Chapter 415

Miao Cuixiang took the apple she had bitten a few bites over and pushed open the door, only to see the two of them fighting together.

Liu Qiushou pulled Chen Mei's hair, Chen Mei bit Liu Qiushou's ear, and kicked the apple with her four feet.

A good fragrant apple will be kicked into a smell of stinky feet.

Apple: It's just an ordinary little apple. What did you do wrong to treat it like this?
"What are you doing! You, let go of your hand! You, let go of your mouth! Give me the apple if you don't want to eat it. Do you need to fight here for not eating the apple?"

The two obediently listened to the training.

Liu Qiushou: "Wrong, wrong, it's not that we both don't want to eat apples, but we both want to eat them."

"If you want to eat it, just step on it!" Miao Cuixiang didn't wash it, and cut the apple in half with a knife, "Then give it to me, and I'll watch you eat it!"

The two held the apple and looked at each other with disgust written on their faces.

Both despise each other's stinky feet.

Liu Qiushou: "Mom, let's eat after washing. People say that if you don't wash, you will easily get upset."

Chen Mei: "Yes, mother, we have to learn from Xiao Si, Xiao Si's wife, and Xiao Zhou, and be a good boy who loves cleanliness!"

The opinions of the couple finally reached an unprecedented consensus.

"I'm still a child. Where does the face say that I am a child? Is there a child as old as you? If you want to wash it, why don't you wash it away!"

Liu Qiushou handed half an apple to Chen Mei and asked her to wash it together.

It's just washing an apple, is it necessary to go to two people?
Chen Mei didn't care to wash it for him, but Miao Cuixiang was still standing there watching, it was not worth being scolded for this matter, so she took it and took it to wash.

My own one was specially washed and rubbed twice, and Liu Qiushou's one was rinsed with water casually and it was done.

Holding the Apple, Liu Qiushou looked at it for a long time, and then at Chen Mei.

"You didn't deliberately change it to the smaller half for me, did you?"

She didn't change it!

"Mother is the fairest, the cuts are all about the same size!"

As he spoke, his eyes went straight to Miao Cuixiang.

Mother, listen, what I said was good, good!
Liu Qiushou: "I just think this is small, I want to eat yours!"

Wash yourself clean!She won't eat his!

Seeing that the two were about to fight again, Miao Cuixiang coughed.

Why, take her as a dummy!
The two had no choice but to eat each other's food honestly, and Apple didn't get it back in the end.

Miao Cuixiang walked away with a tiger's face after watching them finish eating, and said to Liu Laogao.

"You still love your daughter-in-law!"

Let Liu Qiushou be happy, fortunately he is her son, he crawled out of her belly, at most he can be hit or cursed a few times, but nothing can change the fact that they are mother and son.

If her Miao Cuixiang's husband had slapped her and divorced earlier, her mother wouldn't be so angry.

The northwest wind in the first few days of the new year seems to be particularly harsh, and it is blowing with red and white faces, conveying New Year blessings thousands of miles away.

Liu Qiushou: Ah bah, I don't want such a blessing, send it away!

It is really not a pleasant thing to go to the latrine in such a cold day, especially at night when you have a stomachache.

Around one o'clock in the morning, Liu Qiushou woke up with abdominal pain.

At that time, he was still lying in the warm blanket, only felt stomach cramps, and at the same time there was a gurgling sound inside.

I really don't want to leave the warm bed, sometimes my stomach hurts for a while, and it passes.

So he turned over, held his stomach and endured it, but not only was his mother not getting better, but it was getting more and more painful, and there was something desperately trying to get out of the closed door.

With no other choice, he quickly put on his clothes and trousers, wrapped himself in a big padded jacket, opened the door, and faced the cold wind.

Ah, it's so cold, I want to go back to bed!
But the still gurgling stomach didn't allow him to go back to bed.

"Winter is here, can spring be far behind?"

Liu Qiushou recalled what Zhou Qiao said. It seemed that he didn't say it, but it did come from him...don't care!

"Spring is here, spring is here, spring is here!"

He unbuttoned his trouser belt and squatted down. It didn't take long for his buttocks to be blown like ice cubes. Goosebumps came out. Liu Qiushou could only comfort and deceive himself in this way.

He looked at the starry sky, caressing the north wind...but that didn't change the situation of cold, hungry and numb legs.

Squatting in the open-air toilet at night in winter, whoever squats will know.

Wait, why would he think of being hungry?
Squatting in a hut is not the most terrifying thing, the most terrifying thing is that he has a stomachache. After squatting, he took off his clothes and just returned to the warm bed to lie down for a while, his stomach hurts again!

Dangdang.

The regular knock on the door gradually turned into a constant knock, just like the hanged ghost who still had enough breath at the beginning, but then only breathed out but not breathed in.

Miao Cuixiang woke up Liu Laogao, "Did you hear someone knocking on the door?"

Just after finishing speaking, there was another bang!
Have!
Not only that, but knocking on their door!

The ghost knocks on the door in the middle of the night!
Liu Laogao couldn't help but think of this sentence.

Who let him, who had escaped from the illiterate ranks, recently read the ancient and wonderful book "Liaozhai" again?
It's really getting better and better.

"Daughter-in-law, don't move, I'll open the door!"

Miao Cuixiang didn't know that Liu Laogao had such a rich inner world, and it was not surprising that there were noises in winter, and the wind was blowing, and if it was bad, there would be thieves.

Mother Chen is an example!

Come and catch one by one, and try to make the police station full of thieves!Make a contribution to building a safe village and welcoming the New Year!
It was so cold outside, Miao Cuixiang didn't want to come out, and shrank back into the bed.

Don't turn on the lights when you fight ghosts.

Liu Laogao stretched out his hand to scratch the itch on the edge of the kang, and held the spittoon with the other hand.

Cough, although he is no longer a virgin, maybe it can be useful?
After a long silence, the door rang again. At this moment, Liu Qiushou opened the door abruptly, and directly threw the spittoon in his hand at the shadow leaning against the door!

"what!"

"Kill you, kill you, kill you!"

Then, it was an itch.

"Father, why did you hit me?"

Liu Qiushou was wronged and cried!
He just finished the third trip to the latrine, and actually knocked on the door after the second trip, wanting to ask his mother for medicine for diarrhea.

In the middle of the night, I was afraid of being beaten, so I knocked gently and slowly.

After knocking on the door for a long time without opening, I wanted to go to the latrine again.

After squatting for the third time, his legs were weak and he had no strength. He was really like a hanged ghost who only breathed out but not breathed in. He knocked on the door lazily.

After finally opening the door, a spittoon was thrown over him and he was beaten.

It's his own father!
If he had known that he would still be beaten in the end, he would have knocked him up long ago!

And what's the point of throwing him a spittoon?

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooery
"Father, I'm your dearest eldest son, father!" Liu Qiushou hugged Liu Laogao's thigh with a crying voice, and secretly rubbed on his pants.

Miao Cuixiang turned on the light, "What are you two doing!"

In the middle of the night, it is normal for Liu Qiushou to be nervous, so what is Liu Laogao doing!

(End of this chapter)

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