Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 559 Vajra Unicorn Arm

After reading the water friends' suggestions and deciding not to get involved in his friends' affairs, Lao Zhu immediately relaxed a lot.

He shifted his gaze from the barrage to Lu Heng.

Then, he smiled and said: "Old Taoist Master, this problem that troubled me has been solved."

"Next, I want to ask you to tell my fortune!"

Hearing this, Lu Heng smiled lightly.

Is this finally your turn?

He asked softly: "Zhu Xiaoyou, I wonder what you want to calculate tonight?"

"This is..."

Lao Zhu hesitated for a moment, his face suddenly turned red, and he said a little shyly: "Old Taoist Priest, I would like to ask you to help me calculate when I will get married in the future!"

"You see, I'm quite the eldest brother now, and the pressure at home is quite urgent now."

"So I just wanted to ask, when will I get married..."

Lu Heng felt a little numb after hearing the other party's appeal.

Why do those who come to him for fortune telling recently always want to predict their future marriage?

However, he still nodded and agreed: "Okay, little friend Zhu!"

"Next, please wait a moment, little friend Zhu. Mr. Rong, I will make a careful calculation for you!"

After saying that, he silently called out the Destiny System in his heart.

"System, query this person's future information!"

[System prompt: To inquire about future information, the host will need to consume three days of lifespan. Do you want to continue? 】

"Yes!"

With his confirmation, everything that Lao Zhu would experience in the future immediately appeared before his eyes like a movie, scene after scene.

After watching all this, Lu Heng fell silent.

The one in front of me who said "Sister-in-law, please let go" and the one before who "peeed three feet in the wind" are simply a pair of sleeping dragons and phoenixes!

At this moment, he didn't know how to speak.

But Lu Heng's brief silence made all the water friends start to laugh.

"It's over, it's over, the old Taoist master is silent!"

"Old Taoist Master's silence seems to mean that Old Zhu is in trouble?"

"Looking at the way the old Taoist Master hesitates to speak, I'm afraid that Brother Zhu's future will also be ill-fated!"

"Is it possible that Lao Zhu will end up alone like Xiao Chu before him?"

"That's not certain! One's surname is Zhu, and the other's surname is Chu. The surnames are very similar."

"It won't be another wifeless sentence, right?"

"How are you, Lao Zhu? Are you sweating profusely?"

"If Lao Zhu ends up alone in the future, he might as well take over now!"

"Take over? What offer do you want to take over?"

"Lao Zhu doesn't have a girlfriend or a partner. Where can I get the offer?"

"Damn it! I understand, brother, you have a really big brain!"

"Who else can take the offer? Of course it's his good friend, Lao Zhang's offer!"

"Hiss...this is also a way!"

"That Xiaoli has a daughter, and she is still pregnant. It just so happens that Lao Zhang is hesitant. If Lao Zhuqian goes directly, he might be able to have a son and a daughter!"

"666666! You guys really know how to come up with ideas."

"For the sake of brother, I will go to all lengths! Lao Zhu will take this offer!"

"I'm not telling you, if a woman as scheming as Xiaoli is with Lao Zhu, will she still hook up with someone else?"

"I think it's Xuan! That woman is very capable of controlling men. I guess a bachelor like Lao Zhu can easily control them to death."

"I'm so convinced! The old Taoist priest hasn't said the result yet, what are you just guessing here?" "That is, what if you don't die alone, but die young?"

"It's better to die alone!"

"Okay, okay, can you hope Brother Zhu gets better?"

Seeing these barrages from water friends, Lao Zhu's face almost turned green.

What do you mean?
Could it be that he would never be able to find a wife in the future and would end up alone?
impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
Lao Zhu immediately denied this in his heart.

At the same time, he added in his heart...

Even if I die alone, I will never be a taker and take over other people's orders!
Especially a scheming woman like Xiaoli!

Lao Zhu is very self-aware and knows that someone like him will definitely not be able to play with a woman like Xiaoli.

After all, even Lao Zhang, who roamed the sea of ​​flowers and never touched a leaf, was toyed with and applauded by Xiao Li.

If he marries Xiaoli in the future, no need to think about it, he will definitely be eaten to death by the other party.

I don’t know yet how many green grasslands will be topped by that time!

Thinking of this, Lao Zhu couldn't help but said: "Old Taoist Master, I am already 33 years old this year."

"I just had two relationships during college and the year after graduating from college."

"Later, due to work reasons, I went abroad for a few years."

"By the time I wanted to solve my personal marital problems, I was already 30 years old."

"In the past three years, I have also wanted to find a suitable girl to marry, but unfortunately I have never met one."

"As for blind dates, there is no such thing as a special match."

"I think my ability to accept things is quite strong."

"Old Taoist Master, if you have anything to say, just tell me directly!"

"I think I can handle it..."

Hearing this, Lu Heng shook his head slightly and said, "Little friend Zhu, I have already calculated your future situation."

"As for the issue of marriage, you will only meet a woman you like when you are about 40 years old..."

Hearing this, Lao Zhu was stunned.

No way?No way?No way?
His eyes sparkled with disbelief, and he said at a loss of whether to laugh or cry: "Old Taoist Master, isn't this...impossible?"

"Do I really have to be 40 years old before I can meet a suitable woman?"

"According to the ridicule of netizens, you can develop unicorn arms after being single for 30 years."

"I've been single for 40 years. Don't I have to develop some kind of Vajra Qilin Arm?"

I have to say that Lao Zhu's mentality is pretty good.

Even though he had to wait until he was 40 to meet the right woman, he still didn't forget to make fun of himself.

how to say?

Have fun in the midst of suffering!
The water friends were also amused by his teasing.

"I would like to ask, in the future world, who will be better than me, Brother Zhu?"

"Xiao Zhu, listen to the advice of someone like me. If you really can't find a suitable girlfriend, it's better to find a close sister to avoid causing trouble in the world!"

"This intimate sister of yours, is she serious?"

"I also want to find a close sister, preferably one with a villa and a luxury car."

"What kind of intimate sister is this? Isn't she a rich woman?"

"Brother Zhu, thank you for your contribution to the imbalance between men and women!"

"Every carrot has a hole. If there is a missing carrot, wouldn't there be one more hole? On behalf of all the male compatriots across the country, I would like to thank Brother Zhu for his efforts over the past 40 years!"

"Brother, although we can only find the right one when we are 40 years old, no matter what, we must not be the takers!"

"In my opinion, instead of getting married at the age of 40, it is better to take over Xiaoli now!"

"Yes, taking over Xiaoli can not only take care of brotherhood, but also have children..."

(End of this chapter)