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Chapter 143 "Selling Kidnappers" plays, Wang Zha's sketch [please support]

Finally the film started airing.

The opening subtitles, director, and screenwriter are all Ye Xuan.

This terrifying creative ability shocked and horrified the three Hongfu girls.

But the quality of the film can only be determined after watching it.

They came to purchase the film on behalf of the company and had to take full responsibility for the quality of the film, so they all became very serious.

When the film started playing, their expressions were serious and nervous.It seems that I want to find some loopholes and some problems in the film.

But after seeing the opening remarks, Ye Xuan's pretending to be old and Mimi An's pretending to be old immediately caught their attention and made them burst into laughter.

But after laughing, Hongfu Girl felt something was wrong and quickly covered her mouth.Why
They had communicated secretly before coming here.

No matter how funny the skit was, they had to restrain themselves and act expressionless.Ye Xuan would not be allowed to find loopholes, so that they could control the pace and initiative of the negotiations.

As a result, it was just the opening remarks. Seeing the appearance of the two people, I couldn't help laughing.

All three of them immediately felt like they were facing a formidable enemy, so they quickly controlled their emotions and adjusted their state.

However, my inner expectations are a bit higher, because just a production appearance has already made people laugh, and it completely conforms to the audience's stereotype of the sketch.

Gao Xiumin: Big liar~~Big liar~~
As a result, when Mimian started to shout, the huge contrast and joy made the three Hongfu girls burst out laughing.

That is to say, the operations manager could still bear it a little, but the shrug of her shoulders had betrayed her. She was obviously very uncomfortable holding back her laughter.

Every subsequent sentence and dialogue between the two is full of joyful baggage.

Originally, Monkey and Mimian couldn't help laughing when they saw the script, and they couldn't help it even more when they saw the storyboard.

Now it is their live performance, or it is under the guidance of Baiyun Heitu and Taishan Beidou. Every line, every look, every action, and every designed rhythm are all interlocking and can definitely make people laugh.

Especially at the end, the operations manager couldn't stop laughing, and his belly laugh was exaggerated.

In fact, she is from the Northeast and is very familiar with the culture of these sketches, but she is also unable to resist the charm of the sketches. The wonderful sketches can make her get involved instantly, forgetting her purpose and laughing directly.

Even some of the jokes made Hongfu Nu and the purchasing manager a little confused. Instead, they were only made to laugh without actually laughing.

But the operations manager just thought it was funny and led them to laugh too.

Finally, after watching for 3 minutes, Fan Wei dressed as a monkey came out, and the three of them were completely captivated. The familiar face and somewhat unfamiliar dress made the three of them overjoyed.

Even the service staff outside the private room kept looking inside, wondering why the people in the private room kept laughing. Did they say something funny?

It turned out that he seemed to be watching a movie.

They were all a little confused, what kind of movie was so funny!

I felt itchy in my heart and didn't dare to go in.

The whole movie is joyful until the end, where the anti-fraud APP implanted by Ye Xuan was originally a bit stiff, but under the guidance and guidance of Baiyun Heitu, it became very humorous and reasonable.

There was no tearjerker or tears, just laughter, and the anti-fraud propaganda at the end made the film sublime!

It's not just selling crutches, it's a scam that deceives people into lameness. The police came to promote anti-fraud, but they couldn't get Fan Wei out of the scam, which made people laugh!
The three Hongfu girls were in tears watching it. It was so funny that they didn't care about their image at all and just started laughing.

What they didn't know was that Ye Xuan secretly recorded them watching the movie on his mobile phone.

These are all bargaining chips!

He let his cell phone record while he slowly began to eat and drink, very calmly and calmly.

This book, Maguai, was the stepping stone for Baiyun Heitudu to come from the Northeast to teach him personally, but he didn't believe it and couldn't knock on Douyin's door.

We have collaborated before, but this time the work is more excellent and more in line with the tonality. Whether it is for the annual meeting or for the short film to sell well, Ye Xuan believes that Douyin will have a very intuitive judgment.

And his confidence in trafficking, needless to say, is completely due to the fact that as soon as this film came out, almost all the sketches in the world were crushed.

There are only a few movies that can compete with it, and the other two are sequels to this one, and the one that made Lao Zhao's apprentice famous all over the country.Taking this out now is enough to shock these people.

There are too many classic lines in "Selling Kidnappings", any one of them is a classic.

Ye Xuan: You're talking nonsense. I won't sell it anymore. You have to make this pair of crutches with the work and materials. You haven't slept for a whole day and a night. If you don't do it, won't you be compensated?
Mimian: Oh, the streets are full of people with good legs and feet, can they be sold?
Ye Xuan: Don’t you understand me yet? You still call me a big liar.I can deceive the good ones, deceive the weak ones, deceive the bad ones, and make the young couple live a good life. I deceived them to break up.I'm selling crutches today. With a pair of good legs, I can fool him into being lame!
Mimian: Haha, you can pull me down.

Ye Xuan: Believe it or not?
Mimian: I don’t believe that you can deceive people into being lame if they have good legs.

……

Progressing step by step, at the end, the lines become more exciting and the laughter becomes more frequent. Basically, just speaking can make people laugh.

Even if he wasn't laughing heartily, he couldn't help but let out a chuckle and his shoulders would rise with laughter.

When the promotion APP appeared later, it was also seamlessly connected. It did not make people feel that they were promoting an anti-fraud APP. They just felt that the result was very exciting and made people very happy. It was very interesting and made them laugh non-stop.

Originally, the last paragraph was added by Ye Xuan himself. It didn't have too many jokes, and he softened a lot of hot Internet memes before writing it.

but.

Now he asked Baiyun Kurotsuchi to participate, slightly modified the content, changed the rhythm, and did not need to change the lines, making the entire script look more natural and smoother.

After the whole set, the length of the original 11-minute skit has been extended to 13 minutes, an increase of 2 minutes. However, the effect has not been weakened, and it is even more in line with the tonality of the platform and has a little more positive energy!
No sensationalism, no tears, just laughter throughout.

Ye Xuan: Look, I asked him to download the anti-fraud APP, but he still doesn’t know what’s going on.

Mimian: Big liar, stop playing with fire.

Ye Xuan: Do you believe that I let him do it, and he still wants to thank me?
Mimian: How is that possible?

(After downloading the anti-fraud APP)

Monkey: Thank you!

Mimian: Hahahaha~~
Ye Xuan: Did you see it?

……

As the subtitles came out at the end, the scrolling subtitles full of Ye Xuan's name appeared, and some unfamiliar names appeared.

For example, the post-production team, as well as the directors, and the list of thanks, the three of them immediately realized that the film was over.

Their expressions were still joyful, and they still had some unfinished thoughts, looking left and right, as if they wanted to share their joyful and profound reading of the lines with everyone around them.

But they suddenly woke up. They were not watching a movie, nor were they chatting with their girlfriends at home and watching a drama.

But negotiate with people at the dinner table!

Suddenly, the relaxed atmosphere disappeared.

The purchasing manager coughed, intending to belittle the film and save the situation, otherwise she would be controlled by Ye Xuan and have to pay a higher price to win the film.

"Ahem, what a big lie..."

However, as soon as she opened her mouth, she was so frightened that she hurriedly covered her mouth and blurted out the lines in the play, which made her feel embarrassed, angry, and very annoyed at the same time.

In fact, the big deceiver in the play is played by Ye Xuan. Now he looks very formal, young and handsome, which is a bit different from his old appearance in the play.

However, if you recognize it, you will blurt it out.

Ye Xuandao: "There are so many people, don't call me by my stage name."

"Pfft!"

However, just pretending to be serious, the purchasing manager and others suddenly failed again and were made to laugh by Ye Xuan's words.

It was obviously a scene from the play that came to mind.

(End of this chapter)