I, my father-in-law, set off a frenzy of public examinations in ancient times

But people say that "art comes from life", what inspired the author to write these? ...

Guan Yujun didn't know, all she knew was that after she had finished reading all the papers, someone had already started handing in the papers ahead of time, and Guan Yujun was also surprised?How did you answer so quickly? ...

It was already dark, so she simply took the exam papers she had handed in and returned to the palace.

Almost at the Qianqing Palace, Guan Yujun rubbed his flat belly again... Forget it, it's more important to make the tooth sacrifice first.She abducted directly to Shangshan Supervisor.

It stands to reason that the current Shangshan prison has just finished dinner, which should be the most leisure time, but Guan Yujun just stepped into the gate of Shangshan prison, and was hit by a person in the chest...

"Ouch!~" Guan Yujun sat down on the steps in a "buttocks backwards, flat sand and wild geese" style.

Guan Yujun, who had no food in his belly, couldn't help wondering whether he had committed a crime with this Shangshan supervisor?Why do you have to fall every time you come? ...

Immediately afterwards, Luo Yaokong's handsome face with slender eyebrows appeared in front of her eyes, and the anxiety on his face did not seem to be fake, "Xiao Guan, are you okay?!—"

Then he stretched out his long arms, took Guan Yujun into his arms, and led her to stand up, just like his moonfall came that night, saving Guan Yujun from the deep well... and, more importantly, , he still has a smell of food on his body...

Guan Yujun suddenly felt less hungry... She hugged Luo Yaokong's arm and said intoxicatedly, "You smell so good..."

broken!Guan Yujun's heart trembled, this line is so familiar... Daju is actually me? ! ——

But Zuo Shaojian, who had no winks, directly and exaggeratedly pulled Guan Yujun out of Luoyaokong's "scented" embrace, and looked him up and down: "Little Eunuch Guan, are you okay?! Did you break it?" ..."

Guan Yujun patted his buttocks, "What's the matter? You've been jumping around all day long... um? Could it be that you guys bullied my brother Luo again?——" Guan Yujun thought of the scene where Luo Yaokong had just rushed out, and his heart ached. Nothing to worry about.

"Hey, hello! It's really not true...Xiao Luozi, please explain to little Guan Gonggong..." Zuo Shaojian lowered his hands, desperately pointing to Luo Yaokong with his eyes, not even daring to poke him.

Luo Yaokong turned his face: "Xiaoguan, I'm really fine. It's just that there was an accident in the Shangshan prison, and everyone was catching snakes... I didn't see you just now, so I ran into you..."

"Catch, snake?..."

Zuo Shaojian quickly explained the whole story clearly, it was Han Yinchu, who had been drinking for some reason in the past two days, and even called out the hottest, strongest, oldest and other "most" wines by name.

Shangshan Supervisor couldn't help it, so he gave away all the good wine and fine wine, but His Majesty's interest in drinking remained undiminished, so he focused on the medicinal wine brewed with live snakes for a long time.

"...Little Eunuch Guan, you don't know! I just opened this jar of wine, and the bamboo leaf green that had been soaking for several years came straight out. Coming towards my face--

Fortunately, I was holding a chicken in my hand at that time, and used it to block it, otherwise I would have to see Hades today! ...

Later, you saw it, and while we tightened our trousers, we looked for snakes around until we bumped into you..."

Just because: Is it true that no one considers speaking up for me? ...

What happened to Han Yinchu recently?Gu Long is up?Doesn't he still want to ride the fastest horse, climb the highest mountain, eat the spiciest food, play with the sharpest knife, and kill the most ruthless person?
Or just fell in love? ...

Guan Yujun asked the still shocked Zuo Shaojian: "How long is that snake? How thick is it?"

"No, less than two feet...about the thickness of two fingers..."

"Oh..." Guan Yujun was a little disappointed, and there was only enough for one meal... "Then what, go find a cat..."

"Ah? What?! Cats can catch snakes?—" Everyone looked at each other suspiciously.

"Of course..." "No need!——" Before Guan Yujun could explain clearly, Luo Yaokong directly blocked her words, and they all followed his line of sight, and there was a green body Distinctive, orange-tinged tail.

"Be careful!—", "Be careful, Xiao Luozi!"... The shouts one after another did not affect Luo Yaokong at all, but alarmed the snake, and the tail was disappearing under the cupboard at a speed visible to the naked eye. , but falls faster than it:
He immediately bent down, grabbed the slippery tail and threw the green bamboo leaf into the air! ——

Everyone hurriedly fled and evaded, but Luoyaokong spotted the snake passing by in the air, stepped forward quickly and shot, and in an instant, he clamped the seven inches of Zhuyeqing with quick eyesight and hands!
That Zhuyeqing, still clinging to a pair of scales, is coiled up in the air, ready to spring up and bite at any time.

But because it was pinched seven inches and its life gate was restrained, even if it looked like it was going to transform into a dragon or a dragon at any time, it would be killed in an instant and become a dead thing. Rotten in the mud.

Guan Yujun stepped forward to touch Zhuyeqing who was wrapped around Luoyaokong's wrist, and said with a playful smile:
"Snake, snake, you are full of treasures!~
Snake gall improves eyesight, cures malnutrition and kills insects; snake bone is used as medicine, mainly treats chronic pain; snake blood nourishes and strengthens the body; snake whip strengthens yang, warms kidney and relieves pregnancy; snake oil is edible, beautifying and nourishing the skin...even snake skin can be used Use it to make erhu! ..."

Hearing Guan Yujun's words, the people in the Shangshan Supervisor changed their terrified gazes at the snakes to curious and greedy ones... Good guy, it turns out that snakes can not only make wine...

One of the little eunuchs asked in disbelief: "Is it really so magical?—"

Zuo Shaojian patted him on the head hard: "Put away your ignorant appearance! Can there be any falsehoods in what Little Guan Gonggong said?——

The more beautiful the flower, the more thorny it is, the more expensive the 'ingredient', the more poisonous and difficult to catch... Isn't this reasonable? -"

Luo Yaokong looked at the immobile chicken, and felt that Zuo Shaojian was really "speaking rough but not rough":
The chicken was able to run two steps after being bitten just now, but now it has fallen to the ground and is completely dead. It is enough to see that although the snake venom is overbearing, it cannot kill people immediately...

Guan Yujun continued: "...But tonight, your biggest use is your meat!——

As for me, Mr. Guan, I’m going to use your meat to make snake soup!Being able to enter the stomachs of Emperor Dayong and me is also a treat that other Zhuyeqing cannot enjoy. Your snake life is worth it! ..."

Just about to tighten his fingers to pinch Zhuyeqing to death, Luoyaokong's pupils suddenly lit up. The jet-black pupils were like black snakes that were all black but so shiny that they would glow.

ps: Not all snakes have medicinal value, and Zhuyeqing is to protect animals, so it cannot be used as medicine or potted casually~~~