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Chapter 191 Crying and Laughing
"It may be in the second half of the year. In the second half of the year, I plan to release a new album. I will hold a concert after the new album. The timing should be more appropriate."

At the table of the New Year's Eve dinner, Xu Chuan and others sat together and chatted while eating. For some reason, the topic of conversation turned to Xu Chuan's concert.

"It's really painful to be your fan. Every day I talk about the concert, but I just talk about it, but nothing happens." Shen Pingan couldn't help complaining when he heard this.

"Nonsense, I don't talk about the concert every day. It's all rumored by netizens, and I haven't said it myself." Xu Chuan shrugged.

He really didn't have time in the first half of the year, and the preparations for the concert took a lot of time, although there were dedicated people responsible for these.

But the problem is, Xu Chuan has to rehearse himself.

After saying what he just said, Xu Chuan seemed to have thought of something, looked at Shen Huajin and said with a smile: "Master, if I have a concert at that time, you always go over and be my finale guest."

"What kind of guest should I be? I'm an old man. Find someone younger." Shen Huajin immediately waved his hands when he heard this.

"Hahahaha, that's good, let grandpa come on stage to sing, just sing "Late Evening Wind", everyone has learned it in elementary school." Shen Pingan immediately laughed out loud when he heard this.

"That's right, that's right, it shouldn't shock those who came to my concert." After hearing Shen Ping'an's words, Xu Chuan laughed and echoed.

"Okay, okay, when the time comes for the concert, you can leave some tickets for us. We used to be the audience and it's pretty much the same." Shen Huajin said and helped Zhu Lanyun peel a shrimp and put it in her bowl.

Then he picked up a shrimp and peeled it and said to Xu Chuan: "Speaking of this, I told you before this year's National Day to write a tribute song suitable for all ages. Do you have any ideas?"

"Master, I really have no idea. Besides, aren't you writing all the time? My level is really limited, and this task is too difficult." Xu Chuan said with his hands outstretched.

Shen Huajin's request is for folk songs, which are easy to learn, easy to remember, and easy to sing. On the basis of these three good things, they must also accurately express patriotism. The lyrics should be simple, but not crude.

There are really many demands.

Of course, no matter what he asked, Xu Chuan could actually come up with it, even Xu Chuan already knew what song was suitable in his mind.

After all, Huaguo in this world is basically the same as the earth in this respect, and some songs are common.

But the problem is, like those songs before, Xu Chuan can crown the work on himself without any pressure and shamelessly.

But for some songs, Xu Chuan really didn't dare to sign. On the one hand, he couldn't pass the test psychologically, and always felt that he was not worthy.

Second, Xu Chuan was very afraid that if something happened to him one day, some unnecessary troubles would arise.Based on these two considerations, he simply said that he could not write it.

After hearing Xu Chuan's words, Shen Huajin sighed and said: "I always feel dissatisfied with what I write, because I am old and my brain is solidified, so I can't write new things.

You should think more about it these days, anyway, it’s only February now, and it’s still early before the National Day, so don’t be lazy. "

"Okay, don't worry, I will definitely think about it." Xu Chuan nodded, but still didn't intend to write.

That's pretty much it for this topic, and everyone talked about other topics.

Soon, the New Year's Eve dinner was full, and Xu Chuan originally planned to take Cai Meng back to the hotel.

But the old man always felt that it was inappropriate to live in a hotel on New Year's Eve, so he packed up another room in the house and let Xu Chuan live here.

In fact, there is another layer to what he means. When you return to the capital, don't waste money on staying in a hotel, just go home and stay.

Regarding this, Xu Chuan can only say that he is doing his best. Sometimes it is convenient for him to work, but naturally he lives nearby. There are also some things that are not convenient for him to do at home.

But in any case, this year's Xu Chuan has one more family than last year's Xu Chuan.

As for Cai Meng, he would naturally sleep with Shen Pingan.

When the two of them were on the set of "The Beginning", they just got together and had fun together, and now there is no pressure to lie on the same bed.

It was past 12 o'clock after the New Year's Eve. After washing, Xu Chuan lay down in this bedroom, which was much smaller than that of the hotel. Looking at the slightly yellowed ceiling, he couldn't fall asleep for a long time.

Also unable to sleep, there are some people who do self-media.

They are working overtime to catch up on the manuscript, hoping to get the first wave of traffic from the Spring Festival Gala.

Especially for many bloggers in the film and television area, complaining about the Spring Festival Gala is already an annual repertoire, and this year will naturally be no exception.

This is the norm for so-called "flexicrats" and "freelancers."Everyone has no concept of holidays. Every day, we are either choosing topics to make content, or we are on the "road" of choosing topics to make content.

The night was getting dark, and the snow outside the window was still falling. Xu Chuan didn't know when he fell asleep.But the biological clock he had developed over the years still made him wake up at around seven in the morning.

After opening the door, Xu Chuan went to the bathroom to wash up, changed his clothes and walked to the living room.

Xu Chuan thought he woke up early enough, but Shen Huajin was earlier than him.

At this time, Shen Huajin was trimming potted plants by the window of the balcony. After hearing the movement, he turned his head and glanced and said, "Would you like to sleep more?"

"I'm used to it." Xu Chuan said, and walked to Shen Huajin's side, looking at the silver-clad outside, Xu Chuan couldn't help but said: "The scenery of the northern country, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow."

"Have you celebrated the New Year in the north before?" Shen Huajin looked up as he spoke.

"No, I used to hear from my classmates in the Northeast that it was snowing outside and he was eating ice cream at home wearing short sleeves. We didn't experience this feeling in the south before, but now we can understand what he said." Xu Chuan said with a smile.

"There are sorbets in the refrigerator. I bought them in Ping An. You can get them if you want to eat them. The short sleeves are gone. You have to prepare them yourself." Shen Huajin said suddenly when he heard this.

"Hahaha." These words made Xu Chuan so amused that he didn't expect that the old man also had a cold sense of humor.

Afterwards, Xu Chuan looked around again, but he didn't see Zhu Lanyun's figure, so he asked, "Where's Master Zhu?"

"I haven't woken up yet. I didn't sleep all night long. It's like this every Chinese New Year." Shen Huajin said lightly.

Xu Chuan lowered his eyes when he heard this. The old lady missed her son.

So he changed the subject and said, "Have you had breakfast? I'll do it."

After finishing speaking, he didn't wait for Shen Huajin's reply, but walked to the kitchen on his own. He was going to make egg noodles to eat.

After a while, Cai Meng also got up. Her biological clock followed Xu Chuan's.

"Mr. Shen, good morning." After greeting Shen Huajin, Cai Meng went straight to the kitchen.

Looking at Xu Chuan's noodles in the pot, she smiled and said, "Brother Chuan, it smells so good."

"You will find a time to wake up. I know you. You wake up. One minute is not early and one minute is not late." Xu Chuan glanced at Cai Meng and said.

"As the old saying goes, it's better to come early than to arrive in time. Can I have an extra egg? I love this poached egg." Cai Meng said shamelessly.

"I also made a request. Ping An, wake her up for breakfast." Xu Chuan said in a dumbfounded voice.

"Forget it, this girl probably won't wake up before noon." Before Cai Meng could reply, Shen Huajin's voice came over.

"Then do you want to give Master Zhu a bowl?" Xu Chuan turned around and asked after hearing the words.

"No need, let her sleep more." Shen Huajin shook his head.

While talking, the noodles were cooked, and soon the three of them sat at the dining table.

Cai Meng habitually watched Xu Chuan's public opinion while eating in the morning, even if it was the first day of the new year.

Looking at it, Cai Meng suddenly said: "This year's language program has been scolded on the hot search again."

"Have they all been scolded?" Xu Chuan asked after hearing the words.

"Jia Yuxuan's program seems to have a slightly better evaluation, and the others are basically scolded. Now many people say that Jingyu Club's business is really failing, and Chen Xiguan's apprentices are getting worse." Cai Meng looked at Mobile phone.

This year's Spring Festival Gala has a total of 8 language programs, 1 cross talk, and 7 sketches.

The cross talk is performed by actors from Blue Star's well-known cross talk group [Jing Yu Club]. Its status is equivalent to that of Deyun Club, and Chen Xi is roughly equal to Guo Degang.

Its business model is also similar to that of Deyun Club, with a corporate structure and a fan circle of actors.

The program performed in the Spring Festival Gala this time has been severely criticized on the Internet. The main reason is that the level of amusing is too low. After several years of playing a set, the audience is indeed tired of watching it.

"What's wrong with Li Hongling, she was also scolded?" Xu Chuan continued to ask, among the actors he knew, besides Jia Yuxuan was Li Hongling.

"Li Hongling was the one who got scolded the most. The show she performed yesterday was completely hacked, and she copied a joke from a Korean variety show.

She has already entered the palace five times, and now netizens call her the master of Sinicization. "Cai Meng said with some incomprehension.

Xu Chuan wasn't too surprised when he heard the words, Li Hongling is a person who is relaxed and happy to get along with.

But in terms of creation, she did copy Korean jokes more than once for performances.

In other words, Li Hongling's independent creative ability is quite poor. She may have flashes of inspiration, but it is difficult to continue to produce high-quality works.

The reason why the other six were sprayed was relatively simple, it was simply ugly.

There is a skit actor named Sun Tao in the Spring Festival Gala on Earth. The situation of the Blue Star Spring Festival Gala is equivalent. Six groups of Sun Tao performed six skits for the Blue Star audience. I feel that everyone can experience it for themselves.

"Brother Chuan, you think these people are scolded like this every year, why don't they have any intention of improving?" Cai Meng suddenly said.

"I'm used to scolding. Anyway, these people will go to the Spring Festival Gala if they don't scold. If that's the case, then it doesn't matter if you scold or not?" Xu Chuan sneered.

Having said this, Xu Chuan turned to look at Shen Huajin, who was eating noodles silently next to him, and asked, "Master, do you think the sketches in the Spring Festival Gala these years are funny?"

"I haven't seen it." Shen Huajin shook his head.

"Brother Chuan, it is said on the Internet that these sketches are not as fun as your interview at noon yesterday." Cai Meng said with a smile.

"Okay, this is not a good topic. You will only offend people and eat and eat." Xu Chuan was not very proud when he heard this. There is still an essential difference between a sketch and a few jokes.

If you let these sketch performers come over, you can tell a few jokes like Xu Chuan, maybe even better than Xu Chuan.

When Cai Meng heard this, he put down his phone and started to concentrate on eating.

She booked a ticket for noon today, and she will fly home directly later, so don't waste time.

At the same time, among the many roll kings who lived all night yesterday, there is a well-known UP host in the film and television area named [Li Liyuan Shangchao], who won the championship of this round.

His video was uploaded to various platforms at 8 o'clock in the morning.

As the first UP host to eat the traffic of the Spring Festival Gala, when he selected the topic, he had only one person in mind, and that was Xu Chuan.

He believes that with this topic, his videos will definitely become more popular.

The fact is also the same, Xu Chuan is now on the hot search on many platforms, and the song "Where does the time go" has sparked a lot of discussions.

Therefore, the title of his video is very straightforward: [The biggest winner of the Spring Festival Gala, the man who made everyone cry and laugh at the same time, Xu Chuan]

Click on the video, and you can hear his iconic voice: "Hello everyone, happy new year, I am Li Li, and the flowers are similar every year... It's the time of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala every year, let's review the past few years Spring Festival Gala.”

Having said that, the screen clips show the famous scenes of last year's Spring Festival Gala and the famous scenes of the previous Spring Festival Gala.

It is worth noting that the famous scenes here are not really famous scenes.

Rather, it is similar to the scene on earth, "My daughter will be 29 next year, quickly find a boyfriend, and she will be single and look like a dog."

So, after reviewing it for a while, the blogger’s voice sounded: “Forget it, let’s not review it. I thought that the language programs of the Spring Festival Gala in the past two years were the worst in the world.

But it turns out that I'm still young, and this year's Spring Festival Gala broke through my lower limit. Let's just say, are these shows good or not? Do you really have no clue in your Spring Festival Gala director team's mind?
To be honest, before watching this year’s Spring Festival Gala, I watched a lot of prediction videos, unfortunately, all of these betting videos are wrong, because they are all funnier than the Spring Festival Gala...”

In the 20-minute video, in the first 13 minutes, the blogger was running on the few language programs of the Spring Festival Gala.

After complaining to the end, the audience felt that he went off topic and went to the sky. Didn't they say that Xu Chuan is the biggest winner of the Spring Festival Gala? You have been talking about it for a long time now, and you haven't even seen Xu Chuan's shadow.

At the 14th minute, he still brought the topic back.

I saw him say in the video: "Of course, there is still a lot to praise about this Spring Festival Gala. The opera programs, song and dance programs, and acrobatic programs have maintained a high standard as always.

However, for me personally, this Spring Festival Gala has only three points that impressed me from the live broadcast of the derivative program during the daytime to the end of the official program at night.

The first one is the part where Xu Chuan was interviewed backstage at noon.

To be honest, my stomach hurt from laughing, especially when he said that his mobile phone software was squeezed and uninstalled.

We all know that no matter how many people there are in the backstage of the Spring Festival Gala, it is impossible for them to be crowded enough to uninstall the mobile phone software.

So Xu Chuan was talking nonsense in a serious manner.

But he was the only one who could say such nonsense.Because it is impossible for other artists to think that when it is too crowded, it is possible for someone to uninstall the software by mistake.

I did have the experience of accidentally uninstalling the software when the screen was unlocked when I was squeezing the subway in the morning rush hour.

I believe that Xu Chuan was able to say these words at the time, either he had experienced it himself, or he had seen people around him experience it. I am more inclined that he has experienced this kind of thing himself.

Now you know why these skits are getting uglier and uglier. Do you expect this group of people, who don’t even know what life is like for ordinary people, to perform empathetic skits?
Now I know why Xu Chuan can always poke everyone's jokes, right?
Because he knows what we are going through, and he knows what everyone's life is like.

This reminds me of when he was in "Happy Showdown", he said that his favorite thing to do for a while was to watch the scenery outside on the balcony, when everyone thought he liked to watch the scenery.

Then he changed the subject and said that because he only rented a balcony.

Did you find out that he always seems to be able to use a relaxed and humorous tone and way of expression to express similar problems that we ordinary people have faced.

He is like a humorous friend around us, he likes to cross his legs and brag with everyone, and make fun of himself from time to time.

He never lectured to the audience from above, telling us what to do.

All his humor points are basically offensive to himself.

But now these comedians in the Spring Festival Gala are trying to find a joke on the audience. What are you thinking?
Co-authoring a group of people who call themselves comedians, Xu Chuan might as well know what real humor is, right?
In addition, through this Spring Festival Gala, we can actually get a glimpse of Xu Chuan's deeper emotions.

The second thing that impressed me deeply about this Spring Festival Gala is when Xu Chuan sang "Where Does the Time Go?"

It is no exaggeration to say that I cried when I heard this song.

Looking at the lyrics of the song alone, it may be a little pretentious.

But when Xu Chuan sang it, the feelings expressed in the lyrics became sincere again in an instant.

Especially his singing and breath that became increasingly unstable as he progressed to the back of the Spring Festival Gala, were the key to impressing people.

It can be said that during this Spring Festival Gala, Xu Chuan not only made me laugh happily, but also made me cry thoroughly.

I believe that many people and I should feel the same. Among the Spring Festival Gala programs whose quality has been declining year by year, Xu Chuan's performance this year is really rare.

Finally, the third point that impressed me this Spring Festival Gala.

That was the public service advertisement with the theme of chopsticks that was shown before the live broadcast. It should be said that this advertisement was shot very well. Unfortunately, there is no public material of this advertisement on the Internet.

Otherwise, I really want to enjoy it again with everyone at the end of this program.

I can only say that although CCTV’s Spring Festival Gala was not very good, this commercial was shot really well. Although I don’t know which director did it, I still suggest giving the director of this commercial a bonus.

Well, this program is all over here, and finally I wish you all a new year..."

Needless to say, sometimes hard work is really useful.

While other bloggers in the film and television area have not yet made any move, this UP video called [Li Liyuan Shangchao] did not take long, and the data exploded directly.

Also under the catalysis of this video.

Xu Chuan, who was already on the hot search, has another entry #让我又咬哪听的徐川#.

And under this entry, many people even commented: [I really didn't expect that the funniest person in the Spring Festival Gala is Xu Chuan, and the most crying person is also Xu Chuan]

In addition, the "Chopsticks" that "Li Liyuan Shangchao" specifically mentioned was instantly recognized by many people.

Anyone who saw this public service advertisement during the live broadcast yesterday was basically impressed by this advertisement.

As a result, the entry # Chopsticks Public Service Advertisement # quickly became a hot search topic.

But the problem is that there are no public resources on the Internet now. Even if there is a rebroadcast version of the current Spring Festival Gala on the Internet, it starts directly from the opening dance.

The current situation on the Internet can be said to be quite different. A group of people who have seen it put it there to discuss what is good about this advertisement; another group of people who have not seen it have no idea what they are discussing.

Then many people went to the official account of CCTV to urge them to release this advertisement.

Advertising is about advertising.

What's the matter if you don't let it go?

Just like that, until around 11:[-] in the morning, the accounts of CCTV's major platforms successively updated a video.

This video is "Chopsticks".

Speaking of which, there were still a small number of people who saw this advertisement yesterday. After all, it was only 5 minutes, and it passed without paying attention.

Therefore, many people feel that those who have seen it are bragging.

But now after actually seeing this ad, everyone immediately changed the direction. This thing is really well shot.

Of course, whether it is good or not is put aside first, because everyone has discovered a greater joy.

There are still some differences between this "Chopsticks" and yesterday's live broadcast.

Yesterday's one was released directly.Today's online version, at the beginning, there is a black screen introducing the name of this public service advertisement, which is called "CCTV Public Service Advertisement-Chopsticks".

This name is of course nothing special. What is really special is that under this title, another line of subtitles is written [Xu Chuan Creative Works]

Not only that, when the Weibo platform was released, CCTV @xuchuan in the blog post copy that was also released.

These two discoveries immediately caused a stir on the Internet.

Because now everyone is influenced by that [Li Liyuan Shangchao], and they more or less have a concept in their minds.

That is, there are three impressive points in this Spring Festival Gala.

One is Xu Chuan being interviewed.

One is Xu Chuan singing.

The last one is this "Chopsticks" public service advertisement.

Of the three points, Xu Chuan took two, which has already made many Xu Chuan fans proud.It also made many passers-by think that Xu Chuan really showed his face this time.

But I never expected that it wasn't that he took up two of the three impression points, but he took up all three points. How the hell is this going to be justified?
All of a sudden, the entry of #徐川公益证费答子篇# became a hot search in an instant.

The [Li Liyuan Shangchao] who released the video directly updated a Weibo.

I saw him writing [@Xuchuan, Brother Chuan, you also shot the advertisement? ? ? ? ?How much labor fee did the Spring Festival Gala program team pay you? 】

Xu Chuan originally felt that it was necessary to show his respect to the contestant who was able to post a 20-minute video during the New Year's Eve.

This is a cruel man.

But since this guy stepped on other comedians when he boasted about himself, Xu Chuan still cannot have any public interaction with him.

But whether Xu Chuan interacts or not, there is actually no difference.

It's only noon on the first day of junior high school, and there are not so many people here. In the next few days, there will be some discussions on these things.

But Xu Chuan didn't have time to stare at these.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, people from Shen Huajin's house came to visit one after another and began to pay New Year's greetings.

And Xu Chuan, as Shen Huajin's apprentice, was dragged out of the list by his old man after breakfast, and asked him to take Shen Ping'an to visit the New Year.

In the past, Shen Ping'an was a girl from every family. She didn't want to go, and Shen Huajin didn't care.

After all, this year is different. Xu Chuan has to represent Shen Huajin and Zhu Lanyun to maintain interpersonal relationships.At the same time, it is also a necessary process to pass on the interpersonal relationship between Shen Huajin and Zhu Lanyun.

Time just passed by day by day.

In a blink of an eye, it was the seventh day of the seventh day.

　The card is stuck, and the card is so big.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)