From the World of Uncle Nine, The Heavens Summon Gods to Refining Generals

Chapter 39 Vixen

Without saying a word, the vixen gave a sweet shout and rushed forward, waving his sleeves.

Shen Lipu on the side also leaned over here, looking at this vixen with great interest.

This was the first time he saw a monster. He had seen ghosts, elves, evil gods, and zombies before, but he had never seen a monster.

After taking a closer look, I sighed to myself, it turned out to be a phantom body, not a real monster in human form.

At this time, the vixen had already flown down from the treetops and was confronting Simu in a formation.

Taoist Priest Four Eyes pulled out his sword and rushed towards it with a loud shout. The two fought back and forth for several rounds, but the vixen was afraid of the sharpness of Taoist Priest Four Eyes' sword and did not dare to fight it head-on.

He turned around and ran towards the tree, with Taoist Priest Four Eyes chasing after him. He kicked the vixen in the forehead with three moves and two moves.

It has to be said that the four-eyed Taoist master's kung fu is very solid, whether it is swordsmanship or body skills, his level is no worse than Shen Lipu's.

"what!"

After the vixen was kicked in the head by Taoist Priest Four, he rolled and fell to the ground.

At this time, Shen Lipu was already approaching. Just as he was about to pull out his sword, Taoist Master Four Eyes reached out to stop him.

Shen Lipu looked at the four-eyed Taoist priest suspiciously, and was about to wait for his explanation, when the vixen instantly turned up and flew away.

Seeing this, the sword in Taoist Priest Simu's hand was thrown out instantly like a dart. Only a sound of "ah" was heard, and the vixen fell to the ground.

The four-eyed Taoist priest and Shen Lipu hurriedly looked forward, and saw a dead fox lying upright on the ground, the four-eyed Taoist priest's sword entered from the abdomen and came out through the body.

"Oh no, there's nothing to play with now."

While walking, Taoist Master Four Eyes explained: "This vixen has no morals. I just wanted to tease it for fun. As soon as you came over, it ran away."

"..."

Only then did Shen Lipu know why the four eyes stopped him. He had no other intentions, it was just pure fun thinking.

"Forget it, let's get on our way!"

Seeing Shen Lipu's speechless expression, the Taoist priest with four eyes touched his nose in embarrassment and said.

Then the two of them started on their way back.

With the help of Toad, the journey was indeed a lot easier. I saw Taoist Master Simu sitting on the zombie's arm, holding a red rope with both hands.

Like a walk-behind tractor driver, constantly adjust and control the direction of the toad's beating.

……

early morning.

Looking at the already bright sky, Taoist Priest Simu climbed down from the zombie sedan, stretched out and said, "Oh, I'm finally home."

Seeing a building exactly like the one in the movie appear in front of her, Shen Lipu was also in a trance.

What he liked most in his previous life was the house in this movie, a small courtyard, two wooden houses, a few livestock, and no one came to disturb him, it was quiet and ordinary.

It has a sense of seclusion and detachment in Tao Yuanming's poems.

Taoist Priest Four Eyes lives in this kind of environment every day and doesn't sigh much. As he walks towards the door, he takes off his pure Yang scarf and shouts lazily: "Jia Le, open the door, Jia Le."

Pushed the door, but didn't push it, and the four-eyed Taoist shouted a few more times: "Jia Le, Jia Le."

Still no one answered.

Seeing this, Simu poked through the white paper pasting the door with his hands, opened the latch in reverse with both hands, and then gently pushed the door to look.

I saw a young man with a pot head sleeping soundly on a simple recliner.

The four-eyed Taoist muttered: "I told you to guard the gate, you Meng Zhou Gong, I have to teach you a lesson today."

Shen Lipu also came up together, just hearing this, he didn't know what to say.

The fourth-eyed Taoist priest has such a personality, and he doesn't have the concept of uncle Jiu's family ugliness. He and the monk next door love each other and kill each other, and they don't shy away from family happiness at all.

Immediately, Taoist Priest Four Eyes took off the sword and robe on his back as he walked, and picked up some bamboo sticks piled at the base of the wall.

Shen Lipu stepped forward to stop it symbolically, not only was not accepted by the four-eyed Taoist priest, but also signaled him to silence and stood aside to watch the excitement.

"..."

The speechless Shen Lipu had to stand aside. He remembered that the last person to be beaten in the movie was not Jiale but Taoist Priest Si Mu.

He was bruised and swollen by the zombies. If Jiale hadn't saved him, he might have been beaten into something.

Immediately, the four-eyed Taoist priest walked up to the zombies holding a bamboo stick. Each zombie was given a stick, took out a talisman and lit it, chanting a spell in his mouth:
"The sky is spirited, the earth is spirited, the walking corpse has spirit, the walking corpse has sex, forget the ringtone, hit when you hear it, hit it when you scream, it's your order!"

The moment after saying this, the zombies neatly raised the bamboo sticks in their hands.

"It's done!"

Simu Taoist took the lid of the urn next to it, and put a porcelain basin on it, and said to himself:
"Try it first!"

Then he went to the zombie and knelt down, holding up the porcelain basin and shouting: "Oh!"

In an instant, the bamboo sticks in the hands of several zombies in front of him were knocked down, and the porcelain basin shattered.

Jiale, who was peeping in the room at this moment, tightened her anus and hurriedly muttered to himself: "It's over, it's over, it's over now."

Seeing Master leading the zombies into the house, Jia Le hurriedly climbed back onto the recliner and continued to pretend to be asleep.

And made up his mind that later, no matter what, he would not call out the word "Oh".

After a while, Daoist Simu, who disregarded Shen Lipu's obstruction, led a group of zombies into the house and surrounded Jiale on the recliner.

With a sound of "pa", the stick in the hands of Taoist Si Mu fell first and hit Jia Le's buttocks.

For a moment, Jia Le felt a sharp pain coming from him, but he still covered his mouth tightly and did not scream out.

"oops?"

The four-eyed Taoist looked at Jia Le in surprise, very curious why the kid didn't scream.

At this time, when the zombies heard the words "Oh" just now, they all turned their heads and looked around.

His eyes were still unaware and he said: "Oh, how dare you not scream!" He said that he was about to give Jia Le another stick.

Unexpectedly, at this time, the sticks of those zombies fell on the head of Taoist Simu like raindrops.

The beating made him keep screaming "Oh, oh, oh". The more he screamed, the more the zombies got beaten.

Shen Lipu looked at this scene and didn't know whether he should laugh or not...

Jia Le was still clever, seeing that Master was almost beaten, he quickly covered his mouth and said: "Master, don't call those two words anymore, or these dead bodies will beat you to death."

Taoist Priest Simu also reacted, took Jiale's hand away and asked, "What two words are there?"

Just as Jia Le was about to answer, he immediately reacted, smiled, shook his head and said, "You can't say it, you can't say it!"

Unexpectedly, Simu, an old boy with no sense of martial ethics, hit Jiale's anus with a Thousand-Year Kill. In pain, Jiale instantly stood upright and shouted.

If he hadn't cleverly covered his mouth, he would definitely have been beaten this time.

Shen Lipu outside the door was also dumbfounded. He originally thought that in front of him as an outsider, the four eyes should not be able to do this to Jiale.

Still overestimated his integrity!

(End of this chapter)