Chapter 71
Looking at the word "dead dog", Li Sizhuo just felt that there is nothing to love about life. This is a sacred seal and cannot be changed. Squirrel Hang is still a fellow Taoist Tyrant of the Song Dynasty. To me, he is a fellow Taoist who is dead dog. This is something that people can do Dao number?

At the same time, fellow daoists from various realms also saw them.

"Look! It's two masters!"

"Wow! The cassock of the great master in the back is so cool! It flashed into my eyes!"

"Amitabha! My Buddha is merciful! My Buddhist family should be prosperous!"

Every Buddhist disciple's face is full of red light, and their Buddhist sect unexpectedly produced two Profound Sages. This is the first time in nearly a thousand years that Profound Sages have been born!

The next thing was Xuansheng's lecture, and Squirrel Hang did his part and stepped up. Li Sizhuo knew that what he was going to talk about was Daozang, but he should talk about it!He seems to have nothing to say!
Why don't you talk about his experience of dying in the heavens and worlds these days?Teach them how to die?For example, if I use Dafa, as long as I teach them, it must be able to educate sentient beings!
If you don't talk about his Diamond Sutra, wouldn't the Diamond Sutra that Yan Chixia got from her be a bit low-quality?And I don't know if there is a Diamond Sutra in this world!

correct!I can talk about Confucian classics!There seems to be no Confucius in this world. I will talk about the Analects of Confucius and the Spring and Autumn Period, and then make up a paragraph by myself. It should be enough!
"Ahhhh!"

With a scream, the virtuous lamia of Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song fell to the ground and died, and his Profound Sage lecture ended there.

Next are the three parallel importers, eh!All right!I am also the Profound Sage of Parallel Importers. Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman should have gotten help from a puppet and got a manuscript about Buddhism. I saw him pointing to the sky with his left hand and pointing to the ground with his right hand, standing there talking eloquently, with the phantom of Arhat looming behind him.

Good guy!The bald man talks about Taoism, the Taoist talks about Buddhism, and he will also talk about Confucianism later, not to mention his cassock, and his shiny head, no matter how you look at it, he is an eminent monk!It is estimated that the monks of all worlds must be confused!
The next thing is Chang Yuanzi's courtship speech. He played the song "Feng Qiuhuang" in public, and gave all the single dogs in the heavens and myriad worlds a critical blow. up!
Then there was Tian Yazi's teaching experience, the two talked very quickly, and soon it was Li Sizhuo's turn.

Li Sizhuo first shook his cassock, made a shape, and then it was special effects. The majestic Xuansheng preached the Dharma so well that he couldn't lose it. Li Sizhuo slowly mobilized his internal energy, and he unleashed the eighteen dragon subduing palms. Eighteen golden dragons circled around his body. He stepped into the air step by step and walked to the front.

Then he secretly released the Hamster, and saw the Hamster flying up to the sky on a flywheel, holding a bamboo basket in its hand, and continuously sprinkled flower petals down.

Li Sizhuo sat cross-legged with a solemn expression on his face, and he was about to start teaching the Fa!

However, at this moment, he heard some voices from the heavens and the world through the holy seal.

"Hahahaha!! Dead dog!!!"

"Master Sigou!! I laughed so hard! Hahaha!"

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

……

Li Sizhuo's face darkened, and he laughed at you so much!Isn't it just a holy name?Do you need to use the Holy Seal to laugh at me!Why don't you try laughing again! !

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

"Hahahaha!! Dead dog!"

Li Sizhuo: "..." Alright!Don't try!

Next is Li Sizhuo's teaching. He recorded many classics and classics through the prince. The Confucian sage in this world is not Confucius.He has read many Confucian classics of Confucius, and he can't remember them, but the prince must have copied them!He dragged two paragraphs of Analects, and it's time to come up!

"The Master said: Bricks are used in fighting! Don't mess around, shine on the face, use strength, don't touch, and then, the right hand is almost finished with the left hand, and the bricks are cut off with shoes. Since that is the case, how can one person do it alone? Then Ming..."

Li Sizhuo talked eloquently. These were all Confucius said. He didn't know what Confucius said in the normal world, but the Confucius he knew said so.

Confucianism: "???"

"???"

There are a bunch of question marks on the head of the Confucian school. It’s fine for you, a great monk, to talk about the Confucian classics. What are you talking about? Are gods fighting with bricks?
Although the Confucius Li Sizhuo knew was a bit violent, and these Confucian classics do contain a lot of his personal violent thoughts, but Confucius is Confucius, you can say that his fighting skills are vulgar, but he also has high-end things!At least the Confucian classics taught by Li Sizhuo can definitely be compared to Jiexian's lectures. The sage Confucius didn't blow it out, at least the muscular old man he knew was definitely no worse than their sage!
When a group of Confucian scholars first listened to it, they were still blowing their beards and staring. We are literati, so what kind of bricks are used for fighting, and we almost never die. Is this what literati should do?But after hearing it later, they suddenly felt that what they said seemed to make sense!Learning literature is to talk to you well, and learning martial arts is to let you talk to me well, so it’s not a big problem for us literati to hold a brick in our hands, right?
I have to say that as the largest MLM leader in the Confucian world, Confucius' remarks are still very demonic, not to mention brainwashing the heavens and the world, but the Confucian people will definitely not be able to escape!

Little do they know that after Li Sizhuo's lecture, many Confucianists have engraved the words benevolence, virtue, and reason on their weapons. They have learned to convince people with virtue and reason. Confucianism should be like this!

However, just when Li Sizhuo was in high spirits, a white figure came out from the void, and then he fired a wave of rockets for Li Sizhuo, which made Li Sizhuo's head buzzing, and he didn't consciously bring it up when he was speaking. On the lion's roar, but even so, he can't roar the nuclear bomb of the catastrophe later, forgetting that the white predecessors will also come to cross the catastrophe at this time!I'm not done talking about this!Doesn't this delay things?I still have a lot of thoughts that have not been spread!
"Everyone! Thank you fellow Daoist Bai for playing the rocket. I won't be teaching the Fa today. I will broadcast the live broadcast of Senior Bai's Crossing Tribulation. If you like it, please give me a good review! If I don't see the merits by then, then I won't broadcast it If you agree, please call 666!!"

Then Li Sizhuo heard about the Holy Seal and heard about the Holy Seal from the heavens and worlds!
"666!!"

"666!!"

This kind of voice from the heavens and myriad worlds cannot be heard by everyone. It must be the unified cry of hundreds of millions of people to be transmitted to Li Sizhuo through the holy seal. The seal was captured!
(End of this chapter)

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