People in DC, every day administrative leave

Time remaining at end of journey: ten minutes.

Earth.

"You are our forever friend, Twin Lights."

In the Fortress of Solitude, Superman and his team, who had already settled in Argo City on another planet, were bidding farewell to the man who was about to leave.

Kara, Cyborg, The Flash, Hal and his two family brothers

Just as Zhang San guessed, anything related to Superman cannot be thought of with normal logic. He managed to bring back to life Guy Gardner and John Stewart who died in the Yellow and Green Lantern Corps battle.

It's just a pity that Kyle Rayner didn't die on Earth and there was nothing he could do about it.

He is not yet able to turn back the time of the entire solar system, and the energy stored in Funny is not enough to support such a play.

Short of stuffing the sun into his belly, that would certainly give Superman enough energy to do this.

"Thank you Shuangdeng. I'm sorry that I thought you were a bad guy at first."

"Then you have to hold me longer to make it up to me."

Seeing Kara who suddenly let go of her hand and took a few steps back, Zhang San said that the thank you time of less than five seconds was too short!

"Okay, buddy, we all know your coordinates in the universe. We will go there and play when we have time."

It was Gai who spoke. After his resurrection, he did not blame Hal but accepted the news with great relief that all the guardians of the universe on Oa were dead, because he was not happy with those people either.

Guy is also super excited to be a Family Man one day, which is so fucking cool!

He, John and Hal are now an awesome family trio! ! !

Just like in the movies, it’s all about the family!

Zhang San took out another yellow bracelet and necklace and gave them to Superman: "Hal will teach you how to use it. As a gift from me to your son, remember to let Louise wear it. ."

"Thank you, I'm always available if you need help."

"Stop! If I don't attack you Superman, I won't let you come to help when something I can't handle arises. Never put your friends in danger, remember."

The gallows that appeared out of thin air next to them made a group of people's faces full of questions. Just when they were about to ask Shuangdeng what he was doing, this guy put the rope around his neck in front of them.

"Hey! Are all the high-tech devices over there so weirdly designed? Can you tell me whether women all wear big skirts?!"

Guy couldn't hold it back and asked.

Everyone thought that the dual-lamp parallel world device would at least be like the previous Justice League team, with a portal or something appearing out of thin air, but what happened!

The gallows! He even hung himself on it!

"You guessed it, they also go to the toilet in their skirts."

With his middle finger raised, Zhang San clicked on the OK box in front of him.

"Is Zhang San that kind of person!?"

"Shh! You should keep your voice down. Don't tell me that I told you. He had those feelings for me when he first saw me. You'd better stay away from him."

"Oh my God! But you are only ten centimeters, I don't believe it."

In the front yard of the villa, Killer Frost covered his mouth and couldn't imagine that a 1.8 meter tall man would actually invite a slap-sized woman to have sex!

The Spider Queen turned to look at the door of the villa to make sure no one came out. She turned back and nodded her little head seriously at the other two people. She continued with a look of disgust:

"It's just for Kara's sake that I didn't curse. If it were any other woman, she would definitely call him a gangster."

"But I don't think he is the kind of person you mentioned. Is he just pretending?"

"Yes, I'm just pretending to get you to take the bait."

Zhang San, who appeared behind others like teleporting, scared the Spider Queen. She had only turned around a minute ago to confirm that no one was coming out! He gave Imogen and Killer Frost each a small golden flower, and looked at the only woman who had not received a gift and said: "I prefer bigger ones, not ones that can run hundreds of meters with just a breath." Thumbelina.”

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The Spider Queen, who was smiling on the outside but careless on the inside, reached out her hand without caring at all, wanting to ask for the same gift from the man in front of her.

"I have the best custom made for you, ma'am."

Zhang San handed her a thumb-sized trophy with a film base underneath a golden raspberry.

Holding this thing that represents the [Golden Raspberry Awards], the Spider Queen's expression looked like a soybean sweating.

Almost got it!

"Why do you have a strange scent on you? No one in our family seems to use shampoo with this scent, right?"

When it comes to yin and yang, she, the Spider Queen, will not lose to a 'loser'.

Killer Frost, who was twirling the little golden flower in his hand, came over curiously and smelled it. Indeed, this man had a smell that did not belong to him.

It smells like the kind of shampoo that only girls would use.

???

I can’t give Zhang San a nose job one by one. What is this nose made of?

"Look, I knew it. Oh man."

Shaking her head and leaning her arm on the trophy, the Spider Queen spread her hands towards the other two people, looking helpless.

Suddenly, a huge hand covering the sky came down on her, and the woman who had no way to escape was caught in Zhang San's hand.

"Help me! Help me quickly!!!" She was really scared, who knew what would happen after being brought into the house by this man.

Unfortunately, Killer Frost, who was talking and laughing with her just now, didn't even move, and Imogen just watched.

Frightened, lost, desperate, and with her inner emotions constantly changing, she finally recognized the reality and said bluntly: "I will tell Kara."

Thinking that she would no longer be able to eat an ice cream by herself when she grew older, two tears fell from the corners of Spider Queen's eyes.

"You're not going to cry now, are you? I just want you to transfer some money to me. I'm not hungry yet, okay?"

Zhang San put her on the table in the staff dormitory, and the rats who were eating were very discerning and dropped their snacks to help open the computer.

???

"What do you mean! What does it mean to be hungry and not selective about food!!! Ah!!!"

With one hand on her hips and one finger pointing at this damn guy, the Spider Queen was quite angry after hearing his words.

"Okay, okay, let's pay."

I’m very angry, but I still have to transfer the money to him!

Thinking of this Spider Queen, she became even more angry, and the sound of operating the keyboard was crackling.

Two minutes later.

After getting the money, Zhang San ran away and locked himself in the bedroom. However, this time he did not light the mosquito coil again because he forgot to open the window after lighting it last time and the whole room was filled with mosquito scent.

He got a new one, replacing the mosquito coils with aromatherapy from a low-price store.

Unscrew the glass bottle filled with aromatherapy oil and put in a few diffuser rods (end of chapter)