Traveling through the 80s and marrying a rough man

Chapter 540 Woohoo, I Can't Pee Out

"Have you heard, the shop that opened the canteen met the blind old lady who told fortunes!"

"What the hell? She runs a canteen and can do something to a blind old woman. Just watch, maybe something will happen to her house in two days!"

Offending no one can offend fortune-tellers who read things, this thing would rather be believed than not, it is evil!

Oh, the canteen has not been open for a long time, if it turns yellow, wouldn't they have to go a long way to buy oil, salt, sauce and vinegar.

Grandma Zhao heard it and supported Liu Qiushou.

"Nonsense, Mr. Liu Da is also very powerful, and he showed me very accurately! That blind old woman is a liar!"

"Hahaha, what's the point! My neighbor's child is in the same class as Liu Hu. She said that his daughter-in-law said it herself during the parent-teacher meeting. If anything catches ghosts, it will only make his son urinate. I will too!"

You are not a child, you will be a fart!

Grandma Zhao is already a loyal supporter of Liu Qiushou, so hearing her say that is naturally not happy.

"It's also a skill to pee, but the blind old woman can't!"

That's right, I've never heard of her throwing urine.

"Everyone is throwing rooster blood and urinating, only a countryman can do such a dirty thing!"

Grandma Zhao couldn't talk to them, and went back to the shoe store out of breath.

No, she's going to ask Liu Qiushou when to expose the blind old woman's true colors, and she wants to help cheer!

That night, Miao Cuixiang convened a sub-meeting of the Liu Family Committee. Although there were only the old couple and Liu Qiushou's family in attendance, it was enough.

This is not only a family meeting, but also a pep meeting.

"After lunch tomorrow, the canteen will be closed for half a day! Let's all go to cheer for the boss, fuck the blind woman to death!"

"But grandma, my elder brother and I both go to school, why don't we change it to Sunday!" Liu Hu said.

"Change whatever you want, tomorrow! You just need to support it in your heart!"

If the blind old woman dares to curse the Liu family like this, she must be prepared to fight back and endure their stormy counterattack!
It's still Sunday, and I can't wait for a quarter of an hour!

If they hadn't made some preparations, they would have done her today, and the blind old woman wouldn't want to see the sun tomorrow!

"Liu Qiushou, are you confident?" Miao Cuixiang asked full of air.

Liu Qiushou: "...not very much."

What the hell?
What a mess!

After doing this for so long, why is he still wilting!

"You tell me that again!"

"Mother, it's really not very good. I don't know how deep her skill is! In our profession, the older you are, the deeper your skill is. The big sword I usually use is not here. How can I deal with her? People When you go to the battlefield, you have to bring a knife."

Deal with a fart, that's a liar, just go up and do it!

No matter what you do, momentum is the most important thing. Seeing Liu Qiushou like this, Miao Cuixiang made the decision.

"Whatever you want, we will prepare it for you!"

With momentum, you will definitely be invincible!
The big deal is that if they beat them and the whole family goes up together, I don't believe that that bad old woman can't be cured!
Let her taste the power of Honghe village bully!

What, it's unfair that so many people bully one?

Has the village bully talked about fairness in fighting?
Besides, they are also killing harm for the people!
"That's okay. I want a big sword, preferably peach wood, and rooster blood, boy urine, and talisman paper!"

Peach wood is hard to find, and rooster blood is hard to find.

They haven't had time to raise chickens yet, but they can buy a big rooster and kill it for themselves.

As for baby urine...

Several people stared at Liu Lang and Liu Hu together.

Miao Cuixiang showed a smile, which could be called kind, but in Liu Lang and Liu Hu's eyes, she was the old witch in the story that my aunt told Tian Bao.

"Wolf, tiger!"

Both of them shivered together.

"Grandma, can you stop doing this, we are scared!"

These two little bastards, she is called gentle, gentle, understand?There is nothing to be afraid of!

Miao Cuixiang slapped the table down, "You two take off your pants and pee! Fully support your father's great cause!"

Liu Lang and Liu Hu feel comfortable, this is their milk.

Both of them held down their trousers together.

"Grandma, it's over if you go up and beat her up. She's an old lady, but she can still hold your fist? Why do you want to pee like a child? It's so embarrassing."

Is this what Liu Hu can say?

"There's nothing to be ashamed of. In the village, didn't you two take off your pants and piss to cooperate with your father?"

The two of them looked like they couldn't bear to look back on the past, and they didn't want to mention it again.

"We are not what we used to be! At that time, we were young and ignorant. If my father took out a boy to urinate tomorrow, the neighbors would definitely guess that it was us who urinated, and asked us how to behave in school."

Yo, the child has grown up and knows how to be shy.

Liu Qiushou said quietly: "I don't think you two are boys anymore!" Otherwise, why didn't you urinate on him as a boy!
Don't know if this is his trump card?
Liu Lang Liu Hu: "..."

Their father had such a rich imagination that they were speechless.

Liu Qiushou turned pale with shock: "No way, no way, you are really not boys anymore? Tell me, which little goblin lied to you? It must be because I chased away so many goblins and was not convinced. I came here to harm you on purpose!"

The two best sons of Liu Qiushou, a master monster catcher, were murdered by goblins. Where should he put his face?
"Get out of here! What nonsense!" Miao Cuixiang kicked the chattering Liu Qiushou away, "I don't know my grandson, how old are they, and what do they understand? Do you know what it means to be a boy? "

The two shook their heads in unison.

She just said it!

"They don't urinate on you, don't they still have little leopards?"

Knowing that Liu Lang and Liu Hu are still boys, Liu Qiushou heaves a sigh of relief. Hearing Miao Cuixiang's words, yes, he still has Little Leopard!

Xiaobao is young, so the power of boy urine must be greater, so he is the only one!

Others went to buy roosters to buy roosters, and those who went to look for peach trees went to look for peach trees. Liu Lang and Liu Hu ran back to his room and closed the door, fearing that they would be tied up and forced to take urine.

Holding a bowl with a gap, Liu Qiushou pressed towards Liu Bao step by step until his thin body pressed against the wall.

Liu Bao: I have a bad feeling.

"Little Leopard, Daddy's good son! Give Daddy some piss in this bowl, tomorrow Daddy is going to beat the big bad guy!"

Half an hour passed.

An hour has passed.

Two hours passed again.

The bowl is still clean.

Liu Qiushou went from sitting, to lying down, and even lying on the ground, and he almost shouted to Liu Bao, "Ancestor, you should pee quickly!"
Usually, he soaks it once in a while, especially when he is wrapped in diapers, the most he washes is eight yuan a day!Why doesn't he urinate now, it must be blocked!

Urinary stones at a young age? !
After Liu Qiushou hugged Liu Bao, he simply took off his pants and pointed at the broken bowl, "Pee!"

Liu Bao's brows also became more and more wrinkled, and then suddenly he burst into tears.

"Whoa, I can't pee!"

(End of this chapter)