Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law

Chapter 23

Wang Fugui was speechless for a moment, thinking to himself, Brother Monkey, why is he so unbelievable!Why are you so used to this woman? Could it be that this is the legendary Tai Sui? Even thinking about it makes people angry, but only if someone cares about it, can grievance be considered grievance, fear is real fear, grievance and fear that no one understands, then It's hypocritical, and it becomes the laughing stock of others. Even if it will make me angry to death, it doesn't feel bad. The big guy can only say that he has a small belly, so he said with a long sigh of relief.

"Okay! Tell me! What do you want me to do in these 22 seconds! If you don't stay the same, brother, I'll kiss you 22 times. Forget it, just make up the whole number, brother, I'll kiss you thirty times! This should be fine, right?" !"

When Li Qian heard that this kid was about to die, she still didn't forget to take advantage of her, so she stomped her feet angrily, thinking that this lady didn't live for your kiss, so she wanted to say something directly, please Be normal, Miss Ben, I’m not a grass boat, don’t let me put your arrows indiscriminately, but just after buying a house, the two of them almost bid farewell, and the broken mirror reunited in each other’s hearts. Boy, if you block yourself again, where can you find this stinky guy, but you must give this kid a little memory, so he rolled his eyes and pretended to be angry and said
"Please don't have a hippie smile on your face. You're not in the mood to be joking. By the way, I'm not living for the kiss on your phone. Is it interesting to deceive yourself like this? You say now, who gave you the power to pull me to Blacklist? Who gave you the courage to make me tremble with anger? Who agreed that you dare to be 22 seconds behind my set time? Do you think I'm easy to bully, bully as much as you want, and fool as much as you want? "

Wang Fugui was speechless for a moment, thinking what happened to this little girl today, she looked like a different person when she took out her trump card, but it didn't work. The phone call is absolutely impossible to make her happy, so he sighed and said helplessly

"Oh! I've already told you, what else do you want! You can't pull me out and kill me directly! But I don't want to say that I am wrong, the key is not even in other prisons! In a word If you say what to do, then do what you want! This should be all right!"

Li Qian was overjoyed when she heard this, because as long as she had this sentence, she could bully this guy as much as she wanted. He didn't even dare to say a word, so he pouted explain
"I'm going to be so angry now, if I can't breathe now, I'll be so angry to death! What do you say!"

Wang Fugui lit a cigarette conveniently, thinking that no wonder people in the world would say that villains and women are the only ones who are hard to raise, it’s just a matter of mother, how can I be so unlucky, I wanted to say something directly, you are so mad at yourself, tell me It doesn't matter to me, no matter how I calculate this account, it is not on my shoulders, and the world may scold you more, but what I am facing is my wife after all, not someone else's, so He took a deep breath, and said with a bit of lovelessness
"Oh! Good wife, don't dare to get angry anymore. If you get mad, I don't have a daughter-in-law. It's a big deal. It's a big deal that I won't get married for the rest of my life. The key is that no one will play with me! What's the point of living? !"

Wang Fugui hadn't finished speaking yet, but Li Qian didn't expect Li Qian to say something directly.

"My surname is Wang! You are a bastard! You are playing with me for a long time! No wonder you boy, if you want to make me round, then make it round, if you want to make me flat, then make it flat! "

Wang Fugui was speechless for a moment, thinking to himself, Brother Hou, what do you do all day long? Is it really my fault for crying? Besides, life is a fake show, but no matter what you say now , to this angry tigress, it was all scolding, said with a long sigh of relief

"Okay! What you should say and what you shouldn't say, you have already said everything! Please tell me the result directly! Don't go around here, just talk about how to calm you down!"

Li Qian found out that Wang Fugui had completely compromised, she pursed her lips very proudly, thinking that Xiao Mian didn't believe in her sister, and she would have nothing to do with you.

"Finally, I warn you, boy, when you do anything in the future, please think carefully before you move your fingers! When you say everything, think carefully before you say it! Otherwise, it will not be as easy as today, and I will let you know that life is worse than death Yes, this is just a small test today! But for the sake of your sincerity, kid, I will let you off this time! After checking for 22 seconds, then slap yourself twenty times! This matter is over Already!"

Wang Fugui sat up directly, thinking that he would wait for himself here for a long time, and if he wanted to bully others, he would say that she was not too tired to go around in such a big circle, she really convinced her, but he wanted my brother to slap himself Slap, are you thinking too much, little girl? I’m afraid you won’t be able to see it in this life. Otherwise, in the lyrics, there would be no such thing as “I’d rather die standing than live on my knees.” This guy will definitely be irritated. I wanted to send a long text message of apology like last time, but after thinking about it again, I forgot it. The [-]-word text message of apology last time almost froze to death in the Maowusu Desert. If you don’t come, I still don’t want to dig a hole for you, so I rolled my eyes and said with a smile
"Wife, thousands of mistakes are my fault, but there are thousands of ways to punish people, can you change it! As the saying goes, you don't slap someone in the face, and you don't slap someone when you curse! These 22 slaps, Even if you slap eleven at a time, your entire face will be slapped into a bun, I just started at my new unit, can you beat me at another place!"

Seeing that Wang Fugui completely disarmed and surrendered, Li Qian pouted again very proudly, thinking about the matter between you and Sun Huiping last time, after you slapped yourself, you never showed up again, your heart is in Cao Ying, and your heart is in Han Zhan The thing about flirting with flowers, so this kid needs to have a long memory for everything he said today, so he gritted his teeth and said extremely angrily
"Billions of women in the world, why did you choose me! A shameless person like you, not to mention his face is swollen into buns, even if his face is slapped into pieces! That is what he deserves! Let your new colleagues see, At the same time as punishing you, you can also warn them that this is what happens when you bully your wife! And don’t make excuses anymore. Last time you were in Inner Mongolia, you were still at work, and you slapped yourself fifty times Why are you in Yan’an now, why can’t you fan it! In a word, do you fan it! If you don’t fan it, I’ll hang up the phone!”

(End of this chapter)