my reality with some autobiography

Chapter 8, new skills, acquired!

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There was a loud gurgling sound as water was pumped out of the pit.

In the toilet, Chen Xuan collapsed and leaned against the wall, looking at his masterpiece and feeling at a loss.

Just after finishing the meal.

The strong gushing sensation in his anus made him sweat profusely, so he hurriedly said goodbye to the vegetable auntie and persisted to the toilet with great perseverance.

Before they could even squat down, they kept coming out one after another.

then.

My legs were numb from squatting and my eyes were filled with stars.

A masterpiece with a total volume comparable to the size of a basketball is now available.

Naturally, it was blocked.

"Slip away, slip away."

As soon as he walked out of the toilet, he was greeted by a very strong man with a figure comparable to that of a bodybuilder.

The burly man lowered his head and played with his mobile phone.

Chen Xuan was in a hit-and-run situation again.

Of course.

Bang!
The phone bounced off and the burly man sat down on the ground.

"Cao Nima...blind...uh."

The burly man raised his head angrily, and was about to spout some words that were 99% motherly, when he saw Chen Xuan looking at him expressionlessly.

It's strange, my throat suddenly became blocked.

The burly man blinked.

Chen Xuan still looked at him expressionlessly.

The burly man blinked again.

Chen Xuan was still looking at him.

The strong man opened his mouth, but stopped talking.

Chen Xuan wanted to reach out to help him, but he was worried that the strong man would not appreciate it.

Finally, neither of them could stand the atmosphere anymore.

"I…"

"you…"

The burly man wanted to say I'm okay, and Chen Xuan wanted to ask him if he was okay, but at the same time, he was interrupted by the other party's sudden opening.

Another moment of silence.

It wasn't until a moth flew in front of their eyes that the two of them suddenly returned to their senses.

"Hey, do you want it? I'll help you up."

"Look what you said, what can happen? I didn't see me so... uh..." The strong word, the strong man felt that he was unworthy for the first time.

"I'm leaving?"

"let's go."

The strong man waved his hand pretending to be generous. It wasn't until Chen Xuan walked away that he let out a long sigh of relief and said, "Oh, what a big man."

the other side.

Chen Xuan turned the corner and patted Rou's chest with lingering fear, "That man is so strong, I'm scared to death."

Then, came from behind.

"Damn it, it's such a big lump..."

Chen Xuan was excited and quickened his pace to leave.
When he returned to the dormitory carrying a big bag of snacks, he saw...
"15, 16, 17, come on, hold on."

"No, I can't do it anymore."

"You can't do this. Haven't you seen the military training video that you just watched? There are dozens of push-ups ready at every turn."

"I really can't do it anymore."

"You little dog, look at mine, 1, 2, 31410.10 Whoops."

"You also said that I am a thin dog, and you are worse than me."

"Are you doing push-ups?"

Chen Xuan looked at the actions of the two roommates except Jiang Yao, and felt happy in his heart.

Originally, he thought it would be awkward to practice push-ups in the dormitory, but he didn't realize that everyone had already started practicing.

"Yes, when Jiang Yao mentioned that he might have to do push-ups the day after tomorrow, I subconsciously searched for videos related to military training push-ups."

Feng Dongdong stood up as he spoke, then patted the dust on his hands and continued: "The result is terrible. I have to prepare dozens of push-ups at every turn. If I don't practice in advance, it will be embarrassing."

After Chen Xuan reported yesterday, the first time he saw Feng Dongdong, he knew that he was very good-looking.

Wearing fake trendy clothes, with a tan side-parted three-part hairstyle.

After leaving the house for military training in the morning, he spent half an hour in the bathroom, making another roommate, Zheng Yong, scold him.

"I heard that you can do push-ups while lying on top of a girl. If you can't push up and push the girl down, it would be a big shame."

At this time, Zheng Yong took over the conversation, but in the middle of the sentence, he saw Chen Xuan holding snacks in his hand and hurried forward, "Buying so much food again? Borrow a chicken drumstick. I don't have the appetite for dinner." Too little, and now we’re starving again.”

Chen Xuan threw him a pack of ready-to-eat chicken legs, then looked at Feng Lailai and Jiang Yao, "You can take whatever you want to eat."

Zheng Yong seemed to be really hungry. He took it, tore open the package and started to chew. While chewing, he said, "How much does it cost? I'll transfer it to you."

"It's just a chicken drumstick, you're welcome."

Zheng Yong didn't insist. He raised the chicken drumstick in his hand and said, "Kangliang, what brand of drumstick is this? It's delicious. It's really delicious."

"Thank you, no, I'm not hungry." Jiang Yao, who was lying on the upper bunk, declined politely.

But Feng Dongdong leaned his head over, holding the edge of the plastic bag with one hand, and picking around inside with the other. It took him a long time to get a package of chicken feet, and said, "Why did you buy all the meat?"

"If you don't buy meat, how can you afford my big belly?"

Chen Xuan laughed to himself, turned around and put all the snacks into the locker, but at this moment he saw the screen of his mobile phone light up.

A message pops up that a red envelope has been received.

Pretend not to see.

After closing the cabinet door, he lay down on the ground in a push-up position, "I also have to practice. I slept too late last night and had a heat stroke in the morning. I've already lost my life once. If I can't do push-ups the day after tomorrow, I don't have to do it." ”

Very strange.

Chen Xuan can freely laugh at himself for being fat, but if others say he is fat, he will feel uncomfortable.

"I'll practice again too."

As soon as Feng Dongdong saw it, he threw the chicken feet on his bed and lay down too.

In a flash.

Feng Dongdong made 11 more here.

But Chen Xuan was still struggling with his belly, sweating profusely.

Zheng Yong couldn't help but let out a sigh, and then apologized repeatedly, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do it."

Chen Xuan did not respond, silently defying gravity.

But the attribute panel turned a blind eye to his efforts.

Just when Chen Xuan felt desperate.

Zheng Yong felt a little sorry for his behavior of "eating Chen Xuan's food and still laughing at Chen Xuan", so he comforted him, "Chen Xuan, why don't you try incline push-ups, or kneeling push-ups?"

But as soon as he opened his mouth, he couldn't help but want to slap himself. Isn't it clear that Chen Xuan is not good enough?

So he quickly added, "What the hell, I didn't mean to say you can't do it. No, I meant you can do it. Ouch, what the hell should I say?"

Chen Xuan: "."

Please shut up.

Jiang Yao and Feng Dongdong both laughed like crazy.

Jiang Yao laughed and shook his head: "Actually, I don't recommend that you practice too much now. You haven't done push-ups for a long time. If you suddenly practice like this now, your muscles will be sore for at least three or four days.

But there will be push-ups the day after tomorrow. When your muscles have not recovered, you will not be able to do as well as you do now. "

all of a sudden.

Feng Dongdong and Zheng Yong were both stunned.

There was a hint of crying in Feng Dongdong's voice, "Damn it, if you didn't tell me earlier, I feel burning pain in my arms and shoulders."

Zheng Yong turned pale and immediately turned to look at Chen Xuan, "Chen Xuan, borrow another chicken leg. I heard that protein supplementation is helpful for muscle recovery."

Chen Xuan turned a blind eye to it.

Concentrate on completing kneeling push-ups.

moment.

The skill column of the attribute panel has finally been refreshed.

too much,

Kneeling push-ups Lv.0(1/100).

(End of this chapter)