Basketball: Starting from the Rodman template

Chapter 80 How many times do I have to wink before your brother is willing to take me away? (Large chapter on women)

Woody returned to Miami and had another conversation with Pat Riley. He wanted the Heat's trainer to put him on a weight-gaining program.Pat Riley had already expected it: "I have prepared it for you, here is his phone number!"

He handed Woody a trainer business card with his name printed on it in black lead powder:

Tim Grover.

"I don't know if you have heard of him. This is Michael Jordan's personal trainer. When Michael Jordan hadn't retired, he was given an extra sum of money every year, asking him not to provide other players in the NBA. Extra training... I don't think anyone can stimulate your physical potential better than him, I have a good personal relationship with him, and I have already made an appointment with you, just give him a call!"

Woody is not familiar with the circle of trainers, but after listening to Pat Riley's brief introduction, especially the look up of this Kazakh man: Jordan's personal trainer.His eyes were also a little more fiery.

After leaving the arena, he immediately called Grover.

As Pat Riley said, Grover was not at all surprised by his call: "But man, you just finished summer league, you can relax for a couple of days, I still need to perfect the whole plan here. , Pat is too attentive to you, I dare not be careless..."

He hadn't seen Pat Riley call him specifically for other rookies.

Woody: Envious?The phone call at 4:[-] in the morning was changed!
"Enjoy the glamorous beach in Miami first, I will call you when I am done here!"

This is also in line with Woody's own ideas.

Originally, what he wanted was to play for two days and relax. He bought a 5 million mansion in Miami, but Woody hasn't even visited Miami, especially as Grover said...

All kinds of Miami Beach!

It's not like his second uncle, he has been in Miami for more than a month, and this girlfriend has changed three times!

people……

Getting thinner.

Also, there is no plowed field, only exhausted cattle.

What's more, Wu Erzhuang's "cow" is not just "ploughing" in a field.

Father Wu couldn't stand it anymore, so let Wu Erzhuang stop being so "work hard" and play with other tricks.

Wu Erzhuang was also bitter in his heart: "Brother, my brother has been holding back for more than 40 years, and I really can't quit this mouthful recently!"

However, this is the right way. If you really have such strong self-control and a little cleverness, you won't be able to spend so many years in the United States without making any achievements.

For this situation, Woody has actually prepared a way to deal with it long ago, but he hasn't felt something is wrong, so he hasn't let go of the "trick". Now his old father is worried about Wu Erzhuang, and he can't do it anymore. caught.

The method is also very simple:
"Magician" on!

There is such a big example here, let him explain it by example, it will definitely deter Wu Erzhuang.

Sure enough, when Woody was about to go to Miami Beach the next day, Wu Erzhuang hesitated for a while, and finally waved his hand: "Xiao Di, you go and play, Second Uncle is a little tired today, go catch up on sleep!"

Become!

The effect is awesome!
***
Miami Beach is a famous beach in the United States. It is located in the beach city of Miami. It faces Miami across the Biscayne Bay and is connected to it by several cross-sea bridges.

Among them, South Beach is one of the busiest beaches in Miami Beach. Countless young and handsome women gather here every day to enjoy the sun, sea breeze and...

Turbulent youth!
Woody rented a room at the nearby Holiday Inn for three days, and Wade was with him.

This matter had been discussed on the plane back from Orlando.

It's just that Wade was very excited at the time, but at this moment Wade doesn't look so excited.

because……

Wade's wife, Theo Vaughn, also followed.

His imagination of Miami Beach's various styles can only be imagined.

I can only lie on the beach chair, blow the sea breeze, and drink drinks...

Doesn't he sleep well at home?
What made him most uncomfortable was that Woody was lying next to him. He had no female companion, and from time to time a hot woman would come up to strike up a conversation.

But this kid doesn't know how to flatter him, so he likes to ignore it!

What is the pain that you only understand when you lose it!

Have a day you kid regrets!
Wade couldn't bear it anymore and chose to wear sunglasses. Although he still couldn't touch them, he could still enjoy his eyes...

Woody has lived here for two days, and the outside world has changed a lot in these two days.

The "Karl Malone Leaving Salt Lake City Incident", which had been considered just a media gimmick before, has undergone major changes!

No one thought that Karl Malone really chose to leave the Jazz and then joined the Los Angeles Lakers.When this news was exposed, it immediately caused a huge commotion in the entire league.

The Utah media even published an article denouncing Karl Malone, believing that he had betrayed Salt Lake City.

"We can accept him leaving, but we don't accept him joining the Los Angeles Lakers!"

The Jazz and the Lakers don't have much grievances. In the past few decades, the two teams have only met twice in the playoffs, one in 88 and one in 98.

This time in 98, the Jazz also swept the Lakers, giving Shaq O'Neal the fifth "sweep" in his career.

but……

That was Los Angeles, and Karl Malone would rather lose the "evening festival" and go to a big city, which could easily hurt Utah's fragile self-esteem as a small city!
Many media called this transaction "earthquake level"!
Los Angeles originally had an "OK" combination, and now there is an extra Karl Malone who averaged 20 plus 10 per game last season. In the words of TNT commentator Kenny Smith:
"I don't even know how to lose!"

Barkley sneered: "Karl Malone is really not like the star of the 90s. He lost the backbone of the older generation of stars. Even if I can't win the championship, I won't call Michael Jordan!"

Karl Malone touched his big elbow, so that Barkley had the ability to come to him and say these words, and in the face of criticism from the outside world, he only responded with one sentence:
"Now I can give up everything, as long as I can win the championship!"

He defined his move as "breaking the boat"!
His old teammate, Stockton, who has worked with him for 19 years as one of the "Utah Shuangsha", did not reprimand him for his behavior with any radical remarks, but silently announced his "retirement".

The Jazz's 19-year "Utah Shuangsha" era came to an end.

No one expected that it would be such a way of parting.

Head coach Jerry Sloan said two days after the incident: "There will still be their bronze statues in front of this arena, and the two of them are still inseparable marks in the history of the Jazz team. Any decision the two make will be supported 100%!"

Another piece of news that has attracted a lot of attention from the outside world is related to Carmelo Anthony.

As the "Peerless Double Pride", the "Pride of Heaven" who led the team to clear the "NCAA copy" with a single core in his freshman year, Carmelo Anthony also participated in the Rocky Mountain Summer League with the team. His performance so far can be said to be excellent. The most stable rookie in the 03 class, averaging 20.6 points, 4.3 rebounds and 3.4 assists per game, and his shooting percentage is also around 48%.

What level is this?

For example, LeBron James, who played two summer league games in Orlando, averaged only 37% of his shots per game!

Wade played three games, and his shooting percentage was just over 40%...

The management of the Nuggets is really waking up from a dream these days.

In the discussion about "Best Rookie", his name also came to the first place on the list.

Of course, every family has a difficult book to read. Carmelo Anthony, who performed well in the field, was exposed by the media a few days ago, and seems to be involved with some gangsters.

The image problem is what the league president is most concerned about now. The Nuggets management is really afraid that David Stern will target Carmelo Anthony.

The good news is that, at least for now, no reporter has photographed evidence...

They have also been communicating with the Anthony team to keep them off the court.

After staying in Miami Beach for two days, Woody received a call from Grover. The "weight gain plan" specially customized for him has almost been perfected, and he can officially start training in the next few days.

When Wade heard that Woody was going back to training, he also planned to leave, but Theo Vaughan wanted to play for a few more days.

Woody has been in contact with Vaughn several times in the past two days. It is very clear that these sisters are not easy to get along with. He told Wade that they are childhood sweethearts, but because of Wade’s family, he has been boarding at this girlfriend’s house during high school. , it can be regarded as being supported for a period of time.

People who depend on others will inevitably depend on other people's faces.

Wade was no exception. When the two of them were together, it was almost always Wade who looked at Vaughn.

Vaughan wants to play for two more days, but he can only enjoy the sea breeze for a few more days.

In the evening, he managed to get some time from Vaughan, and he was going to take Woody to a nearby lively bar for a while, as a farewell.

After hearing his proposal, Woody almost rolled his eyes to the sky.

Are you saying goodbye to me?
I'm ashamed to expose you!

Sure enough, as soon as he entered the nightclub, there was no one there, and when Woody saw him again, he had already chatted with a hot girl in red clothes and red lips.The whole big cheek is full of excitement.

He can be regarded as alive!

"Woody?"

An unexpected female voice came, and Woody turned his head to look:

Slightly messy curly hair, captivating "fox eyes", and tanned dark brown skin add a bit of sexiness, coupled with this bold and scantily clad outfit, the hotness is revealing, which makes people unable to resist Want to throat.

Megan Fox!
"Why are you here?"

"I still want to ask you? Aren't you playing in Orlando?" Seeing that she had not mistaken the person, Megan took the initiative to sit on the high stool next to Woody.

Her height is not too high, she looks only about 1 meters, but her body proportion is very good, coupled with a pair of high heels five or six centimeters high, the curves of her legs are extraordinarily slender.

Under the dim lights of the nightclub, there is another layer of temptation.

"Are you paying attention to me?" Woody glanced at her indistinctly, and asked after listening to her words.

"Of course, you are a big star who has been rumored with me, can I not pay attention?"

"Huh~"

Woody chuckled and didn't answer.

Megan Fox found another topic: "How long have you been here?" Positive and proactive.

"Today should be the third day!"

"Has it been so many days? I haven't met you before, and I've been here for several days."

"Hmm... This is the first time I've come to a nightclub here..."

Woody chatted with Megan Fox, and turned to look at Wade's position. Unexpectedly, his absent-minded appearance "annoyed" Megan Fox. She moved closer, red lips Almost stuck to Woody's ear:

"I said, how many times do I have to wink before your brother is willing to take me away? We have met three times, and the scandal has been spread twice. Don't you want to have something happen to me?"

damn it!
Are you a man!
Megan Fox almost "cursed" these words!
Woody: "..."

***
The night when I could write [-] words has passed.

Early the next morning, as soon as Woody woke up, he received a call from "Magic" Johnson, with a mean tone: "Man, it seems that you had a good time in Miami Beach!"

"Congratulations, you're in the newspaper again!"

Although Woody was not surprised, he still sighed in his heart: The American paparazzi is really everywhere!
The naked Megan Fox next to her seemed to have been woken up by Johnson's phone call, showing a lazy smile, and leaned towards Woody. Unexpectedly, after answering the phone, Woody sat up and put on his clothes. The side of the clothes said to her: "I'll leave later, I will stay in this hotel until 12 noon, you can still sleep for a while!"

Megan Fox looked at him pulling up his pants and refusing to recognize him, and cursed angrily: "Men are all the same, no matter how many times they have been, or the first time!"

Seeing Woody explain things so proficiently, she circled her fingers on the white sheet, and asked suspiciously: "Is this really your first time?"

This expression looks more like a little fox!
Woody glanced at her: "It's true..."

He couldn't help but think of Megan Fox's joyful expression when he heard last night that it was his first time, and the phrase "Then I made money again", and he couldn't help shaking his head slightly.

It was the first time that it was taken away by the "bottom girl".

However, he glanced at Megan Fox again.

The place where the quilt deliberately did not cover...

At least it's much better than the "bottom girl" in high school.

There is also a difference between "lower head girl" and "lower head girl"!
I feel much better.

Megan Fox watched Woody packed up and was about to leave with his bag, and suddenly said, "Shall we leave a contact information?"

Woody didn't speak, and answered her with his expression:

is this necessary?

Megan Fox resisted the urge to throw the pillow at Woody, lifted the quilt, and showed off her capital: "Don't worry, I'm not at the level of rushing back, I won't rely on you, Just leave a contact information, will it kill you?"

This man even asked him humbly last night, why is it so annoying to wear clothes!

Woody scratched his cheeks, although he thought to himself: That's not sure.But still left contact information for Megan Fox.

In the afternoon, rumors about his affair with Megan Fox became louder.

Ben Wallace also specially made a phone call: "It's alright, boy, you've already met a female star so soon!"

There is a bit of envy in the tone.

It is really difficult for a blue-collar player like him to attract the attention of female stars, especially one with a look like Megan Fox.

Woody felt that this had nothing to do with the style of the game. Rodman is also a blue-collar worker, so he still thrives among the women in the entertainment industry?
and so……

"Ben, if you shave your afro head, I promise..."

"Dudududu!"

Ben Wallace proved with practical actions that what is meant by "hair is like siblings, women are like clothes", women can have no, but "explosive head" must be there!
　I will mark the chapters with women, brothers who don't want to watch don't need to subscribe.

　　First update today.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)