Tokyo Wingman King

Chapter 69 67. The Way of Facing the Beast and the Way of Pursuing Solitude
There is a legal liar in this world.

Obviously he is the key person in charge of intellectual support, but he can't be responsible at the critical moment,

They obviously pretended to be inscrutable and knew everything, but it was understandable that they didn't know everything at the critical moment.

These people are called [advisors].

No consultant can guarantee that he is right, and they cannot guarantee that you will always succeed.

But they can always do one thing - "While speaking out, you are getting the money back."

Legal counsel cannot guarantee you a lifetime of freedom from justice,

A financial advisor cannot guarantee you an average annual rate of return of more than 20%,

A marketing consultant cannot guarantee that your business will come back from the dead,

Marriage counselors can't keep your love alive, and may even derail you or plant grass for you.

If you have the ability and time to face the problem,

So, to put it bluntly, your counselor is nothing more than peppermint in toothpaste for comfort.

[Consultant] is just the intellectual insurance of the decision-maker, and most of the insurance is often not needed.

so,
Yinghe Academy's biggest liar should be Shizumi Asama from the Love Consulting Department.

However, Asama doesn't want to be the worst liar, he wants to be a liar with a conscience.

White lie, who wouldn't?Asama just said a little more than the average person.

A lie is always gentle and gives others the confidence to try it.

Although the current love counseling department has made some achievements, and some people firmly believe that [Big Teacher] has made important contributions to their successful relationship.

He always hoped that his assistance would inspire others to think about the meaning of "love" itself.

For the lovers, those so-called contributions are just a [ladder] to help them get to the book called "The Ability to Love" on the top of the shelf. When they climb down with the book and read it carefully, the [ladder] It can be thrown away.

What Shizumi Asama pursues from the bottom of his heart—to fulfill the sweet love when the young girl Mu Shaoai was born—is just the result, not the goal.

To paraphrase Munitz's "Contemporary Analytical Philosophy", p. 379 on what philosophy is——

[Asama Shizumi's Love Consultation] What is it?
In fact, it is a kind of therapeutic action about youth. Its goal is to release the spiritual shackles of many adolescents, such as "obsessed reason", "paranoid madness", "love can't let go", untie these problems, and point out the catch for flies. The exit of the fly bottle eliminates or answers the false love questions that torment the mind and body of teenagers and girls.

Compared with money or other rewards, Shizumi Asama prefers to watch the growth of young girls.

Therefore, even if it is not love counseling, he is very grateful to be able to witness the growth of ten gods and spring horses.

Even if this growth has little to do with him.

Children from rich families can easily break through the cognitive boundaries of ordinary people.

The conditions for them to obtain information are too easy, and nerds like Asama can crush the knowledge of children from rich families, and it won't last long.

Those reclusive bigwigs you see in magazines are guests of rich people.

The people you see in the news who are notoriously invisible, they can come on call.

You are still watching movies and fantasizing about the wreckage of the Titanic, while others have taken a game controller and dived to see it up close.

And Shishen is not only a rich man, he is also a genius.

In just two weeks, aesthetics has improved by leaps and bounds, painting, photography, and artistic creation look good, and I have a heart to unite knowledge and action to change the world.

Zhou Guoping mentioned a point of view in "Nietzsche: At the Turning Point of the Century": the so-called maturity of many people is just that they have been worn out by customs and become sophisticated and practical.That is not maturity, but premature aging of spirit and premature death of personality.True maturity should be the formation of a unique personality, the discovery of the true self, spiritual results and harvest.

There is capital, and there are ten gods who let Zhiben let go of his hands and feet in the adult world, and his farewell is expected.

Asama is envious of Ten Gods.

Asama Shizumi has not yet reached the level of maturity after [Discovery of the True Self].

In fact, his three views are uncertain, his personality is vague, and he can do everything.

He is afraid that if he exceeds a certain age, his life will enter a process of continuous loss.

He realized that he had to put some desire and madness into the mask in order to be a more competent wingman and help others grow more objectively.

His lonely journey has only just begun.

Erjian was going to work with Boss Qin, and the girl also left the love counseling department not long after Shishenchunma left.

Even though we get along day and night and see each other every day, Erjian still bids farewell to Asama with reluctant eyes.

Asama deliberately reads books without looking at people, especially legs.

Staring at Wittgenstein's "Wartime Notes", turn to [I am already on the road to a great discovery.But will I get there? !Sensual demands are stronger than before.I masturbated again today. — September 1914, 9]

Qian Jian closed the book calmly, changed another one, and told Er Jian to help Lao Qin without looking up.

After all, the Chinese restaurant has just become popular, and Lao Qin even thought about redecorating it.Erjian took 4 days off as a kanban lady, which is unthinkable in Japan, a country of social animals.

After Futami left for about 10 minutes, Kuroda Ryutaro from Class E of the first year arrived late.

"Being late is an act of overdrawing trust, Kuroda. Also, please learn to knock on the door next time you come in."

"Ah, ah, ah, I'm sorry, big teacher, I also got rid of it for a long time before I got out of it."

Kuroda, who was clearly dressed much more refreshed, was sweating profusely with one hand on his knees and the other on the edge of the door, panting for breath.

"Close the door and sit down."

"Good."

"Tell me, what happened to you just now."

"It's nothing, it's just being chased by a beast for a while."

"???"

Seeing that Kuroda didn't really want to talk about it, Asama didn't have the desire to know more about it, so he sized Kuroda up and down, and proceeded step by step into the love counseling session.

"That's right, the personal image is still in good order, what's the feedback from the surroundings?"

"Uh——I was asked by the boys if I read the book about getting out of the house and out of the singles."

"How did you answer that?"

"Cut your hair just because the weather is too hot. The smell of perfume on your body is to suppress body odor. Your skin has improved because you have not masturbated recently. In short, it has nothing to do with getting out of the house. Don't worry, teacher, how could I let you Did they guess my intention?"

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"Does the book look good?"

"Mr. Eda, didn't you say to give it 2 weeks?"

"What's the title of the book?"

"Uh "The Beautiful Legend of Sicily"?"

Although it has been expected for a long time, Kuroda can really be called the kind of person who is hopeless.

Is this different from the act of applying for relief supplies in a disaster area, and then receiving the supplies and putting them in the warehouse for ashes?
If only the outside is improved, but the inside is still the same, wouldn't it be the same as causing a young girl to fall into the clutches of the devil?
Even though weariness of studying is the commonality of the 100 young masters and ladies after the monthly test,
In Asama's heart, he still put Ryutaro Kuroda on the death reprieve list.

Filled a cup of green tea, pushed it in front of Kuroda, watched Kuroda thank you and drank it all in one gulp, Asama began to tap the table with his right index finger,
"Didn't the big teacher say that occasionally creating some scenes where girls help you is helpful for the cultivation of feelings?"

"Well, so what?"

"I was in the classroom yesterday, and I dropped the eraser on the ground from time to time. I wanted Abe at the next table to help me, but the direction of the eraser's fall was always uncontrollable. Most of the erasers were picked up by Takeda at the back table. .”

"Then, your target has shifted to Takeda-san?"

"How is that possible? That's Takeda!"

"Have you taken any new actions against Abe-san?"

Kuroda said with an expression of wanting to cry but no tears, and generously going to die:
"It's just a mistake in the new action! Why am I so stupid! Today I handed over the love letter by mistake. I originally wanted to hand it to Abe-san, but I misremembered the location of the shoe cabinet and handed the love letter to the closet next to me. gone."

Asama restrained her urge to roll her eyes, and asked the boy who made the declaration of hunger:
"Isn't this the romantic comedy you've been looking forward to? There's nothing to worry about. You just need to be a girl, don't you?"

"The bottom line is a beautiful girl!!! I went up to the rooftop with the feeling of meeting Abe-san. But the girl I met on the roof turned out to be Takeda! I actually handed the love letter to Takeda! Be a trapeze!"

"You mean to marry the right man in the wrong sedan chair?"

"That's not true! She is a beast! A 180-jin beast! I really can't say anything! I apologized to her, but she threatened me that since I wrote a love letter, I must fulfill my responsibility as her boyfriend, otherwise Make me look good!"

Kuroda really cried out at this moment, his body trembling as frequently as a lamb about to fall into the jaws of a tiger.

"I said, there will be such an oolong. Didn't you sign your love letter?"

"No. My handwriting is very ugly. If I write it on an envelope, the chances of opening it may be reduced. I also said that it was for Abe-san, but Takeda just wants to force me to make mistakes."

Asama took a deep breath, raised her glasses and rubbed the bridge of her nose,

"Isn't this a hyper-expansion that you never imagined in your dreams? It seems that she likes you very much. Kuroda, you are very happy, enjoy it."

"???
Great teacher!I don't want this kind of super expansion!She is ugly!Dinosaur!Beast!How could I give this kind of person the first time! "

Asama shook his head, this guy has a rebellious heart, and strong pressure will have a counterproductive effect, otherwise he would have been scratched by both ears.

Being patient, I took out the replica of Toyo Yinghe Academy's student book and turned to class N of the first year, and found Kyoko Abe, who was indeed somewhat cute, and Anri Takeda, who was indeed a beast.

"Kuroda, how good do you think you are?"

"Me? Of course I'm a rotten person."

"You yourself think that you are a bad person, so do you think you are qualified to be Konoe Chiyo's boyfriend, or do you want Masumi to fall in love with you?

"I am sure"

Asama interrupted Kuroda's words,
"According to the [Pareto optimal principle], when you become extremely good, you have the right to choose some good things. Now you can only be chosen.

Didn't you say that as long as you are a beautiful girl?

My suggestion is that you need to work harder, bluntly say that you work hard for her, and let her admire and move you.

In exchange for empathy, tempt her to lose weight for you.

Believe me, Takeda's weight loss will surprise you. "

"Really?"

"Really, judging from the bones, Takeda's weight loss will definitely make your jaw drop."

"Is it true!!!"

Kuroda's expression changed from grief and indignation to surprise.

"Teacher, teach me what I need to do, so that she can help me lose weight."

"She asks you to be her boyfriend now, you reply her 'cowardly you are not qualified to stand with her', you tell her that when you can easily pick her up and run 2 laps of the playground, you will confess to her again .

Then you start running every morning at school to exercise. "

"Is that all right? She doesn't want to, what if the Overlord insists on bowing?"

"Train yourself to the point where you won't force her into the bow."

"Isn't it too late?"

"The best time to plant a tree was ten years ago, and the next best time is now. Do you know what you need to do most now?"

"Transfer?"

"That's fine too."

The two were silent for about 2 minutes, and Kuroda asked Asama as if grasping at straws,

"Will Takeda really become a super beautiful girl if she loses weight?"

"Yes, it will be as beautiful as my two members."

Kuroda seems to have become a revolutionary fighter with ideals and beliefs, his eyes have light,

"I see, big teacher, I'm going to run now!"

Like Hayate Kuroda, he disappeared from the relationship counseling department.

Asama covered her head and let out a long breath.

I'm still lying, Kuroda's transformation of the hormonal complex has a long way to go.

Asama didn't know Takeda very well, but after listening to Kuroda talking about it, it was probably because of Kuroda's changed appearance because of his sexual desire.

Takeda's face value is about 7 after losing weight, and he is about the same as Kuroda.

Shaking his head, Asama sorted out the study notes for Mashima.

Most of the tragedies of love stem from a generally distorted view of mate selection.

Men like Shuang'er, Xiao Zhao, Rem, and Pleiades, because they like obedient and beautiful servants.

Women's goal is to implant their own ideas into other people's heads, and put other people's wealth into their own pockets. They like an existence called a prince who is actually a slave.

The beauty party members are obviously satisfied with their beauty in love, but they put forward more demands in love. When they are bullied and betrayed, they will only complain to each other, and they will not admit their ignorance at all.

Love is rarely seen as an equal.

I even feel that those who pursue equal love are doing business and desecrating love that can overcome all obstacles.

Well, if these people want to fall in love, the first obstacle they need to overcome should be mental retardation.

Their understanding of love is purely imaginary, it has neither direction of call nor program of action, it is emotion.

The superficial energy built by personal emotions cannot stand the test of a serious love.

Boom, boom, the last guest for today is here.

Hanami Ayano from class Q of the first year, a client introduced by Komaba.

"Hello, big teacher."

"Hello, Hana sees my classmates. Have you encountered any troubles in love?"

".Well, I haven't fallen in love yet."

"So, is there someone you like?"

"No, I don't have anyone I like yet."

Asama still maintains a business smile,

"Are you looking forward to meeting a sweet love?"

Hanami scratched her face in embarrassment,
"I have no plans to fall in love at the moment."

Then why do you come to the love counseling department?Is Komaba's son getting more and more unreliable in introducing clients?

Hana took out one stack, two stacks, three stacks, and four stacks of Yukichi from her bag in a panic, and placed them in front of the table, then stood up and bowed respectfully:

"Great teacher, please teach me the way of loneliness!"

　Thanks to the boss of [Bingguo Lifetime Push] for the reward, and thanks to the boss of [Xiaoxu story] for the reward.

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