I, my father-in-law, set off a frenzy of public examinations in ancient times

"'One blow for you, Peng Tuan nine days', star school, I wish you a 'golden list title'!——" Guan Yujun blocked the sight of the people behind for Xia Xing school, and handed the exam fuel bag to Xia Xing school who was on the horse .

Xia Xingxiao chewed the word "Jun", and for some reason his face turned red, and he jumped straight into the gate of the examination institute.

After watching her go in, Guan Yujun heaved a sigh of relief and waved his hand: "It's time, close the hospital!"

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Guan Yujun walked from the front to the back in the huge exam room but very close to each other, announcing the rules and discipline of the exam room loudly:
"Dear candidates from all over the world, my name is Guan Yujun,
Some of you may have heard of me, the Enke exam questions I give you!Today, I am also here to invigilate the exam for you, and I will supervise the whole process of grading papers and publishing the rankings, and I am committed to creating a 'fair and just' exam environment for everyone!

Although entrainment is not prohibited in this exam, you still have to abide by the discipline of the exam room!Those who violate discipline will have their test scores voided and be kicked out on the spot!

Everyone, please remember well and do it yourself. There are three "don'ts" in the examination room: Don't eat too loudly to affect other students, don't turn the book too loudly to affect other students, and don't make frequent changes to affect other students! "

Just as everyone was about to start a chattering discussion, they remembered the "Three Do's" and covered their mouths tightly. One of the younger students looked a little ignorant of the world. He mustered up his courage, but he still swelled With a red face, he stammered and asked:

"Guan, Master Guan, what should I do if I am so sleepy that I fall asleep and disturb other people..."

"Pfft!——" This sincere speech made Guan Yujun burst into laughter:
"That doesn't count, I still hope that everyone can rest at night, and the energy will be better the next day... Cough cough!" Guan Yujun straightened his expression and continued:

"Similarly, there are three 'permissions' in the examination room: in order to avoid the 'cold spring' from affecting you, there are hot water, soup pots and charcoal basins in the examination room for twelve hours, and you are allowed to raise your left hand at any time when you feel cold at night;
Second, Gongtong will be replaced by someone every half a day. If you want to take it away in advance, you are allowed to signal with your right hand at any time;
Third, if there is not enough snacks and dry food, or if there is not enough pen, ink, paper and inkstone, you are also allowed to raise your hands to signal at any time!Candidates, did you hear me clearly? -"

"Listen clearly!——" All the students are in high spirits. Can you not be excited to participate in such a "worry-free" imperial examination for the first time?

Now everything is ready, I only owe myself to turn what I have learned into a shareholder wind! ...

"I announce now! Dayong's first Kuimao Nian Enke Examination begins now!——Start issuing papers!——"

Guan Yujun picked up a writing brush that was almost as tall as hers, and with all his might, slammed it on the huge gong, and performed a ceremony similar to a "ribbon-cutting" in a dignified manner. There is a hint of order in the "rustling" sound of hair curls.

Grinning her teeth, Guan Yujun asked someone to help her move the big pen in her arms, and complained in her heart that the bookstore that sponsored the delivery of exam stationery and made this big pen was a bit too real? ...

But then again...

Guan Yujun waved at Xiaoyu, and Xiaoyu immediately came forward with a basket.

She opened the top cover, and inside were the latest and hardcover travel notes, story books, and strange stories sent to her by the bookstore; because she mentioned that she would be bored when invigilating the exam, they politely called "" Boredom Magazine" was sent to her.

Guan Yujun was very concerned, and walked leisurely around the examination hall with his hands behind his back, watching some students holding the examination papers and still thinking, some already picking up their pens to write quickly, and some biting With a tangled expression on the pen holder, some tremblingly held the paper and wanted to cry without tears...

Hmm~~~ Guan Yujun nodded, these appearances are very reasonable and normal...

After inspecting the whole circle, the discipline in the examination room was surprisingly better than expected. Guan Yujun felt relieved, returned to the starting position, sat on the grand teacher's chair with Erlang's legs crossed, and began to read the comic book.

Xiaoyu leaned close to her ear and said in a low voice, "Little Eunuch Guan, the person who came to deliver the books said that the bottom one is a new one and hasn't been sold publicly yet, and that one is the first draft..."

Guan Yujun's eyes lit up instantly: "But the new work of the author of "Bian Erchai"?"

"Exactly..."

"Hehehe~... Hurry up, wash your hands—" Guan Yujun showed full respect for the "artist" no matter how anxious he was; when he sat down again, he solemnly and sacredly took out the bottom of that book.

After reading a few chapters, Guan Yujun was quickly attracted:

This story is about the reincarnation of a famous official surnamed Guan. He wanted to find Duke Qi, who was his assistant in the previous life, to continue to achieve their great cause. However, the king of Han asked the "fox fairy" to come out of the mountain and reincarnate Hu to assist the king of Han. ;
The fox fell in love with the king of Han, and he didn't want to bring the famous minister to the king of Han, so he turned himself into the appearance of the official and came to the king of Han as a counselor;

No matter how much the fox demon pretends to be, he is not a minister with a strategic mind; not only did he fail to lead the country to prosperity, but instead lured King Han to be greedy, so that King Han would only drink and drink with the fox demon every day.

That fox demon is "Guan Daren" for a while, and "Guan Meiren" for a while, and the front court and the harem seem to have become his special field.

As a human being, the fox demon is very different from his previous living habits. He still indulges in fun every day, and soon becomes a "youth with hemorrhoids". The fox demon is very surprised and confused, so he can only look for the human doctor see a doctor.

The doctor knew "Master Guan" or "Beauty Guan" as soon as he got the pulse. If the pulse is different, it is definitely not human, so he quietly summoned the wizard to plan to kill the harm; but on the day of the real action, he found that the fox demon was not dead, but King Han was dead. up!
Just because the fox demon and Han Wang hang out every day, Han Wang has long coaxed Han Wang to hand over the "human yang" that humans only have, so as to save the fox demon from catastrophe!
At this time, the fox demon could have turned into his original form and left, but because he loved King Han so much that he couldn't extricate himself, he went to heaven and earth to find a way for King Han to be resurrected. To be slaves and servants from generation to generation: as eunuchs, grooms, servants...

In the end, King Han was revived, and the fox demon became a eunuch for the second time, and the two are still entangled with each other from life to life...

Guan Yujun was amazed when he read it. This book involves many elements such as "gods and ghosts, fairy monsters, homosexuality and court", and also involves some physics knowledge-quantum entanglement. I have invested in this project! ...

It's just that the ending is not good, and the problem of the fox demon's love brain must be corrected.In the end, I had to change into a fox demon and go to the human world to experience calamities, in order to cultivate immortals...