Traveling through the 80s and marrying a rough man

Chapter 340
"Liu Lu, I'm Zhou Shan!" Zhou Shan took another step forward.

Liu Lu stepped back like a rabbit, covered her mouth with one hand, and stretched out the other hand, telling him to stop, stop!Why can't I understand people's words!

Seeing her like this, Zhou Shan couldn't help showing a sad look.

"Even if we don't make it, can't we even be friends? Chen Rui's parents have come to my house several times and want me to marry her. My parents also mean the same thing, but after knowing what she did to you, I will I don't really want to marry her.

Liu Lu, do you think I should marry? "

"No no no no!"

Zhou Shan couldn't understand it, neither normal nor abnormal people could understand it.

"what?"

Liu Lu rolled her eyes, and took a few steps back, feeling very suffocated, she squeezed her nose with her hands and said quickly.

"I don't care if you marry or not, it's none of my business!"

After speaking, he gasped heavily and covered his mouth again.

How could she want to marry such a mentally ill person before!
A week later, Zhoujia Village beat gongs and drums, and Chen Rui finally married Zhou Shan.

We all know that the Zhou family is too poor to hold a wedding banquet at all, and there are not many people who come to congratulate, but there are quite a lot of people watching the excitement.

The pigs that had been agreed earlier were not to be killed. The pigs managed to escape and lived for a few more months.

"Little four daughter-in-law, do you want to go to Zhoujia Village to watch the fun?"

Zhou Qiao was not at home for class, so Liu Lu asked Xu Xiaoyun.

The weddings and funerals were blown and knocked, and the village was lively at this time. When the big drum rang, people from several villages ran to watch.

Xu Xiaoyun: "..."

Do you want to watch this fun?
That's why Liu Luneng is so careless and ignores previous suspicions.

"I'm not going."

"Brother, are you going? Go, go!" Liu Lu whispered a few words in his ear.

"I have to go to such a fun thing, brother, vent your anger on you!"

These two people definitely didn't discuss any good things, so Xu Xiaoyun thought about what to do, until he saw them come out with a bagful of mule dung in their old clothes.

She'd better not go, it's a lively scene.

As soon as the suona sounded, blah blah blah, Chen Rui came out of the house with her lips pursed. When she saw a broken scooter parked at the door, her face collapsed.

She made a lot of calculations, but she didn't get any benefit. In the end, she still wanted to marry Zhou Shan. No matter how she thought and felt wronged, she burst into tears as soon as she opened her mouth.

When a bride gets married, she always cries when she goes out. Crying is auspicious, but she says she doesn't lift her legs to get into the car.

"The bride is shy, she wants to be hugged by the groom!"

The matchmaker looked back, and the bridegroom officer also had a drooping face, as if someone owed him money.

Nonsence!As for Zhou Shan's poor jingle, he still owes others almost the same amount of money!
It's really unlucky to come to help with this marriage.

Zhou Shan bravely picked up Chen Rui and put him in the car, and sat on it himself. Someone helped to lead the donkey around the village.

There was a fist between the two of them in the car. If they weren't wearing red clothes, they would have thought they were attending a funeral.

"Here it is, big brother, hurry up!"

Liu Lu searched for a long time before seeing the convoy and called Liu Qiushou.

This voice was heard by Zhou Shan, who searched anxiously and excitedly in the crowd, thinking that it was Liu Lu who had regretted it.

I finally found it, and just as I met my eyes, I saw a pile of excrement from an unknown animal thrown over.

It is estimated that it has just been pulled out not long ago, it is very fresh and a little hot, and it is also particularly smelly, the kind that sticks to the face and cannot be cleaned.

Zhou Shan: "..."

Then, bang bang bang bang, piles of feces were thrown towards the cart. Liu Lu and Liu Qiushou's throwing skills perfectly avoided everyone, throwing all waste on the dray.

Zhou Shan and Chen Rui didn't have any relationship as husband and wife at all, they went to each other and even grabbed the quilt to cover their heads.

Chen Rui: "This is my dowry!"

Zhou Shan: "Even you belong to my family, and the quilt also belongs to my family. Why can't I use it!"

Chen Rui: "You still have the nerve to say that you don't even have a bicycle or a wedding banquet, so let me marry you by scooter. Zhou Shan, you are such a waste, no wonder Liu Lu doesn't like you!"

Zhou Shan: "No wonder Zhou Qiao looks down on you! Don't think that I don't know that you broke up the two of them because you want to marry Zhou Qiao yourself!"

……

The two were only focused on arguing with each other, making ugly appearances frequently, completely forgetting that the quilt was big enough for two people to cover it together.

"Brother, throw it right, throw it into their mouths!"

Liu Lu didn't know whether Chen Rui ate the steamed buns made of chicken excrement. After all, Liu Lu couldn't help it, so she came to Zhoujia Village to throw it again.

"You only have a big mouth, try throwing it if you have the ability!"

After a while, several more people joined the dung-throwing army, all of whom were cheated by Chen Rui and lent her money.

Some threw dung, some threw rotten vegetable leaves, and I don't know who threw stones.

A fist-sized rock fell from the sky and almost hit Chen Rui's foot with a bang.

Liu Qiushou: "Who threw this away! This is Suisui's safety!"

Bang bang bang, more stones were thrown.

Liu Qiushou took out a ball of dung, "This is called joy from heaven! There will be a bumper crop!"

In addition to feeding grass, their mules also feed wheat bran, which is barely food.

In a few minutes, the car was full of dirty things. The stone vegetable leaves were okay to say, but the dirtiest and smelliest thing was feces. The disgusted Chen Rui covered her nose with her sleeve and retched.

Liu Qiushou: "The bride is so disgusting! She must be pregnant!"

Zhou Shan gave a thumbs up to Zhou Shan, whose face was full of shit, "Brother, you are so awesome. You just got married and you are going to be a father. Let's drink two glasses of wedding wine together!"

To embarrass Zhou Shan, Liu Qiushou must have something to say!

It turned out that Liu Lu didn't regret coming, but threw shit at him and asked her elder brother to humiliate him!

This is not to congratulate him, but to throw a cuckold over at him, everyone is married, and the marriage certificate is also received, there is nothing to do if you don't accept it.

The invisible but huge green hat was inevitably stuck on Zhou Shan's head.

"This……"

"Come on, he is so poor that he can't even afford a glass of wedding wine, let alone two! But Chen Rui, who is the child in your stomach? Zhou Shan is an honest man, so don't cheat him! If you can't get married, hurry up Do it! Maybe she herself doesn't know whose it is!"

Who in the village doesn't know that she has hooked up with several partners!

Zhou Shan is so unlucky that he can only marry a broken shoe.

The two were embarrassed and embarrassing.

Zhou Shan didn't have any good impression of Chen Rui, now he felt that she was dirtier than dung, and moved a little further away from her.

"Who farts! I'm not pregnant, I'm disgusted by feces! Liu Lu and Liu Qiushou, if you have guts, don't throw feces! Vomit!"

She said that if you are not pregnant, you are not pregnant, who would believe it!
Chen Rui's words are not as real as dung, at least it doesn't matter whether you look at it or not, it's there, not only not far away, sometimes it will come into close contact with you, sticking to the soles of your shoes and unwilling to come off.

Liu Lu: "I'm a woman, I don't have a seed!" She swung her arm round and a huge ball of feces hit her.

It's a pity that the smash was crooked and hit Zhou Shan again.

"Move to the side, don't block me!" Is it annoying!
Liu Qiushou was also in a mess, "I'm a man, but I don't care if I have sex! Once I asked my mother if I could be a woman, but unfortunately my mother...don't mention it!
If you can make me a painless woman, I must thank your eight generations of ancestors! "

I don't know that in their Liu family, lesbians have more human rights, and they are more at ease when they are licking dogs?

What Liu Qiushou said was serious, and his thanks were also very serious. If you don't believe me, look at his big watery eyes!
But Chen Rui didn't believe a word.

Nonsence!

She also thanked her eight generations of ancestors, so she must be mad at her eight generations of ancestors!
Liu Qiushou: Ah, what a wonderful misunderstanding.

(End of this chapter)