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"How dare you!!"

Faced with all kinds of taunts from the keyboard, Darkseid, with rays erupting from his eyes, grabbed this guy and was about to step on him.

Just as he stepped on it, a smelly silver table knife penetrated the sole of his foot, which instantly lost its protection, and appeared on his foot.

"How does it do that?"

Several people in the distance were even more surprised. From their perspective, after Darkseid threw the keyboard to the ground, they didn't know what method was used to remove the Dark Lord's armor.

And he also stabbed the opponent's soles with a baguette with a knife popping out from the front!

This picture is too strange

When Darkseid, who was not wearing armor, stepped back in pain, the keyboard also performed a behavior that made all the men present feel pain. It clenched the baguette with both hands and pointed the tip of the knife at the enemy's weak point. A hard poke at the part!

oh.

Not to mention the client who still had some skin hanging on the thing, the onlookers couldn't stand this complete surgery, and the doctor's skills were too poor!

"How dare you, a weakling! I am Darkseid!!!"

The Dark Lord's angry fists hit the keyboard but failed to make the other party move. Instead, Zhang San pulled the baguette back, and the red blood that opened the gate almost rushed to him.

"what----!"

This kind of pain far exceeds what he felt when he lost his eyes before. Even if Darkseid's tolerance for pain is strong enough, it is not to the point where he can ignore this pain.

The big guy who was half-kneeling on the ground protected the injured part with one hand, and his eyes lit up orange-red again.

puff-

Snapped! !

The omega ray was completely ignored by the approaching keyboard. Looking at the bread and knife in its hand, Darkseid breathed hard and tried to stand up, but the severe pain below forced him to maintain his previous position.

The losers in the distance rushed towards the savior, but they were stopped by Wonder Woman and the others before they got halfway.

"This is a fair duel, and I won't let any of you pass."

Bang!

A circular space passage suddenly opened next to them, and a group of superheroes headed by Superman walked out of it: "I hope we can still see the living ones."

The smile on the sunny boy's face froze instantly. He looked at Darkseid, who was not wearing any clothes and was still bleeding from below, and suddenly lost the ability to speak.

The same goes for his companion who came with him. Hal, who was temporarily called back to help, took out a mobile phone from nowhere and recorded the scene in front of him in the mobile phone with a click.

"Other Green Lanterns will definitely envy me." Putting away his phone, Hal smiled and turned around to join the nearby battlefield against Apokolips soldiers.

"Fortunately, I forgot to ask it for Ricky's inheritance last night. This guy is really insidious when it comes to fighting."

"Forgot to ask? Aren't you afraid that the keyboard would hit someone, so you didn't ask?"

"Let's focus on the battlefield. The enemy this time is much stronger than those trash."

With Zatanna, Brad and others, Constantine's magic team also joined the battlefield.

呲!

boom--!

The sounds of fighting nearby changed from chaos at the beginning to occasional sounds. After Zhang San finished handling the collection, the Justice League also gathered the prisoners together.

Not far away, a headless corpse lying on the ground told these people the most difficult fact to accept, that their Dark Lord was dead.

After a while.

All the things that could be taken away on Apokolips were piled up in the empty square. Among them, a blue chair that was suspected to be levitated by the Mobius Chair was taken out by Zhang San alone.

It is said that the real Möbius Chair can make people become gods. He sat up, glanced at the group of people around him who were watching him, and asked, "How do I look?"

"Is there a keyboard on the chair?"

This is what Hal saw. What's so special about the keyboard? There are four more soft black round sticks on it?

Unfortunately, the chair under Zhang San's butt is not a Moebius chair. It cannot make people become gods. It even has function buttons on the armrests.

Belongs to pirated goods from Apokolips

boom! ! !

The huge Apokolips was instantly annihilated as everyone watched. If you search carefully, you might be able to find traces of its existence in the universe.

Metropolis, Hall of Justice.

Zhang San did not go back to Oua with Hal because he was afraid that he could not help but turn those universe guardians into cosmic mummies.

You must know that although the corpses of these troublemakers are not high in value, when they are stacked one by one, the visual impact is no worse than Darkseid's head.

"Generally speaking, if I do this in other worlds, the Justice League will give me some bonuses."

The atmosphere in the venue was very good, but just when everyone was happy that Apokolips perished along with its monarch, the keyboard suddenly inserted a digression.

It asked for the bonus...

"How much do you want?"

The Justice League of this universe is a little different from the one that Zhang San is waiting for, because the local superheroes will use their own IP to make money!

The Wonder Woman who is talking is selling her own peripheral products, and these superheroes are not short of money at all.

"It's not money, I want gold."

As a keyboard that has been buying and selling things with gold coins since childhood, it does not accept paper banknotes or a string of numbers, only gold.

"How much gold did the Justice League from other worlds give you?"

"Many, very many. Some of them directly found a planet full of gold in the universe and gave it to me."

"Keyboard, we appreciate your help, but..."

The Flash's words were interrupted by an object that appeared in front of him. He also followed the keyboard to Apokolips, so he knew where this thing that was so fresh that it was still bleeding came from.

"Do you want to have a taste?! I don't want much, just fill these ten space devices."

Although the keyboard was asking them for the bonus they deserved, when the gadget belonging to Darkseid came out, everyone felt like it was an armed robber.

Ten electronic watches suddenly appeared on the table. Batman took one and checked it and found that it could store things into a special space.

The remaining space is also displayed on the watch as a percentage.

When a chair is thrown into the watch, it only shows 0.5%, which shows that there is a lot of space in the watch, and it will probably cost a lot of money to fill it with gold.

"I have sent them the video records of Darkseid and Apokolips. The countries that fund us should help pay part of it."

Not all the expenses of the Justice League are paid by Batman alone. The United Nations also sponsors some money for them.

Darkseid's death will definitely cause a sensation, after all, the dark lord has been to Earth a long time ago. (End of chapter)