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"Wait a minute, you don't think it's the Justice League who I plan to deal with Darkseid, do you?"

Keyboard's words made others confused. If they weren't going to deal with Darkseid, who would it be?

Seeing this guy pointing at himself with two black balls, Superman said with some suspicion: "We know that you solved a magical monster with the Dream Stone last night, and Ke Seid is far more powerful than you imagined. "

"I've killed several of those things. Your mission is to help me collect every valuable thing on Apokolips. It's that simple."

Finding that none of the people sitting here believed in his words except Batman, Zhang San showed the Justice League the record stored in the jar again and again.

There are several heads piled together that look like Darkseid's, and their helmets are all similar in style.

"You may not know my nickname. Those friends call me Darkseid Undertaker."

Zhang San patted his hand on top of the jar, as if he were treating a puppy at home.

A group of people gathered together to take a closer look at the contents of the jar. Superman even used perspective to make sure the heads were real.

After a while, several people who examined the heads of the Dark Lords countless times finally discussed the results.

"Okay Keyboard, we can help you collect the loot, but you have to bring his head back first."

In other words, the Justice League will not follow to Apokolips to help until they see Darkseid's head leave his neck.

One thing to say, the Superman who made this suggestion is not like in the cartoon who just mindlessly rushes into the enemy base. Isn't this quite smart?

Maybe in the future, when he plans for everyone to attack Apokolips together, without Cyborg as the mole who provides the enemy with vision, maybe it will be successful?

I don’t know how the Flash alone lost.

Looking at the Flash, Zhang San said to them: "That would be a waste of my time. I will destroy Apokolips directly after taking care of Darkseid."

"Then I'll go with you." It was Wonder Woman who spoke. Superman is the strongest fighting force on earth and must stay here. It doesn't matter if something happens to her.

"I have no problem with having a nice lady come over and be the porter."

As soon as the words "Keyboard" came out, most of the men present expressed their willingness to go along.

In the end, everyone except Batman and Superman boarded the keyboard's spaceship.

In the spaceship, Jon Situ, who had scanned all the way with the light ring, said to the buddy in front: "Your spaceship is a bit behind. If you want to upgrade, you can go to Oua."

"I think it's cool." Shazam likes the appearance of this spaceship, and the T-shaped one is more in line with his aesthetic.

"Is the upgrade free?"

Oa can also help upgrade the spaceship? Zhang San has never heard of it. Those guardians of the universe will only interfere with the internal affairs of other people's planets.

The space police is just like the world police.

I have a lot of things going on at home, and I think about this and that all day long.

When the earth enters the interstellar age in the future, he will also try the so-called "your family has resources" method.

Jon Situ, who replied, said that as long as it can kill Darkseid, the Guardians of the Universe will give it a brand new spaceship with any configuration it wants.

"Then I want it to be filled with beautiful alien beauties. Is this okay too?"

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Jon Situ instantly became mute, as quiet as his original character. "I still don't understand. You said you are an adventurer from another world, but why did you help us deal with Darkseid?"

"To collect his heads, like those medals in a jar. Am I right, Mr. Keyboard?"

The Flash's question was answered by Wonder Woman, but she was only half right, and the other half had to be told by herself.

The first is the value of the Dark Lord itself. After removing the useless torso, his head feels like the most impactful part, so collect this.

The second is the resources on Apokolips. Their technology is at the top level even in the entire universe, and they must be taken.

Zhang San didn't say the last one, these people will know it by then.

After a while.

The T-shaped spacecraft landed under the gaze of everyone on Apokolips, and the keyboard that came out of it and was at the front has undoubtedly become the primary target of Darkseid and others' eyes.

The arrogant Dark Lord has his hands behind his back and neither feet touch the ground. Since he invaded the earth for the first time and was blinded by various superheroes, his recovered eyes are even more indifferent now.

New world, new monsters, who would have thought that one day even Darkseid would learn to fly.

Unlike some people who can't even double jump after several versions.

"I thought you would attack us the moment the spaceship appeared, but I didn't expect you to be quite friendly, Old Dick."

The strange spaceship landed on Apokolips smoothly, and Zhang San was greeted by the Apokolips monarch and his henchmen. What kind of treatment was this!

Some people couldn't help laughing when they heard the keyboard deliberately referring to Duck as Dick.

Maybe it was because of this laughter that Darkseid, who was aloof but very considerate, took people out to pick up guests and fired omega rays directly from his eyes.

The group of people standing around the keyboard immediately dispersed. They all had their own countermeasures for this thing that could paralyze Superman.

However, the two orange-red rays that turned at right angles did not pursue them. The keyboard, which was standing still without moving, was the target for them to show off their power.

Snapped!Snapped!

There were two explosions, and the omega rays that bombarded it did not produce the results Darkseid wanted.

"Oh"

A few people who didn't run far also saw this incredible scene. The body of the keyboard actually ignored the terrifying ray!

A sentence that was even more arrogant than Darkseid's stance came out: "Did you not have breakfast today?"

This sentence lit up the firecrackers and aroused the anger in Darkseid's heart.

With his tall body of more than four meters, he rushed to the short keyboard and fired his bow left and right, but no matter how hard he punched, the opponent just said like a normal person:

"It's a little itchy, please work harder."

"Yeah, this is pretty strong."

"By the way, let's use some of those Omika rays to clean up the gaps in my buttons."

Outside the battlefield, which is not a battlefield at all

Not to mention the stunned Darkseid, the members of the Justice League who followed the keyboard seemed to be in a dream.

"It" thought for a few seconds, but in the end John Stewart still couldn't think of anything to say.

"If it were a human and a female, I think I would fall in love with her."

Shazam's words were agreed by Wonder Woman, but she wanted a man. (End of chapter)