I, my father-in-law, set off a frenzy of public examinations in ancient times

Chapter 118
As soon as he raised his body, the long-legged Han Yinchu took three steps in parallel and kicked his long legs beside Li Laoer. Li Laoer immediately covered his calf and shin, and couldn't get up for a long time because of cold sweat. .

"What should be the punishment for a 'little devil' like you? You are nothing more than a gadfly who sucks some blood from jackals. If I run over you, I'm afraid my hands will be dirty..."

From Li's second angle, only the tight jaw angle of the tall young man can be seen; even if he is standing facing him with the backlight, the sharp outline is like a sharp blade, which will emit a sharp blow when it hits the wind. clanging.

The other little man, who always had a smile on his face, came forward rubbing his hands.He squatted at the feet of the tall young man, and said naively:
"How about 'boat punishment'? It puts you on a small boat, with your back tied to the boat, but your hands, feet, and head are in the air;

Then smear milk and honey on your body, not to let you fend for yourself in this 'Dongting Lake'!Instead, put you in a muddy pond full of toads and mosquitoes laying eggs, and stay with mosquitoes and flies every day, and bask in the poisonous sun under the sun;

If you're lucky, someone feeds you and smears you with honey every day, and you'll live seventeen days in your own shit, insect eggs, and honey...

Hey you! -"

Before Guan Yujun finished speaking, she smelled a fishy smell. It was inconvenient for her to back up while squatting, so Han Yinchu immediately picked up her legs and "carried" her away from this place. range that can be covered.

For some reason, Guan Yujun thought of the full-color "Ben Erchai" she bought. There is a mirror play in it...

stop stop!Can't think about it anymore! ——

Guan Yujun poked Han Yinchu's chest behind him with his elbow: "Master, master, let me down..."

Han Yinchu laughed heartily at the invisible place behind Guan Yujun: If it wasn't for the smell of urine in the wind, this would be the best time to confess, Guan Yujun wouldn't be able to escape even if he wanted to...

"Let's have some breakfast, everyone, 'egg-skinned whitebait soup' is ready..." The boatman held a pot of fish soup that made people salivate three thousand feet, and was away from the "Conjoined Twins" Han Yinchu and Guan Yujun. Stopping at a distance of ten feet;
Then lowered his eyes, looking at the sky for a while, the boat for a while, and Li Laoer for a while, but he didn't look at Guan Yujun and Han Yinchu in front of him.

Guan Yujun hurriedly broke free from Han Yinchu's shackles, and eased the embarrassment with the wind from his hand: "Hehehe, uncle, don't get me wrong, we are imitating 'Ganjiang Moxie'..."

Unbelief was written all over the boatman's face: "Aren't the couple Mo Xie and the swordsmith a man and a woman..."

Guan Yujun opened his mouth wide, not knowing what to make of "sophistry", and then the boatman uncle continued: "But the current emperor likes men, I think it's because I'm old after all..."

Guan Yujun's nostrils kept flaring: This is a big melon! ——

Immediately afterwards, her eyes couldn't help glancing at Han Yinchu: she stayed with this dog emperor all day long, and she didn't know that he was a crook? ...

The pupils of Han Yinchu's eyes trembled: He has something for Guan Yujun... Does everyone in Dayong know that he co-authored this?Wait, is this the reason why all the contestants this year are uglier than the other? ! ——

The boatman didn't realize the undercurrents of the two in front of him at all, and looked at Li's second child lying on the ground with a look of surprise and fear: "He, he, he, he, he died?—"

Guan Yujun stepped forward and kicked him, and the latter groaned twice: "It's okay old man, he just fainted from fright, don't be afraid."

The boatman saw that Li Laoer's crotch was obviously darker, and his disgust was palpable: "What did you say to him? Are you so scared?——"

"It's just to scare him into giving him a 'boat punishment'. How can we civilized people really do this? Isn't it right, master?——"

Guan Yujun turned his head away, wanting Han Yinchu to support her, so as not to deepen the uncle's impression of them as "perverts"; but turning his face away, Han Yinchu seemed to be really thinking about something.

Guan Yujun's heart "thumped—" for a moment: It's broken, won't it stimulate the bad latent factors of the dog emperor, right?
She pulled out a "stiff" smile: "Master, master, you don't really think about the operability of implementing the 'boat punishment'?..."

Han Yinchu leaned on the cabin and crossed her chest, looking at her with a smile on her lips, noncommittal.

Guan Yujun swallowed, and continued to force a smile: "Master, master, stop laughing, I'm afraid..."

"Guest officers, let's have dinner first!—" In the end, the boatman uncle finally realized that the undercurrent between the two of them was really weird, so he bravely spoke out to break the deadlock.

Han Yinchu's eyelids drooped, and he glanced at the direction where Li Lao Er was lying, and said silently: He doesn't want to eat.

If you don't eat, you don't eat.

Guan Yujun was not used to his faults, pinched his nose to ignore the strange smell, took a mouthful of fish soup with a spoon, and put it into his mouth first.

"Hoohoo!——" Guan Yujun stuck out his tongue to relieve the scorching heat; but because the fish soup was so delicious, he couldn't help but scooped it up again, put it into his mouth again, and then scalded it again , and repeat.

Han Yinchu really couldn't stand Guan Yujun's reincarnated appearance like a starved ghost, so he stepped forward and grabbed Guan Yujun's upper arm: "Can't you eat it after cooling it down?"

Guan Yujun couldn't help it, so he scooped up his mouth again, and then put it under his lips and kept blowing to cool down. During this interval, he talked to the old boatman:
"Uncle, you just mentioned the four major families of 'Mengluo Jinghu', but only the Meng family of the Yuezhou clan, Mr. Jing, the chief envoy, and Mr. Hu, the magistrate of Yuezhou, appeared. What does the 'Luo' of the second family refer to? Which one is it?...

Hey, master, that's mine! -"

Guan Yujun watched Han Yinchu hold her hand and put the delicious fish soup in the spoon in her hand into his own mouth, and he would be turned into a puffer fish!

This person insists on waiting for her to blow it cold before drinking, this guy is so shameless! ——

The boatman uncle "has no face to look at" again, covering his face, ashamed and hot-eyed:
"Young master, you should have heard of the 'Luo family' who was known as the 'No. [-] family in the world' more than ten years ago!"

Guan Yujun and Han Yinchu looked at each other and nodded: "Yes, but the Luo family is really a 'poor family' now! What's more, there is suspicion of opposing the Tian family—the Han family, why? Maybe it’s still a local clan?”

"The guest officer only knows one thing but doesn't know the other. The Luo family is always 'a centipede that dies but not stiff'. How could it fall apart so easily? They don't know that they changed their surname to 'Luo', relying on their intertwined relationship with the other three families, Colluding with the local high officials in Huguang, and occupying the Dongting Lake, they are the real 'Dongting tyrants'!"

(End of this chapter)