I, my father-in-law, set off a frenzy of public examinations in ancient times

Chapter 117 Fugu
When Li Laoer woke up, he only heard the sound of a kitchen knife being chopped on the cutting board outside.

He didn't think much about it, he just thought that the boatman was cooking fish to eat according to his order, but then he thought: that's not right~ Killing fish is just a matter of one knife?Why did you chop so much? ...

He stood up slightly, looked through the gap in the curtain of the boat, and saw that the old man rowing the boat was missing, and the two people, one tall and one short, were sitting on the ground with their backs to him, discussing something.

He pricked up his ears to listen carefully, and some faint voices scattered in the wind on the lake:
"...We must act quickly later! But we must not kill it first!—" The little man said in a clearer voice.

"Well, I remembered. Gouging out the eyes first, then disemboweling the belly to remove the internal organs; then removing the gills, and finally peeling the skin..." The tall man replied in a slightly low voice.

Li Lao Er was stunned on the spot as if struck by lightning.

What is he, he, he, he, he, what are they trying to do? !It wouldn't be what he thought, would he be killed and eaten raw? ...

Not without this possibility!They are "three to one"! ——

"I've been thinking about this 'Xi Shi milk' for a long time, and today is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! It's so quiet on this lake, I can't hear anyone even screaming..."

Not to mention killing a few pufferfish? ——

"Ah!—Don't kill me, don't kill me, my breasts really don't taste good! I know I've done a lot of evil, and I'm a fish and meat, but I don't deserve to die, so I don't have to end up being swallowed by others, right? !"

Li Laoer wanted to jump off the boat and escape, but suddenly saw the tall man, he only squinted his eyes and glanced coldly here, Li Laoer let alone swearing by jumping into the lake, he couldn't even speak well.

The eyes of the tall man are like the dark spots on the chessboard that scholars like to be elegant: there is no brilliance when looking at people, and it seems that no one is worth looking at; .

He felt that the owner with such a pair of eyes could do such things as slaughtering people alive, let alone sucking human milk!

He, Li Lao Er, had eaten "raw donkey meat", that is, the donkey meat was boiled directly, cut off and served on the table; in the front hall, he heard how miserable the donkey brayed, and the donkey meat in his mouth was so delicious. delicious.

Is it really "tit for tat"? ! ——

Thinking of this, Li Laoer directly covered his chest, knelt down in the cabin and couldn't help crying, feeling something churning in his belly, as if the donkey meat was "Nezha making trouble in the sea".He was also shouting in his mouth, talking nonsense nonstop:

"Heroic man, spare your life, heroic man, spare your life, don't eat me!——

Yuezhi County asked me to bring official documents to urge the Meng family, Jing family, Hu family and those powerful people who have ties with them to pay the money and food, it's not that I don't want to accept it!How could those powerful gentry of them put me in the eyes of this little brat? !
So much so that when I went to the street to catch drunks and homeless people and threw them into prisons, it was my second son, Li, who had no choice but to do so...

Wuwuwu... I'm just a servant, and I'm soft-spoken. Although it's a bit harsh when I beat and scold ordinary people, I'm not guilty of any crime..."

Guan Yujun was at a loss as he held a puffer fish that had been blown up like a balloon, and subconsciously asked, "And then?"

"Then?" Second Li was too frightened to lift his head:
"Then, then I jumped on the boat...Yuezhi County ordered us to be severely punished, and the guys in the yamen reported to our brothers who were urging money and grain. day……

The left is nothing but the experience of Yuezhi County twice more, and you will know the severity; after all, you have to rely on us to work, so how can there be any reason for the left hand to beat the right hand? -"

Han Yin got up at the beginning, step by step, came to Li's second child very oppressively:

"Aren't you afraid that Yue Qi will lick you? The boatman knows that you are an official who has offended the county magistrate. Even if they kick you off, it will be fine, and no one will make the mistake of actively looking for you..."

Mentioning this point, Li Lao Er couldn't help but feel a little overjoyed: "What are you afraid of? It's okay to go to the 'Hebo Office' then! Anyway, these brothers are going back and forth. If you really can't, go to the Meng family, the Hu family as thugs, and the servants... …

These stinky fishers don’t dare to neglect us, but if they miss three meals a day, they will be good-looking when they go ashore!After all, we no longer call on the money and food of those powerful families, so they have to give us something in return, right? -"

There is still "a last resort", isn't this "collusion"! ——

"And in the depths of Dongting Lake... Damn, are you kidding me?!——"

Li Laoer raised his head, he imagined killing the god Han Yinchu with a knife, he was indeed holding a knife, and in the other hand, he was also holding a puffer fish.

It's just that his hands are stronger, and that poor puffer fish seems to be crushed to death.

Guan Yujun originally planned to cook puffer fish with Han Yinchu to eat. The puffer fish meat is extremely delicious, but you can't kill it after death, otherwise the toxins in the organs, ovaries, etc. will spread into the meat.

As long as she sat on the boat, she was hungry for puffer fish.

Han Yinchu kills people like chopping melons and vegetables, so if you want to get a piece of fish, it must be no problem, right? !
She had the guts to negotiate a deal, but Han Yinchu, who is highly skilled in martial arts and extremely fast with swordsmanship, immediately agreed, expressing that he was willing to use a knife to get a piece of fish.

Guan Yujun was flattered, the puffer fish is too charming!Han Yinchu, who always looks at the sky with his nostrils, can't resist the charm of puffer fish, and wants to feast on it!Even she agreed without much persuasion.

Although this knife skill is the same as that knife skill...

They were discussing how to kill the fish, when the servant who jumped onto the boat suddenly started crying and howling.

Although the boatman had known what their minions were doing for a long time, but after hearing what he said again, the level of anger remained undiminished.

Yue Qi seemed to be a little tender, he didn't have the errands of his fellow Jinshi Association in Chaoyang County, but he seemed to be restrained by his subordinates and the forces behind them.

Meng, Jing, Hu——

Hmm... The Meng family of Yuezhou, the Hu family of the prefect——

"Which one is the Jing family you mentioned just now?" Guan Yujun was not in the mood to eat pufferfish anymore, and threw the small meat ball out of his hand.

"Which one else could it be, the current Huguang Chief Envoy Siyou Political Envoy..."

Han Yinchu looked directly into Guan Yujun's eyes and answered her question.

She couldn't help but think of the "fake diamond" incident. Did the political envoy Jing, who was also a local rich man, participate in it? ...

"You two, you are so impatient! Why don't you kneel down and kowtow to the uncle to make amends?..."

Li Er Er, who was just like a puddle of mud, finally found his knee after a long time——

(End of this chapter)