Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 215
Wan Shugao then understood the theme, looked at Ding Ermiao and asked: "Brother Ermiao, this guy said there is a way to deal with the big toad, did you hear it?"

Ding Ermiao was silent.

But I was thinking in my heart, what kind of magical power does this scholar, who has neither limbs nor grains, have to deal with demons and gods?Moreover, I offended him just now, and if I ask him for advice now, he will definitely pretend to make me apologize to him.

What about your own face?
Thinking of this, Ding Ermiao decided to give the method a try to see what the scholar's reaction would be.

"Put it down..." Ding Ermiao put down the wine glass, pointed at Liang Liang and said, "Bai Wuyi is a scholar. He looks like him, with thin arms and legs. What magical powers can he use to fight demons and gods?"

"I said I would give you advice, but I didn't say I would fight him." Liang Liang looked sulky and said, "Who said Bai Wuyi is a scholar? Don't you see, Zhao Pu, a famous prime minister, rules the world with half of the Analects?"

"Ruling the world is not what you and I worry about. What we are talking about now is to control the demon gods." Ding Ermiao said something irritating and sneered: "I will see today what clever tricks you have. I guess what you come up with must be Bad idea, let me apologize to the monster in exchange for peace, right? Humph..."

Having said that, Ding Ermiao made a move and released the scholar's restriction, allowing him to move freely in the boardroom.

With a snapping sound, the scholar unfolded the folding fan, shook it slowly, looked at Ding Ermiao contemptuously, and said: "The Master said that to offer sacrifices to ghosts that are not his own is to flatter him; to not do what is right is to be without courage. The scholar is so proud, how can he? You are a flatterer and a brave person? Why would you be asked to surrender to the demon god?"

"Awesome!" Wan Shugao gave a thumbs up.

"Don't dare to take it if you are awesome." The scholar was very proud and shook his head and said: "Confucius said, a benevolent person will not worry, a knowledgeable person will not be confused, and a brave person will not be afraid. To deal with the evil god of five powers, you must be both benevolent, wise and courageous to win."

Ding Ermiao sneered, raised his hand and said: "If you are willing to listen to high-level opinions, if you are willing to listen to high-level opinions, just say it."

The scholar was indeed fooled, and he said confidently: "The Five-Tong Frog God is originally the frog king who became a spirit. After his death, his animal soul lingered around, making waves to confuse people's hearts, and he was granted the title of Earth God. However, it never changes from its origin. It is still a big toad. .”

Ding Ermiao rolled her eyes and said coldly: "Nonsense."

"Why is this nonsense? I am analyzing it fundamentally to find a way to win." Liang Liang refused to accept it.

Li Weinian listened anxiously and said: "Mr. Liang, what is your way to win? Hurry up and tell me!"

It was probably Li Weinian's words from Mr. Liang that made Liang Liang very useful.

He smiled proudly: "Everything in the world is interdependent. If you want to get rid of the frog god, you must find its natural enemy. Qinghe Township is located in the northwest of the mountain city, right? Mr. Ding studied in Maoshan, why doesn't he know the principle of the five elements interlocking each other?"

At this point, the scholar snapped his folding fan shut, pointed to the south and said: "Nanhuo Kexijin, the nemesis of the Frog God, is in the south!"

This sour scholar, the more he gets straight to the point, the more nonsense he talks!
Ding Ermiao was so angry that she was almost injured internally, but it was not easy to have an attack.He touched his chin and pretended to be deep in thought, then pretended to be suddenly enlightened. He stood up from the table and said, "Could it be that you are talking about the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea?"

Wan Shugao smiled and said: "I think it's better to ask Monkey Sun or Erlang Shen, who are more reliable, or Zhu Bajie to rake it down and keep it safe."

"Ignorant." The scholar Liang Liang glared at Wan Shugao and lectured: "Monkey Sun is in Huaguo Mountain and Erlang Shen is at the mouth of Guanjiang River. They are not from the south."

"We'll talk about this later. Let's get down to business first. Tell us who in the south can control the demons and gods." Ding Ermiao quickly interrupted the question about the birthplaces of the various gods and continued to ask.

The scholar opened the folding fan again, shook it a few times, walked a few steps, and then slowly said: "I'm not talking about Nanhai Guanshiyin, but an anaconda in the Wuyu River. Snakes are the natural enemies of frogs. As long as the five-tong god Lead to the Wu Yu River, I will let the anaconda that is about to become a spirit help in the battle, I will definitely help Mr. Ding conquer him!"

Ding Ermiao breathed a sigh of relief and sat down weakly.

That anaconda was killed by me just a few days ago, and now he's talking nonsense?Besides, even if the anaconda is still there, how can Wutong be lured to Wuyu River?Wutong Demon God is not a fool, can he be fooled so easily?
"How about it, Mr. Ding, is this a good idea?" The scholar felt proud of himself and looked at Ding Ermiao and asked proudly.

"Sure enough, it's a clever plan!" Ding Ermiao suddenly pointed out, stopped Liang Liang, and said with a glare: "I told you a long time ago that Bai Wuyi is a scholar! You don't know, that water line two days ago Python, have you been killed by me? You dare to tease me, you are so brave!"

Liang Liang's expression changed, and he opened his mouth and said, "I haven't gone back since I left Suolongtan. I really don't know what's going on here. Please forgive me, Mr. Ding!"

forgive?Ding Ermiao was furious and had nowhere to go. With a wave of his hand, he grabbed Liang Liang from the air and added a ghost-suppressing talisman on top of his head.

Under the heavy pressure, Liang Liang's body could not stand upright and his waist was bent, feeling extremely painful.

"Mr. Ding, please allow me to think of another way. Evil prevails over good, and I will definitely find a way to deal with the Wutong Demon God!" Liang Liang shouted with a grin on his face.

Ding Ermiao stretched out her chopsticks to pick up a duck claw, slowly nibbled it off, then wiped her lips and said, "If you have a way, just think about it slowly and tell me carefully. If your way doesn't work, every time you say it, , I will add a talisman on your head..."

"Okay, okay, I said..." The scholar was shocked. After thinking for a long time, he came up with another bad idea.

Ding Ermiao shook his head, smiled, and added a talisman to him.The scholar's waist curled up a little more, and his forehead almost touched his knees.

Under the heavy pressure, the scholar thought quickly, and bad ideas popped out of his mouth one by one. However, his ideas were rejected by Ding Ermiao one by one, and only paper talismans were pressed on his head.

In the end, the scholar lay directly on the ground, unable to lift his head.

"Oh, how pitiful." Wan Shugao shook his head and said, "Liang Liang, you'd better stop thinking about it and think about how to get up from the ground first."

Li Weinian couldn't bear it and pleaded with Ding Ermiao: "Brother Ermiao, let him go. I think he tried his best. No matter what, he has good intentions."

"No, no, I don't want your sympathy." The scholar Liang Liang yelled stubbornly: "I still have many ways to deal with Wutong. Now let me tell you one more. It can be kept. But Ding Ermiao insulted me too much. If it is possible, I want him to apologize to me!"

"It's a deal!" Ding Ermiao stood up and said seriously: "As long as you think of the right way and can deal with the Five Powers God, I will apologize to you."

As he spoke, Ding Ermiao waved his hand, took back all the spells, lifted Liang Liang's restraints, and asked him to stand up.

Liang Liang then got up from the ground, straightened his clothes, and said angrily: "You just said that Bai Wuyi is a scholar. Now I will tell you that if you want to defeat the Five Powers God, you must be a scholar! After that, You must apologize to the scholars in the world!"

"Scholar? Scholar?" Ding Ermiao was stunned, as if he thought of something, and hurriedly urged: "Go on!"

"Hmph!" Liang Liang shook his sleeves and continued: "Although Wutong is a god, he is an evil god after all. The scholar's awe-inspiring righteousness will definitely suppress him! As long as we find the person who descended from Wenquxing, it will be easy to deal with that big toad!"

Wan Shugao chuckled: "Huan Wen Quxing descends to earth? I don't think the broom star descends to earth, Liang Liang, don't be ridiculous!"

"Kuixing descends to earth?" Ding Ermiao looked up at the ceiling and murmured thoughtfully.

After a while, Ding Ermiao suddenly beamed with joy. He stood up and walked around the table, walked to Liang Liang, and bowed to the ground: "Thank you, Mr. Liang, for reminding me. Ding Ermiao was rude just now. I apologize to you now. Please forgive me."

Liang Liang then turned from anger to joy, stretched out his hand to give a hand, and said: "Confucius said, if a person doesn't know something but doesn't feel embarrassed, isn't that a gentleman? I don't blame you anymore, let's work together to find a way to deal with that monster! "

(End of this chapter)