Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 214
Ding Ermiao walked into Lao Han's coffin shop and surprisingly found that Lao Han was not sleeping today.

Lao Han also saw Ding Ermiao's greenish right face, raised his eyelids and asked, "What, it's not going well? My 50 yuan hasn't been moved yet, why don't we refund the money to others?"

"There is no turning back when you shoot a bow! Stop worrying about me. Besides, is it about money now?" Ding Ermiao said angrily to Lao Han and turned around to look around.

After watching for a while, Ding Ermiao asked Lao Han: "Has Wu Zhanzhan been here recently?"

Old Han shook his neck and said no.

"If you see her, notify me immediately." Ding Ermiao said the next sentence, turned around and left.

In those days I didn't want to see Wu Zhanzhan, but I could bump into her casually. Now I want to see her, but it's hard to find her even with a lantern.

Dejectedly, he left the coffin shop and walked to the alley. Ding Ermiao opened the car door and got in the car. He said to Wang Haolan: "You go back first. There is no point in following me. Let me be quiet and think about countermeasures."

Wang Haolan knew Ding Ermiao was depressed, so he didn't insist and drove away with his driver.

It was already lunch time. Ding Ermiao waved and asked Li Weinian to drive back to the Shuishuijiayuan project site and find a place to eat on the way.

In a roadside restaurant, Ding Ermiao drank half a catty of liquor.After returning to the construction site, he smoked the right side of his face with incense and fell asleep.After sleeping until dusk, Ding Ermiao got up listlessly, washed up, had dinner, and started drinking again.

Apart from drinking to drown his sorrows, he didn't know what else he could do.

Even if this five-power demon god were to fight him face to face, the possibility of defeating him was slim.

Now that we are in a difficult situation, how should we end it?Do you really want to apologize to this monster?
Thinking of his depression, Ding Ermiao put down the wine glass and couldn't drink any more.

Li Weinian thought for a while and said: "Brother Ermiao, how about... I go ask Lv Zhu. Maybe she knows how to deal with the five links, but not necessarily."

"I, a noble disciple of Maoshan, can't do anything about that big toad. How can I capture Lvzhu, a lonely ghost?" Ding Ermiao shook his head.

Li Weinian was silent, poured a glass of wine, and drank it.

"No, no, who said that a lonely ghost can't deal with the Wutong God?" Suddenly, a loud male voice came over, but I didn't know where the person who made the voice was.

Ding Ermiao frowned slightly, why did this voice sound so familiar?An idea flashed in his mind, and Ding Ermiao suddenly remembered that the voice speaking was none other than Liang Liang, the water ghost from Suolongtan.

He suddenly stood up and shouted to the door: "Ghost scholar Liang Liang? Last time we were locked in Longtan, you had a chance to escape. How dare you come here to talk nonsense?"

Liang Liang's voice said: "Zengzi said that a gentleman uses literature to make friends, and friends to help people. The scholar Liang Liang came to visit late at night, why did Mr. Ding speak harshly to him? This is not the way to treat guests."

"Fart! I'm not your friend, and you're not my guest." Ding Ermiao said, "I'm catching you everywhere, but you came to my door. That's great."

"Why are you arresting me everywhere? It's really strange!" Scholar Liang Liang continued: "I am different from Wang Huzi and others. I have been under Suolongtan for 100 years, but I have not killed a single person. Even when I went to the underworld to fight against , I’m not afraid either.”

Ding Ermiao took a piece of paper talisman in his hand and walked out slowly. He looked down at the compass, trying to find the trace of the ghost scholar, and said: "Confucius said, if you don't do anything wrong to your heart, you won't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night. Since you You have a clear conscience, why don’t you dare to see me?!”

The Ghost Scholar paused for a moment and said, "The words you just said were not made by Confucius. Mr. Ding cannot make nonsense."

"Who said it wasn't Confucius? I have a book in my hand, could it be wrong?" Ding Ermiao answered while holding the paper charm in his palm.

There was a sound of wind around him, and the ghost scholar Liang Liang floated over. He stood three feet away in front of Ding Ermiao, holding a folding fan and bowing in salute.

"Scholar Liang Liang met Mr. Ding and came to ask for advice on what he just said..."

There was a snap, and before Liang Liang could finish his words, Ding Ermiao had already rushed forward, waved his hand, and pressed the paper talisman on his Tianling Cap.

The ghost scholar was suppressed by the paper talisman and could not escape and change. He slumped to the ground, pointed at Ding Ermiao and said: "People are in love when they meet. A gentleman speaks but does not use his hands. Why is Mr. Ding like this?"

Ding Ermiao laughed loudly and said: "Confucius said that those who know how to fight are weapons, and saints have to use them as a last resort. Although you are pedantic and pitiful, you are still a ghost after all. I have no choice but to deal with you today. Do you have anything to do with the saints of the past? Do you have to fight? Haha..."

Amid laughter, Ding Ermiao made a move, and the ghost scholar's body immediately froze.

Ding Ermiao strode forward, holding the scholar in his hands, empty of anything, and returned to the security office where he had been drinking.

Throwing the motionless ghost scholar Liang Liang in the corner, Ding Ermiao smiled at Li Weinian and Wan Shugao: "I was worried that drinking like this would be boring, but this ghost scholar came to my door. Think about it, let him perform some kind of show, How about giving us a drink?"

Liang Liang stood against the wall, glaring.

"Hehe, hehe..." Wan Shugao looked at Liang Liang with a sly smile, and said to Ding Ermiao: "Let him sing a little tune? Acacia tune at the fifth watch, or touch his hands and elbows, and follow the Arms going down or something?”

Li Weinian rolled his eyes at Wan Shugao with a look of contempt on his face.

The ghost scholar immediately protested and said angrily: "Confucius said, scholars can be killed but not humiliated! Confucius said, do not speak what is inappropriate and do not listen to what is inappropriate. How can I, a scholar like me, be able to sing such obscene tunes as Shibamo? If I don't sing, Don’t sing!”

"Hey, hey, hey..." Ding Ermiao knocked on the table and asked: "Since you are a scholar, how do you know the [-]th model? Don't pretend to be a gentleman in front of me. People like you are full of benevolence, justice and morality, but are full of male thieves and female prostitutes. I’ve seen too many scholars.”

Anyway, the long night was long, lonely, empty and boring, and Ding Ermiao just used this scholar to relieve his boredom.

"Although the scholar was a poor scholar during his lifetime, he was familiar with the classics and knew etiquette and human relations. He could support an orphan six feet away, send his life a hundred miles away, and he could not be taken away during important festivals. A gentleman? A gentleman!" Scholar! Liang Liang stood with his head held high, looked at Ding Ermiao and said:
"Although Liang Liang is a ghost today, the pride of a scholar is still there. He can be killed or beheaded as he pleases. But don't insult the gentleness, and don't insult the words of the saint!"

Damn, are you so three-hearted and nine-hearted?Ding Ermiao poured a glass of wine and drank it slowly while looking at Liang Liang with a half-smile.

"Brother Ermiao, I think what the scholar said makes sense. Don't embarrass him. Just do whatever you have to do and give him a good time, right?" Li Weinian saw Ding Ermiao and Wan Shugao teasing Liang Liang. It seemed that he couldn't bear it, so he said.

Scholar Liang Liang snorted proudly and said with enthusiasm:

"I had an acquaintance and conversation with Mr. Ding in Suolongtan, so I came here specifically to give you advice and help you deal with the Wutong Demon God. But you repaid kindness with hatred and launched a sneak attack, which is a great loss of gentlemanly demeanor and open-mindedness! People are not in good spirits. In ancient times, when the world was declining, who should I return to? Sad husband... I never saw the ancients in front of me, and never saw those who came after me. Thinking of the long history of heaven and earth, I shed tears with sadness!"

After saying that, his expression was sad, the wind was rustling, and the water was cold.

Wan Shugao grinned and said, "Hey, you're pretty good at memorizing books? Then... can you write silently?"

Li Weinian interrupted Wan Shugao's words and asked the scholar: "Liang Liang, do you really have a way to deal with the Wutong Demon God? If it is true, I can help you plead with Brother Ermiao and let him give you a lighter sentence. .”

(End of this chapter)