Global Matchmaking: I Can See Game Tips

Chapter 18 He is real, I cry to death

"You seem to be resisting me."

Gaba the slimy insect wriggled her body and approached.

At such a close distance, Albert could clearly see a circle of sharp teeth in her mouth.

Recall the reminder before entering the marriage room.

If you reject the marriage request, there is a high probability that it will arouse the anger of the other party!
Look at this posture, once he speaks, this disgusting slug will definitely eat him as food.

Damn!

Albert couldn't help scolding his mother in his heart.

The Gray family is an aristocrat that has been passed down for hundreds of years in England.

There was even a leader in the ancestors.

Since the day Albert was born, he has naturally surpassed countless people.

He is often proud of his aristocratic status, and the women he associates with are often wealthy daughters and daughters of wealthy families.

The top actresses in the eyes of ordinary people are like rubbish in his eyes, and he doesn't even bother to play for nothing.

If you really become a partner with this slug, wouldn't you embarrass the Gray family and become the laughing stock of the whole world?

At the critical juncture, Albert's mind turned rapidly.

"No, no, I really appreciate a er... magical species like you."

After a pause, Albert suppressed his nausea and complimented him with words against his will.

"only……"

"Love takes time to settle."

"If you fall in love with you at first sight, it's not love at all, it's just lust at work."

Albert forced a smile, trying his best to make his expression more sincere.

Isn't this pure deceit?
Aren't you just afraid of being killed by a big slug, so you tell some false lies to deceive her.

In this regard, the English nationals admire his wit.

"As expected of Viscount Albert, he has received a high-level elite education since he was a child, and his reaction is quick."

"If it was another civilian, I'm afraid he would have been frightened and frantic, and would have done some stupid things to irritate the other party."

"Master Viscount's acting skills, Oscar owes him a statuette."

"This time it was an accident, so it's fine to refuse politely, as long as you can return home safely, your next partner may really be a delicate princess."

Their speeches always carry a touch of self-confidence.

I don't know who gave them the courage.

……

in the marriage space.

Albert strikes while the iron is hot: "I don't know if you have heard of Platonic love, it is a pursuit of the soul and spirit..."

He rambled on and praised from time to time.

All kinds of lies come out of your mouth.

What's the point of lying as long as you can get out of this damn place, away from this disgusting and lowly species?
Furthermore, how can it be called deception to the nobles? It's called a trick!
The big slug tilted his head, as if he didn't understand and was very puzzled.

"Pala Rabbit, Pala Cat, Gaba only knows papapa."

"However, you said that Gaba is very beautiful, and Gaba is very happy."

The conversation turned.

The big slug stuck to Albert's body, and its two tentacles happily rubbed each other's cheeks.

"So, I recognize you as my spouse!"

Albert: "?!"

English national: "??!!"

The people of Yan Kingdom: "Pfft, this is like shooting yourself in the foot!"

"Wait, I mean we can be friends first and then..."

Before Albert finished speaking.

The big slug rolled him up and put it into the excretory cavity.

"Let's do something fun."

"From now on, we can be together every day!"

The slime tribe has a special body structure.

Excretion, mating, and reproduction are all accomplished by the excretory cavity.

so……

He's a real shit-stirrer now.

The screen suddenly went black.

[The English player "Albert" is holding a marriage ceremony with the slime girl "Gaba". The following screen is not suitable for playback, and the system will automatically block it. 】

The moment when the broadcast of the matching game appeared.

The English nationals were all silent.

Think again of their arrogant and conceited faces just now.

The people of Yan Kingdom had to sigh with emotion, the retribution came so fast!
"Let you all pretend to be X when you have nothing to do, now you are struck by lightning. /Applause/Applause.jpg"

"On this beautiful full moon night, there are lovers in pairs~~ You say you, you~ Who else in this world~ can play with you in the water~~Fly together~~~"

"It sounds good! It sounds good! One more song, one more song!"

"The critics of this song have been persecuted. There is a precedent for Albert. After that, I can no longer face this song."

"You bastard looked at the mung bean, and you saw it right! It is indeed the charm of the British nobles. On this point, we, Xu Shen, will never be able to learn it."

"..."

The British nationals were ashamed and angry, and they only felt pain in their cheeks.

But as a veteran capital powerhouse, it cannot afford to lose in momentum.

Even if you slap your face swollen and pretend to be fat, you can't lose your identity.

"What do you idiots know? This is called putting the overall situation first. In order to prevent the country from suffering a disaster, Viscount Albert had no choice but to commit himself to that monster."

"Because we have such warriors, the glory of the empire on which the sun never sets can shine on the whole world."

"Savage monkeys don't understand at all what is chivalry, being brave and fearless, daring to sacrifice..."

"At first, I thought noble gentlemen were soft bones, but I didn't expect the Gray family to have such a selfless and great figure as Viscount Albert."

"He really, I cried to death!"

"..."

The ability to reverse black and white and confuse right and wrong is really superb.

Anyone with a discerning eye can see that Albert has never thought about those aspects at all, and just wants to pat his ass and leave.

It was clearly forced by that big slug...

The lesser of two evils.

In fact, the British nationals can't help it.

If the marriage ceremony is not held, the whole country will suffer bad luck once Albert dies.

Therefore, for the glory of the empire on which the sun never sets, Lord Viscount, please sacrifice yourself.

Although it is embarrassing, as long as it can bring practical benefits to England, the people will not care about you.

At most, they would laugh at you in private.

[When the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win but there are countless people in the world! 】

[Congratulations to the English player "Albert" and the sticky bug "Gaba" for successfully completing the marriage ceremony! 】

Huh, so fast?

Xu Lin of Yan Kingdom spent several hours.

Are you done in a few minutes?
But think about it, how much interest can you have in a big slug, and you can be a brave man who dares to challenge if you can successfully complete the ceremony.

Then came the personal reward Albert received.

[Talent: Slime Familiars (e+), Skills: Stinky and Sticky Phlegm (White), Lingyuan Pill (E+) x10, Charm -5! 】

Followed by.

It is the marriage reward of England!

[Player Albert, you can set the threshold for issuing marriage rewards. 】

[If this step is skipped, the reward will be issued to England by default. 】

At this time, Albert was smelly all over, and his clothes were covered with all kinds of disgusting impurities.

His eyes seemed to have lost their color, and he wasn't in the mood to read the system's prompts at all.

Because he never responded.

Therefore, the marriage game automatically issued marriage rewards.

[Because the English player "Albert" got married, the whole world celebrates, and the marriage rewards are now issued to the English civilization! 】

[All people get: Health +2, Stickiness +3, Charm -1]

Walter? !
The English nationals were stunned on the spot.

(End of this chapter)