What can you do if you travel through five seconds?

Chapter 72 The end of the catastrophe
Xuansheng's teaching is mainly to accumulate merit, how to accumulate merit?That is to benefit the heavens and all realms, as long as the monks who can benefit the heavens and all realms do not care what method I use!Isn't it good for a handsome man?If they want to watch it, I will broadcast it to them, and I guarantee that they will never regret it for the rest of their lives. Such a beautiful senior white, how dare you not give me some merit?

Facts have proved that Senior White's popularity is still very high, and countless 666 have been passed on through the holy seal. Li Sizhuo can guarantee that the merits of broadcasting Senior Bai are definitely more than his own teaching!
"Prince! The wireless video call function connects to Senior White!"

"Everyone, let's connect with Senior White live, remember to give a good review! If you give a lot of merit today, I will broadcast it to you guys next time! Follow me! I am dead... Master Sizhuo!!"

I saw a light screen appearing in front of Li Sizhuo, Li Sizhuo directly put the light screen to the maximum to ensure that monks from all over the world can see it, and at the same time started a conversation with Senior White!
"Senior White! I'm Copper Gua! Now I'm using the Holy Seal to broadcast live. Do you have anything to say to the monks in the heavens and the world! For the old man, let's all call Master Sizhu Niubi together. The barrage will be sent to the screen for you guys!"

"Senior White! So handsome!!"

"Senior White yyds!"

"Ahhhhh!!"

Li Sizhuo: "..." Heartless thing!Only thinking about Senior White, can you see it without me?
As he said that, Senior White started to collect the Heavenly Tribulation missiles, sealed them one by one and handed them over to Profound Sage Tyrant Song.

"Tong Gua! I'm sealing the Heavenly Tribulation missile, let's talk later! The nuclear bomb is coming! Shuhang help me get the equipment and robes!"

As he said that, Senior White began to take off his cassock.

"Wow! (ω｀)"

All the heavens and all worlds spoke in unison.

However, at this moment, a big bald head was blocking the screen. Because of the Heavenly Tribulation, Li Sizhuo's video call was also in the distant view, but his angle could be adjusted.

"Fuck!! Who is that bald man! How can he be so good at blocking!"

"Fuck! It seems to be the Profound Sage Tyrannical Song!"

"Go to Profound Sage Tyrannical Song!! We want to see Senior White!!"

"What does Senior White look like when he takes off his clothes! Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, go away!!"

"Profound Sage Sigou, please help! Move the camera, we will all be grateful to you!"

……

Li Sizhuo: "..." Not to mention Sigou, we are still good friends!

"Shout Master Sizhuo! I'll change the angle for you, and I can also adjust the focus! The high-definition picture quality is absolutely uncensored. If you want it or not, you can shout it out loud! Come with me, Master Sizhuo! "

"Master Thinking Clumsy!! Quickly change the angle!!"

"Master Thinking Clumsy!! High-definition high-definition!!"

"Master Sizhuo is awesome!! No code, no code!!"

But after a while, Li Sizhuo felt the cry from the Ten Thousand Realms, and he directly switched the camera to shoot at Senior White. The Profound Sage's speech cannot be switched, but he can broadcast it through the prince's screen, so there is no problem at all!
"Ah??? Why are you wearing clothes inside!!"

"Why are you still wearing underwear!!"

"What's the use of this high-definition uncensored!!"

Seeing that Senior White was still wearing clothes, the cultivators from all heavens and myriad worlds were disappointed for a while, this is useless!Profound Sage Dead Dog is unreliable!
"What are you thinking! Of course you are wearing clothes! Could it be that there are still people who can survive the calamity naked? What are you thinking? I, Li, am ashamed to be with you!"

Listening to the voice from the Holy Seal, Li Sizhuo spoke lightly.

boom! !

A nuclear bomb fell, and suddenly the world was completely white. At the same time, Li Sizhuo's Profound Sage lecture was over.

The sky was full of merit, and countless golden lights gathered behind Li Sizhuo. His live broadcast immediately won the support of many monks. In terms of merit, he is no less than Xuansheng Basong!
"Gather me a virtuous beauty too! A virtuous beauty! A virtuous beauty! I want a humanoid one too!!"

Li Sizhuo kept chanting, seeing Ba Song's virtuous lamia, he was always envious, it doesn't matter what is beautiful or not, the main thing is practicality!
Soon the golden light of merit behind Li Sizhuo also condensed into a human form, which could still be vaguely seen to be a woman, and his wish came true!It's just that his virtuous golden light is only this time after all, and it's still not as good as the virtuous lamia, so his virtuous beauty is just a prototype now, and now he can only be regarded as a stick figure with breasts!But this is not important, a shape is enough!We can make up for the rest later!

At the same time, somewhere in Li Sizhuo's body, a special information particle slowly spread out and merged into the golden light of merit. Perhaps even he himself didn't know that there was such an unexpected visitor in his body, but now she was integrated into the golden light of merit. In the light, then she will never be able to hurt Li Sizhuo again!
The Heavenly Tribulation Space began to disappear slowly, and Li Sizhuo and the others were also sent out of the Heavenly Tribulation Space. The Tribulation Crossing is over!
Several people appeared directly in a small courtyard. Of course, Chang Yuanzi didn't come out. He played too hard to feed dog food to monks from all heavens and ten thousand realms. He is still in execution now!

At the same time, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song also lost an arm, and was taken by Senior White to cross the tribulation!
"By the way! Senior Tong Gua! How did you appear in the Heavenly Tribulation Dimension? Didn't you get caught and bred?"

Song Shuhang looked at Li Sizhuo and asked.

"Uh……"

Is it time to breed?I almost forgot!Breeding is also good!He's not here so I can pretend!
"Ah, didn't I run away! How can I be manipulated so easily by others? If I want to escape, who can stop me?"

Li Sizhuo patted his chest and said.

"Prince! Hurry up and help me steal Tong Gua's chat group number!"

Since he wanted to impersonate, he had to impersonate perfectly. He could inherit Tong Gua's water group style and help him to water. He thought that Senior Tong Gua would thank him after mating!
"Little friend Shuhang, would you like me to count the divination for you!"

Li Sizhuo raised his bald eyebrows and said.

"..."

"just forget it!"

"By the way! Dao Yi Tong Xuan lotus seeds, you still have them! Sell me a little and I'll be useful! And can you teach me that hair growth technique too! Being bald makes me very insecure!"

Wearing cassock always makes Li Sizhuo feel like a Tang monk.

"I can sell you the saber-intelligence-through-xuan lotus seeds, but you have to find the Dharma King Good Fortune for the hair growth technique. This is his spell, and I can only teach it with his consent!"

Song Xiaoyou said frankly.

Li Sizhuo's costume is quite similar, after all, he has read the book anyway, although he can't remember clearly, but he probably still remembers it, let alone a man with a thousand faces like Tong Gua, it can be said that no matter what he looks like, He can even say that he is Tong Gua, after all, who has nothing to pretend to be Tong Gua!Don't be afraid of being beaten... damn it! !Those who count black divination are easy to be beaten! !Another day, I'd better pretend to be a Drunk Star layman!Copper hexagrams are not safe!

(End of this chapter)