From the World of Uncle Nine, The Heavens Summon Gods to Refining Generals

Chapter 38

The two bickered as they walked.

Suddenly a row of stones staggered left and right appeared in front of them.

His eyes widened with interest, and he said to himself: "Huh? Hopscotch? Don't forget to play while working, I'll dance!"

Then he jumped on the stone while humming, and the zombies behind him followed suit.

"I hop, hop, I keep on hopping, we hop with legs apart, we hop forward, we hop backward, we hop twist, we hop sideways..."

"Ouch", a stone in front of him was not firmly on the ground. As soon as Taoist Master Simu jumped on it, the stone was ejected by the reaction force.

The four-eyed Taoist fell to the ground in an instant, and all the zombies who followed him also fell to the ground.

Shen Lipu looked at this familiar scene and remembered that this was the beginning of the movie "Uncle Zombie".

Sure enough, Simu stood up quickly and said quickly to the zombies: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Pinched a sword finger in his hand, thought for a while, and pulled the forehead of the first zombie up with force, and kept saying, "Get up! Get up!"

After all the zombies were pulled out, the last one with the pannier on his back didn't have enough strength, and kept lying on the back of the front zombies.

Taoist priest Simu immediately walked over and said with a curse: "Oh, what kind of virtue do you think you have? You are young and young, you can't get up without carrying so much stuff?"

Shen Lipu also followed the four-eyed priest and walked back, and deliberately lifted the talisman to look at the zombie's face.

Indeed, he looks very young.

At this time, Taoist Master Four Eyes had used a spell to make the zombie stand up. He took out a bamboo tube filled with water from the bamboo basket on the zombie's back, took a sip and rinsed his mouth.

While looking at Shen Lipu with eyes, he muttered: "If I knew about bringing Jiale out, I wouldn't have to work so hard."

Of course Shen Lipu knew what Taoist Master Four Eyes meant, but he didn't want to be a laborer, so he could only pretend not to hear, turned around and walked to the front of the team.

Seeing this, Taoist Master Simu also walked forward, and when he arrived in front of Shen Lipu, he hung a kettle on the zombie's arm.

On the one hand, he said in a rather pompous voice: "Oh, I'm so tired!"

After saying that, he looked at Shen Lipu with a rather proud face, thinking that you can't continue to act stupid this time.

Indeed, if you continue to pretend to be stupid, you will lose face.

Shen Lipu could only turn his head and say to his four eyes: "I'm trying to figure out a way, maybe there will be coolies to help later, just keep going!"

Hearing what he said, although the four-eyed Taoist priest was skeptical, he murmured: "You better not lie to me, or I will make you look good later."

Then continue to jump up with the zombies.

Shen Lipu is really thinking of a way, he wants to use the toads in the original movie.

Although Taoist Priest Four's use of it failed in the original movie, it did not prevent Shen Lipu from continuing to use it.

All you need to do is give the toad one more talisman to keep beating, and then tie it with a red rope to prevent it from turning randomly.

Just as I was thinking about this, several fallen trees appeared in front of me, blocking the team's path.

"Huh? What's wrong, it's blocking the way."

Taoist priest Simu looked down as he spoke, wanting to see if he could pass underneath.

Unexpectedly, those zombies seemed to have no bones. Just as the four eyes squatted down, they seemed to fall forward, pressing the four eyes out of a dog-eating posture.

"Ugh."

Simu let out a long sigh, then picked up the niche and started swinging it, shouting repeatedly: "Get up, get up!"

Only then stood up.

Shen Lipu stepped forward to inspect the fallen trees.

It's really difficult to get rid of. They don't look very thick, but they are all freshly fallen and still full of water. It's impractical to move them away, and it's impossible to cut them with a sword.

Even if you have a saw in your hand, you have to saw it for a long time.

"alright, alright!"

Taoist Master Four Eyes motioned Shen Lipu to step aside, and then said: "Look at me, look at me, it's just a few small trees."

After speaking, he muttered some incomprehensible spells while twisting his hips and then his whole body.

Then he spread his legs and leaned forward.The zombies behind him followed suit and did the same thing.

Then the entire team began to move forward slowly.

Taoist priest Simu jumped and showed off to Shen Lipu next to him: "How is it? I'm awesome! It has to be me. I came here effortlessly!"

'Hey, you just said that there are coolies to help, what's going on, don't try to lie to me. "

Just as he was talking, a piece of wood appeared in front of him, neither near nor far, neither high nor low, just right at the crotch of the four-eyed Taoist who was leaning forward and jumping forward.

"careful!"

As soon as Shen Lipu spoke, the Taoist priest with four eyes jumped up instantly.

"Oh!!"

The four-eyed Daoist's face instantly became ugly, like an eggplant.

It took him a while to recover, and then he asked Shen Lipu to switch shifts with him.

Shen Lipu had no choice but to say that you should rest here for a while while I go get a coolie.

Then he turned around and went to the nearby woods. There were indeed many toads here. Shen Lipu picked a stronger one and caught it.

He also took out a bunch of red rope from the storage space, as well as yellow paper, mixed cinnabar, and a writing brush.

I just drew a talisman for the prosperity of livestock. Under normal circumstances, this talisman is placed in the livestock pen at home, which can protect the livestock from disease and promote breeding.

Now feed the toad and tie its two front legs with a red rope so that it cannot run around. After taking the medicine, it will be energetic and it will only keep jumping.

Plan pass!
Then he took a few things and walked back.

The four-eyed Taoist saw Shen Lipu walking this way from a distance, and hurried up to meet him, and asked, "Wow, toad, do you want it to help us?"

Shen Lipu took out the red rope and talisman paper again, and explained to him the power of these combinations.

Taoist Priest Four's eyes lit up when he heard this. He imagined that a toad would jump in front of him later and he would feel comfortable sitting on the zombie's arm. He almost cried out.

At this moment, a white figure appeared on the tree in the distance.

I saw a fox spirit transformed into a young woman in her 30s, watching the team carefully.

Seeing Shen Lipu and the four-eyed Taoist gesturing at a little distance away, the vixen saw the timing, and flung out his sleeves like white horses.

In an instant, it entangled the last zombie in the team, and then the vixen dragged the zombie and flew some distance away.

Of course Shen Lipu and Taoist Master Simu saw this scene!
The four-eyed Taoist priest chased after him in an instant, and the vixen seemed a little exhausted after flying to the tree.

He pulled and tugged at the zombie, but still let the zombie hang his feet down. At this time, the four-eyed priest also came to the front and started to fight against the zombie.

In the end, the zombie was captured by the four-eyed priest.

Taoist Priest Four Eyes looked at the vixen on the tree and shouted angrily: "If you dare to steal my body, I will make you an idiot!"

(End of this chapter)