a movie!"

In the PDD live broadcast room, the prostitute teacher was vomiting fragrance again. This is also his live broadcast style. Once he gets excited, he will just say something casually and it will be a classic.

"Hey, no, brothers, I'm serious. Do you guys know anyone from Xihong Film and Television? Can I invest in it?"

"Or, brothers, do you have any talent for making movies? How about we make a movie ourselves?"

[The prostitute teacher enters the film and television industry]

[Teacher whoring pursues the entertainment industry dream? 】

[I shot a short video for my girlfriend, am I considered a director? 】

[Details short video]

[This is hard to say. First of all, are you the male protagonist?If so, then you can barely be considered a special actor. If not, you should be quite similar if you play the role of a turtle...]

[Brothers, the prostitute teacher wants to make a video, pass it on...]

There were all kinds of jokes and twists in the barrage, and they all thought that PDD was just talking casually on a whim, but they didn't know that PDD was really interested now.

Especially after the success of the last fan club, he is really interested in this kind of thing now.

Coupled with financial freedom, naturally he can do whatever he wants. On a whim, he really wants to make a movie for fun now.

Xiaopo Station, Xiao Quail live broadcast room.

"Brothers, I advise you to go to the cinema and watch it quickly, otherwise I'm worried that you won't be able to see this movie soon." [? ? ?Isn't this a comedy? 】

[Okay, the anchor's routine is good. Has the anchor been absorbed by Xihong Film and Television?Advertising like this? 】

[Where did the little black guy come from? He will die for me]

[If this is considered to be included, then am I also included in Xihongshi Film and Television? If this is the case, I will be ecstatic]

"I can't say more now. When "Xihong Decorates the Richest Man" is released in theaters, I will chat with you in detail. This movie is really more than just a comedy, but it is the first time for everyone to watch it and enjoy the joy in it. Just fine.

As far as comedy is concerned, The Richest Man in Xihong City is already excellent! "

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, Xihong City's Richest Man has just been released, and it has already caused a lot of discussion on the Internet. Not to mention rave reviews, at least there are no negative reviews.

This movie is different from "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" and "The Wandering Earth". Not everyone likes "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" due to style issues and too many metaphors in the language of the shot. "The Wandering Earth" Even with rave reviews, there is still some noise due to some setting issues.

"The Richest Man in Xihong City" is different, this movie is suitable for everyone!

Even if you don’t understand the metaphor and core, you can still laugh out loud because of the laughter, and you can still remember many classic scenes after watching it, such as “I am a billionaire and I have a showdown.” ”, “reverse bargaining”, “crouching dragon and phoenix chick”…

For professionals who have high requirements for movies, the core and metaphors of this movie can also satisfy them.

As a result, this has resulted in a situation where there are almost no negative reviews.

Coupled with the reputation of Xihong Film and Television and Su You, the box office of the richest man in Xihong City has exceeded [-] million in just one day, and it is foreseeable that the subsequent box office will be even more terrifying!
Shi Xiqing walked out of the theater with complicated emotions.

As a professional film critic, as a top student who graduated from Fudan Department of Journalism, he is very demanding about the words he writes. Therefore, previous films such as "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" and "The Wandering Earth" have received rave reviews. , but he could always find some of the problems, write them down, and publish them.

Even if he is scolded by fans of Su You and Xihongshi Film and Television because of this, he will not change his words.

Many people say that he has a lot of traffic, but Shi Xiqing knows that he has his own standards. He is not targeting Su You or Xihongshi Film and Television. He just has his own requirements for good works, so the abuse from netizens cannot be allowed. He wavered not a bit.

So when he walked into the theater today, without exception, he was ready to criticize.

In the cinema, Shi Xiqing was very excited to see this comedy full of mistakes.

As a comedy, "The Richest Man in Xihong City" may be qualified, but as a story, Shi Xiqing is a bit dismissive. Wang Duoyu has no changes from beginning to end. In jargon, this character has no curves and no arcs.

A character without an arc has no charm.

Still claiming to be a genius, such a good subject is completely wasted!

Comedy without core is a clown on stage who can only tease the audience through exaggerated body language, just like tickling the audience. It is difficult for people to really remember such a performance.

Shi Xiqing sneered at Su You.

If he were asked to shoot this subject, his arc design for Wang Duoyu would probably be: when Wang Duoyu was poor, see if he would bow down because of money, and then suddenly give you a lot of money. You splurge so you know what it feels like to have money.

Finally, let’s see if you can keep your wealth after becoming rich, or if you change from rich to poor again, let’s see what happens to you!

If it were darker, then Wang Duoyu should be depraved, let Wang Duoyu be extravagant, let Wang Duoyu gradually enjoy the feeling of being rich, and let him be dazzled by money. Only in this way can it have a strong ironic effect.

For a moment, inspiration bubbled up in Shi Xiqing's mind. He felt that if he was allowed to take the photo, it would definitely be a thousand times better than the old thief Su You.

It's a pity that the protagonist's personality didn't change at all from beginning to end. He was a big loser at the beginning, a rich loser in the middle, and still a big loser at the end!

After carefully watching the film, Shi Xiqing has been thinking about how to write a sharp film review and step "The Richest Man in Xihong City" into the dirt.

This kind of industrial waste should be stepped into the soil.

Nowadays, there are too many bad coins driving out good coins in the market, and he decided to be the one to bring order to the chaos.

That's where it should be!
However, just when he walked out of the theater, Shi Xiqing was suddenly struck by an idea.

What if we look at it from another angle?

Shi Xiqing stood outside the theater like this, letting the crowd around him surge. He was already breaking out in a cold sweat.

If the character of Wang Duoyu is complete from the beginning, it is a benchmark. He is just a line. Naturally, there is no need to shape any curves or arcs.

Because from the beginning of the story, he had already completed the torture of his own heart. Faced with 20, he did not give up the bottom line. Therefore, when faced with 300 billion, he still held on to his bottom line.

Because he is a goalkeeper and he is guarding the bottom line!
Since there is a benchmark, who is compared to it?
The answer is, everyone!

In the face of money, everyone in Xihong City gave up their bottom line. After getting rich, the protagonist's friends quickly became infected with the extravagance that Shi Xiqing originally wanted to design for the protagonist, and became arrogant, hypocritical, and arrogant. When faced with the protagonist throwing away money, they were even more miserable than the protagonist.

"It's so fishy. It's just a typical example of being poor for too long, having a nouveau riche mentality, and having low self-esteem!"

Ironically, the coach played by Wei Xiang said this about Wang Duoyu. Wang Duoyu does not have the mentality of a nouveau riche, but they are the ones who are full of ugliness.

Shi Xiqing still remembers that before the Daxiang team played against Hengtai, when Wang Duoyu wore his jersey and asked his teammates to train, everyone was drinking and having fun on the lawn.

What real ordinary people should look like when they suddenly become rich is all on them!

The hotel manager also gave up his aristocratic atmosphere and his British accent at the price of 2000 million a month, and chose to shout like a waiter.

A profound educator and speaker, faced with piles of money, turned himself into a hard-working gardener. He didn't even care about his girlfriend, and he truly regarded women as clothes.

The media in Xihong City praised Wang Duoyu as a natural genius.

Xihong City officials praised Wang Duoyu for driving Xihong City’s industry.

The reporters hated this rich second generation, but they still smiled to please him.

The heroine Xia Zhu keeps saying she despises money and despises her boyfriend who gives up his dignity for money. However, what really moved her and made her be with Wang Duoyu?

Fireworks, advertisements, airships, street signs, Wang Leehom’s private concert...

Still money!
When Xia Zhu first realized that Wang Duoyu wanted to pick up her, he said very firmly that there was an insurmountable gap between them.

So what is this gap?

It's age!
Because after she said that, she called Wang Duoyu uncle!
Wang Duoyu's age is clearly stated at the beginning, 37.

As for Xia Zhu, based on her naive idea at the beginning, she was no more than a newly graduated student at most, and at a later age, she was no more than 25.

The age difference of more than ten years is what Xia Zhu calls the gap.

However, after being bombarded with tons of confessions, Xia Zhu expressed that he wanted to get to know Wang Duoyu...

Under the brainwashing of money, except for Wang Duoyu, even if he has no strength, he can only watch his opponent score goals even if he puts his life into it, but he still wants to be a good goalkeeper and hold the bottom line.

As for the others, they all lowered their heads.

As a benchmark Wang Duoyu, how much is his bottom line worth?
20?
300 million?
And how much is the cheers of the audience worth?

500 yuan!
The national weight loss campaign, under the appearance of inspiration, is actually full of greedy faces.

Wang Xiqing was shocked and suddenly realized.

Under such a core, the script is inappropriately detailed, the main line of football cannot be perfectly integrated into the main line, and the repetition of slap-in-the-face jokes are all minor flaws that are insignificant and cannot cover up the absurd irony of the movie itself!
This is indeed a true comedy movie!

It’s just that this humor is too dark!
(End of this chapter)