Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 677 Mr. Kong, CEO of Big Fish Pond

Chapter 677 Mr. Kong, CEO of Big Fish Pond

Lu Heng glanced at the time and saw that the five-minute gift-giving time was up.

"Okay, friends, the time has come!"

"No more gifts are needed."

"Next, let's draw two lucky water friends tonight..."

As soon as he finished speaking, he lightly clicked on the lottery function in the live broadcast room.

In the blink of an eye, tonight's two lucky water friends have been randomly selected.

Lu Heng glanced at the names of these two people and said with a smile: "Let us congratulate 'Big Fish Pond President Kong Shao' and 'Lao Cao next door' for being drawn and becoming tonight's lucky water friends. friend!"

The birth of these two lucky water friends made other water friends very excited.

Although I was not chosen, it was a bit of a pity.

But fortunately, I don't have to make a fool of myself and become the laughingstock of everyone.

"These two lucky water friends tonight, judging from their names, I know they are special!"

"Fish pond? President? Mr. Kong? I can only say 666!"

"There is also an old Cao next door in the back. When I hear this name, I have inherited the ambition of the prime minister!"

"I hope these two lucky water friends can give us all a good life!"

"I remember that partial necrosis means the whole good life, right?"

"If you put it this way, the antonym of ice and snow smart is earthly stupid!"

"Then the opposite of Mulan joining the army for her father, isn't it a vacation in the Maldives?"

"The antonym of fierce is guitar, right?"

"Okay, okay! You all like to play like this, right?"

"Why do I feel like I have opened the door to a new world for a moment?"

"The antonym of ham is sailor!"

"I know this. Kai Sailu's fan must be rejected because of this!"

"Amphetamine...is that what I smell?"

"The sea of ​​suffering is endless, so the opposite is that Gandhi was destined to set foot in Africa?"

"666! Brother, are you a genius?"

"What a ruthless pair, what a life! Come here, watch the reward..."

"I guess the antonym of loneliness must be vernier caliper!"

"What do you mean? Why is it a vernier caliper?"

"Because vernier calipers don't read (lonely)!"

"Brothers, what is the antonym of a handful of peanuts?"

"A pair of zeros, a pair of quilts, a pair of flowers...yes...fuck, you can't say that!"

"Anyway, I know about flowers, plants, life and death, etc. As for the rest, I don't know."

"You are all talented people. You know astronomy, but your lower limbs are paralyzed..."

Lu Heng was speechless as he looked at the barrages floating on the screen of his mobile phone.

As expected, these sand sculpture friends have started to go off track again!

"Cough cough!"

After he coughed lightly, he said in a deep voice: "Now let's invite tonight's first lucky water friend - 'Big Fish Pond President Mr. Kong'!"

After reading the name of the first lucky water friend, he immediately sent an invitation to the other party.

Soon, the other party accepted the invitation and appeared in the live broadcast room.

What is somewhat surprising is that this "Big Fish Pond President Kong Shao" is not a man, but a girl about 23 or 24 years old.

The girl has short and delicate hair, the ends of which are slightly curled. The color is light golden brown, and it emits a slight luster under the light.

Her face is delicate and three-dimensional, especially her big eyes, which are as bright as two bright stars. The thick eyebrows are slightly raised, revealing a confident and perseverance temperament.

The nose is small, straight, and slightly tilted, giving people a pretty look.

The lips are red and plump, slightly raised, forming a charming arc.

What's more, her skin is fair and delicate, without any blemishes.

It looks like a porcelain doll.

"Old Taoist Master, good evening!"

The girl waved to Lu Heng in front of her.

When she smiled, she revealed a set of flawless white teeth.

Such a girl with outstanding appearance, exuding confidence and vitality, is destined to be an eye-catching presence, attracting people's attention wherever she goes.

For example, in the live broadcast room at this moment, a group of old perverts could no longer contain their excitement.

"Wife! Wife! Wife! I just want to call you wife three times!"

"Do you want some shame? Calling my wife wife to my wife?"

"It's really sad and pitiful to see you guys having one wife at a time! When I go back at night, she will warm my bed. I'm so jealous of you!"

"As long as you have a few peanuts, you can't get drunk like this!"

"Pour the yellow soup into your mouth. This is the most sobering thing. Don't come forward if the sugar is high. Don't give me any sweetness."

"If you wish, please don't fight for it. I have a thin soup that I can't hide anymore. It's hard to find. I want to let you taste it."

"Fuck, I'm laughing so hard!"

"If you have Xiang, please stop hiding it, come up with me, and give it to the young man."

"I'm a short hair person, I really can't stand it!"

"When I grow up, life is like a small screen... I am outside and my beautiful girlfriend is inside..."

"6! The teacher upstairs quit the literary world. I was the first one to strongly oppose it!"

"Please don't call some pretty girls "wife" immediately when you see them! After all, we are still very young, and there is still a long way to go in the future. We must learn to exercise restraint, be abstinent, cultivate our moral character, and don't degenerate at an age when we should be struggling! By the way, don’t ask me why I call myself wife, because I’m not young anymore…”

"Is this the legendary Lao Se Pi?"

"Is there anyone bald? I'm a bald guy!"

"Good fellow! If you enter the monk's temple, wouldn't it be like a wolf among the sheep?"

"I miss her, she also has short hair! I love her, I love her so much! lxy, why is our ending so difficult?"

"Li Xiaoyao, right?"

"Meteor shower! Right?"

"It must be... blinding!"

"No, no, no, it should be—Old Salted Fish!"

"I don't like short hair, I just like beautiful hair. My honesty deserves encouragement!"

"My sister also has short hair, but she is not related to me by blood, because we are a reorganized family. That girl will pester me to go out to eat and watch movies when she has nothing to do, and sometimes sleeps in the same bed with me. Every night when I go to bed, I smell the faint scent of her body Unfortunately, something happened and I never saw her again... As for what happened... I turned over and fell off the bed and woke up..."

"grass!"

The barrage of sand sculpture friends directly flooded Lu Heng's mobile phone screen.

He was really speechless in front of this group of old, big, and small perverts who had lustful hearts but no sexual courage.

"Cough cough!"

He coughed slightly out of habit, gathered everyone's attention, and then asked with a smile: "May I ask what you call me?"

"Old Taoist Master, my surname is Kong."

"Just call me 'Xiao Kong'!"

The short-haired girl smiled sweetly.

(End of this chapter)

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