As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 225 The name of the team must be shocking
  Chen Shou passed Marjie's verification and came to their space by train.

Chen Shou was surprised the moment he came out of the familiar yet unfamiliar, dark basement.

He always thought that space was only during the day.

It was night in the yard.

Starry.

He couldn't see the buildings of Basel, only rows of phantom houses on the edge of the courtyard.

After all, Brother Shou has just passed the train test, and he doesn't know many things yet.

When he stood in the center of the courtyard.

When he tried to call Marger and Li Nuo.

He saw a huge panel appearing in the air:

[Darkness fell in the courtyard. I didn’t know what I encountered. The blood on my hands hadn’t dried yet. They were floating outside the window. Let me return the blood to them. I hid in the closet in fear. From the gap, I saw that she was wandering around the house with her son again. I summoned the devil to clean them up. The devil's claws were smiling. The smile was scary and the tears were sad. I used grass The fork drove the demon into the pen. I was sleepy and wanted to sleep, but she was still pacing upstairs. The alarm clock rang and I had to work again. When I opened my eyes, they held me down. I shouted no, and they took it away. My eyes, I yelled no, the delicious eyeballs were spinning in their hands, they didn't go, they didn't go, they didn't go, I couldn't go, I wanted to go, let me go, I wanted to hide. 】

Chen Shou's throat rolled.

"This……"

He tried to call Marger.

"Brother Ma!"

But no one paid him any attention.

The whole yard was quiet.

Only the candles in the room flickered.

Chen Shou wanted to go back.

He is a coward, a coward who has to shout to cheer himself up even if he shoots and kills people.

Chen Shou looked to the sky.

He raised his head, not because the crown would fall off, but because the panel in the sky changed again:
  [Please remember the rules, otherwise you will sleep in a secret corner forever, and you will not be able to escape the nightmare even if you leave the space. 】

Chen Shou's throat rolled again.

[Please do not stay in the courtyard for a long time. The monster from the darkness is staring at you eagerly. It will eat everything with iron elements. It is greedy for blood. It is a gluttonous demon. It may be behind you. 】

A low whine sounded behind Chen Shou.

He looked sideways.

A creature hidden in the darkness crawled in the center of the fence, slowly zooming in in his field of vision.

【Walk. 】

[Go quickly. 】

【hurry up! 】

Chen Shou subconsciously pulled out his pistol.

But the things in the dark gave him an extremely deep sense of oppression, as if they were vampires from Novigrad.

He subconsciously wanted to return to the basement where the station operated.

But he soon discovered that the creature was scratching the fence and watching him.

The path beside the fence is the only way to the basement platform.

[Please don’t stay in the dark, please don’t stay in the dark, please don’t stay in the dark, please don’t stay in the dark! 】

The sky's panels shift again.

Only then did Chen Shou realize that maybe it was all true. He might have actually entered some kind of system BUG, ​​like a BUG where his home was invaded by alien creatures.

He immediately ran to the hut.

Based on Chen Shou's understanding of Li Nuo, this guy's trouble-making temper may have triggered some irreversible punishment mechanism.

He turned his head.

The creature in the dark was seen slowly retreating into the enclosure.

Sweat was already crawling on his chin and falling drop by drop on his black body armor.

"Ma, Brother Ma!"

He called out to the only one of the three who had the "hero" attribute, but to no avail, no one paid any attention to him.

Only the sky panel changes again:
  [When I wear a tank top, it shouldn’t feel crowded and I won’t feel uncomfortable. My fingers can be crossed and the number on both sides is equal. My nails are not longer than my fingers. Bones don't show out of any part of my body. Bones are hard objects that cannot be easily changed by me. They are only inside my body. My mouth can be used for eating, but not for eating humans. There is nothing in the mouth that extends beyond the forearm. The sky is blue. Blue is my pupils. There would be no eyes in the sky. I won't be afraid of the dark. I can solve the problem. I'm not afraid of mirrors. I'm not afraid of numbers. 】

"What's all this..."

Chen Shou subconsciously covered his mouth, his hands trembling.

Surprising.

So weird.

What happened to Li Nuo and the others!
  Behind the window on the second floor, a pair of bright eyes looked at the night sky.

Chen Shou didn't know it yet, but when he stepped up the stairs, the sky panel changed again:
  【Don't go upstairs】

The moment the rapid breathing reached his ears, a shadow appeared on the dark second floor, and purple magic light particles hit Chen Shou.

He had no chance to escape and crashed downstairs.

When he raised his head, the fresh wind pressure blew out the fire in the room.

In the darkness, the shadow walked down the stairs step by step.

clatter,

clatter,

Hey.

The heels are not tight and slow, like the footsteps of death.

"no, do not want……"

Chen Shou tried to beg for mercy.

But the shadow wouldn't stop.

The shadow's arms separated from the body and floated into the air.

The purple and blue particles mixed together turned into a weapon, and the hand held in the air also held Chen Shou's life.

[If you disturb her, you will die]

"I don't want to die!"

The moment Chen Shou pulled out his pistol and was about to pull the trigger, an explosion outside broke the dead silence.

A cold hum.

a figure.

A tube of reagents.

The black shadow was hit by the flying pistol syringe, and his body knelt down on the steps as if he had let out a sigh of relief.

Marjie walked into the room, lit the oil lamp, raised his head and said, "Why are you sick again?"

"Hmm... cyberpsychosis..." Cha Bai put the syringe labeled "Barorase" at his feet, looked at Chen Shou who was sitting on the floor on the first floor, and said, "Hello."

Chen Shou felt like something was broken in his head.

"Chen Shou, what are you doing?" Marjie asked.

Chen Shou's eyes widened and he gasped heavily: "What am I doing... What are you doing..."

Marjie pointed outside the house: "I'm studying magic technology."

Cha Bai pointed upstairs: "I was reading a book, and suddenly I became cyberpsychotic."

The two asked at the same time: "What are you doing?"

Chen Shou was going crazy: "What's going on with the sky panel! Why are there strange rules and regulations in your space!"

Marjie: "Humph, that's not a weird story."

Chen Shou: "?"

Marger: "That's the name of our team."

Chen Shou: "?"

Brother Shou felt that he shouldn't have come.

"Which one of you is sick?"

"Li Nuo." Marjie and Chabai said in unison.

Marjie explained: "The three of us wanted to form a team. Li Nuofei had to compete with the system. He wrote an introduction himself, then read it out, and it was recognized as the team name."

Chen Shou looked at the panel floating in the sky: "You call this an introduction..."

Marger continued to explain: "When outsiders enter the space, they will see the name of the space team from the sky, because Li Nuo wrote it in sections, and there are too many words, so our names can only appear section by section. "

Chen Shou looked at the panel floating in the sky: "You call this an introduction..."

Marjie continued to explain: "The first paragraph is Li Nuo's confession. He has encountered something recently."

Chabai sat on the steps of the second floor with his chin in his hands and said worriedly:
  "Li Nuo was imprisoned recently. When he woke up, he found that the inmate was taking off his pants, and then he stuffed the inmate's pants into the inmate's anus. He said that there was blood all over the wall afterwards, which involved Intentional injury and excessive self-defense seem to be punishable by prison sentences.”

"Even if the player's ability cannot be inherited in reality, the muscle memory still exists, and fighting is all about tricks. Most people really can't bear it..."

Chen Shou was dumbfounded.

Too much information.

But he didn't want to know the details.

Chabai continued: "But there was another problem with the comic series. He encountered a competitor's trolls. Now I write comments for him every day. I'm almost going crazy."

Marger stepped down and explained: "The second long paragraph introduces Miss Chabai's current mental state. The middle paragraph introduces the vampire dragon."

"What about you?" Chen Shou asked.

Cha Bai said: "Li Nuo said that Marjie just needs to hum. There is no need to introduce him."

Chen Shou felt that he would lose if he complained, but he still couldn't control himself and said: "Five hundred and ninety words... How did he think of a team name of five hundred and ninety words!"

Marger reminded: "With punctuation, that's five hundred and ninety-seven words."

"This is not the point!" Chen Shou breathed a sigh of relief and took out a summoning scroll from the grid of his backpack: "Li Nuo asked me to find a way to bring him something..."

【Kaiiro-kun's Summoning Scroll】

[Quality: Junk~Epic]

[Effect: Summon Cairo Lord once, but the help he can give depends on luck]

[Number of uses: one remaining time]

[Brief description: (*￣︶￣)(ノ￣▽￣)】

Li Nuo had originally told Chen Shou that if he met Mr. Cairo during the train assessment mission, he must treat him kindly. If he became a train driver, he must take back the summoning scroll that Li Nuo had placed in the train.

Li Nuo sent this matter to a group of players who had cooperated with each other and had not taken the exam.

Chen Shou did not board the train that Li Nuo and the others experienced. He bought the summoning scroll from a certain elder brother.

"Then big brother said... Mr. Cailuo is too stupid, and using it will damage his image." Chen Shou shrugged his fleshy shoulders: "So I will use the [Yinglong] you gave me and the 200 submachine gun bullets Exchanged this summoning scroll."

"Good kidneys." Marjie praised, and then asked: "Chen Shou, how difficult is your train test..."

"The pass rate is 11%."

"so tall?"

"what about you?"

"2.6%."

"Ha, it's because of you that I became low..." Chen Shou sneered, looked left and right, and asked, "Where's Li Nuo?"

Marger said: "I took it upon myself to go to the Player Center to change the name of my team."

Cha Bai nodded: "Well, it is indeed your own fault."

……

Basel, near the hub tower, player service station.

Li Nuo was thrown out of the service station.

He got up, pointed at the guys in the door and shouted:

"Changing the name is too expensive!"

"Are you asking us to go out and embarrass ourselves with a name of more than [-] words!"

Three staff members came out and one of them said: "Sir, we are acting in accordance with the regulations. Players are not allowed to change their names at will. You must pay 100 million gold coins."

Li Nuo took a deep breath: "What if I am not a player but the boss of a script." (Note: The BOSS book in the library records that there is a boss in a certain assessment script that is exactly the same as Li Nuo)

The staff member said: "Are you schizophrenic?"

Li Nuo rolled up his sleeves: "Okay, let's get a discount, brother."

"No chance." The staff stuck out their tongues in unison: "No chance."

Li Nuo, who was rejected, put his hands in his pockets, turned his head and left with dead eyes.

"Trouble...Cha Bai will definitely take revenge on me..."

"Actually, isn't that name quite interesting..."

"It's better than 'Ye Ye Qin Bing Dong'."

As he walked on the road, he turned his head slightly, and the shadow behind him was caught by his averted pupils.

"Stop hiding it, I have a very good nose."

A tall, thin man in a suit walked out of the alley. He took off his top hat, put it on his chest, and said with a smile: "Sir, it seems you have encountered difficulties."

The other party handed over a business card.

"This is the president of the Fifth Detective Guild, Wenke."

"Our main business includes all your worries. If you join our guild, we will do our best to help you."

Li Nuo looked at the business card and then placed his gaze on the other person's head.

[Players please note]

[Due to early system bugs, some aboriginal guilds have also established player guilds. Although the benefits are the same as those of player guilds, they do not complete tasks, cannot be summoned in the script, and cannot lend money to players. They take advantage of players’ inability to harm indigenous people to defraud players of their money. Please don’t be fooled]

【Fifth Detective Guild】

[This guild is a fraud group and has been on player notices four times]

【Don't be fooled】

……

"I won't be fooled."

Chen Shouyi politely rejected Marjie’s invitation to join the team.

"You three people..." Chen Shou paused and changed his words: "You and Li Nuo, especially Li Nuo, are so damn good at deceiving people."

He added an accent when he said the word "tai".

"Let's put it this way, Brother Ma." Chen Shou said seriously: "The team of the three of you is too special. No one in their right mind would be able to join you. I can help you as a mercenary, but... To be serious, I really can't keep up with you guys. I do hidden worldview tasks all day long, and being in dire straits is as common as taking a bath... Anyway... I'm sorry, I appreciate your kindness... but I can't be that vampire holding you back. "

Marjie regretted: "Li Nuo and I discussed it, Chen Shou, although you are always in a panic, you are very good at shooting, and we can play together..."

Cha Bai came out of the room carrying a pile of books and added: "Li Nuo's original words were, 'A fat guy who can complain is very interesting. Anyway, we are short of a complainer.'"

Marjie was filled with indignation: "Miss Chabai! Don't just reveal the truth hidden in the abyss casually!"

There seemed to be black lines on Chen Shou's face...

Cha Bai was annoyed by his abruptness and could only add: "It was Li Nuo talking in his sleep. He definitely didn't see you that way."

The more beautiful a woman is, the more likely she is to lie.

"Forget it... Anyway, I sent the tickets. If Li Nuo can't come back, I'll leave first." Chen Shou originally wanted to come and play "Dream Girl Photo Mahjong Hall" with Li Nuo.

"Don't worry yet." Marjie stopped him and said, "You're already here, do you want to take a look at my new research?"

Chen Shouming knew that Marjie wanted to use him as a test subject, but he couldn't resist his damn curiosity.

Marger actually just wanted to show off.

He took out a pair of shoes.

"I took back Emil's sales car and the 'Cairo' transformation technology. A powerful speed booster was placed in the technological boots. It can increase speed in one second, which is comparable to the transformation of an Autobot."

Then he pointed at Chabai, who was sitting on a granular translucent chair and reading a book.

"Magic technology, invisible bench, you no longer have to worry about getting tired when fishing."

Marger pulled out a box of bullets.

"Warhammer type explosive bullets are precious because they are rare."

He opened the maintenance room door.

"Improved gravity firearm, a magic weapon based on the combination of cyberpunk technology and Nier technology."

Cha Bai summoned a hammer, chanted a spell, and used the hammer to release magic.

"With the weapon summoning technique in Nier Technology, as long as there is something with magic-like properties in the body, you can set the main bound weapon to be hidden and summon it again at will."

He brought out a sniper rifle from the maintenance room.

"Neil's auxiliary machine laser cannon, I call it the Vulcan Cannon. It uses a weapon modified from the Dragon Knight magnetic cannon. It is easy to use and extremely powerful."

He pulled the indoor lever, and the cabinets in the maintenance room smashed from the ceiling, and a pile of firearms and melee weapons fell to the floor.

"Zero long knives, cyber firearms modifications, and all the non-cheating chips you can imagine in the Nier world. The coats are basically loaded with new entries, and all of your bound equipment has been turned into magic weapons. , the flying knife that automatically recycles, the demonized upgraded version of [Puppet String], the accelerated version of [Yinga], Li Nuo's broken cane can even launch [Blood Explosion Bomb], this is only half of the process of my plan. "

Marjie took a deep breath as if venting his anger, and then grabbed Chen Shou's collar.

"I'm almost exhausted...I'm so dependent on that bastard Li Nuo!"

"But it seems like you're going to kill me..."

Chen Shoute turned his head helplessly and looked outside the house.

The vampire dragon was playing with the auxiliary machine. Chabai was sitting on a translucent magic particle chair reading a book. Sparks danced on his fingertips, and a small fireball popped out, saving the auxiliary machine from the dragon's mouth.

There were all kinds of things on display in Marger's maintenance room that he had never seen before, a bunch of things that didn't belong to any game at all.

Brother Shou suddenly felt that they were no longer players in the same world.

"You guys... there must be many guilds rushing to get them."

"No." Marger put on a white coat, picked up the cutting torch for maintenance, and turned around and said: "They are all small guilds, and they are very serious. They are very boring."

Cha Bai added: "What Li Nuo means is that if you don't join the guild, it will be too troublesome to have interpersonal relationships."

Chen Shou: "This is Li Nuo's style."

Marger: "Anyway, we plan to work on the script in a few days. We may never come back. If you want something, tell me in advance and I will give you a discount."

"What's the matter with ten deaths and no return..." Chen Shou asked in a panic: "Were you forced to do some script?"

"Hmph." Marjie lit a cigarette and said sadly, "You have to ask Li Nuo about this..."

"What did he do again..."

"he……"

At this point, both Marjie and Chabai were stunned.

The cigarette in Brother Ma's hand fell to the ground.

[Squad "Darkness falls..." (more than [-] words omitted)]

[Joined the Aboriginal Guild "Fifth Detective Guild"]

Cha Bai was stunned: "Li Nuo...didn't he say he wouldn't join the guild..."

Marjie continued a cigarette: "Damn Li Nuo..."

Then they heard...

[Obtained the aboriginal prop "Laughing Spoon"]

[Obtained the aboriginal prop "mirror that can change appearance"]

[Having obtained the "Fifth Detective Guild" special prop "Team Name Change Scroll (Inferior Version)"]

[15000 gold coins obtained]

[Note: Team members please supervise player 5900 at all times and be careful not to overdo it]

……

Basel's Lower Town neighborhood.

a cafe.

Li Nuo wears a hat that enhances the blade entry.

He leaned on a cane with both hands and crossed his legs, sitting on the sofa seat.

Wink, the president of the Fifth Detective Guild, handed over a list, his hands trembling slightly: "This is... the third commission related to you players."

Li Nuo took it and looked at it, then picked up the coffee on the table and took a sip: "Mr. Wenke."

"To!"

"We players can't harm you aborigines, so in a moment, prepare something like a Thompson machine gun. If the next client doesn't know what to do, shoot him."

"We... are just a fraud group." Wenke had no choice but to say: "We... really just want to defraud you players of your membership fees... and no one of you players has been fooled for many years... I Think you can do enough.”

Players will make deals with the indigenous people, but in most cases these deals will not take shape.

But some Aboriginal people will be fooled...

This resulted in a lot of seemingly useless props and equipment in their hands.

The "Fifth Detective Guild" is essentially a fraud group that is about to go bankrupt. They look down on the unprofitable job of trading players with aborigines.

But Li Nuo liked it.

"I don't think so. I like your guild and I want to be your loyal partner." Li Nuo put down the coffee cup, took out the teapot, opened the lid and took a sip of hot tea, and then said: "For players, everyone's We can see the fraud information, so no one will be fooled by you, but if I choose to join, I won’t be fooled, but I will work for you, isn’t that okay?”

Wenke was speechless...

"Sir, you are more professional than us."

"Mr. Wink, you are humble."

"No, I really haven't."

The door of the cafe was pushed open and a man walked in.

The frightened man sat across from them.

"Excuse me...you are from the Fifth Detective Guild..."

"Yes, our main business is 'your troubles'. Now please tell us your needs." Li Nuo didn't like to say useless things.

The man looked a little haggard, and he whispered: "That's right... I'm a collector... I recently collected a painting from a 'player'. Ever since that day, I felt that the person in the painting was going to I'm leaving."

"Burn the painting." Li Nuo said.

"But I have a collecting habit." The man said uneasily: "I don't want to take it out, and I don't want to keep it, so can you help me get rid of the curse in the painting?"

Li Nuo thought for a while and said: "The original intention of the collection is lost when the collection is taken out for exhibition."

The man nodded: "That's it."

Li Nuo continued: "But if it is not exhibited, it loses the value of collection."

The man then nodded: "That's it."

Li Nuo smiled and said: "Then just give the painting to me. As a reward, I will make an exact copy for you, and you won't have to pay the painting fee."

The man was stunned: "This..."

Li Nuo smiled softly: "Sir, you come and enjoy the joy of showing off with your collection. We will bear the curse of the painting."

……

[Obtained the Aboriginal prop “Nervous Painting”]

[2000 gold coins obtained]

I heard the sound of the system.

Marjie sat by the flower pond. After thinking for a moment, he raised his head and said, "Miss Chabai... When Li Nuo goes out from now on, please follow..."

Cha Bai nodded: "I understand...it was my mistake..."

At the same time, the system's voice appeared again.

[Squad "Darkness falls..." (more than [-] words omitted)]

"Here we go again..." Marger refilled his cigarette: "What on earth is this kid doing..."

[Three participants have been selected as participants in the "Killing Brawl Script"]

Cha Bai raised his head: "Wait...it's a script!"

Her gray-blue eyes saw the final panel reflected in front of her eyes.

[Please enter the script in three days]

[This script is mandatory and extremely dangerous. The estimated level is lv45~lv120]

[Please write your last words]

(End of this chapter)