Traveling through the 80s and marrying a rough man

Chapter 341 We Are Doing Good Deeds and Sending Blessings

Chapter 341 We Are Doing Good Deeds and Sending Blessings

After throwing it for a while, Liu Lu and Liu Qiu's dung was finished.

But Zhou Shan and Chen Rui's pain has not stopped.

Not only are there still people who continue to throw dung, they have a unique advantage, that is, they are all from their own village, and if they want to throw dung, there are plenty of them!

There are also freshly pulled ones when you go home and squat down, guaranteed to be fresh and hot!

They want to give the couple the most sincere blessings!
"Don't throw it away! I'll be angry if I throw it again!" Chen Rui vomited more violently, and even tilted her head, she would vomit a few mouthfuls on the road next to her.

Someone shouted, "Morning sickness, morning sickness!"

It is confirmed that Chen Rui is pregnant and it is a broken shoe.

"I'm not!" The explanation was as feeble as her tone.

"Work harder, maybe you can have a baby on the spot at the door of Zhou Shan's house!"

Others said, "Why are you so angry! You are a broken shoe and a good man like Zhou Shan is willing to marry you home and wear it, so let's be content!"
You said throwing dung!Liu Qiushou said that this is a good year of peace and a bumper harvest. They are all good wishes. We wish you why you can still be angry! "

Crack, another piece of shit is thrown, this time it's dog shit.

Chen Rui: "..."

I will also throw shit when you get married, believe it or not!
Originally, getting married in circles was slow, but with the blessings of peace and good harvests every year, I quickly speeded up.

At the gate of Zhou Shan's house, although the weather was much cooler, the big cesspit next to it dutifully exuded its long-lasting smell, and the "fragrance" wafted for ten miles.

The person who lent them the scooter has long regretted it. Who would have imagined that such a happy event can be done like this?

Before Chen Rui got out of the car, she vomited out a lot.

Everyone: I really want to have a baby!

The child was definitely not born, but Chen Rui vomited so faintly that Zhou Shan gave her a rest in the alley after the simple ceremony.

I couldn’t rest well, since I was next to a cesspit, and because of Zhou Shan’s parents and younger sister’s feces and stale smell, my head hurt even more, and my future was even more hopeless.

Is she, Chen Rui, going to live with shit for the rest of her life?

Painful realization!

On the day of returning home, Chen Rui cried to Chen's father and mother about how smelly Zhou Shan's house was.

"Not only does it stink, I also serve his parents and sisters to eat, wipe their bodies and wash their clothes!"

The clothes were getting dirtier and stained with feces and urine. Chen Rui didn't know how to get through this life.

"I want a divorce!"

"What a divorce! Do you think someone is willing to marry you if you get divorced? Have you forgotten how many people in the village threw things at you on the day you got married?"

"Then what to do? I just spent my whole life with shit like this?"

Chen's mother said very normally, "Who doesn't spend a lifetime with shit, don't you shit yourself?"

How can it be the same!
Liu Lu and Liu Qiushou went back after throwing it away, and didn't look at the rest. Anyway, they had already finished watching the most lively part, and they personally ignited the excitement.

They are really the little angels of Zhou Shan and Chen Rui. These two people must live a good life together, and they can't live up to their best wishes!
After throwing so much feces, the two of them inevitably got their hands covered, and everyone they met on the road held their noses and stayed away.

As soon as he entered the house, he heard Miao Cuixiang's roar.

"Why is there so little mule dung in our family, who stole my dung!"

The voice was getting closer and closer, and he was about to curse at the gate with his waist inserted.

The mule was usually tied outside the gate during the day, and there was a lot of fresh manure on the ground. She thought about cleaning it up later, but it was stolen by some vile and smoking man.

Liu Qiushou and Liu Lu hid their hands and dirty clothes behind their backs, trying to slip away as they backed away.

There is something wrong with that sneaky look.

"Stop, both of you! What are you doing?"

Liu Lu: "Uh, I went to watch the excitement with my eldest brother, and went to Zhoujia Village to watch the wedding."

Who gets married in Zhoujiacun?It's not just Zhou Shan and that Chen Rui.

Miao Cuixiang is called a person who hates iron but can't become strong.

"You still go to see them! Don't be afraid to make Xiao Zhou angry!"

"He won't! Brother and I are going to do good deeds and send blessings!"

This is not angry?

Miao Cuixiang felt sorry for Zhou Qiao, so how could such a knowledgeable son-in-law have Liu Lu as a fool!

On the corner of the clothes that was blowing in the wind, there was a large dirty stain, and the strong smell also exposed the two of them.

This smell is definitely not coming from the mule next to it!
"Okay, you two stole the manure! I don't know if all the manure at home is useful. Whether the crops will grow well next year depends on them!"

The purpose of the Liu family: to waste nothing can be wasted dung!That is the source of food and clothing!

Cough, it just sounds a little awkward.

"But mother, there are so many pigs, chickens, and mules in our family. It must be enough. It's okay to waste a little bit. Besides, there are still people. We have a large family. I will definitely eat and pull desperately. I won't let us The land at home is useless for dung!"

Liu Qiushou patted his chest and said.

Big brother is a good big brother, and Liu Lu doesn't want to be scolded.

"Yes, mother, I will work hard to eat." I kept helping.

It's just that Miao Cuixiang couldn't figure out what they were doing with the dung.

"You can't give the dung to Zhou Shan and Chen Rui, can they, they still have the face to accept our dung?" No, she has to go back!

"Yeah, that's not to say, my eldest brother and I gave them dung as a bountiful crop, and I smashed Zhou Shan all over his face, goose goose goose!"

Liu Lute burst into laughter.

That's what happened.

"Forget it, this bit of excrement has played its due role! But why are you messing around, why don't you go back to the house and work for me! Take soap and wash my hands three times before doing it!"

Mother was not angry, Liu Lu and Liu Qiushou escaped and hurried to wash their hands.

Taking advantage of his off-duty time, Liu Dongsheng finally made fried potato chips and sweet potato chips, which can be sprinkled with chili powder or salt and pepper. They are delicious and crispy, and Xu Xiaoyun ate a lot of them.

Although it is definitely different from the baked ones made by machines, it is enough to satisfy her gluttony.

Not only did he make it himself, Liu Dongsheng also found a place to buy an industrial thermometer, and made a magic wiper according to Xu Xiaoyun's instructions.

With these two things, Miao Cuixiang can also make qualified potato chips and sweet potato chips by adjusting the oil temperature and quantity of fried potato chips accurately, which can be sold in small shops.

After Liu Lu and Liu Qiushou washed their hands, they squatted in front of the basin to wash potatoes, sweet potatoes, and wipe slices.

After draining the water, a large bucket of oil was poured into the pot, and a pot of fragrant and crispy fried potato chips came out of the pot.

After Zhou Qiao gets off work, the ground is already dry, so he doesn't need to be carried around by Liu Lu, he can just push the wheelchair by himself.

The wedding in Zhoujia Village was so lively, Liu Lu and Liu Qiushou were so noisy, someone on the way told Zhou Qiao about it.

"Do you think Liu Lu still has any thoughts about that Zhou Shan? I heard that Chen Rui is a broken shoe, and Zhou Shan is wearing a green hat. Why else would she go to give them gifts!"

Zhou Qiao was not angry at all, and sighed, "Have you ever been to school?"

"...No, what's wrong?"

Do teachers still discriminate against illiterates?

"No wonder, I think not only have you never been to school, but you also need to go to the hospital to check your brain and eyes. With these two things, you can tell whether they are sending blessings or not."

He didn't mind sending baskets to the family, the kind that were thrown over walls at people.

After all, blessings should be sent to the front.

Don't be afraid of less, there is a lot of chicken manure in their chicken farms!

(End of this chapter)

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