Global Matchmaking: I Can See Game Tips

Chapter 17 Slugs?Destined Daughter of the British Nobility

The people of Yan Kingdom who had just entered the live broadcast room of England were stunned.

This is lying down?
How can anything be involved in us?

It is indeed a country known as a shit-stirring stick. If you don't make trouble, don't spread hatred, you don't mean to say that you are English.

"Strange, why does this player named Albert hold a fire stick in his hand?"

Some viewers from Yan Kingdom asked curiously.

As soon as this remark came out, the English country was furious.

"What fire stick?! This is the treasure that Viscount Albert got in the random room!"

"Also, please pay attention to your address. Don't use the word 'guy' to comment on my English nobleman. It's really rude."

"Forgive me. After all, they are just barbarians with backward civilization. I bet there are no words like 'politeness' and 'respect' in their dictionary."

The people of Yan Kingdom were dumbfounded.

It’s just that some people don’t understand. I’m curious to ask, why does it feel like your stress response is triggered?
After all, the one-meter-long ugly short stick in Albert's hand was scorched black at the top.

Really like a fire stick.

Click on the screen again to view the information that the English people call 'treasure'.

【Name: Candlestick】

[Type: Tool/Weapon]

【Rating: E】

【Quality: White】

【Star Rating: ★】

[Characteristics: Catching fire, illuminating]

The material is similar to bronze.

The holder injects psionic energy into it, and it can drive a flame to appear in the blackened place at the top of the stick.

To put it bluntly, this is a multi-purpose tool.

Can be used as a torch to illuminate the sight.

Can also be used as a weapon.

"I thought it was some kind of magical weapon. After blowing it for a long time, it was still a fire stick."

"The shit stirrer and the fire stick are a match made in heaven, there is nothing wrong with it."

"How dare you say that we are backward and barbaric? Tsk, we are not as good as you gangsters who plundered and robbed all over the world in the early years. The collections in your museum are not so much cultural relics as evidence of your crimes!"

"Laughing, what are descendants of nobles? In our place, only pet cats and dogs are considered bloodlines. Whose ancestors are not rich?"

This lofty and self-superior attitude of the English aroused the disgust of the audience in Yan Kingdom.

Especially when they use insults like: cheap, low, etc.

He also said: "It is your honor to be conquered by us", "Dirty wild monkeys do not deserve to live in this world" and other words.

Like a fuse, it completely detonated the anger of the people of Yan Kingdom.

"Too lazy to quarrel with you low-class people, our noble Viscount Albert has already opened the marriage room."

"Let you disgusting monkeys see what kind of partner is worthy of the nobles of my empire on which the sun never sets!"

on the screen.

Albert Gray adjusted the bow on his collar.

He twisted the handle of the marriage room and opened the door.

What came into view was a secluded garden.

The air is exceptionally fresh, a breeze blows, carrying a fragrance.

This situation doesn't look like it's dangerous.

Albert used the fire stick as a gentleman's walking stick.

Be graceful and walk with ease.

Although it looks a bit nondescript, even a bit ridiculous.

But at least it is a high-grade weapon, holding it, Albert will not panic.

Along the way, there are many kinds of flowers and plants.

It immediately made Albert feel relaxed and happy.

It seemed that it had just rained.

The flowers and plants are stained with crystal clear drops of water.

The dirt floor was wet.

Albert accidentally stepped in a puddle and soiled his expensive boots.

"I bet that Lord Viscount's partner will be a beautiful flower fairy."

"I feel more like a noble elf princess, this is the daughter of the Viscount's destiny!"

"Keep a low profile, don't make the little monkeys in Yan Kingdom jealous~~"

"Then let them take a good look at what is meant by the demeanor of an English aristocrat."

"I can't wait, I'm eager to know the answer."

The English national looked like he was sure of winning.

Now is their fantasy time.

They all began to calculate the upcoming civilized marriage reward.

Opening champagne at halftime is not a good sign.

In their dictionaries, there is no idiom such as extreme joy begets sorrow.

When Albert was full of excitement, he followed the sound and walked through a field of flowers.

When you finally find a partner who matches your marriage space.

The whole person was stunned.

There seems to be a magnitude [-] earthquake in the pupil.

Even the fire stick, which was used as a walking stick, fell to the ground.

"Baha~ Baha~~"

There was a chewing sound.

It seems that there is someone behind him.

The figure "gurgled" and swallowed the flowers and plants in its mouth.

"Nihao acridine, I am a spouse!"

Her voice was a little sticky and vague, as if a fat baby girl had just woken up.

The shape is very gratifying.

It is somewhat similar to the sound.

It looks like a snail without a shell, with two pairs of antennae and a yellowish-white complexion.

After she finished speaking, she lowered her head and devoured the flowers and plants on the ground.

At close range, you can clearly see the sharp teeth like gears in her mouth.

[You have entered the matrimonial room, you can choose to be a partner with the slime girl "Gaba"! 】

All the audience in front of the screen were shocked.

Especially the English nationals, it is even more difficult to accept this result!
"What kind of slugs, this is clearly a disgusting slug!"

"And that bad name, Gaba?! What the hell? Seriously?"

"Damn it, it's not fair that Xu Lin from Yan Kingdom can get a cute and cute girl with rabbit ears!"

In fact, they also envied Xu Lin, but they were just jealous and didn't want to admit it.

Never expected that the slap in the face came so quickly.

In this regard.

The reaction of Yan Guo audience is:

"Is this the demeanor of the British nobility? Finally, I have seen it."

"Not to mention, seeing Gaba girl like this, I will stand on this team's CP!"

"A golden and jade match, joy descends from the sky!"

"It's a beautiful full moon night here~ Two hearts love each other~~"

"Hahaha, it's still on, stop talking about it, I'm really going to die laughing!!"

"..."

at this time.

Marriage space.

Albert quickly picked up the fire stick, oh no, a candle stick.

"You you you, don't come here."

He yelled loudly regardless of his image, and even fell down several times in the process of retreating.

He was so dirty and unkempt, he looked like a drowned chicken, and he didn't even have the look of an 'noble'.

"What? You seem to be very scared."

A female of the slime tribe named Gaba, with wobbly tentacles and a doubtful voice.

"fire!"

"Yes, it's a bug, so it should be afraid of fire!"

Albert tried to ignite the fire stick, hoping to ignite a flame and burn the evil sticky slug in front of him to death.

As a result, he thought too much.

He is now an ordinary person with no spiritual power at all.

You can't use this star weapon at all.

Just when he saw that the situation was not good and was about to run back home.

Gaba spit out a foul-smelling liquid like sticky phlegm from Gaba's mouth.

Accurately hit Albert, and the whole person was firmly trapped and could not move!
(End of this chapter)