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"Something went wrong, hurry up!"

A big man from the caravan who was on duty to guard the goods suddenly rushed into Xu's house and shouted for humanity.

At this order, everyone stood up from the kang. The escort immediately pulled out the simple knife he carried with him, and the uneaten chestnuts were scattered on the floor.

Although many people ran out in disbelief.

The journey was uneventful. We all know that they are a caravan transporting goods with a charter. Are you crazy?If we attack their people and goods, aren't we afraid that the Zhenbei Army and the officials from the Ministry of Household and Rites will be held accountable at the same time?The nine tribes will be killed, uprooted, and no one will be left, unless these villagers no longer want to live.

Especially since this was Erdaohe Village, it was much kinder than many of the shops they passed along the way.

Did you see the wrong person?

However, due to their duties, everyone in the caravan gathered as quickly as possible, and another detachment quickly surrounded the storage room from front to back.

Erdaohe Village was going back and forth to fetch water, cook, and carry firewood. Many villagers were intercepted by the caravan.

Someone even rushed in from the Xu family kitchen.

The big man held up the knife and was about to order him not to move it when he was glared at by several women in the village who were helping to wash vegetables and cut vegetables.

Bullying us, Erdaohe, has no sword?Didn't look at the hands of the people holding it, who are they with?

Yu Qiniang also glanced at the big man while slicing the meat.

It seems you are still not hungry.

Mrs. Xu even pushed the big man aside like a duck: "Gah, I'm hanging candy. Are you here to help me burn firewood? Get started."

No one can affect the color of Guantang. She is making carrots.

The big man swallowed and stood aside.

Xu Tianxin, the little girl who picks garlic, will naturally be put under surveillance at the first opportunity.

However, she was singing to the young man who was watching over her.

At least that's what the young man in the caravan thought, singing to him alone.

In fact, Xu Tianxin was explaining what happened to the family members in the live broadcast room.

A chrysanthemum stage for everyone.

"A flick of the hand revealed a vermilion window. With a flick of the finger, the medicine was pushed through, feeling refreshed...

The chrysanthemums are broken, the buttocks are full of wounds, your screams are echoing, Grandpa Guan’s fingers have turned yellow..."

The screen of the live broadcast room was full of hahaha messages, and Xu Tianxin also smiled at the young man who was watching over her.

Grandpa Guan took action.

Xu Tianxin held his chin with his hands and seemed to see a lot of broken silver. Little brother, do you have hemorrhoids?
I also thought to myself: I'm probably sick, and I always stare at the butt of every person who passes by for no reason. I originally didn't bother to take another look at a man, but now I can't help but have this greedy thought.No matter what, as a flower protector, hemorrhoids must be obtained.

The two looked at each other across the counter. The young man's face suddenly turned red, his eyes looked a little embarrassed, and the knife in his hand had nowhere to put it.

Why was this handsome girl with a red headband, a red face, and her hair combed to the bangs, smiling at him with crooked eyebrows?

While Xu Tianxin was singing, gasps kept coming from the bathhouse:

Ahhhh, fai fai fai, be gentle!

The background music in the live broadcast room is playing: Little brother and sister, please don’t cry. Where is your home? I will take you back.

Guan Ertu was almost sent away by several stewards who had hemorrhoids, and they all saw their hometown in a trance.

The fierce man who initially called everyone to assemble, after he went in to understand the situation, his expression changed when he came out again, and suddenly another voice came from inside: "Oops!"

The fierce man hurriedly jumped away and walked away. It was really scary inside.

When he calmed down and looked up, the misunderstanding between the two parties was resolved, and the big man was a little annoyed and didn't know how to end it.

Otherwise, the villagers of Erdaohe are sensible.

After all, in the eyes of the villagers, these guest officials are not just individuals, they are equivalent to golden wheat fields with a good harvest.

It's still the kind of harvest that is almost finished every autumn, and you can make money without breaking your waist. This winter, you can cover yourself with three layers of wheat quilts, and next year you can sleep with steamed buns as your pillow.

So when it comes to customers, Erdaohe's aim is that the customers are not wrong, it is always them who are wrong.

They also need to be always positive, always enthusiastic and always open-minded towards their distinguished guests.

Even if you stop them with a knife, you should say thank you for meeting them.

"What a coincidence. Are you in a hurry to take a shower? Don't worry, the meal will be ready soon. Just in time for you to finish eating, the people inside will come out after washing, and the small stoves that are eating inside don't have to wait for them. There won't be any delay."

The caravan immediately put down the knife silently: "Which house has food ready?"

"Everything is basically ready. I even burned chili peppers for you in the pit."

Wooden lid, big stone pot, rice and rice soup to drink, come in quickly.

While he was talking, Wang Yusheng took the lead and waved to others:
"We have box lunches at home. Do you have anything to eat, sir?"

The staple food of the Wang family is two rice noodles, and the vegetables are two meat and three vegetarian dishes.

One portion comes with a large piece of grilled meat, two pieces of fried small fish, and any vegetarian dishes, including braised tofu, cabbage with vinegar, and eggplant stewed with potatoes. A portion of [-] yuan will ensure you are full and make you eat well.The braised gravy can be poured over rice, and it is very fragrant. Garlic cloves are also given for free. If you eat meat without garlic, the taste will be reduced by half.

A pound of white rice costs 22 cents, and one pound can steam about six or seven bowls of rice. Each of these men can eat six or seven bowls, and there is also meat, which is very affordable. After hearing this, he hurriedly went to Wang's house for dozens of meals. Bit.

The Wang family only cooked enough food for sixty people.

Every family will discuss before cooking, not to cook too much, so as not to waste it.

When the late guests arrived, the grilled meat and small fish had already been divided.

It doesn't matter, Mrs. Lao Wan's family opened the door, waved the red cloth in her hand and greeted:

"Come on, go forward, don't back away, it's also affordable to try the casserole. Guests, please have tofu and meatball pot, bone stick and pickled cabbage pot, pork belly and blood sausage and pickled cabbage pot, and radish and mutton pot. You can eat enough big fried pancakes and green onion pancakes. It's so hot that it's hot to the touch when it comes out of the pot. At fifty cents a person, you go in and drink, and you eat casserole on a cold day."

Look at the bones and meat on the bone stick, you can see that Wanjia is finished if it doesn’t have hard goods, and it will definitely not ruin Erdaohe’s reputation.

Meizhuang's family is a little slow, because Meizhuang is pregnant, and she relies entirely on her man and the mother-in-law Da'ezi hired from the village to support her.

It was after the flood that happened that the handsome man was moved by his wife to "jump into the river" to accompany her. Before the water in the house receded, he pushed the handsome man onto the bed to do it.

I actually wanted to push him down in one fell swoop, so as to cheer him up.

But when he pushed Meizhuang the first time, the man was bounced back and sat on the ground without pushing.His wife looked like a big mountain, and she frowned at him.

The second time he tried to push his wife down, he accidentally knocked his tooth on the beautiful chest, causing blood to flow.

In the third round, the handsome man wiped the blood on his face and suddenly rushed over in the form of a run-up. As soon as he jumped, the handsome man hugged her man and let his legs wrap around her waist. Then the rain stopped that night. Okay, just be a man.

Isn't that right? The child's name has been decided a long time ago, regardless of whether the boy or girl is named Rain Stop.A handsome man is also called a pillar.

In the Northeast, if you grab a village uncle at random and ask: "Uncle, do you know a man named Zhuzi?" the uncle will be able to point out to you where Zhuzi's home is.The difference may lie in whether it is called Laozhu, Erzhu or Tiezhu.

But because the handsome man was his son-in-law, Liu Laozhu forced him to change his name after marrying into Erdaohe Village. He could not have the same name as Li Zheng, an official of such high rank, and there was a taboo.

The handsome man felt aggrieved.

His parents are all gone, and the only name left is Nian Xiang, who is not allowed to be called.

Or recently, the handsome man has thought about it. He wants to live a good life with his wife and not have any self-respect. It is really strange. The moment he completely let go of his face, he never expected that the villagers began to treat him with dignity and thought he was a down-to-earth person.

Li Zheng patted him on the shoulder and told him specifically: "There is no need to change my name. From now on, I will be Lao Zhu and you will be called Xiao Zhu."

Nowadays, people in the village no longer call a handsome man, but call him affectionately, "Little Pillar."

At present, Xiao Zhuzhu is working hard to stir the big ballast porridge. The pot is filled with braised pork ingredients bought from the Xu family, including the Wang family's braised pork, which is also bought from the Xu family.

Xiaozhu gradually lost himself in the praise of his mother-in-law Da'ezi.

He kept saying to Meizhuang: "Daughter-in-law, don't do anything with your body. Just serve the porridge to the guests later. I can do it by myself." Dang Dang Dang, chop the braised meat non-stop.

The handsome man was so busy that he was sweating, then he opened the door of the room that was filled with fragrance and steam and shouted:

"If you want to live a good life, eat Roujiamo. They are freshly baked and crispy, and are a perfect match with braised pork. The pork buns are served with big lump porridge, and there are also free pickles and laba garlic!"

The handsome man heard that noodles had been served to people in the Xu family's big room, and the room was full of people. The table full of aunts was still shouting loudly in the room:

Hsu's Restaurant is famous for its reputation. Don't be afraid of too much spicy food. The spicy and numbing bone soup base comes with large slices of meat. It only costs 25 copper coins for a big bowl. It repels wind and cold. A bowl of it is guaranteed to make you feel comfortable. .

Xiaozhu: "Rougamo!"

The whole table changed again: "Dumplings, one dumpling and one garlic. Xu's dumplings are extraordinary. There are also sticky bean buns dipped in sugar and served with piping hot pickled cabbage soup. It's hearty and refreshing, and the mouth is full of sweetness!"

The handsome man thought to himself, what can he do if he can't win over the ladies at the table?

It's better for Mrs. Xu to go to the bathhouse to greet her. Xiaozao's food is also available, so don't put on the hemorrhoid medicine and come out to eat.

Seeing that the beautiful house was not full, he helped go to the mules in the backyard to call the guests, "Is there anyone who hasn't eaten yet? Don't worry, our people will feed the mules clearly."

In this way, Meizhuang's house also had forty or fifty guests.

at the same time.

There were more than 70 people in the bathhouse, and more than 40 of them had been detained for treatment of baldness.

Those who were lying there kept screaming, and those who were not lying there were watching.

Xu Laoer felt like he was sitting on pins and needles while cashing out.

Because what Uncle Guan said was too scary.

I told you not to treat hemorrhoids as a trivial matter. Once it becomes serious, control it again and reach the point where you need to wear hemorrhoid nails. That thing is made of arsenic.Go out and ask around, and you will find out that there was an imperial doctor who performed this kind of surgery on a very high-ranking official, but he was not able to save his life. You are all well-travelled, so you must have heard of it.The future is no more promising than ours, so we have to accept our fate.

Therefore, if you live a year older, don't destroy your body. If you don't heal it, you will be left behind next time.

Then Uncle Guan gave a lecture to the merchants and said:

What are external hemorrhoids? They are gatekeepers. Internal hemorrhoids block your bowel movements. Mixed hemorrhoids are those that stay inside your body and mix with food and drink.

When you see bright red blood on the corn leaves, you should know that hemorrhoids are coming.

As for the most serious form of hemorrhoids, the hemorrhoids are so rotten that they are as big as an egg. You can see the intestines when you lie on your side, and you can see the intestines with the naked eye.

There was also the cyst, which spurted out smelly and disgusting milky-white pus when the knife was cut. He had treated it and still refused to drink milk or milky-white fish soup. As a doctor, it was disgusting.This is not over yet, the knife still needs to be heated after it is finished.

Fortunately, the most terrifying part of the lecture has been completed.

Guan Ertu was teaching merchants how to lift the anus.

"If you already have hemorrhoids, you must treat them quickly. There is no need to advise you. Your body is your own. As for those who don't have hemorrhoids and have mild symptoms, some medicines should be spent, and some can be avoided. I will teach you a way ."

These words made Xu Laoer hurriedly come over to study, and handed in the hot mugwort coarse salt bag.

The bath masters took it and put it on the guest's back to remove the cold, and also wrapped it around the guest's knees.

In the dimly lit bathhouse, I saw Guan Ertuo gesturing to an old bather to take off his green pants, and thought: They are quite white.

He patted and demonstrated: "Clamp, hold on, relax, and clamp again... Everyone, our term is called Cuo Gu Dao. This action can enhance Yang Qi and warm the five internal organs. Cuo Gu Dao a hundred times a day can eliminate diseases and eliminate diseases. It also prolongs life.”

Guan Ertu stood up specially wearing a robe: "I'm pinching you, can you see it? So, pinching me when nothing happens and when others don't notice is also good for us men. It nourishes the kidneys and strengthens astringency."

Mrs. Xu's voice came in from outside: "Have you not finished washing yet? The meal is ready!"

I've finished washing it long ago and my hair is already dry.

Shopkeeper Zhang calmed down, gritted his teeth and sucked in his breath, sat up and said, "If you weren't hungry, I really didn't listen enough and benefited a lot. In this way, Mr. Guan, I personally, you can give me four sets of internal medicine and external medicine first. "

"You can't feel the benefits of it now. I suggest you wait a little longer. Tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, you'll have some relief and then buy it if it's really effective."

Guan Ertuo had an indifferent expression on his face. It was a serious matter, as if he was here specifically to sell medicine.

Shopkeeper Zhang waved his hand and said no more persuasion. This was the first time he encountered medicine that could be stuffed in. In the past, he used medicine for external application and internal decoction. It was very inconvenient to walk on the road and drink the decoction.

Why didn't he take more baths before? It was precisely because of this that he felt so uncomfortable that he couldn't sit still.

But now, he has already felt it. With the ointment being pushed in along with his flesh, he doesn't have to hang around while walking.

It's not easy to come across this kind of suppository. Shopkeeper Zhang wants to buy a few more sets to give away. Besides, I'll give him one for trial. What should he do tomorrow?

Shopkeeper Zhang said that he wanted to give it away, not to mention that the one suffering from hemorrhoids was very excited. He had to buy medicine if he wanted to continue making money without delaying his next escort trip. Even those who did not have hemorrhoids suddenly thought of their relatives at home.Otherwise, buy a set of two and take them back as gifts.

Only 75 people took bath in the first batch.

When Guan Ertu came out again, he actually sold [-] sets of hemorrhoid ointment and hemorrhoid suppositories, plus the pain-relieving pills he made together with his disciple Tian Xin, such as Shenwan and Dachengqi Pills.

The price of a complete set is six taels, divided into four bottles and cans.

A set of suppositories is [-] tablets, which can be used for two courses of treatment, and the ointment applied on the outside can be used for approximately [-] days.

Two courses of treatment for mild cases are almost the same, and you can be kind and gentle, and you can return your delicate anus.

The whole set is packed in a bamboo box, with bottles and jars with the famous trademark: chrysanthemum nectar, a mobile phone camera logo and a lighted icon, which is also the unified logo for all the goods of the Xu family.The address marked with woven bamboo characters: Zhenbei Dadi, Erdao River - Anxu.Taken from the meaning of urgent need.

Guan Ertuo and Xu Tianxin looked at each other. They didn't want to be seen on their faces. They looked very calm, but their writing hands were trembling.

The two of them have only sold it once, and they are at the end of their rope. We have become nouveau riche!

Guan Ertuo lowered his eyes with red circles and wrote: Tian Xin'er.

Xu Tianxin raised his thumb and put it under Guan Ertu's eyes, waved his sleeves and said with a smile: Master.