I trade everything in Journey to the West

Half a decade passed by in a flash,

The courtyard is vast, with sparse flowers and trees, and rugged stones lingering around, giving it an indescribable atmosphere.

In the courtyard, there is an exquisite and elegant pavilion, octagonal in shape, covered with azure glazed tiles, shaded by some pines and bamboos, and emerald green running into it.

Coupled with the gentle sound of the nearby spring, it is uniquely quiet.

Fang Longye and Niu Demon King were sitting inside, with a small fire burning on the red clay stove on the table, green plums cooking wine, and they looked like they were enjoying a banquet.

"Good guy, after waiting for these people for half a month, there are only about ten missing~"

King Yu Tao sat on a soft couch. The clouds in front of him were constantly flowing, condensing into an octagonal mirror, reflecting the scene outside the Blue Wave Pond.

But seeing that there were not many people out of the two hundred or so people originally screened out, only about ten of them ran away, and the rest were still waiting hard by the pond.

“These people are really persistent!”

Demon King Peng also looked at the scene in the mirror. To be honest, he was really touched by the persistence of these guys outside who wanted to eat soft rice.

Of course, the main reason is that he has never seen a cuckold with so many people rushing to wear it~

"What's the point of perseverance?"

The Macaque King on the side heard the emotion of the Peng Demon King and couldn't help but sneered and said:
"Those who haven't left after being left out for so long are either thick-skinned and shameless, or they have psychological problems and like to be abused."

"Otherwise, they have a mission and must become the son-in-law of the All Saint Dragon King. In short, they are all a bunch of people who are trying to climb up the dragon and the phoenix, and none of them are good!"

"That's right," Fang Longye nodded in agreement:
"It's not shameful to cling to a dragon and a phoenix, and it's not incomprehensible to want to eat soft rice, but if you don't even give up your dignity for soft rice, then you are so worthless!"

And to be honest,
There is nothing that a man who can put down his dignity to eat soft food can do.

Although they look timid and weak now, in fact they may not know how rational they are without a bottom line! Really not worthy of sympathy~

Demon King Peng didn't say anything, and quickly waved his hands and said with a smile: "I'm just feeling a little emotional. Who can sympathize with a group of guys who barge in on the door?"

After laughing for a while, the seven people continued to drink. After a while, the All Saint Dragon King came over. He smiled and asked a few people to continue to come forward to support the assessment of these people.

Following the Wan Sheng Dragon King, Fang Longye and others came to a somewhat dilapidated palace south of the Dragon Palace.

There, about two hundred pretty boys had already been led outside the hall and were waiting.

This palace is said to be dilapidated, but that is only a relative term. In fact, it is made of ordinary materials. Compared with the magnificent palace next to it, it is a bit dull and the contrast is too big.

Of course, because it is a place where palace ladies and fish wives live, the environment is indeed a bit messy.

Needless to say, as soon as they arrived at the palace, these people knew that they were going to be humiliated again.

……

"cough~"

Seeing that the seven great sages and his Dragon King had arrived, Prime Minister Turtle coughed and said coldly:
"Congratulations to everyone for reaching this level, now we start the next assessment~"

After saying this, Prime Minister Turtle clapped his hands, and immediately someone came to these pretty boys with a series of cleaning tools.

"In this level, your task is to clean the palace inside and out. If anyone wants to be eliminated, they can just be lazy and catch the eye~"

These people who wanted to eat soft food looked at each other in confusion. They had come to this point, so naturally they had no choice but to swallow their anger and pick up the tools and start cleaning.

Unexpectedly, the test for them was not just as simple as tiring and tiring cleaning.

But I saw a lot of palace maids and nuns suddenly rushing in and out of the palace. They all pinched their waists and pointed at the work they were doing.

"Don't you have eyes like a dog slave? There is still a lot of dust in the cracks in the wall!"

"You're a piece of trash. You're so fussy about arranging things, what else can you do?!"

"This bathroom still smells bad! Clean it for me! Did you grow up eating shit?"

"What are you staring at? Don't you know who the examiner of this level is? If you stare at me again, you will be eliminated immediately!"

"What a coward! You can still stand it when I scold you like this, you coward!"

"..."

For a time, all kinds of obscene remarks were made against these pretty boys.

can be seen,

These palace people at the bottom of the Dragon Palace, whether they were the young and beautiful Yu Ji Bei Nu, or the Yu Lao Granny who looked like an old woman, all of them launched personal attacks on these people regardless of their image.

Especially those fish ladies who look like old women, good guys, their vicious posture reminded Fang Longye of the image of Grandma Rong in his previous life.

It's really more vicious than that.

"Damn, it's really hard to be a son-in-law like this!" Demon King Peng couldn't help complaining.

"These pretty boys are fucking trash!"

After complaining, Demon King Peng started scolding people again.

The main thing is to see these people, all of whom are obviously grown men, yet endure the insults of a group of women. It is really infuriating~

"What my son-in-law wants is trash... Well, this is what the All Saint Dragon King said." After hearing the words of the Peng Demon King, the Bull Demon King shook his head and laughed.

"Actually, it makes sense. If the son-in-law who comes to your home is too capable, it will be easy for him to become the guest. We need to prevent him from sleeping with his daughter and then kicking him away."

You are giving your own testimony, right?

When Fang Longye heard this, he couldn't help but glance at the Bull Demon King. This guy's original trajectory was to take the daughter of the Long Live Fox King as his concubine and take all Ji Lei Mountain and millions of belongings for himself.

However, what he said does make sense.

It's not that easy to be a house-based son-in-law, especially if you don't have much ability.

What the Halloween Dragon King did was understandable, and it was considered to be for the sake of his daughter.

If we don’t suppress the self-esteem of these people as much as possible, what if these people become rampant when they succeed?
It is common for sons-in-law to be beaten and scolded when they come to their home. Now they are being trained and trained to become a doormat who cannot fight back or scold back.

I just don’t know if Princess Halloween would be happy to accept such a doormat and become a cuckold~

After all, these days, even if you want to take over, you have to look into the eyes of other people's little fairies!

……

Deep in the Dragon Palace,

A small bamboo forest stands next to the water.

The windows on all sides are open, and the color of the leaves and the water are all soaked into it, making it full of color.

In the center, a treasure mirror hangs, with smoke and cloud textures behind it, and phoenix and dragon carvings, which are simple and gorgeous.

A girl of fifteen or sixteen years old, with gorgeous clothes and beautiful face, was looking at all the scenes in the dilapidated palace through this treasure mirror.

Every move of those pretty boys, as well as the expressions on their faces, can be seen clearly. This girl is none other than the Halloween princess who dared to sneak into the heaven and steal the Queen Mother's nine-leaf Ganoderma lucidum in the original trajectory.

At this moment, she had a gloomy look on her face, looking at the scene in the treasure mirror, her eyes filled with gloom.

"The princess is not satisfied with these people?"

The maid Lu He who was serving her asked hurriedly when she saw her princess's expression.

The maid Honglian on the other side couldn't help but rolled her eyes. This is nonsense. She doesn't even like these pretty boys, let alone the princess.

But if you know, you know, why ask? Every fool knows that the princess doesn't like those people, but the Dragon Prince does. Don't you mean to cause trouble for the princess?

Thinking of this, Honglian quickly winked at Luhe and signaled her to stop talking~
It's a pity that this green lotus has always been careless and has no sharp eyesight. Without waiting for Princess Wan Sheng's reply, she complained directly to herself:
"These pretty boys are indeed not very good. Although they look good and their cultivation is not bad, they are either sissies or cowards. They are not worthy of you, princess!"

Honglian closed her eyes and thought to herself, Sister Luhe, can you be more thoughtful? If the princess and the Dragon King get into trouble, wouldn't you be the one who instigates the trouble?
"Humph!"

Princess Wan Sheng looked at the pretty faces in the book with a look of hatred on her face, and said coldly:
"Everyone of them is a good man, but he is so weak and cowardly. My father is willing to find such a door-to-door son-in-law, but I am not happy to find such a husband!"

"Princess, it doesn't matter if you don't like these people,"

Honglian hurriedly came behind Princess Wan Sheng, held her shoulders, and whispered softly:

"Princess, just have a talk with the Dragon King! The Dragon King loves you the most. Even if he wants the stars in the sky, he will find a way to pick them for you~"

Princess Wan Sheng's expression did not improve upon hearing this. She knew better than Hong Lian why her father would recruit a consort for her so quickly and so resolutely~
"Okay! You go down~"

Princess Wan Sheng closed her eyes and thought for a while, then finally made up her mind, waved her sleeves and her hands, and dismissed the two personal maids Hong Lian and Lu He.

Subsequently,

She turned her hand over, and a blue-black token appeared in her palm, exuding unspeakable energy~
"Father, you forced me to do this~"

After saying this, Princess Wan Sheng resolutely crushed the green and black token in her hand.

"A thief,"

Watching the token turn into powder, she murmured to herself: "Didn't you say you wanted to come and steal the bride? I agreed! Whether you can marry me or not depends on your ability!"

……

In the dilapidated palace, the test of these pretty boys at the All Saints Dragon Palace continues.

After cleaning the palace,
After screening and eliminating some people, Prime Minister Turtle immediately announced that the next assessment would be conducted before these passers could take a breath.

Immediately, he sent a set of shabby linen gowns to each of these pretty boys, and asked them to change out of their gorgeous clothes.

"A son-in-law who comes to your home does not come to your home to enjoy the blessings!"

Prime Minister Turtle said these words in a cold voice.

After changing their clothes, the originally gorgeous clothes of these pretty boys were burned clean by Prime Minister Turtle in front of them.

This is actually a psychological suggestion, allowing them to let go of the past and accept their new identity.

After that, the assessment officially begins.

A group of men carrying dozens of large bamboo baskets entered the palace gate and came to these people.

These men placed dozens of large bamboo baskets in front of these pretty boys. You can see that there are a lot of clothes in the bamboo baskets, which are full.

They were colorful and looked like women's clothes, but they didn't smell good. There was an indescribable smell that made people sick.

"Holy shit, where did you get this pile of clothes? It's so dirty and stinky!" Demon King Peng, who was watching with joy, couldn't help but burrow his nose and complain.

"These are the clothes of those old fish ladies, and the people under the Dragon Palace specially selected some fish ladies who have entered the five declines of heaven and human beings."

"The five degenerates of heaven and man? No wonder~"

The Peng Demon King looked stunned when he heard this.

You must know that as long as a living being has not entered the Golden Immortal, there will be a day when his life will end, and the decline of the five gods and humans is unavoidable for anyone below the Golden Immortal.

The clothes are filthy, the hair on the head is wilted, the armpits are sweating, the body is stinky, and I am unhappy in my seat...

Just by listening to the various terms used for the specific vision of the five declines of gods and humans, one can imagine how unbearable the filth it brings.

This is not the filth caused by old age and death of mortals, but the filth caused by monks and immortals who are on the verge of death. Even golden immortals cannot avoid it.

"Who came up with the assessment method for this level? To be honest, it's really damaging~"

The Jiao Demon King saw that inside those big bamboo baskets, there were even those fish women's foot-binding socks. Just by looking at the yellow color, he knew what they smelled like.

You know, this level is obviously the same as the previous level of cleaning the palace. These pretty boys are not allowed to use their magic power, and they have to work hard to do it with their own hands.

If he was forced to wash dirty clothes and smelly socks for a group of old women, he would simply not live anymore.

"At this level, all you have to do is clean all these clothes and don't cover your nose for me. These skills are necessary for you to be a door-to-door son-in-law."

Prime Minister Turtle pointed to the clothes in the bamboo basket and said.

It has to be said that after several rounds of torture, these talented guys were all exhausted. Without saying anything, they directly distributed a batch of clothes to each other and walked towards the water tank.

Of course, this is also because at this point, the sunk costs of these people are already very high, and it is really not worthwhile to give up halfway.

Therefore,

Even if some people haven't completely smoothed their edges and still have some sense of honor and disgrace in their hearts, they still can't bear to give up. They can only grit their teeth and persevere, otherwise they would really be sorry for coming all the way and suffering so much.

But to be honest, Fang Longye, Niu Demon King and others are really not optimistic about the fate of these people. Again, soft rice is not that delicious.

These people are not strong-willed to begin with, otherwise they would not think of taking shortcuts. After being slowly suppressed, trained and brainwashed by the Wansheng Dragon Palace, it is difficult for their minds not to be distorted and affected.

Even if the person who wins in the end succeeds in becoming the consort, he can't even think about standing tall in the All Saints Dragon Palace, let alone reaping any benefits for himself.

Maybe she will become part of the Halloween Princess and her mistress' play, becoming a complete tool.

……

"Aha~"

Seeing these people taking the clothes to clean, Fang Longye yawned and said to the Wan Sheng Dragon King:
"It's getting late. This should be the last level today, right? How about we go back and rest first? The palace maid will be responsible for checking and accepting the results of these cowards. Let's come back tomorrow to continue the assessment?"

He has said so, what else can the All Saints Dragon King say? Regardless of his original plan, the All Saints Dragon King can only support his proposal with both hands. Besides, it is indeed getting late today.

As for the Bull Demon King, the Jiao Demon King and others, they all had the same idea as Fang Longye and did not want to waste time with these losers here, so they also nodded in praise.

in this way,

Fang Longye and the others swaggered away from the palace, leaving behind only a group of soft-boiled men who kept cleaning up and the palace maids and fish wives who were assessing them.

……

(End of this chapter)