Traveling through the 80s and marrying a rough man

Chapter 416 Did you fall into the latrine last night?

Chapter 416 Did you fall into the latrine last night?

"It's almost Chinese New Year, are you two planning to let me have a good New Year, or is there too much food these days, which has fattened your guts!"

Although Miao Cuixiang's voice was still suppressed, because she was afraid of waking up the fourth daughter-in-law, her furrowed brows and fierce eyes were all expressing her anger.

This anger turned into a giant dragon, and roared straight at Liu Laogao. After all, he was the one who spilled the spittoon, and a lot of it was left in their room, and the pungent smell hit his brain.

Miao Cuixiang tore some paper and stuffed it into her nose, which could help.

That's right, I was so angry that the paper was not torn properly, leaving behind a whisker-shaped tail, which floated with me whenever I spoke or panted.

"Hahaha, mother, you are very envious of my little daughter-in-law, do you also want to be a pig? It would be more perfect if it was replaced with green onions!"

A pig with green onions inserted into its nose can become an elephant, ah elephant!
What the hell, she is also called a pig!
"Smack him for me, shut your mouth and beat him!"

Excuse me first, let's talk when I'm happy!

Liu Laogao knew that he had made a mistake, and wanted to make up for it, all because of Liu Qiushou. If he hadn't knocked on the door in the dead of night, would he have thrown the spittoon, and would his wife be angry?

Immediately, he took his stinky sock and stuffed it into Liu Qiushou's mouth.

Liu Qiushou: "No, no, no!"

He rolled his eyes while screaming, smelly!

I also want to reach out and pick the sock out.

"If you dare to pick it, I will ask your father to pick it again tomorrow during the day, and let you shout enough!"

Liu Qiushou had no choice but to withdraw his hand, holding the stinky socks with tears in his mouth, and he had to be careful not to swallow the saliva stained with the stinky socks.

Dad, hit him lightly, your dearest eldest son is still having diarrhea!

clap clap clap!
He took off the thick padded jacket on his body, and was wearing a thin padded jacket underneath, just right, the sound of itching and hitting his hair was relatively dull, so he wouldn't disturb others.

lighter?

impossible!

Liu Laogao flattered Miao Cuixiang, and it was too late for her to vent her anger, how could it be easy!
Enmity is there, it does not decrease but increases, if it is not discounted, it is because he has no ability!
Pooh!Liu Laogao even spat on the palm of his hand twice.

Hitting people, he is a professional!

Bamboo boards hurt my body, even if I'm wearing a thin padded jacket.

Liu Laogao just has the strength and skill to make the pain wear through the padded jacket.

He can't help it, these monkeys have practiced since they were young!
Don't feel pain or fear, you can get off the kang just after smoking and continue to rebel.

Miao Cuixiang simply sat up, surrounded by a quilt like a zongzi, and only set up a small table next to her, with a small pot of tea, drinking tea while watching a play, it was a very refreshing show.

That's right, it's fine to drink tea, even if you block your nose to make the smell less, it still stinks!She couldn't drink it.

Liu Qiushou was lying on the ground with his head in his arms, his mouth was stuffed with stinky socks, his nose was full of foul smell, his front body was cold against the ground, his back and buttocks were slapping each other, it was really hot and cold Ultimate experience.

"No no no!"

Don't spank, turn around and spray out the stuff that hurts in the stomach!

"No no no!"

Reach out and beg to squat down to fight, and if you lie down again, you will really be a jet fighter!
Liu Qiushou doesn't want to be a Splatoon, because Mother will be even more angry and the consequences will be more serious!

After all, the itching and scratching was light, so Miao Cuixiang didn't stop beating until half an hour. Liu Qiushou was finally able to take out the stinky socks, and the first thing he did was to spit.

Nonsence!

Oops, spit on his dad's shoe.

"Hey, hey, hey, Daddy, I'll brush your shoes tomorrow." She smiled flatteringly, and rubbed the upper of her shoes with her sleeve.

Anyway, his clothes have to be washed.

"What are you doing knocking on the door at night?" Miao Cuixiang asked.

Woohoo, Liu Qiushou wants to cry again.

Mother, you can finally let your son state his grievances!

"I have diarrhea, so I just want an antidiarrheal medicine!"

Chen Mei must have played tricks on him on Apple, otherwise how could he have diarrhea!

What happened tonight was all Chen Mei's fault!
Hey, after such a long time, it seems that the stomach is not uncomfortable anymore, and the diarrhea has healed!
Here comes the question, is it the effect of being splashed with a spittoon or a beating?
The philosopher, Autumn Harvest Trovsky Liu, has yet another problem with his universe-carrying brain.

And it is very simple to study, but the premise is that someone has diarrhea.

Ah!
Finally, an easy-to-crack problem loomed.

Liu Qiushou: I want to crack it crazily!
To be on the safe side, he took antidiarrheal medicine, Miao Cuixiang let him go back, and Liu Laogao was left.

When Miao Cuixiang stared at him, Liu Laogao's heart trembled.

"I read ghost stories and thought it was a ghost, so... when I get up tomorrow, I will wipe the floor clean, it doesn't smell at all!"

Miao Cuixiang knew about this, and he had just started reading. Although he had left the illiterate team, Liu Laogao still didn't know many words. He looked up the dictionary while reading, and it was a bit difficult.

He also agreed to tell her the first story after reading it.

"The fourth daughter-in-law must clean up before she gets up for breakfast!"

Disgusted, what should the fourth daughter-in-law do if she can't eat?

And the disgusting one is not alone, there is also the little daughter of the Liu family in her stomach!
"Row!"

Liu Laogao agreed very simply.

Seeing Miao Cuixiang lying down wrapped in a quilt, "What are you doing waiting there, why don't you hurry up and turn off the lights to sleep!"

Said and yawned.

These days are exhausting, if you rebel in the middle of the night, you should fight!

Does this count as not being angry with him?

Liu Laogao hurriedly went to the kang and turned off the lights, and gave his wife a peaceful sleep.

In the morning, before anyone got up to make breakfast, Liu Laogao started yawning, wiped the floor several times, then woke up Miao Cuixiang, opened the window, lighted the dried wormwood left over in summer, and then closed it. When Xu Xiaoyun got up, he didn't realize what happened last night.

just feel...

"Mom, I seem to smell a wormwood smell?"

The smell of wormwood is not bad at all, and everyone is used to it, but Chen Mei woke up to the stench this morning.

Strange, where does the smell come from!

Look at Xiaobao's urine ring, it's wet, change it for him, take out the old one and soak it in the basin, but the smell still lingers in the room.

After searching for a long time, I finally found the source of the taste!
Isn't that Liu Qiushou's cotton-padded jacket?

Randomly thrown aside.

Shake it away with your hands, it's not because she didn't notice it at first, but the big dark circle is too big, you can't see a map on it if you don't shake it to the edge of the map, and the more you shake it, the more it smells. Heavy.

The stove in Liu's house was burning very hot, and there was a lot of briquettes to buy.

After several hours of "baking", the urine stains on the clothes and pants have dried up, the door is closed, and the smell is perfectly volatile in the air, no wonder the smell...

vomit!
"Liu Qiushou, you fell into the latrine last night!"

This guy was still sleeping in the middle of the night last night, heavy and heavy, and was pushed several times before he woke up.

The moment I woke up, the sore feeling on my back was a thrill!

Ah, what kind of injustice woke him up!Or sleep happily!

(End of this chapter)

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