I trade everything in Journey to the West

"You can tell it's not a good thing at first glance, you can go back!"

A fish lady dressed in bright clothes came to a real immortal with fair appearance and radiant spirit. After taking one look at him, she cursed rudely.

Another fish woman next to her raised and lowered her hands on a handsome human fairy, and then opened her mouth and sprayed wildly at him:
"You are so thin that you are covered with ribs and have no meat at all. With your physique, can our princess be satisfied? Are you willing to be the consort of our Dragon Palace?"

"You are so short, are you a rat? Eliminated!" Another fish woman walked up to a demon fairy who was less than seven feet tall. Without even looking at him, she announced that she would be eliminated.

"With unkempt beard, disheveled hair, and smell of alcohol, he is too slovenly and will be eliminated!"

A disheveled immortal with a hip flask hanging from his waist and a bit of a madman's demeanor was dismissed as worthless by the fish lady who came to him for assessment.

"The eyes are wandering around, and there is no focus. His heart must be evil, and he will be eliminated!" An obviously good-looking immortal was scolded by the fish lady who came to him.

"My legs are flaccid and my face is pale. I must be overindulging in sexual pleasure. Yet I have the nerve to come here and be eliminated!"

Some fair-faced immortals also did not escape the humiliation of these fish wives.

Fang Long, Buffalo Demon King and the others sat on the high platform and looked at the guys below who wanted to eat soft rice. They were humiliated by the fish wives who looked like human old women and cried for their fathers and mothers. They couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"By the way, is this so-called second level an assessment of the looks of these pretty boys?"

Demon King Peng sat on the high platform and laughed.

Fang Longye smiled and shook his head when he heard this and said:

"Fourth, you are wrong about this, or you are only half right. The assessment of appearance is only incidental. What is more, it is to further suppress these people and select those with docile temperaments."

Saying,

He then motioned to Demon King Peng to look at the few "talents" who had passed the assessment of the fish wives.

among them,

Most of them are pretty tall, but they can't be said to be very handsome. They just have pretty features and are very good-looking. Their temperament is gentle and gentle.

And this kind of person with a gentle and gentle temperament is usually not easy to get angry, can tolerate it, and is not good at quarreling. He will only get scolded in the future.

It can be said that he is an excellent material for being a door-to-door son-in-law.

Well, there are only two of them. They are very handsome. They are calm and measured in the face of all kinds of difficulties from the fish wives. They are very extraordinary and impeccable.

"Damn it, a fairy with such a good image and temperament wants to be a pretty boy, the world has really changed!"

The Peng Demon King shook his head.

Fang Longye smiled and said no more, but looked at the Wan Sheng Dragon King sitting beside him and said with a smile:
"Old Dragon King, what I just said was right!"

"But it's your fault. In order to choose a satisfactory son-in-law, you are really picky! Is your daughter willing to have her future husband be a coward who can be beaten and scolded?"

Fang Longye had reservations about this.

To know,
It's not that this Wan Sheng Princess is very beautiful. The old Dragon King also pulled her out to present her to the seven of them before. She can only be described as having a beautiful face, but she is just that kind of ordinary beauty.

Nothing caught his eye.

Just like what was said in Journey to the West in the previous life, borrowed from the two fish spirits Benboerba and Baboerben, "there are twenty points of talent with beautiful faces" and "more delicate girls, enchanting and beautiful", that's all.

But if we talk about temperament, then there is something to say.

The so-called Dragon Palace Princess is very rare in the earthly immortal world, but there are not many like Princess Wan Sheng who dare to sneak into the Heavenly Palace and steal the nine-leaf Ganoderma lucidum grass planted by the Queen Mother in front of the Lingxiao Palace.

Without commenting on her behavior, just in terms of courage, she is not weak. And for a bold woman like her who has always dared to love and hate, it is hard to imagine that she would like her future husband to be a coward who is willing to be beaten and scolded.

"What the young master said is true. This is what I thought about the process." Seeing Fang Longye looking at him with a smile, the Wan Sheng Dragon King hurriedly smiled and said.

then,

He sighed and explained to several people:
"There is no way. It is too difficult to find a handsome, obedient, and capable son-in-law these days. It is easy to be handsome and capable. Many of these people below meet this standard. But when it comes to being obedient, then only those like In this way, I selected them layer by layer~"

"As for Little Wan Sheng, her opinions have always been 'the orders of parents and the words of matchmakers' since ancient times. Besides, I am a descendant like her, can I still harm her?"

"scoff~"

The Macaque King couldn't help but sneer when he heard this. He had a very eccentric temperament, and the All Saint Dragon King, who was just a golden immortal, would not put him in his eyes, nor would he save any face for him. He said unceremoniously:
"Old Dragon King, what you say is better than what you sing. To put it bluntly, it's not that you are reluctant to part with your family property because you are afraid that your daughter will attract wolves into the house~"

The All Saint Dragon King couldn't help but blush when he heard this, and defended himself, saying:
"Great Sage of Ventilation, you are looking down upon me. This old man is not reluctant to part with his family property. He is really thinking about his daughter."

"Parents are never afraid that their daughter will use up their family fortune, but they are afraid that their daughter will be unkind and her whole life will be ruined in the hands of a man. That is the most unacceptable thing for a parent."

"All of you, the great sages, are young and promising. Few of you have a family or a career. Even if you have, you have not yet given birth to an heir. When you have heirs, especially a daughter, you will understand my thoughts. ~"

"Tch, it sounds grand,..."

Seeing that the Macaque King wanted to explain, Fang Longye waved his hand, interrupted him and said:
"Okay, Sixth Lao, the old Dragon King's words are sincere and don't seem to be high-sounding."

"That's right,"

The Bull Demon King also spoke to help:

"As a parent, you take great care of your children. You, Lao Liu, have not yet become a parent, so naturally you cannot understand the Dragon King's thoughts."

The Macaque King curled his lips when he heard this, obviously not very convinced, but since the boss and second brother had said so, he naturally couldn't refute anything.

The All Saint Dragon King was also interested, and he hurriedly smiled and said: "I see that the Great Sage of Ventilation was quite interested in testing these people before? How about giving it a try?"

When the Macaque King heard this, he couldn't help but be eager to give it a try, but when he thought about his identity, he couldn't bear to be associated with those fish wives, so he gave up the plan.

He hummed, waved his hands and said reservedly: "This is still the second level, let's talk about it later!"

……

In this way, after a "beauty contest", out of thousands of pretty girls, only about 300 people were left.

Seeing this, Guicheng nodded with satisfaction, then clapped his hands again and said:
"Next, is the third level!"

Then, he ordered the fish wives: "Okay, let's start checking their bodies!"

"body check?"

The pretty boys who stayed behind were still happy that they had passed the second level. When they heard Prime Minister Turtle's words, they couldn't help but be startled, and then their expressions changed drastically.

But seeing these fish women who looked like old women, they were pulled up one by one with a smile and walked to a palace that had been arranged not far away.

The look on his face was so chilling that no boy would think twice about it. These pretty boys wanted to break free, but most of them gave up. It was not because of lack of cultivation.

In fact, few of these fish ladies have become immortals, and most of them are only in the Yuanshen realm. It is very easy for them to break free.

But after all, the position of Prince Consort of the All Saints Dragon Palace is just around the corner. Except for a few immortals who can't stand the continuous humiliation of the All Saints Dragon Palace, most of them cooperate with the fish ladies and enter the palace not far away. That palace, undergo the so-called physical examination.

After a while,

These pretty boys who followed the fish ladies into the palace for inspection cautiously, each holding their own number plates, filed out of the palace.

His face was filled with an expression of despair and tears, as if he had been greatly humiliated.

It was indeed a great insult, even though these fish wives didn't really do anything to them.

But just imagine,
If you were naked, surrounded by a group of old women, and had to accept their comments, how would you feel?
It’s really a naked insult~
After coming out, these pretty boys found with bewildered expressions that there was no one on the high platform, and the seven great saints and the All Saint Dragon King were missing.

"Ahem~" Prime Minister Gui coughed and said:
"His Majesty the Dragon King and the seven great saints are tired of waiting. They have gone back to rest. We will discuss the fourth level later!"

These pretty boys looked at each other. How long had they been there in total? This is boring. You really don’t take these people seriously~

"Just wait here!"

Prime Minister Turtle waved his hand casually and ignored these people. He left them behind, separated the waterway with the fish wives, and returned to the All Saints Dragon Palace.

……

Bibotan, All Saints Dragon Palace.

There was a garden full of exotic flowers and plants, rockeries and strange rocks. Fang Longye and the seven of them were sitting in an octagonal pavilion, sipping the fragrant tea and pastries brought by the maid.

"These guys are quite calm!"

The Jiao Demon King cast a water mirror technique to show the scene outside the Bibo Pond, but he saw that although these pretty faces looked at each other, none of them left.

He couldn't help but laugh.

"How about that old Dragon King Wansheng, will he keep them dry for another ten days and a half? It's obvious that these people are very patient! They are far from their limit~"

Demon King Peng threw a cake into his mouth, looked at these people through the water mirror technique, and smiled.

"In ten days and a half, there will always be people who can't bear it anymore. It's just a good time to screen them again. Those who are able to stay will definitely be more sincere."

Fang Longye also glanced at these people, shook his head and laughed. To put it bluntly, this is actually increasing the sunk costs of these "talents" in disguise.

This will make it harder for them to give up and persevere in the face of even more excessive pressure and tests.

"That's right, we can use this to beat them again!" the Bull Demon King said solemnly.

"Based on this, this Ten Thousand Saint Dragon King is not choosing a son-in-law, he is clearly torturing them to death!" King Yu Tao couldn't help but sigh.

The Ten Thousand Saint Dragon King just said that there are still several levels waiting for these people.

Not only that, the old dragon also said,
If after all the designed tests are over, there are still many people who have passed the level, he will continue to design levels to continue testing these people.

Until the number of people is reduced to about ten.

"Lao Qi, don't worry about it. You don't stand for election, and you still complain about these people? I still think that the All Saint Dragon King is not strong enough!"

The Macaque King rolled his eyes and said speechlessly.

"By the way, Lao Liu,"

The lion and camel king, who had always been taciturn, suddenly remembered something and asked with a gossipy face:

"Aren't you a good listener and well-informed? I have never figured it out. This Wan Sheng Princess is already an adult, but according to the age of the dragon clan, she has just reached the age of hair. The Wan Sheng Dragon King is so anxious to find her so early. Husband-in-law, do you think it’s a hidden knot in the bead and you need to find someone to take over?”

As soon as the lion camel king said this, the other five people immediately attracted the interest, and they all looked at the macaque king.

"Hehe, fifth brother, I see how little you talk, but I didn't expect you have a lot on your mind!"

The Macaque King chuckled and teased the Lion and Camel King, then changed the subject and said:
"But, I don't know either."

"There are three things I don't do: see no evil, hear no evil, and speak no evil. I won't pry about what you said, and I won't tell you if I know it~"

"cut!"

Before the Lion and Camel King said anything, the Peng Demon King became dissatisfied. He said with disdain:

"Do you think that apart from you, we have no way of knowing if there is any connection?"

The macaque king made a face and said: "Then fourth brother, give it a try and see what you can figure out~"

After hearing what he said, several people secretly thought that there was indeed something involved here, and they all secretly deduced it, but they couldn't deduce anything.

The same was true for Fang Longye, who felt that everything was in chaos, and it was impossible to know what the specific relationship was.

"This is because the people involved have great supernatural powers behind them." The Bull Demon King raised his head and said in a deep voice.

"The second brother is right~"

Fang Longye nodded in agreement.

Thanks to his experience, he often dealt with people who had great supernatural powers taking care of them. He was quite experienced and could confirm that the Bull Demon King was right.

"I don't know if the Wan Sheng Princess has a secret knot. After all, it involves a person with great supernatural powers. Maybe there are ways to cover it up. But I can be sure that Lao Wu is right about one thing. That is, she is the prince consort that those pretty boys outside are fighting for. The position is indeed a takeover."

Now that this was mentioned, Fang Longye no longer concealed it, since the All Saint Dragon King was not present anyway.

He was very accomplished in dual cultivation. When Princess Wan Sheng came out to greet them, he could tell at a glance that she was no longer Yunying.

Even based on the original Journey to the West he had read in his previous life, he could vaguely guess who the guy who had won the Halloween Princess' red pill was.

When the Bull Demon King and others heard this, they couldn't help but look at the pretty boys outside with sympathetic expressions on their faces. These people were really unlucky. They worked hard and endured humiliation, all just to grab a cuckold~

I don’t know in the end, which one of these pretty girls who have endured humiliation will be the unluckiest to be chosen by the All Saint Dragon King and win the cuckold~
Just sighing,

A dragon girl came to visit and said that the All Saint Dragon King invited them to have a meal in the front hall. The seven of them took one last look at these unlucky people, stopped paying attention to them, and went happily.

Who does the Halloween Dragon King look for to take over? What does it have to do with the seven of them? It’s not like we’re looking for them to take over anyway.

As for the unlucky ones outside, they are all shameless guys who want to eat soft food. They deserve to suffer for a cuckold~
(End of this chapter)