People in DC, every day administrative leave

Chapter 192 192. Bichi!

When Ivy first encountered the keyboard, the other person not only stopped her from pressing the G key, but also said that if she pressed it, she would turn into a monster more terrifying than the devil.

But this keyboard in front of me?
Let her press that button without turning into a monster
"you"

"I'm its brother, my name is Keyboard Man." Zhang San suddenly turned against the guest, violently broke away from the vines that tied his hands and pushed the woman to the ground.

Then, Ivy was horrified to find that it took out a sausage burger that seemed to be spoiled!

"My brother Keyboard Man has a last wish. He hopes that after he dies, I can give you this sausage burger that has been in the refrigerator for four years."

"No!"

Smelling the bad smell in the meat, Ivy felt very disgusted and stretched out her hands to block her, but her hands were caught by the other party's round hands.

There were weird electronic sounds in the living room, laughter, a frightened woman screaming, and Harry who was shopping for food when he suddenly opened the door and saw this scene.

She couldn't figure out why the keyboard was sitting on Ivy's body and stuffing a burger into each other's mouths. Are the two playing a game?
"help me!"

Ivy, whose face turned pale with fear, asked for help from Harley, who had just returned. The plants she controlled could not pull the very powerful keyboard away from her.

Shaking her head, Harley ignored her best friend's cry for help and walked into the kitchen carrying a large bag of things.

"No one can save you because I am stronger than it!"

Seeing her shutting her mouth and hiding her head to the side, the light ring on Zhang San's hand lit up, and the yellow energy forcibly straightened Ivy's head and pinched her mouth open.

Uh! ! !
The smell of the spoiled sausage burger became stronger and stronger, and a few drops of oil fell from the burger into her mouth, which was only opened a little bit despite her stubborn resistance.

yue!

Ivy's face turned pale after being let go. As she ran to the bathroom, she said harsh words about killing the keyboard warrior!

After a period of vomiting, the cleaned woman returned to the living room full of anger, and stared at the keyboard that had just forced her to eat a bad burger with a wolf-like look.

"Is it appetizing? You will be able to eat a lot of food for dinner later."

The shameless Zhang San suddenly noticed that a bunch of vines had sealed the door, and not only the door, but also the windows and walls were covered with vines.

"I just want to fulfill the keyboard man's last wish. I don't have any hatred towards you, madam."

"Ha ha."

Ivy, with a gloomy face, raised her hand, and countless vines attacked the opponent. She wanted to bury this guy in the ground for a whole day!
As the lightning flashed, Zhang San resisted the attack of the vines like a god of war and walked straight in front of Ivy.

A palm filled with lightning stretched out, and the plants protecting her were all turned into charcoal by the electricity.

The woman stepped back one after another until she was pressed against the wall. She didn't expect that Keyboard Man's brother Keyboard Man could release such powerful lightning.
Then the familiar smell appeared again.

Zhang San took the still-steamy sausage burger and quickly stuffed it into the woman's slightly open mouth. He successfully let the other woman take a bite of the burger!
While she was stunned, Zhang San tore off the vines sealing the door and decisively opened the door and slipped out.

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#! ! !

Ivy spat out the food residue in her mouth in a panic. Angry and frightened, Ivy ran into the bathroom and vomited.
When it was time to eat, Harley looked at her good friend who didn't eat strangely and asked, "What's wrong?"

"I have no appetite." It's all the fault of the keyboard. Judging from the speed at which the opponent ran away, Ivy was basically sure that it was the keyboard person who was attacked and disappeared by the toy people before.

No one can run so fast except it!

In order to retaliate against the damn keyboard, she posted a selfie on the social platform, and in that photo, Ivy looked pale and looked very uncomfortable.

[@104-key keyboard, I’m sick!Why don't you care about me? ]
Less than ten seconds after the message appeared, the sick photo was bombarded with replies from the keyboard.

Netizens discovered that the place where the Keyboard Man took the photo looked like it was on another planet, and at its feet was a strong white-skinned man with a rope around his neck.

[His name is Rob. He is a wanted criminal in the universe. His powerful body has strength that is not inferior to that of Superman! ]
Netizens were shocked. This also means that a keyboard man from the earth can beat up a wanted criminal in the universe like Superman on an alien planet!
Men who admire strength gave it a thumbs up, and women who also like to see strong men being trampled under their feet also gave it a thumbs up.

Only a few people commented that the keyboard should take care of the family and take care of the sick Poison Ivy, instead of being a hero on an alien planet punishing the villains of the universe.

Doyle: The brave earth keyboard trampled the space monster under its feet. It is a powerful warrior!

Blue Rabbit: Oh my god, is it an alien? !

The Decker Family: Men should not just focus on family, it proves to the universe how awesome people on earth are.

Gotham's Burger King: Poison Ivy doesn't know our keyboard at all, she's just a bitch trying to get traffic!
The first person to curse Poison Ivy was followed by the second and third.

Most of the IPs from Gotham City that lash out about Poison Ivy are just bitches who want to be famous and famous. They don't even show shame for the sake of traffic, and they pretend to be pitiful.

Ivy's face turned red with anger when she saw the messages those people left for her on her phone. She really wanted to capture those people and use them as nourishment to bury her in the ground to feed her baby.

She regretted not taking pictures of the interaction between the keyboard and herself before, otherwise she would have slapped these people in the face!

What do you mean she doesn't know the keyboard at all! ?
When she was talking to the keyboard in Arkham Asylum, these people had no idea what they were doing!

"Eat something, Ivy. If you don't eat, you'll get up again at night and dig through the refrigerator."

"How did you find out?"

"I knew it every time, I just didn't say it."

Even if Harry didn't see her getting up and going through the refrigerator, he would still know that something was missing when she opened the refrigerator the next day.

The big rat stealing food at night was discovered, and Ivy lowered her head and ate the dinner prepared by Hallie without saying a word.

the other side.

Zhang San, who was also having dinner, asked a few people present a question:
"Does any of you know why Poison Ivy doesn't eat meat? As a representative of plants, shouldn't she only eat meat?"

"I don't know, I heard people say she eats everything." Chris, who has been on the Internet all year round, said some of the things he heard.

The vigilante had a different view on this: "Poison Ivy likes plants very much. I guess she usually eats some human corpses, just like plants also like decaying nutrients."

"How is that possible!" Listening to them talking more and more outrageously, Zhang San was really convinced by these two guys.

They are here to eat corpses, but where are the undead ghouls?

(End of this chapter)