Traveling through the 80s and marrying a rough man

Chapter 541 Heads-up, dare you?

Strange things happen every year, especially this year.

There are those who force the children to work, those who force the children to go to school, those who chase the children to feed them, and today, there are those who force the children to pee!
Liu Qiushou endured the discomfort of the magic sound piercing his ears, "Dad, give me a dime for peeing!"

real?Then he will try again!

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"One piece, one piece!"

"Wow wow, I can't urinate!"

Anxious Liu Bao stomped his feet.

The more I want to pee, the more I can't pee.

The father and son remained in a stalemate until after nine o'clock in the evening, when Liu Qiushou gave up and helped his son pull up his pants.

"It's okay, we won't urinate if we can't urinate." At worst, he would go and sit on the ideological work of Liu Lang and Liu Hu.

No matter how hard it is, you can't suffer children, no matter how poor you can be, you can't be poor in education, and no matter how short you are, you can't lack children's urine!

Liu Bao, who finally stopped crying, burst into tears again.

"Why are you crying, I don't want it anymore!" I still cry if I don't want it!

"Woooooo, I want money, but the money is gone!"

He knows that money can buy delicious food, and if he can't urinate, it means that he has no money and can't buy delicious food. Can he not be sad?

Liu Qiu looked up at the sky, he should be the one who should feel uncomfortable and hopeless.

Why are there tears in his eyes, because he was forced by his youngest son!
In the middle of the night, some people were asleep, and the boy didn't catch his urine, so he had to be carried to the yard to play on a swing to stop crying.

Liu Bao is not afraid of heights, the higher he swings the more he likes it, just like flying in the air.

He flew to the highest point again and again, laughing loudly, and suddenly, the laughter stopped abruptly.

"Daddy, I want to pee!"

Make money, he can!
However, Liu Qiushou thought that his younger son would not be able to urinate, so he went to negotiate with Liu Lang and Liu Hu.

Liu Bao had no choice but to yell, "Daddy, daddy, daddy! I want to pee!"

Liu Lang and Liu Hu sat side by side on the bed, opposite Liu Qiushou who was talking eloquently.

"What Dad wants is not your urine, but your strength! When Dad exposes her true face and prevents more people from being deceived, you will also have a share in this honor!"

What a feat!
Young people, have a sense of social responsibility, okay?

Liu Hu: "But Dad, we don't want honor, it's nothing compared to losing face."

What do you do if your friends at school find out, take off his pants and make him pee on the spot?

The little girls at school didn't like him anymore, and even avoided him!
"...Why don't you pee on Dad, and Dad will say it belongs to Xiao Bao?"

At this moment, Liu Bao's heart-piercing cry came from outside.

Liu Lang and Liu Hu seem to have met a savior.

"Father, did you hear that Xiaobao is here, so go find him!"

The two of them pushed Liu Qiushou out of the door and locked him inside. Now let's see how Dad will force them to pee.

Hearing that Liu Bao could urinate, Liu Qiushou ignored the two sons and hurried to the yard.

When he ran to the bottom of the swing, he didn't hear Liu Bao shouting, only Liu Bao crying.

The swing was too high, and it took a long time to stop without help.

I saw that the swing continued to swing slowly, but without the thrust, it got lower and lower.

A pattering stream of water also drew an arc in midair.

When it stopped completely, the water flow disappeared.

The father and son stared with wide eyes.

Liu Qiushou: "Son, where are you peeing? Hurry up!"

The broken bowl was placed on the ground, indicating that he would still pee in it.

Liu Bao: "..."

Woohoo, I cried even more sadly.

"Father, why did you come so slowly, I, I can't hold back, I'm done peeing!"

How painful it is to hold back urine, whoever holds it knows.

He is also a child, he couldn't pee before, but now the amount is like a flood, breaking through the gate after a few strokes, he can't hold it back at all!

Woohoo, his one dollar, his delicious food!

The more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I became, and the more I cried, the louder I cried.

Another, louder cry followed.

Liu Bao stopped crying instead, "Father, why are you crying?"

He didn't lose another dollar.

"I'm crying, why is it so difficult for me to get some boy pee!"

A pair of smelly shoes were thrown on Liu Qiushou's face.

"Howling! You want to become a wolf!"

Liu Qiushou looked at the moon in the sky, he wanted to turn into a wolf, so why would he need to pee like a child, he just sat down on the old woman, scratched her paws, and she disarmed and surrendered.

Although there were many twists and turns, on the second day, the peach wood, rooster blood, boy urine, and talisman papers were all collected.

Among them, the peach wood is a broken stool leg, which is in the shape of an upside-down L. Miao Cuixiang wants to make it into a stick and get that section down.

"No, that's pretty easy!"

Liu Qiushou took L's short leg and played it twice, successfully hitting himself on the forehead.

"Hiss, mother, let's get it down."

As expected of peach wood, it hurts more than ordinary wood to beat someone.

As for the talisman paper, Liu Qiushou went to the paper maker to buy cinnabar and yellow paper at a place that sells valuable paper.

A large family cut paper for him for most of the night, big and small.

Liu Qiushou poured all the cinnabar into a small bowl and poured water.

If there is too much water, add cinnabar, if there is too much cinnabar, add water... Finally, I managed to use up all the cinnabar and made a big red bowl.

Pick up a brush and dip it in cinnabar, good luck!
He didn't hold back a single stroke until a drop of cinnabar dripped on the yellow paper.

No way, I can't draw it, so I just grabbed a handful of yellow paper and put it all in!Dyed red!
Miao Cuixiang: "...is this really possible?"

"I'll do it if I say yes! Can a few strokes with a pen compare to the cinnabar on my entire paper? Naive!"

Miao Cuixiang: "..."

Never mind him, let's go together!
After lunch, Liu Lang and Liu Hu went to school.

"Grandma, if you can't beat me, run away, don't worry about my father!"

Liu Qiushou is young and has a strong body. Even if his arms and legs are broken, he can just take care of him. Miao Cuixiang and Liu Laogao can't do it.

Besides, parents can have offspring, but grandparents only have this pair!
Liu Qiushou: He is really a big brother!
Miao Cuixiang: "Grandma knows, the child is grown up, and I know how to love grandma! Don't worry, grandpa and grandma have never met anyone who can't do it in this life! Let's go!"

As soon as the canteen was closed, several people walked towards the blind old woman's residence aggressively.

Along the way, I also followed many people who were going to watch the excitement.

Seeing that Liu Qiushou is the main contributor, let him take the lead.

I saw him wearing a blue and black cloth jacket with several patches, black cloth shoes on his feet, bulging pockets, and two bottles on a rope on his shoulders, one black and red, the other yellow, in his hand He is also leaning on a stool and crutches, very much like the elders of the beggar gang in the martial arts comics, with a bit of aura.

I thought that the blind old lady would not dare to come out, but unexpectedly she was sitting in front of the gate, crossed her legs, on a wide chair, and there were two men and two women standing behind her, all of them looked fierce.

As soon as the two parties met, they confirmed their eyes, as if they were about to fight.

Liu Qiushou took two steps forward, saw her iconic one-eyed eye covered with a cloth scarf, clacked, slapped her arms and legs vigorously with both hands, turned around, and hooked her fingers.

"It's the one you came to our house to find trouble, and cursed everyone in our family to have trouble? Come on, one-on-one, dare you!"

(End of this chapter)