Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 397 Soft and Cute Bunny Sauce

"It's so funny! Every girl who is cheated has a different reaction!"

"This made me laugh so hard that my jaw almost dislocated. Some people still believe that this scumbag is single-minded!"

"See, if you want to keep a girl, you have to have a CPU!"

"That Neptune's brainwashing ability is really strong. No wonder he can ride on so many ships at the same time."

"The last young lady is so awesome. When she knew she was cheated, she immediately scratched the scumbag's face."

"I never expected that two of these deceived girls are fans of the old Taoist priest. If you include Xiao Jiang, there are three."

"Among the eleven girls, three are water friends. It seems that the reputation of the old Taoist Priest is getting louder and louder!"

"As someone who has been there, I would like to advise female water friends here: when you are in love, you must keep your eyes open and be smarter to avoid being deceived by scumbags and Neptune."

"Don't be like Xiao Jiang, who is stupid and agrees to the other person's pursuit because of his attentiveness even though he clearly doesn't like her."

"If you don't like it, just make it clear as soon as possible. Don't make the tea fussy."

"In order to prevent the majority of female water friends from being deceived by scumbag men, it is better to give priority to the male water friends in our live broadcast room. They are honest and reliable, not so mean, but a little bit boring..."

"What the hell are you talking about? Who said I'm a slut? I'm obviously a slut!"

"It's easy to hide when you're bright, but it's hard to defend yourself when you're dark!"

"These young ladies are so pitiful, they were deceived by the same Neptune!"

"Yes, like you, I sympathize with them very much. So I am willing to dedicate my body to warm these deceived ladies!"

"I am seven feet tall, but I am also willing to make selfless sacrifices for these young ladies!"

"Get out of the way, let me come!"

Seeing the barrage of water friends on the screen, Xiao Jiang also laughed and giggled.

She had absolutely no sense of shame that a deceived person should have, as if she was also a bystander.

This scene left Lu Heng speechless.

He asked again: "Jiang Xiaoyou, there should be nothing wrong with you, right?"

After hearing this, Xiao Jiang came back to his senses.

"I'm so sorry, old Taoist!"

"I was so absorbed in watching the barrage just now that I wasted your time..."

Only then did she remember that she was in the process of connecting wheat, so she immediately apologized to Lu Heng.

"It's okay!"

Lu Heng waved his hand and said.

"Old Taoist Master, I have no problem here, so I will log off first."

"Thank you so much for tonight!"

"If it weren't for you, I would be in bad luck in the future!"

Xiao Jiang quickly thanked him again.

"Little friend Jiang, it would be good to think more about whatever happens in the future."

Lu Heng reminded the other party.

Who made this little Jiang so stupid?
"Yes! Old Taoist Master, I remember it!"

Xiao Jiang nodded vigorously, sent five rounds of cloud-piercing arrows, and hung up Lian Mai.

Seeing Xiao Jiang disappearing, the water friends were reluctant to leave.

"Goodbye, my silly wife!"

"It's a little silly, but it's cute!"

"I hope little sister Jiang can meet a good man in the future and don't be deceived by the scumbag Neptune again."

"Then leave it to me! I will definitely treat her well."

“在这中场休息之际，给大家进行一个小娱乐活动……如果停电三天，在以下选项中选择三个，诸位会怎么选择？1.美女！2.手机！3.充电宝！4.空调！5.500块钱！6.冰淇淋！7.WIFI！8.床铺！9.冷水澡！”

“选选选，选完能给我吗？我选择1、4、8！”“停电啊大哥，4还是有个屁用？不如1、5、8！”

"Do I have to choose a bed? Can't it be underground?"

"Master, I understand! 1+1+1!"

"In less than three days, you will be useless in half a day."

"1, 8, 9! I know moderation."

"I'll also choose 1, 8 and 9. You have to take a shower when you're done, right?"

"I'm sorry, the beauty is electric. Without electricity, the beauty can't move."

"1, 1, 1, three a day, I know I can do it!"

"Haha! It only takes 3 minutes, let's see what you can do..."

Lu Heng couldn't help but laugh when he saw the serious discussion among these sand sculpture friends.

After taking a look at the name of the second lucky water friend, he said with a smile: "Tonight's first lucky water friend has been counted."

"Then it's the second lucky water friend's turn."

"Let us welcome - Soft Cute Usagi-chan!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he sent an invitation to the second lucky water friend.

Soon, the second lucky water friend accepted Lianmai’s invitation and appeared in the live broadcast room.

The moment this lucky water friend appeared, everyone was stunned.

"Holy shit! So cute Bunny-chan, the name is so cute, but she's not a water friend?"

"When I was playing games in the past, I could always meet a ladyboy account! I didn't expect that in the Taoist Master's live broadcast room, I could also meet..."

"I'm speechless too! I thought it was a girl as cute as Xiao Jiang, but she turned out to be a foot-picking old man."

"Fuck! I thought she was a girl too!"

"Brother, is this your girlfriend's account?"

"Call your girlfriend out quickly, we need to wash your eyes."

"What does a man want to do with such a sexy name?"

"Guess what he wants to do?"

"Could it be that little brother is the legendary slut?"

"Little brother, judging from your name, you have tricked a lot of innocent boys, right?"

"Once upon a time, I was innocently deceived. It wasn't until I saw the other party's greasy, bearded face and wild and uninhibited proud smile during the video call that my heart broke!"

"That's not bad for you! At least that old man was just joking and didn't defraud you of your money."

"Indeed! I was once defrauded of more than 1000 yuan by a foot-picking man using a ladyboy account. Thinking about it makes me cry."

“Everyone in the live broadcast room has really experienced extraordinary things!”

No wonder the water friends are so weird, even Lu Heng never thought that this "soft and cute Bunny Sauce" turned out to be a man!
Behind this cute name, there is actually a rough old man, which was really hard to accept for a while.

"Hello, old Taoist!"

"Hello water friends!"

After "Soft Cute Bunny Sauce" succeeded in connecting wheat, she immediately waved to Lu Heng and the water friends to say hello.

Tonight's second lucky water friend, whose name is female and gender is male, looks to be 23 or [-] years old.

The young man has thick eyebrows and big eyes. Although he is not handsome, he looks very comfortable and gives people a very sunny and cheerful feeling.

"Little friend, you are also good!"

Lu Heng smiled faintly, and then asked: "I wonder what I call you, little friend?"

"Old Taoist Priest, my surname is Shen, just call me Xiao Shen!"

"Soft Cute Usagi-chan" replied with a grin.

(End of this chapter)