Doomsday: This NPC is too fierce

Chapter 9 The unlucky Ma Dasheng

"Brother has decided to become a good person. From now on, he only likes Yueyue. Even if he is married, I will not dislike her. She is everything to me. For her, I am willing to give up the whole world~!"

"No matter how weak the water is, I will only drink one scoop!"

After Ma Dasheng finished speaking seriously, the image of Hu Yue killing zombies and saving him from danger appeared in his mind, and his whole body became numb.

"It's over, you are hopeless."

Tang Xiaodong couldn't help but rolled his eyes. Seeing that the Great Sage was in a hopeless state, he stopped trying to persuade him and pulled Ma Dasheng into the house.

"Xiao Dongzi, do you have anything to eat? Give me some~!"

As soon as he entered the room, Ma Dasheng sat down in front of the table and said carelessly, "Only when you are full can you have the strength to fall in love. Before the end of the world comes, it will be worth your while to have a vigorous love affair!"

"Da Mahou, how many times have you had this conversation? Do you think your conscience won't hurt?"

"You don't understand. Those women and I were just playing around. They captured my body, but they couldn't conquer my soul. But Yueyue is different. She is like the arrow shot by Cupid. Hits my heart, I would be suffocated without her!”

"There are no outsiders here, to be honest."

"Hey, you still understand me. Yueyue makes me feel like a fierce horse, which makes me want to conquer!"

Ma Dasheng picked up the water glass and drank it down. He was about to express some emotion when his face suddenly changed, "Huh? Huh?"

"what happened?"

Before Tang Xiaodong realized what happened, he asked nervously, "You won't be bitten by a zombie, right?"

"Bite your sister, you...your water is poisonous!"

Ma Dasheng clutched his stomach and wailed, "Mom, you can hold me to death!"

"Damn it, did you drink all the water?"

Tang Xiaodong looked at the empty cup and realized the seriousness of the matter. These 9 energy crystals were a month's worth of food, and they were all eaten by the giant monkey. It would be strange if they didn't survive!
"Ouch, I can't stand it anymore, help me up, I need to go to the toilet..."

Ma Dasheng gritted his teeth and clamped his legs, not daring to move, "Hurry up, it's going to squirt down there!"

"..."

Tang Xiaodong had no way to solve this problem. The situation was urgent now and he had no time to call Hu Yue over. He could only follow the big horse monkey's wishes and help him to the toilet.

"Pfft, pfft, pfft! Pfft, pfft, pfft!"

As soon as he escaped from the toilet, Tang Xiaodong heard a few dull fart sounds, followed immediately by a crackling sound, which was like a rap, not only rhythmic, but also very exciting.

The only flaw is that the smell is so bad that it makes Tang Xiaodong's throat hurt.

……

This pull lasted for nearly 10 minutes.

There was no interruption in the whole process, and there were also tragic wails. Tang Xiaodong couldn't help but sympathize with the monkey. To this extent, it can be said to be the No. 1 in ancient and modern times, right?
If this continues, I might even have to pull out my intestines...

Alas, life is impermanent, the large intestine wraps the small intestine.

Along with the smooth sound of defecation, Tang Xiaodong imagined the picture of the sour monkey in his mind. He couldn't bear to look at it...

"Uncle Xiao Dong, Uncle Xiao Dong, why do you set off firecrackers at your house?"

Tiantian heard the sound and rushed over, but before she reached the end of the field, she was pushed back by the stench. She covered her nose and frowned, "You are a real person. It's great to keep firecrackers to deal with zombies. How can you blow shit up for fun?" ?This stinks too much!”

"Cough cough."

Tang Xiaodong coughed a few times unnaturally, "Tiantian, there is something wrong here. You go back first, and I will explain to you later." "Uncle Xiaodong, you are so disgusting!"

At this time, Tiantian was like a frightened little rabbit, retreating in a panic, not daring to come over again.

Alas, disgusting is disgusting, it's better than being found out by her. Da Mahou still hopes to establish an image in front of Hu Yue. If Tiantian sees it, he probably wants to commit suicide.

Fortunately.

The crackling sound finally subsided, replaced by the extremely weak wailing sound of the giant monkey.

"Ouch~Ouch~"

……

……

Ma Dasheng washed in the bathroom for a full hour, and even the soap was wiped off by him. Then he reluctantly walked out of the bathroom. He returned to the table with a dark face and said angrily: "Xiao Dongzi, tell me the truth. , Did you drink dozens of kilograms of croton in that glass of water just now? I don’t want to poop in my life anymore!”

"Uh."

Tang Xiaodong's expression became a little strange, "Da Mahou, I will give you three kilograms of croton. If you can stuff it into a cup for me, I will do whatever you want me to do."

"What's going on? The effect of this medicine is so strong that it makes me turn over and it hurts like crazy!"

When he thought of the tragic experience just now, Ma Dasheng's face turned pale and his legs trembled. This memory has been engraved in his mind and he will never forget it in this life.

"By the way, there is another strange thing."

Before Tang Xiaodong could respond, Ma Dasheng rubbed his belly in confusion, "I'm already so hungry, why can I still poop so well? Mom, I haven't had a bowel movement in more than 30 minutes. How can I hold it in my stomach?" so many?"

"puff……"

Tang Xiaodong laughed out loud. Seeing Big Horse Monkey's embarrassed look, he quickly took a deep breath, suppressed his smile, and then said seriously, "Big Horse Monkey, the problem lies in this glass of water." Above, of course, it’s not croton, but energy crystals!”

"Okay, you are indeed the one harming me!"

Ma Dasheng slammed the table angrily and said angrily, "I came here with good intentions to deliver supplies to you, and you treat me like this? It hurts my heart so much~!"

"Damn, why are you still blaming me? You drank water too fast. Did I have time to stop you?"

"Tell me, what are energy crystals? Why haven't I heard of them? Even laxatives aren't that harsh!"

Ma Dasheng glanced at the cup with lingering fear and said, "I understand clearly. I can't suffer this fate again next time!"

"This energy crystal contains a lot of energy. If you eat one pill, you won't be hungry for three days. If you eat 3 pills in one breath, I'd be surprised if I don't kill you!"

Tang Xiaodong couldn't help but sigh, "This is my food for a month, and you ruined it like this, and you complained about it. Do you think I am unjust?"

"Damn it, is there such a good thing in this world? If you take one pill, you won't be hungry for three days. This is amazing!"

After understanding the function of energy crystals, Ma Dasheng immediately became energetic, "No wonder I pooped so much and didn't feel hungry. So that's what happened!"

"By the way, Xiaodongzi, how do you get energy crystals? I want to get a few of them too. It's much more convenient than food."

"I don't know either. These crystals were given to me by Hu Yue. You need to go find her."

"Yueyue gave it to me? I'll go right away...hiss..."

Ma Dasheng got excited and stood up suddenly. Unexpectedly, he felt a sharp pain in his lower body. He slowly sat back down and felt better. He said in a low voice, "Let's wait until tomorrow. It's not convenient to see you today." she."

(End of this chapter)