Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 632 City God
Lao Tian raised his head, looking confused, and asked hesitantly: "You... are not gods?"

"We are not gods, old man. We are just mortals, ordinary people. Get up quickly." Ji Xiaoxiao smiled.

Lao Tian suddenly changed his color, got up from the ground, and went to the back of the temple to find Ding Ermiao to settle the score.

"Young man, where are you from, a foreigner, and you actually made fun of an old man like me!" Lao Tian was furious and reached out to grab Ding Ermiao's shoulder.

Ding Ermiao was just about half way through the watering process when he heard Lao Tian's menacing voice behind him. He turned around hastily and saw a streak of white water dripping down Lao Tian's trousers.

"You, you, you..." Lao Tian became even more angry. He took a few steps back and shook his pants. He opened his mouth to curse, but suddenly he flattened his mouth and burst into tears.

Ding Ermiao quickly solved the problem, put the thing away and zipped it up, stepped forward and said: "Uncle Tian, ​​I didn't mean it, don't cry!"

"What on earth have I done to meet that monster! I can't die even if I want to, and now I'm being bullied by you, a foreigner..." Lao Tian cried more and more vigorously, with snot and tears in his eyes: "You bullied me As a kind person, am I not afraid of going to hell after death?"

Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan also turned around and looked at Lao Tian who was crying and were at a loss.

"Cry, cry, if you can make that monster cry to death, cry hard!" Ding Ermiao snorted and looked at Lao Tian coldly.

Lao Tian cried and howled for a few times, but finally lost his temper. He wiped away his tears, glared at Ding Ermiao fiercely, turned around and walked south.

"Hey... Uncle Tian, ​​if you go back like this, are you really going to marry your daughter Tian Xiaohe to that monster as your wife?" Ding Ermiao chased after him, stretched out his hand to hold Old Tian's shoulder, and said, "I am a disciple of Maoshan. I can help you catch that monster!"

Lao Tian was stunned for a moment and asked: "What is...Maoshan disciple?"

This place of love is far away from Maoshan, and the old man is a farmer who never goes out in his life, so he doesn't know what the disciples of Maoshan do.

"Disciple of Maoshan, that is... a Taoist priest, who specializes in dealing with monsters, understand?" Ding Ermiao said with a thumbs up, pointing to his nose.

Lao Tian stared at Ding Ermiao for a long time, shook his head indifferently, and said: "You are so young, can you deal with monsters? I think you want to fool me, old man, and take advantage of me."

After saying that, the old man turned around and left again.

Ding Ermiao opened his hand and stopped in front of the old man: "Hey, hey, why don't you believe it? I really know how to catch monsters. Take me to your house and I'll catch them easily."

"I don't believe it!" Lao Tian still shook his head.

It's no wonder, Ding Ermiao is too young.If it were Li Qingdong here, the custodian Lao Tian would kneel down and kowtow, begging Li Qingdong to catch the monster.

Ding Ermiao scratched his head, and suddenly an idea came to him, and he said: "Old man, you don't believe it, do you? Wait until I call out the real Bodhisattva of the Earth for you to see!"

Lao Tian looked back at the Tu Tu Temple, thought for a long time, and said, "If you can call Tu Tu Master out, I will believe you."

"Okay, it's a deal!" Ding Ermiao dragged Lao Tian back to the temple.

Then Ding Ermiao went into the temple, took out the paper talisman from his backpack, drew three talismans with his pen, and took out three copper coins and placed them on the ground. God of the land.

When Lao Tian saw that Ding Ermiao had brought out so many guys and could draw magic symbols, he couldn't help but believe it. He looked on with hope without blinking.

Suddenly, Ding Ermiao stopped moving, turned to look at Lao Tian and said, "First finish what you just said to me. I'll see what's right and wrong, and then call out the Earth God before I can talk to him."

People are not happy to call the land god here for no reason.Who wants to be disturbed so early in the morning?

"Well, I will believe you again!" Lao Tian thought for a while, sat back on the door pillar in front of the temple, and continued:

"That monster played all kinds of pranks, and we lived in fear for several months. We also hired some people to deal with the monster, but those people were beaten to death by stones falling from the sky, and were in a state of embarrassment. Later, someone said that burning incense at the Town God’s Temple in the county town was very effective, so my son wrote a petition. My old woman and I went to the Temple, burned the petition, burned incense, and paid homage. We wanted to ask the Town God to come forward and help me drive away the monsters.”

Ding Ermiao nodded slightly, the City God is indeed in charge of the secret affairs of a county.But now, in many places, the City God's temples have been demolished and the City God has disappeared. I don't know if the City God here is here or not.

"After I burned incense, I returned home. At twelve o'clock that night, a dark-faced man in red official uniform knocked on the door and said that he was the City God. Our whole family was surprised and happy. Unexpectedly, in the morning, the report For the case, the City God came in the evening. I invited the City God to sit down at home, but the City God said that he wanted to be a matchmaker and marry my daughter to the monster!"

When Lao Tian said this, he was about to cry without tears, and said: "I just realized that the monster has great supernatural powers and has colluded with the City God. I have no way out, where can I find someone to redress my grievances!"

Ding Ermiao sneered, this city god is coming here in a weird way!
After all, Nima is also a yin god, so why would he advocate that Lao Tian marry his daughter to a monster regardless of right and wrong?
"What happened next? How did you know that the monster was the black cat spirit?" Ji Xiaoxiao asked.

"After the City God left, our family cried together. A few days later, we suddenly heard that there was Huang Qigu Huang Daxian dozens of miles away, who was worshiped by people and was very effective." Lao Tian continued:

"My old woman and I brought four roosters to worship Wong Tai Sin. Wong Tai Sin was worshiped in the wing of a family named Liu. We burned incense in the next room and explained the reason. Then we heard someone talking over there, But it was Wong Tai Sin who appeared."

It was interesting. Ding Ermiao nodded and motioned for Lao Tian to continue.

"Huang Daxian said that it was a black cat spirit, and he knew him at first. He said he was willing to accommodate and let us go home and wait for the news. On the third day after we returned home, Lao Liu, who enshrined Huang Daxian, came and said that Huang Daxian If you say that, the black cat spirit won't listen and be accommodating, Wong Tai Sin can't fight him, and we can't take care of this anymore, let us find a way ourselves."

Lao Tian said with a sad face:

"We tried all the options, but it still didn't work. So we planned to let our daughter Tian Xiaohe go out to work secretly so that the monster couldn't find her. But just after we had discussed it, our daughter suddenly fainted.

We hurriedly carried our daughter to bed. The old woman unbuttoned her daughter's clothes and saw that her whole body was covered with black scars, one by one, like a cat's tail.And those scars are still painful and itchy, so you can't touch them with your hands.Up to now, my daughter is still sleeping in bed, and it hurts like hell when she turns over..."

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