Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law

Chapter 24

When Wang Fugui heard Li Qian ask himself why billions of women in the world chose her as his wife, he wanted to slap himself hard, because he didn't know if he was blind at the time or if his eyes were blocked. It's a mess of chicken shit, how can I find such a weird thing for a whole day, except trying to toss people, doing nothing, but it's too late to say anything now, even though freedom of love is advocated now, love is only one word, and breakup is only two words Words, but it is easy to return. The original girlfriend cannot be returned. I have promised others that I will be responsible to Li Qian to the end. Since I have promised, I must honor it, because the most unbearable thing a man can give is a promise, because what a man can’t afford is a promise. You can have none of them, but you absolutely can't be without responsibility, because a man is the embodiment of responsibility and must be responsible for his own actions, but now this little tiger girl is going to toss herself to death, which is really worrying to death.

Thinking of this, Wang Fugui took a deep puff of a cigarette, but when he heard about fifty slaps at WSQ last time, he woke up the dreamer with a single word. Lying on the bed, put the mobile phone on her belly, and slapped her hard fifty times. I didn't expect this little girl to be addicted to bullying people. But thinking about it again, if I agree easily, with this guy's mind like a hornet's nest, if he is found out, I am afraid that I will not be able to live in the next period of time, so I sighed and said helplessly.

"Oh! Noisy! Noisy! Don't make any more troubles! I beg you, can you? I admit that you are very talented, but you are all geeks! Let's not say that the whole world is at peace now In terms of development, there are few places where wars happen. Even if there are any differences, they sit down and negotiate! We can’t sit down and have a good talk! There is nothing that cannot be resolved through negotiation! Everything is easy to discuss! You Do you think what I said is right! My little baby!"

Li Qian was speechless for a moment, thinking that I am not that stupid, my sister, I am sitting here and talking with you, a guy who can sit up to the death, I don't know when you sold me I was too lazy to tell you what good thing I was thinking of, so I stared and said in an extremely irritable way
"Please don't mess around here. Even if you say flowers today, these 22 slaps are indispensable! As for why I can become a geek, it is because who made you Wang Youcai! Otherwise, how can I match you?" Fuck you! Please don't challenge my limit, otherwise you are not challenging the impossible, but a typical courting death!"

Seeing the sweet talk, Wang Fugui had no effect on this little girl at this moment, so he lay down helplessly, slowly lifted up the thread clothes, rolled his eyes and said
"Honey, are you sure this matter can only be resolved by slapping yourself, is there no room for negotiation?"

Li Qian wanted to say something directly, to talk about you big-headed ghost, but she felt that if she said this, she would laugh at herself, so all the previous efforts would be in vain, so she continued to pretend to be angry and said

"Stop talking nonsense! I want you to use your feet to kick you twice in the mouth, but your legs are so long, are you enough? Can you slap me in the face with a word? If I don't slap myself, then I will Delete you from my life! And from now on, every time you say one more word, I will slap you in the face, and you can decide what to do!"

Wang Fugui rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that although he patted his belly and lied that he was slapping, it was indeed a bit unkind, but thinking about it, many people would talk nonsense while touching their hearts and eyes, without blushing Out of breath, it's not as good as usual, treat my wife with a word of coaxing!Two words are coaxing!Three words!Coax hard!The four words coax to death!Anyway, coaxing people to death is not worth life, and if you really coax people to death, you will be very happy, otherwise, how can people say that coaxing your wife to be happy is a technical job, because the wife is good at coaxing, and she is the emperor at home every day. It's better not to talk, and the life is not as good as a dog. Thinking of this, he put his mobile phone on the hands-free and slapped his belly four times. When he was about to slap him for the fifth time, he didn't expect Li Qian to say angrily.

"The surname is Wang! Why is the voice of your mobile phone so low? What the hell are you doing! Are you clapping your hands to fool me!"

Wang Fugui was just about to speak, but when the words came to his mouth, he had to go back the same way, because this little liar, she had already made it clear just now, if she said one more word, she would slap her in the face. , not only my face would be slapped, it was swollen like a bun, but my hand was probably broken, so I hummed a few times without saying a word.

Li Qian heard Wang Fugui humming like a pig, and thought, no wonder you always like to run towards the pigsty every time you are treated as a human being. said angrily
"You kid, don't pretend to be Zhu Bajie's younger brother here anymore, talk to me quickly! Don't provoke me in a hurry! Otherwise, there will be no good fruit for you! If you don't believe me, give me another snort!"

When Wang Fugui heard that don't provoke her in a hurry, he gave a wry smile. You still have the face to say here, knowing that others are making you angry, why are you still being fooled? Don't you know that getting angry is using other people's shortcomings, To punish yourself?Could it be that you have a pig's brain, but he still didn't say a word, and continued to hum a few times. Li Qian was completely at a loss. She wanted to scold her, but she said with a helpless smile.

"Oh! I really convinced you! Sometimes it's so stupid that it hurts! Tell me! This time I approve, and I won't punish you for speaking! Tell me, did you just clap your hands to fool me!"

Wang Fugui breathed a sigh of relief and stared at him, thinking that if he didn't believe that his brother would have nothing to do with you, he just let you go, and then he said helplessly
"Hey! You asked me to slap me! How could I clap my hands! Even if you coated my guts with lard, you wouldn't have the guts! Didn't you let me slap the left side of my face and then slap me? I put my hand on the quilt, but you said I clapped my hands to fool you again, why is my life so hard!"

Li Qian originally wanted to forget about it, but when she thought of being blocked by this kid, she said coldly

"Okay! For the remaining [-] strokes, don't stop after one stroke!"

Wang Fugui was speechless for a moment, wondering if this is the heart of the most poisonous woman in the legend, but there is no way anyone can make him like it, this time he put the mobile phone on his stomach, slapped his stomach hard twice, when he was about to be photographed On the third stroke, Li Qian said anxiously

"Okay! It hurts to hear it, so I'll forgive you this time, don't slap me anymore!"

(End of this chapter)