People in DC, every day administrative leave

Chapter 191 191. I am not it
He took a few days off to go to the magic witnessing event a few days ago. As a result, the number in the queue was relatively low. When it was almost his turn, the keyboard doctor was suddenly attacked.

Although the keyboard man who disappeared after being attacked said that he was back and that the event would be held again, Johnny spent thousands of dollars on the trip in vain.

"Johnny, how are you doing?"

"It's not good. What that damn toy man did bothers me. You know that, boss."

After tapping his leg that had suffered a gunshot wound, Johnny told Zhang San the whole process of the incident a few days ago with a look of helplessness.

The unlucky man spent more than half of the money he saved through frugality but got nothing. He didn't know whether he would be able to save enough for travel and accommodation expenses for the next magic witness event.

"If you ask me, you should really give up the occult. Spending so much money on occult props is better for yourself."

Zhang San thinks this thing is a lie. The divination crystal ball sold in the occult shop in the next city costs at least [-] yuan.

It’s still imported because of the writing on the base!

"No, boss. I feel like I can learn magic right away. Now I am meditating every night to improve my magic."

Johnny didn't think anything was wrong, and he even showed his boss how to meditate on the spot.

Seeing that this guy just changed his sitting posture and closed his eyes, Zhang San shook his head and couldn't understand these people who love mysticism.

If this posture like sitting on the toilet is meditation, then holding the pillow while sleeping can be said to be accumulating energy between heaven and earth.

"Officer Zhang, where have you been playing these past few days?"

Barbara, wearing a police uniform and equipment, walked into the store. She looked a little happy.

"Wonder Woman asked me for a date. You also know that I can't refuse a woman's invitation, so I have been watching the sea with her in Atlantis for the past few days."

"Pfft...hahaha!"

Sofia at the counter laughed when she heard what he said. As expected of a man who spoke quickly, what he said was always so funny.

Last time it was a superhero, and this time it was Wonder Woman asking him to date him. Couldn't he make up a better story?

"The Wonder Woman you are talking about is the code name, right? I haven't heard of any hotel in town called Atlantis."

When Barbara said this, even Johnny couldn't help but give her a thumbs up, it was such an amazing statement.

"Believe it or not, Wonder Woman actually has a crush on me. You saw her last time."

"Really? You mean that time in Central City?" The smile on Barbara's face became brighter, and she turned to say:
"Well, I just saw someone get into an expensive Mercedes-Benz sports car, and when he got out again, he had a check in his hand~"

"Oh...Boss, you are so awesome, can you teach me?"

Johnny was surprised and wanted to know how his boss got into the car. He also wanted to get into the sports car and get out with multiple checks in his hand.

"Don't listen to her rumors. The person in the car is a man."

"..."

Suddenly, the laughter stopped. People in the store, including several customers, stared at him and no one spoke.

"I only fucking like women! The kind with good figures that curve forward and back!" Zhang San tried his best to explain.

"I understand boss, you don't have to be so excited..."

After all, he came from Gotham City, and Johnny had seen too many similar situations.

Hey!
Finding that everyone around him was looking at him with a look that we understood, Zhang San cursed and then showed Johnny some courtesy and walked out with his finger.

Barbara, who followed out, saw Zhang San leaning next to her police car and joked: "You never told me that you like men."

"Do you want to test my fighting prowess? Don't try to challenge my patience, ma'am."

"Okay, shall we meet in Atlantis?"

"It's not impossible, Neptune gave me a VIP card." The golden card in Zhang San's hand flashed by, which confused Barbara.

She was just joking, this guy really has a VIP card for Atlantis! ?

This time it was Zhang San's turn to smile. The winner sat in the loser's police car and kept staring at her.

"What's wrong..." Barbara asked with an embarrassed smile and glanced at the man beside her.

"I think you are the kind of person who is said to be the loudest on the Internet, but turns out to be like a quail offline."

"..."

Along the way, Barbara, who was driving, became as quiet as a quail. Even when Zhang San asked her about her recent situation, she never replied.

At the Evergreen Police Station, Chief Daniel was relieved to see the ace police officer appear again.

When he asked this capable boy what he had been up to recently, he got the same reply that Barbara had heard before.

Wonder Woman goes on a date with his ace cop, and the two spend a few days in Atlantis.

"Alas..." Director Daniel looked at the closed office door and sighed helplessly.

Since Zhang San is fine now, what he has done these days is not that important.

But that obviously made-up story...

It seems like you are treating him as the director for a fool, right?

Outside the police station…

Zhang San walked to the handmade burger restaurant on the roadside and bought a discounted sausage burger. Then he took the packaged burger to the next town.

He heard that there was a woman waiting for him at home, and now that he is here, she still brings gifts.

I hope the other person won't have vomiting and diarrhea like humans do after eating it.

The farm that had not been seen for a few days had changed again. The vines wrapping the house had a purple color, and the stone walls had the ruby ​​flowers that Zhang San had brought back from the alien planet.

The intertwined thorny plants have become the outer layer of defense for the fence. If any unsighted person comes here to steal something, they will probably be caught up in them and used as nutrients to be 'eaten'.

Before he could reach out to knock on the door, several finger-sized vines emerged from the cracks in the open door and pulled him in.

Bang!thump.

The door was closed by the plants, and Zhang San, who was pulled down on the living room floor, just wanted to stand up when someone suddenly sat on him.

"Hmph! Let me catch you!"

Ivy, who holds a knife in her hand, is just like the villains who capture the protagonist in the movie, and the expression on her face reveals the word danger.

"Your name is Ivy, right?"

Zhang San, who had a wonderful idea in his mind, was going to tease her and let her experience the feeling of being fooled again.

Sure enough, when she heard him say this, Ivy asked with a somewhat confused tone: "What do you mean?"

"I am not it."

???

"You think you can deceive me like this? It won't be so easy for you to escape this time, keyboard."

With that said, Ivy reached out to the G key of the keyboard and pressed it. When she saw that the other party had no reaction, her expression gradually solidified.

(End of this chapter)