Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 631 The land woman (seeking a monthly ticket)
Seeing that the old man really regarded himself as the Bodhisattva of the Earth, Ding Ermiao felt funny and felt that he was going too far.But now that the matter has come to this, I have no choice but to continue messing around and send the old man away first.

So Ding Ermiao still pretended and said word for word: "What exactly are your grievances? Tell me slowly. The local land master will make the decision for you."

After thinking about it, Ding Ermiao said again: "However, you have to speak slowly and speak Mandarin. Otherwise, I won't understand."

Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan covered their mouths and suppressed laughter.

"Thank you, Earth Bodhisattva, thank you Earth Bodhisattva!" The old man outside the door kowtowed twice more, took two steps on his knees, stepped forward and said slowly in Mandarin:

"There is a black cat spirit in my house. It has been causing mischief in my house for more than half a year. I beg the Earth Bodhisattva to help me get rid of it!"

Black cat spirit?I’ve never heard that this thing can turn into a sperm!
Ding Ermiao pondered for a moment and asked: "Is it the Black Cat Spirit or the Black Cat Sheriff? Please make it clear."

"It's not the Black Cat Sheriff, it's the Black Cat Spirit." The old man outside the door was stunned and replied: "I've seen what it looks like. It's just a big black cat. This matter started from half a year ago... …”

Ji Xiaoxiao gently pushed the bucket behind Ding Ermiao and whispered in his ear: "Tell the old man to get up and talk. He is very old."

Ding Ermiao nodded, and said to the door: "Old man, get up first, then sit in front of the door and tell me slowly."

"I dare not sit in front of the Earth Bodhisattva..." the old man outside the door said tremblingly.

"If I tell you to get up, just get up!" Ding Ermiao lowered his voice and said, "If you don't listen to me, aren't you afraid that I will punish you?"

The old man trembled with fright, stood up, looked around, and sat on the door pillar in front of the temple door.

"Say it." Ding Ermiao ordered.

The old man agreed, and like a storyteller, he began to tell about the strange things that had happened to his family in the past few months.

"My surname is Tian, ​​and my name is Tian Jiafu. I am 55 years old. In addition to my old wife and me, my family also has a son, daughter-in-law, and a daughter. My son's name is Tian Dali, and my daughter-in-law's name is Tang Hui. Both of them are primary school teachers here. My daughter’s name is Tian Xiaohe, and she is just 20 years old this year.” Lao Tian first explained the composition of the family, and the order was fairly clear.

Then Lao Tian continued:

"The conditions at my home are pretty good, with a building in the front, wing rooms on both sides, pig pens and chicken coops in the back, and a four-sided courtyard. In the summer, my daughter Tian Xiaohe comes back from outside, goes to her room upstairs to change clothes, and unzips her clothes I looked into the cupboard and saw a three-inch-long little man sleeping inside!"

Villain?Ding Ermiao was surprised.If this is a monster, it can change into a human form, which shows that it has a lot of wisdom.

"Did your daughter beat that villain to death?" Ding Ermiao asked.

"No, no, how can a girl dare to hit him if she is timid? The villain was wearing a black gown and was sleeping soundly. My daughter was so frightened that she did not dare to speak out. She climbed downstairs softly and told us." Lao Tian continued:

"I have lived a long life and have never heard of such a thing. Of course I didn't believe it, so I went upstairs with the old woman, my son, my daughter-in-law, and my daughter to have a look. The kitchen door was still open, and I saw that there was indeed something inside. A little man. When we were surprised, a big snake suddenly swam from outside, grabbed the little man in its mouth, and jumped out of the upstairs window!"

When Lao Tian said this, there was fear in his voice, and he said:
"After the surprise, there was no loss. At night, we closed the door and were having dinner. Suddenly we heard a man's voice in the air saying: 'My son was sleeping in your house, but you attracted a big snake to eat him. My son, how should we settle this account?'

Our whole family was shocked. The old woman and I didn't know it well and didn't dare to ask him which immortal he was. We hurriedly knelt on the ground and said, "Great Immortal, it's our fault. Please give us a lot of sacrifices and let us go." We can all promise you that. '

But the voice sneered and said, "I don't care about animal sacrifices. If you lose my son, you have to pay for one of my sons!" '

I was dumbfounded at that time. Where could I find that villain to compensate him?My old lady said, "Great Immortal, we really can't pay the compensation. Please be kind and let us go." '

The voice sneered and said, "If you can't pay, I have a way." '

I hurriedly asked him what he could do, but he said: 'Marry your daughter Tian Xiaohe to me and let her give me a son, and we will cancel it all!Otherwise, I will destroy your family! '

I was so shocked that I couldn't say a word. "

When Ding Ermiao heard this, she couldn't restrain her anger. She banged the door of the temple with her hands and cursed: "What a bold beast, how dare you rob a civilian girl! You can tell me what will happen next, wait for me..." , wait for the local land master to deal with that monster!"

At the same time, I was thinking in my heart, this guy wants someone else's daughter, so far, could he be one of the five gods?
If he is really a five-power god, Ding Ermiao is not afraid. After all, he dealt with one last time, so he has some experience.

Outside the door, Lao Tian burst into tears of gratitude and wanted to kneel down and kowtow again, but Ding Ermiao stopped him.

Oda continued:

"My son was also at home at the time. He was young and energetic, so he reprimanded the monster: 'You must not be a good person if you want to take advantage of my sister! My family has been clean for generations, and there is no way I would marry my sister to you, you monster!'

The monster sneered and said, "Then we'll see, I'll ask you to kneel down and beg me to be your aunt!" 'After that, there was no more sound. "

Ding Ermiao nodded slightly when he heard this, Tian Dali, the son of the Tian family, has a bit of backbone.

"Early the next morning, I woke up in bed and found something under the quilt. When I opened the quilt, I saw a pile of colorful women's clothes. I asked the old lady if these clothes belonged to her. The old lady When I took a look, I realized... those were my daughter-in-law Tang Hui's obscene clothes. This shameless monster ruined my moral ethics and even put my daughter-in-law's underpants on... my head, alas...!"

When Mr. Tian said this, he seemed ashamed, covered his face with his hands, bent down and lowered his head.

Ding Ermiao couldn't help but smile, this monster is so nasty and vulgar!
Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan were also hiding behind the door, covering their mouths and laughing.

Lao Tian covered his face, feeling ashamed for a long time, and then said:
"The old woman sent her daughter-in-law's dirty clothes to her son's room, and then she realized that the underpants I had changed the day before had also been stolen by the monster into my son's bed. Alas... That's fine, but during lunch , I was about to move my chopsticks, but I smelled a foul smell. When I looked closely, all the food on the table had turned into feces!"

Hearing this, Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan vomited at the same time.How disgusting, this monster!
Ding Ermiao was also furious and cursed: "There is such a monster in the universe! Old man, take me to your house and watch me kill him to vent your anger!"

After finishing speaking, Ding Ermiao opened the temple door and strode out.

Originally, I wanted to finish listening to Lao Tian's story before going out, but I couldn't. Ding Ermiao was in a hurry to urinate, and his lower abdomen was swollen, so he had to go out to solve the problem first.

It was already dawn, and the morning light was dim.

When Lao Tian saw the "Earth Bodhisattva" coming out, he was so frightened that he took seven or eight steps back, knelt on the ground with a plop, and kowtowed to Ding Ermiao: "I have seen the Earth Bodhisattva, I have seen the Earth Bodhisattva..."

"Okay, okay, let's get up first and wait until I go to make it easier." Ding Ermiao couldn't explain it easily, so he waved and turned to the back of the temple.

Lao Tian was about to stand up when he looked up and saw Gu Qinglan and Ji Xiaoxiao following him out.

After being stunned for a moment, Lao Tian kowtowed to the ground again and yelled: "I have seen two land mothers, I have seen two land mothers..."

I guess Lao Tian is still wondering, how come there are two earthy grandmothers in a earthly temple, and both are so young and beautiful?Are you not jealous of two landladies with a husband?
"Who is the land mother-in-law? We are all living people, you can't see it! I think you were frightened by the monster, and you were so frightened that you lost your consciousness, so you started talking nonsense!" Gu Qinglan couldn't laugh or cry, turning the page Said with a white eye.

Ji Xiaoxiao covered her mouth and laughed, the flower branches trembling.

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