As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 226 Browser records must be deleted
  When Cha Bai and Mar Jie found Li Nuo on the street.

This guy was squirming on the ground holding a businessman wearing a top hat.

"You can't leave, Mr. Wink."

"You let me go!"

"No, I already know your guild. No, it's the address of our guild. I can find you at any time, but you can't run away."

"Don't... let me go..."

"Okay, then I won't let you go. Anyway, we are members of the same guild. As long as I don't beat you, it won't be considered as an extreme act against the indigenous people."

"Sir...let me go...at the rate you are cheating, we will be caught in less than a month..."

One minute later.

Cha Bai pulled Li Nuo away and bowed to apologize to Mr. Wenke.

Mr. Wenke ran away in panic and disappeared into the night.

Marger took out the [Shit Block] and walked over with a sullen face: "What the hell are you talking about."

Li Nuo panicked the moment he saw the piece of shit: "Why don't you take a bite of shit first to calm down!"

"You..." Marjie put the shit away and calmed down.

The two of them held Li Nuo's arms and walked back.

Li Nuo explained the guild's problems on the way.

"As long as we join the guild, other guilds can't send us invitations, and we can still get the benefits. There is no interference from upper-level players, eliminating the need for bullshit interpersonal relationships, and if the aboriginal guilds take advantage of it, we can get it. A bunch of things other players don’t want. This isn’t collecting junk, it’s recycling waste. Not to mention you can earn gold coins.”

"Furthermore, all it takes to withdraw from the guild is the consent of the president. Look at that guy Wenke, he wants me to get out~"

It sounds right, and Marger also thinks it's acceptable: "But I still want to slap you in the face with a piece of shit."

"Do you want to eat your shit and calm down?" Li Nuo yawned at every opportunity.

Marger was silent for two seconds.

Then he slapped himself in the mouth.

Cha Bai frowned: He actually thought about the feasibility...

"What's more, look at what I poured out."

[Laughing spoon], because the spoon can laugh, you will never be lonely when eating alone.

[Mirror that changes appearance], you will always be beautiful in the mirror.

[Painting that makes people nervous], seeing the painting will cause paranoia of being persecuted.

"They obviously work!"

Li Nuo's words were very pale, but Cha Bai was a little scared because he could encounter something whenever he went out.

Cha Bai couldn't help but murmur: "Why is this happening... You always encounter emergencies, and you often turn them into serial dramas."

"Miss Chabai... do you know about psychopathic thinking?" Marjie snorted coldly.

Both Cha Bai who was walking and Li Nuo who was being dragged had their eyes locked on Marjie.

Brother Ma didn't defend himself. He just said calmly: "Some people's brains jump very fast. Even if they don't want to think, they can't stop all kinds of things from jumping out of their minds, even when they sleep. The most terrifying thing is , thinking about it will make you feel sick, but you will still continue to think about it, until one day you become a psychopath."

Li Nuo got off the donkey: "The brain is overloaded like a virus."

Cha Bai was confused: "Li Nuo...isn't crazy."

"But sooner or later he will become a psychopath if this continues." Marger put his fingers on the bridge of his nose, pretending to push up the non-existent spectacle frames, and said: "After all, I am a doctor and have experience."

I don’t know how he, a doctor in the anorectal department, can say that he has experience in cranial nerves.

Li Nuo understood what he meant and interpreted: "What you mean is that I'd better not think too much about the next script."

Marjie nodded: "Mirror Master, he can read minds. It will be very troublesome if we really encounter him."

"That's it..." Li Nuo seemed to agree, but actually he didn't worry about it at all. He had the most contact with the Mirror Master, and the best way to face the devil was to resign himself to fate.

Until Cha Bai said: "I heard that overthinking can lead to baldness, is it true?"

Li Nuo's eyes froze: "I understand, I will give up thinking about the next script."

The more he says this, the more he does the opposite.

"Miss Chabai, he is lying." There is something in Marjie's words: if you don't care about him, he will be afraid of you.

Li Nuo shook his head: "No... I was just thinking... It seems to be lunch time in the prison now..."

Cha Bai completely understood what leap thinking was.

In the middle of the gag, he had returned to the yard.

Chen Shou has gone back long ago.

In this regard, Li Nuo felt very disappointed: "I have a great obsession with fat people complaining about slaves."

Marjie handed Li Nuo the [Cairo Lord Summoning Scroll] left by Chen Shou.

A thud.

Li Nuo kicked the weapon box, and the weapons and equipment inside were scattered on the ground.

He may not kick, but he just wants to kick.

On the way to the player center, Li Nuo took a break from his busy schedule to go to the workshop and get all the upgraded equipment back.

Cha Bai entered the room with the MOD costume he chose to upgrade.

She's used to MOD.

Li Nuo's upgraded hat adds two new entries: [Resist one headshot damage], [Increase the cutting damage of the thrown hat brim by 5%].

But he is not satisfied.

From the books in the library, he sifted through a large number of props, including certain equipment that was synthesized from weapons.

Li Nuo's memory is very strong, or he has extremely good reading comprehension skills. He can't forget everything he memorizes, but as long as he deliberately memorizes things, he can retain at least [-]% of them in his mind even after half a year. memory fragments.

He doesn't need to read library books again and again. I memorized almost everything in it at once.

Li Nuo searched for the memory fragments and found what he wanted to buy in Tombstone Mall.

[Teleport Stone], priced at 9000 gold coins.

Extremely expensive.

But he bought it.

Li Nuo is such a bastard... Because he is used to living a poor life, he is very economical in real life, but when it comes to spending money in the script, he is infinitely reckless.

He knocked the [Teleport Stone] and [Geralt's Felt Hat] on the synthesis table with a synthesis hammer.

【Flying Thunder God's Hat】

[Quality: Epic]

[Effect 1: Resist one headshot damage]

[Effect 2: The cutting damage of the thrown hat brim is increased by 5%]

[Effect 3: After throwing it out, use magic to pull it, and you can instantly teleport to the hat position, cooling time is 1 minute]

[Brief description: It has nothing to do with Flying Thunder God]

Marjie, who was moving goods, suddenly noticed a hat flying over.

Immediately afterwards Li Nuo appeared wearing a hat.

"Awesome!" Li Nuo's excitement was replaced by Ma Ge's indifference.

"Just in time, come and take a look at the next supplies. There are still three days left, so we have to race against time." Marjie placed several boxes in front of Li Nuo, which contained bullets and new firearms.

Since most of the long-range weapons in Nier's world are mechanical life-form cannonballs, which can only be used after charging and releasing magic power, they are very limited and too eye-catching to be used at critical moments. Therefore, their main long-range weapons are cyber technology firearms.

Marger developed a new type of bullet: [Ericia's Poison Explosive Bomb].

Since learning about magic technology, he has discovered that random modifications can always lead to some weird branches.

For example, "NieR" + "Cyberpunk" = "Warhammer 40" or "An unknown game"

It just consumes more gold coins.

Only Li Nuo's Malorian and revolver [Comrade's Hammer] can use explosive bombs from the "Warhammer" world.

But there is a limitation.

Because Marjie made something with a certain kind of special raw material, the things he made were either explosive or poisonous, which was just right.

Considering that it costs money to make this kind of bullets, I just keep a few rounds as trump cards.

Li Nuo's long-range weapons include a pistol and a launcher. With the addition of a high-explosive ammunition enhancement plug-in, there is basically no need to modify it.

There are still three days left, and he will focus on alchemy.

After the two assigned the types of work, they started working hard.

……

a few hours later.

Li Nuo and Marjie fought, and Cha Bai returned to the real world for peace.

While I was getting instant noodles, my phone rang.

She knew without even looking that it was Li Nuo's comic that had bad reviews again.

[Information: 36 negative reviews]

[Current positive rating: 32%]

Recently, a competitor was giving him bad reviews. Li Nuo was in dire straits in Greenland and could not control it for the time being, so Chabai has been helping him suppress the reviews.

"The account has been blocked... I have to register a new account... It is better to go directly to the opponent's home to solve the problem with force. It is really inconvenient in a society governed by the rule of law."

She said bad words.

Turn on the computer and check Li Nuo's email number.

After looking for the number, she opened the browser and prepared to register a new number. This time she clicked on the browser hidden in the corner of the desktop.

As a result, Li Nuo's personal ethics were all exposed as the records were pulled down from the search bar.

[How Many Years in Prison for Bank Robbery in Greenland]

[Greenland accidental injury death]

[Consult a psychiatrist: There is a woman who deleted all my Elder Scrolls MODs. How should I feel about it?]

"..."

[How to make shit spontaneously combust]

"..."

[Complaint against Dr. Ma, doctor at Cairo Hospital]

"God..."

"He's not serious..."

【Virgin】

【Virgin】

[Virgin, how to confess your love for the first time]

[Bed with a load capacity of one ton]

【whip】

【Despicable male dog】

[How to distinguish the front and the back clearly in the dark]

[Would the woman be too heavy to crush someone to death?]

【What to do if the pelvic bone is crushed】     【If you are about to die, it is still necessary】

[What to do if a woman is widowed]

[Exchange of equal value, I give you half of my life, so you give me half of your life]

【I feel like a coward】

His dark gray-blue eyes stared at the screen, and after a long moment of expressionless expression, he deleted the travel history.

"Fool."

……

three days later.

The time panel where the script started appeared in front of the three of them.

They packed up the props and equipment they brought and started the first and possibly most dangerous script.

After level 40, you have to enter the scenario world from Basel Station.

Interestingly, if you want to enter the platform, you need to buy your own ticket.

A ticket costs 150 gold coins, and the player's life is probably worth that much.

In the platform, players can be seen. Their bodies have become data streams and their faces cannot be seen clearly.

Li Nuo and Marjie took advantage of the fact that before the car entered the station, they clicked on the things they were carrying.

Most of the firearms, weapons, and some modified tools were held by Li Nuo. He had [Jacol's Weapon Box], which was basically a portable weapons arsenal.

But Marger made a legitimate and damning request.

"Give you my piece of shit."

"roll."

Li Nuo refused very smoothly.

As data protection becomes weaker and weaker, players can only use one title ability in a single scenario.

Li Nuo chose the newly acquired title [Script Breaker].

——Any action that destroys the structure of side quests or main quests will give you the right to use the skill "Guard's Knees" once, which can turn a bad luck into "an arrow in the knee". When everything is over... there will be 50 There is a % chance that a thunder will strike you.

Through the trip to Greenland, Li Nuo fully understood his luck. The effect of [Script Breaker] that can offset a bad luck is perfect for him. As for being struck by lightning... the last [Quen's Seal] can offset being struck by lightning. hack.

Marger's own title was changed from "Sphincter Seller" who manufactures "Shit Blocks" to "King of Biogas Punks", which resulted in him being unable to produce "Shit Blocks" in the script.

With Li Nuo's refusal.

Marger could only put the [Shit Blocks] created during this period into the [Faust Surgical Coat] he was wearing.

The upgraded clothes can store ten props.

You must have seen the doctor who took out the electric saw from his surgical coat.

Have you ever seen a doctor take out pieces of feces from his surgical coat?

As for Cha Bai, a bunch of magic books were placed in the magic storage space of the [auxiliary machine] for easy reading at any time.

During this time her main business was being transformed.

The [Cairo Star Runestone] previously obtained in the "Cairo" script can be used as an enchanting prop to increase the attributes of mechanical artifacts.

Mr. Victor took in two mechanical life forms as surgeons and inserted this thing into Cha Bai's abdominal cavity.

Obtained a personal skill: [Fire damage and duration increased by 15%].

In short, the physical aspects of the three of them are basically like this.

The equipment will be discussed later.

Because the train has already arrived at the station.

They board the train.

The door is closed.

woo-

The whistle sounded.

The wheels rolled over the rails and slowly left the platform.

This script is a killing and fighting script. There is no early warning, you can only touch wherever you go.

[Player Team "Darkness Falls in the Courtyard ([-] words)"]

The system's panel appeared in front of the three people.

At the same time, the system voice was reading the words on the panel.

Because the name of their team was too long, the panel appeared for a minute before the name was finished.

"Should we change the name?" Cha Bai made a particularly constructive suggestion.

After Li Nuo joined the guild, he asked for a supposedly picked-up "Squad Name Change Ticket" from Wen Ke, the president of the "Fifth Detective Guild".

This thing can be summoned at any time.

There is just a problem.

There may be something wrong with the ticket, otherwise how could a name change ticket worth 100 million be obtained so easily by Li Nuo.

He is not a protagonist.

"Li Nuo, don't say anything this time. I'll come up with the name." Marjie made another very constructive suggestion.

Regarding the matter of naming, there are lessons learned from the past. Pulling a dog is better than Li Nuo.

Li Nuo summoned the votes and set the name to be Marjie.

Then he warned uneasily: "Hellfront, Breaking Dawn, Umbrella, Mafia, Dongzhou Team, Deyun Club, Euroleague, Women's Protection Association, such infringing and easily misunderstood names must not be used! "

Marjie glanced at him: "Humph..."

[Player team "hum"]

Li Nuo: "..."

Chabai: "..."

Marjie: "Humph..."

【Please get off the car now】

The three were stunned.

The train suddenly stopped.

The door is open.

The system said again:

[Please get off the car within ten seconds]

The three people who didn't know what was going on could only get out of the car.

The moment they stepped out of the train, the surroundings became dark.

Slowly, a huge screen appeared at the end of the field of vision.

They entered a place that looked like a movie theater.

[Please do not use any scanning equipment to view other people’s data, and please maintain trust in each other]

Li Nuo: "Hell Cinema?"

Marjie gritted his teeth and said, "Stop playing tricks."

Three other people appeared with them.

Two of them were acquaintances.

Nanami: "Ah...oh my god..."

Nanami's expression turned bad when she saw these three guys. With Li Nuo here, it means that the difficulty of this script will be very disgusting...

"It's really... destined." Li Nuoxu said with eyes: "You won't have a CP with Marjie, right?"

Nanami yelled: "You are only thinking about the toilet!"

Li Nuoxu stared: "Perfect Tucao servant... you are better than Slender Brother."

Nanami was speechless.

"Long time no see." Su Mei greeted Li Nuo and Cha Bai.

They've been friends but haven't talked since the last episode of Nier.

Su Mei still looked like she was wearing twin tails, and when she came up, she planned to lift Li Nuo's mask.

Li Nuo dodged deftly and looked sideways at the man who was already sitting on the chair.

"Hahaha, we all know each other." The man touched his long wig-like hair and adjusted the Peppa Pig mask on his face: "I don't need my real name. You can just call me 'Black Jack'."

"Well, hello." Li Nuo greeted seriously.

[Please put on Mewtwo glasses]

They looked at the front seat, where six Mewtwo glasses were displayed.

At this time, it is right to listen to the system. Anyway, after scanning it, there is no exit here.

After putting on their glasses, they sat down next to each other without controlling their bodies.

[In this script, you will play six types of "professionals"]

[Based on the performance of each person in the Mewtwo story, we will calculate suitable occupations and then assign them]

[Please complete the tasks assigned to you in "Mewtwo"]

[Everyone’s mission process will be shown on the big screen, please watch it carefully and find the path that suits you]

【Start from the [-]st】

When the system's voice said this, a green light lit up under the brown-white seat.

Her vision began to blur.

The surrounding scene changed.

This is a 21st century style girl's boudoir.

The room was ordinary, with a table covered with books, a lamp with a warm yellow light, and a soft single bed.

and modern wooden doors that are simply closed.

Chabai realized that she had entered the virtual world given by Chaomeng, and she could control new body actions.

She originally wanted to go out and have a look.

But right now.

A panel appeared in front of me:
  [Task: Admitted to Tsinghua University]

[Remaining time: 29 days, 23 hours, 16 minutes and 50 seconds]

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  　　I watch the stars at night.

　　Do the math.

　　It feels like something big is wrong.

　　He took out the armpit thermometer.

　　I,
  　　have a fever.

　　So the number of words updated in these two days is expected to be a little less.

　　If the fever is too severe, you may need to take a leave of absence. Probably.

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  (End of this chapter)