Doomsday: This NPC is too fierce

Chapter 10 Ma Dasheng’s mentality also collapsed

Chapter 10 Ma Dasheng’s mentality also collapsed
"Great Holy Uncle, Great Holy Uncle!"

Tiantian ran in from outside in a hurry, her voice was very urgent.

When Ma Dasheng saw that it was Hu Yue's daughter, he immediately sat up straight and said in a kind tone: "Tiantian, why are you here when you are free? Where is your mother? Why didn't you see her here?"

"She's sharpening her knife at home,"

Tiantian frowned, pointed at Tang Xiaodong, and said angrily, "Uncle Great Sage, you have to take good care of Uncle Xiaodong, he is so disgusting!"

"What's going on? Tell me quickly."

As soon as he heard that it was Tang Xiaodong's embarrassing incident, Ma Dasheng immediately became interested, the heavens are reincarnated, and now it's Xiaodongzi's turn!
"Ugh."

Tang Xiaodong covered his face, unable to watch anymore.

"Uncle Xiaodong, he actually exploded shit in the latrine for fun! The smell in the whole yard is really bad~!"

Tiantian said angrily, "How can there be such a disgusting person, Uncle Great Sage, you think so!"

"..."

Ma Dasheng's smile froze on his face, and he felt like he was dying.

"Tiantian, let your great uncle explain this kind of thing. He has more say."

Seeing Ma Dasheng's shameful and angry look, Tang Xiaodong almost burst out laughing. He had no intention of taking the blame and pointed the finger at Ma Dasheng again.

"Tiantian, don't worry, I will teach Dongzi a lesson for you. How old are you, but you are still such a disgusting person, and you have no quality at all!"

Ma Dasheng turned his head and winked at Tang Xiaodong from an angle that Tiantian couldn't see. He motioned for him to stop wearing it and help him put it on. He quickly changed the subject, "Tiantian, say hello to your mother for me and ask her to come here often when she is free." Have fun."

"Uncle Great Sage, something is wrong with you. Why are you always mentioning my mother?"

"We are all neighbors and it is normal to care for each other. What is wrong?"

Ma Dasheng was very thick-skinned when it came to chasing women. He looked at her kindly and asked softly, "Tiantian, how are you doing in school and where do you rank?"

At this time, Ma Dasheng already regarded Tiantian as his daughter, and forced his only fatherly love on Tiantian.

"Uncle Great Sage, why are you like this? It's the end of the world, who is still going to school? Can we talk about something that makes people happy?"

Tiantian rolled her eyes at Ma Dasheng, "You are not as good as Uncle Dong. Although he is a bit disgusting, he never asks about my academic performance."

"Uh, this..."

Only then did Ma Dasheng realize that his flattery had hit the horse's leg, and he had to find a way to come back.

Just when he was thinking of ways to please Tiantian, there was a knock on the door outside, and the sound of a knife came in.

"Brother, is it convenient for me to come in?"

"Who?"

Ma Dasheng turned to look at Tang Xiaodong, "Your friend?"

"Yeah, the guy who blew your car over with a grenade."

Tang Xiaodong said in a funny tone, "Don't take it seriously. He blew up the car again, so he made up for it."

"Damn, it turned out to be him!"

Ma Dasheng's face turned completely dark. "This guy is really smart. He even throws grenades for fun! I want to get to know him better and find out what kind of hero he is!"

"Xiao Dongzi, open the door to welcome guests!"

"Got it!"

Tang Xiaodong saw the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal. He trotted to the door and opened it.

However.There wasn't even a soul outside the door.

It is not difficult to guess that Xiao Dao has heard what Ma Dasheng said and escaped in advance.

Those who know the current affairs are heroes, this statement is absolutely true.

"Maybe I heard it wrong, there's no one outside."

Tang Xiaodong rubbed his nose, took the initiative to smooth things over, and brought the topic to a close, "What we need to do now is to bring back the supplies in the off-road vehicle. Otherwise, eating will be a problem in the future."

"Xiao Dongzi, do you have any firearms at home? I'm going to kill all those damn zombies!"

Ma Dasheng said with hatred, "You dare to snatch my off-road vehicle, you are so tired of living!"

"Da Mahou, I am a law-abiding citizen. Where do I get firearms at home? However, the player does have a gun in his hand, but unfortunately he does not have many bullets."

"Player? What player?"

"Da Ma Monkey, you don't know that this is a game world and we are all NPCs, right?"

Seeing the confused look on Da Mahou's face, Tang Xiaodong couldn't help but laugh, "I didn't believe it at first. Such a ridiculous thing could happen to us. This is so ridiculous, but the fact is In this case, the only reason to blame is that this world is too real.”

"Nonsense! What kind of NPC in the game world, is your brain flooded? This can be fooled!"

Ma Dasheng didn't believe that this was the game world at all. He felt that this was a ridiculous joke.

"How do you explain energy crystals?"

Tang Xiaodong was not surprised by Ma Dasheng's excessive performance. He knew in his heart that the truth of this matter was too ridiculous. If he wanted to fully accept his NPC identity, he would need time to slowly digest it.

"This……"

Ma Dasheng was speechless for a moment and fell silent.I just pooped for half an hour without any interruption. If this is reality, how should I explain it?

This extraordinary phenomenon is not scientific at all!
For a moment, Ma Dasheng began to doubt his life. Even the outlook on life he had established over the past 20 years showed signs of collapse.

"Put on these glasses and see what's different about me."

Seeing that Ma Dasheng fell silent, Tang Xiaodong decided to add another dose of surprise and put his glasses on the bridge of Ma Dasheng's nose, looking forward to the change in expression on his face.

"What the hell? Nothing different? I'm not short-sighted, why do I wear glasses?"

"You can't see the blood strip above my head?"

"Xiao Dongzi, are you suffering from hypochondriasis? It's so good. Where did you get the blood bar?"

"Huh? Shouldn't it be?"

Tang Xiaodong was puzzled, why could he detect attributes with glasses, but Ma Dasheng couldn't?

Is it possible...

You are the chosen one among NPCs and can wear player equipment. No other NPCs have this privilege?
"Tiantian, wear it and see if there is anything special about it."

In order to prove this point of view, Tang Xiaodong put the glasses on her sweet little face again. Because the glasses were too big, they almost covered most of her face.

"Uncle Xiaodong, have you washed your hands?"

Tiantian sniffed hard in disgust, and after not smelling any stench, she felt a little calmer, looked at the two grown men, and said doubtfully, "I didn't see anything special, Uncle Xiao Dong. Are you really sick?"

"Well, it seems I was mistaken."

Tang Xiaodong took the glasses, but he felt a little more excited in his heart. It seemed that he really had abilities that were different from ordinary people. Sooner or later, he would be superior to all NPCs and kill all these hateful zombies. , never give them a chance to come back!

(End of this chapter)

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