You promised to make a bad movie, but your box office exceeded 10 billion?

Chapter 222: Could it be that he discovered something?

"Old thief Su You rejected all young talents this time, and even rejected all stars, and chose to let ordinary people take to the stage of the Spring Festival Gala. This is a bold attempt and a reminder to everyone.

To use the words of a great man who once criticized literary and art workers, that is, our literary and art workers are not familiar with workers, farmers, soldiers, or their cadres.

What is not understanding?

Not understanding the language means that they lack a full understanding of the rich and vivid language of the people. Many literary and art workers, because they are separated from the masses and live empty lives, are of course not familiar with the people's language. Therefore, their works are not only tasteless in language , and sometimes mixed with some unorthodox words and phrases that are created and opposed to the people's language! "

【Fuck!A great man is a great man, brilliant]

[hit the nail on the head]

[Who would have thought that the words of the great man at that time are still applicable to this day]

[Looking back at these words, I really get goosebumps all over my body. Some words are beyond the times! 】

【Protect】

As soon as this sentence came out, the barrage comments exploded instantly.

Xi Jingwen only felt a numb feeling sweeping through her body.

She suddenly understood why she always felt that the Spring Festival Gala a few years ago was a bit weird. She had always thought that Su You didn't do his best, but only now did she understand that she didn't understand this meaning!
At this time, I look back at the content of yesterday’s Spring Festival Gala, and it’s terrifying to think about it!
"So, old thief Su You is speaking out for ordinary people like us!"

"So, Su You's success in this Spring Festival Gala is not just his success, but also the success of all of us!"

Finally, Xiao Huihui made a conclusion, and the emotions of all the viewers who saw the last moment burst out.

Xi Jingwen was shocked.

Put down your tablet, take out your phone, enter a ticket, and start buying tickets.

Although it is impossible to buy a good location at this time, Xi Jingwen has a strong desire to watch the old thief's movie now.

……

University of Electronic Science and Technology of China, Qingshuihe Campus, East Gate.

Standing at the school gate, Han Zhe was disheveled in the cold wind.

"Hey, how about you guys?"

"The movie is about to start!"

After making several calls, Mother Han answered the phone with an impatient tone.

"Of course I went to watch a movie with your dad!"

Han Zhe couldn't figure out how its 37-degree mouth could say such cold words, "You are such an adult, why would you watch a movie with your parents and disturb their world? No way? ,No way?"

"Stop talking, the movie will start soon, hang up!"

beep...beep...beep...

Listening to the sound of the phone hanging up, Han Zhe rolled his eyes and almost rolled his eyes to the sky.

Sure enough, the touching feeling last night was all fake. This is what my parents really look like.

I opened the ticket purchasing software and found that it was less than half an hour before the movie started and there was no way to refund the ticket.

Blood loss!
……

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Su You was awakened by his growling stomach.

They ate some steamed buns and soy milk in the morning, but didn't eat lunch at all. Now they were already hungry.

After getting up, washing up, and working in the kitchen for half an hour, he knocked on Li Mingyue's door.

Li Mingyue had obviously woken up. In less than 30 seconds, she opened the door. Moreover, it could be seen from her combed hair and lightly painted face that she should have been awake for a while.

"Are you hungry?"

Su You asked.

Li Mingyue laughed out loud, "Why should I return Meituan?"

Then he naturally walked to the restaurant, looked at the three dishes and one soup on the table that were obviously ordered for takeout, and couldn't help but pouted.

Sure enough, the kind of boyfriend who is handsome, talented, and can cook a table of delicious food only exists in TV dramas.

I took a sip of tomato and egg soup.

She didn't know if it was because she was hungry, but she thought it tasted pretty good. She couldn't help but squint her eyes again, with a smile on her face, picked up a chopstick of beef and potatoes, and ate the rice with big mouthfuls.

"Later, let's go watch a movie!"

After drinking and eating, Li Mingyue was lying on the sofa watching TV and suggested to Su You who had finished cleaning the kitchen.

"Oh?"

"Look at what?"

Su You was very interested, and he couldn't help but recall "Wuji", which they went to see together two years ago. Although the movie was a mess, the good memories remained in their memories.

But he remembered that there didn't seem to be any movies worth looking forward to this year. Could it be that he was going to watch another movie to make memories?
"Of course it's "Xihong as the Richest Man"!"

Li Mingyue showed a proud smile. She deliberately did not read the script, and did not even review the final sample, just to experience Su You's comedy immersively during the Spring Festival.

Go to the cinema to watch your own movie?
After Su You was briefly stunned, he agreed without hesitation.

"The Richest Man in Xihong City" is not the kind of comedy that you won't watch again after knowing the plot. On the contrary, you may laugh when you watch it for the first time, and you may laugh when you watch it the second time. Not coming out.

Moreover, watching movies also pays attention to people and people. Going to the movies with Li Mingyue, even if it is "Wuji" for the second time, he has no reason to refuse.

Next to Shihao Philippe is Shihao Plaza.

During the Chinese New Year, shopping malls are still overcrowded. Nowadays, it seems that people no longer have the custom of visiting relatives, and instead go shopping and eating.

The two strolled around the mall for a while, bought two cups of milk tea, and then went straight to the CGV Cinema on the fifth floor. Su You felt that their facilities and services were pretty good.

I picked up the tickets, bought a bucket of popcorn, checked in, and then entered the dark theater with great expectations.

Looking at the bucket of popcorn in his hand, Su You thought of the scene two years ago and couldn't help but laugh.

Li Mingyue on the side looked at the advertisement on the screen quietly, not knowing what she was thinking.

Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang

After a while of commercials, the dragon logo appeared.

The beginning was the content in the trailer, and Li Mingyue, who had never seen the trailer, couldn't help but giggle.

"The goalkeeper is guarding the bottom line on the football field. As long as I am still standing in front of the bottom line, you will not be able to score a goal!"

When Wang Duoyu defended the first ball and played back what he said to Zhang Guangchen, his gesture was really cool!

However, the next second, the camera cut back, and when Wang Duoyu was still wagging his finger proudly at Zhang Guangchen in the audience, the ball was scored.

Hahahaha...

Such a strong contrast, Li Mingyue couldn't hold it back in an instant, and laughed out loud. Not only him, but the whole theater was filled with laughter.

Especially when they saw coach Wei Xiang jumping around on the sidelines, they couldn't stop laughing.Then it was 0-5 in an instant, and members of the opposing team threw Wang Duoyu into the sky. Zhuang Qiang broke the goal and found Wang Duoyu repairing the light bulb. Wang Duoyu must stay today. If he leaves, I won't do it. Already...

Laughter continued in the theater.

During the Chinese New Year, everyone's requirements for comedy are not high, as long as it can make everyone laugh out loud, "Xihong Plays the Richest Man" obviously does that.

However, Li Mingyue soon stopped laughing.

When she saw Wang Duoyu accepted his second uncle's challenge to spend one billion within a month, she froze and felt her heartbeat slow down, and subconsciously looked at Su You beside her. .

"Did he discover something?"

Li Mingyue subconsciously called out the system panel.

Ok!

The system panel is still there!

But she quickly came to her senses, coward clause?

Isn't this provoking me?

In the eyes of others, this may just be a knowing smile, but in Li Mingyue's eyes, it has another meaning.

The system gave her two ways, one is to earn 1% rebate by making profits, or she can earn ten times the rebate by making losses.

After losing money one after another, she can of course choose to lie flat, just like the choice faced by Wang Duoyu in the film, she chooses the coward's clause, becomes a salted fish without dreams, and earns 1% rebate.

If I, Li Mingyue, want to do it, I will do it with a big ticket!

Click!

The popcorn shattered in Li Mingyue's hands, making a crisp sound.

Su You looked back, only to find that for some reason, Li Mingyue was clenching her fists, looking like she had been beaten to death.

What's wrong? Watching a comedy can have such a strong motivating effect?
If the beginning of "Xihong Plays the Richest Man" was full of laughter, then after Wang Duoyu agreed to accept the challenge of spending one billion in a month, the joy of the entire movie rose to another level again.

While Chen Hui laughed uproariously, he was once again impressed by Su You's whimsical ideas.

Different from Xingye's comedy, Xingye's comedy is nonsensical and a flash of inspiration. Unfortunately, this flash of inspiration requires talent and not everyone can get it.

And Star Master's movies are made up of countless flashes of inspiration. It can be said that the inspiration keeps flashing, that's why it is so wonderful.

But it is precisely because of this that no one else can do it, let alone surpass it.

Su You chose a clever approach in his comedy. He first gave an exquisite setting. Once this setting is established, everything the protagonist does will be full of contrast and make people feel heartfelt. laugh it out.

Whether it is Wang Duoyu taking over the team later, reverse bargaining in the castle, buying sunset industry stocks, or outrageous investment ideas...

These are all true in Wang Duoyu's logic, because he wants to spend one billion in one month.

But in the eyes of ordinary people, such a thing is outrageous.

The most outrageous thing is that all these actions of his were done in a wrong way. He was only trying to lose money, but in the end he actually made money. Moreover, this money making was reasonable and reasonable.

As a result, a strong contrast was formed in the hearts of the audience, so much so that it turned out to be so funny!

This feels like starting a sect!

Chen Hui was shocked.

Because this setting only requires a flash of inspiration, rather than a constant flash of inspiration like Master Xing, it seems that this can be copied?
However, he soon discovered to his dismay that sometimes, some people didn't even have a flash of inspiration...

"The evening rush hour is coming..."

"Binbin!"

"It's actually Binbin!"

Xi Jingwen listened to the exclamations in the theater and looked at the sweet female radio host on the screen.

She remembered that the old thief said in an interview with Wang Binbin that he wanted to cooperate with her.

Xi Jingwen also laughed with other viewers. As a comedy, "Xihong Plays the Richest Man" is undoubtedly qualified, with lots of laughs and interesting jokes. However, she has always been very strict, so she still feels that it seems , something is missing.

Until, Lang Xianping appeared!
From the beginning of the movie to now, they all know that spending one billion a month is just a fictitious topic, just like Lu Sheng in "The Pillow", enjoying fame and glory in his dream, satisfying all his needs. Desire, when you wake up, you find that it is just a dream.

Since it is not true, you can make it up as you like. No matter how exaggerated, extreme or contrasting it is, the audience will still be able to accept it.

So Xi Jingwen could watch the hotel manager being arrogant at first and respectful at the other with peace of mind.

She could also look at Wang Duoyu's golf buddies with peace of mind. One second they were taunting him, and the next they became his followers. They even regarded being able to become his dog as a huge achievement in life. Achievement.

Especially when his good friend imitates a dog barking in public, it simply removes all the fig leaves of tenderness.

She can also watch the heroine's educated boyfriend fall with peace of mind. He was so plausible at the beginning, but in the blink of an eye he started to kneel and lick him in a fancy way. The so-called "the topic is too high-end and the society is too impetuous" was like slaps on his face one after another. on the face.

He is also one of the impetuous people, with all kinds of desires for money, status, and status. No matter how high-end the topic he talks about, it can't stop his body from selling tickets and publishing books for himself honestly, and asking questions again and again. Wang Duoyu wagged his tail and begged for mercy.

But when Lang Xianping, who played Lang Xianping himself, appeared, everything was completely different. It was like breaking through a dimensional wall. In real life, this economist who often went on TV to talk about money praising Wang Duoyu in the movie. , giving realistic meaning to all the previous scenes in the movie.

"Absolutely impossible" becomes "maybe possible", and artistic exaggeration becomes "maybe reality is really like this"!
At this moment, Xi Jingwen had heard so many stories related to the rich, and suddenly appeared in his mind. I don’t know the beauty of his wife Liu Qiangdong, the regretful creation of Ali Jack Ma, the ordinary family Mahua Teng, set a small goal Li Guanghong, and by the way Make money Ding Sanshi...

Various stories related to "kneeling and licking" also come together. Under Wang Shicong's scarf, there are so many people calling "husband", as if this word that usually represents the most intimate relationship can be used for nothing. to strangers.

In the film, Wang Duoyu gets a billion-dollar haircut, which is almost a clear sign that Wang Duoyu is a loser.

Ma Yun wrote two words, which were auctioned for more than 400 million, and he painted a painting that no one could understand, and was bought for 3000 million...

Things that happen in reality are always funnier than fictional movies!

And when so many realities came to light, Xi Jingwen was finally able to understand where the jokes in the movie came from.

Why are some people willing to spend tens of millions to have a meal with a stock guru?

It's not because you can really learn the secret of turning stone into gold while eating, but because after eating, the stocks in your hands will rise sharply, and you will make back the money you spent on the meal at once.

Why are fitness equipment that pretends to be swimming on land so popular?
That's because the richest man speaks for it. Smart people always do things right. If I can't see "The Emperor's New Clothes", it must be because I'm not smart enough and have limited abilities. This must not be known to others. , I would rather pretend that I can see it.

Why did the girl decide that the richest man fell in love with her after watching a gorgeous fireworks show?
Because setting off fireworks costs a lot of money, when her ex-boyfriend didn't even remember to buy her a cake, someone who spent enough money to buy hundreds or thousands of cakes for her must have taken her very seriously.

When people are accustomed to measuring love by cost, it is not difficult to explain why it is always so easy for rich men to chase girls.

When Zhang Shaogang appeared on the screen, Xi Jingwen was silent again.

He was broadcasting the social news about the rich man's show of love in a serious manner. He suddenly changed the subject and said that this program was sponsored by the rich man...

When the media accepts bribes, can they still be neutral when doing news?

When Wang Lihong appeared, Xi Jingwen could no longer laugh.

When Wang Lihong danced on the stage with a group of drivers, bodyguards, and cleaning ladies in the posture of a superstar, he didn't need a line, and his laughter was comparable to Fan Bingbing's cameo in "囧囧" that year.

Deconstruct!

Keep deconstructing!
All kinds of jokes appeared in front of everyone, leaving people with no time to think about it. They just kept laughing with the people around them.

Perhaps, making us feel that our daily lives are not so boring is the purpose of comedy movies!

(End of this chapter)