Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 676 Restart

Just when the blood from many places in Malaya and various countries in Southeast Asia began to be transported to the Changyi base, Lu Heng returned to Nanxiang City in the image of "Zhen Yuanzi".

He counted the days and realized that he had been busy for a long time and should take some time to start a show.

After all, one can’t forget his roots!

When he first started, it was because of these sand sculpture water friends, so if he forgets anyone, he cannot forget his sand sculpture water friends.

After returning to the hotel without anyone noticing, Lu Heng found the mobile phone he had thrown into the closet.

After turning it on, it directly prompts that the battery is low.

After charging, a lot of messy messages popped up.

He ignored it and clicked directly into the Douhu APP.

When the live broadcast started, the Douhu platform immediately pushed the news of the broadcast to all netizens who followed the live broadcast room.

"Damn it! The old Taoist priest finally started broadcasting!"

The moment netizens received the push message, they couldn't help but vomit in their hearts.

Then, he clicked into the live broadcast room as quickly as possible.

Good guy!

As soon as everyone entered the live broadcast room, they noticed some lag.

It seems that the number of people online is increasing by tens of thousands every second. Is this possible?

In the blink of an eye, the number of people online in the live broadcast room exceeded one million.

In this way, the growth rate of the number of people has not stopped.

Fortunately, after entering the live broadcast room, there is no such lag.

Comments from water friends soon filled the entire live broadcast room.

"Old Taoist Master, did you agree to broadcast it once a week?"

"It's only broadcast this week, why are you letting us go?"

"That's right, I miss you so much every day that I miss tea and food, and I've gained ten pounds."

"Damn it, in just eight or nine days, you've managed to gain ten kilograms of meat?"

"Brother, please give me a recipe! In the future, I will follow your recipe when raising pigs!"

"Old Taoist Priest, you know, I have only done two things these days...breathing, and missing you!"

"Hey... stop talking, I'm getting goosebumps!"

"What's going on, do you want to play something awkward, little brother?"

"The fireworks of prosperity are set off because of you. They are all watching the fireworks. Only I am thinking of you!"

"My thoughts are not just overnight, but day and night!"

"I want to become a little flower and add fragrance to your life."

"I am the exception, you are my exception."

"I keep sneezing and I feel like I'm missing you..."

"I want to be a cat, a cat in your arms, lazy and proud."

"What are you doing? Do you all want to do this embarrassing thing?"

"Knead it so hard that I almost burst into tears!"

"Our live broadcast room is full of talents. These barrages made me sweat."

"This is really greasy! It's even more greasy than eating a big mouthful of fat meat!"

"Brother, please, let's be normal, okay?"

"I'm not telling you, how many of the people who come to the old Taoist Master's live broadcast room to watch the excitement are normal people?"

Familiar barrages floated past my eyes one by one.

Lu Heng nodded with a smile, that's it!

Then, he softly said: "Good evening, my dear friends!"

"In the past few days, I went to visit a friend, so I couldn't start the broadcast as promised."

"Here I am, I would like to apologize to you guys..."

Seeing Lu Heng taking the initiative to apologize, the water friends suddenly couldn't sit still.

"Old Taoist Master, you are too polite!"

"Don't hurt us juniors!"

"I won't forgive you unless the old Taoist master is willing to accept me as his disciple!"

"Damn it, you still have such a request?" "What are you thinking about? If the old Taoist priest wants to accept a disciple, he can only accept someone with good luck, good foundation, and perfect understanding like me!"

"I won't forgive you either, unless the old Taoist priest is willing to accept me as my godson!"

"I'm afraid the old Taoist priest won't say this, but I can!"

"Alas! Then I'll reluctantly nod in agreement, dear grandson!"

"You all will take advantage!"

"Old Taoist Priest, now that your spiritual energy has recovered, are you really not considering accepting a disciple?"

"It's almost the Chinese New Year, why don't we start a class on cultivating immortals after the new year!"

"Wouldn't it be great to build a university for cultivating immortals?"

"It is recommended that you start from elementary school. From elementary school to junior high school, from junior high school to junior high school, and from high school to university, it's perfect!"

"Stop daydreaming! Didn't the old Taoist priest say before that if you want to become an immortal, you need spiritual roots? Do you have them?"

"I don't have any spiritual roots! Do you want any other roots?"

"What root? Tell me about it?"

"Heels of course!"

"If that's the case, does the root of my tail count?"

Seeing everyone's comments, Lu Heng said nothing.

He secretly thought in his heart: "Brothers, it's not that I'm stingy, it's that my current cultivation level is too low!"

"When I become a god or something, I will definitely open up a great era of immortality for you!"

After muttering in his mind, he added with a smile: "My friends, our live broadcast content tonight is still the same."

"Randomly select two lucky water friends, and then give each of them a chance to tell their fortune..."

When water friends heard this, they knew that the game of luck every once in a while was coming again!

As soon as Lu Heng finished speaking, everyone immediately sent out gifts from their respective accounts.

After giving away the gifts, the water friends took advantage of this gap and quickly switched to other topics.

"Brothers, it should be my turn today, right? My wife gave birth to a daughter yesterday. My surname is Ni. Please give me a good name, brothers and sisters!"

"If your surname is Ni, why not call it 'Ni Ge'!"

"You are riding on a horse..."

"Give you fifty cents, delete it and let me post it!"

"Hiss...if you choose this name, you might not be able to leave the country in the future, right?"

"This name is destined to not be smooth sailing in the future!"

"WHAT IS YOUR NAME?N..."

"HELLO, I AM NIGE! ME TOO!"

"Why don't you call me Ni Yongxiao? Always be filial!"

"Today is the 14th, and everyone has to report to the Ni family!"

"Calling this name is bound to make you very angry!"

"Brother, you're making a fool of yourself!"

"What kind of random names are you guys giving me? If you want to call me Ni, it's better to call me Ni!"