Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 396 I can’t even think about it!

"The content of the message is very simple, it is a room number in a hotel."

"When you arrive at a specific hotel room early, you find that eight girls of different ages have arrived."

"After you exchanged information with each other, you found out that he is a super sea king who operates nine ships at the same time..."

Lu Heng recounted to everyone what he had seen through the system before.

After hearing the whole story, the water friends were completely speechless.

"Damn Neptune, nine girls, I can't even think about it!"

"I dare to think about it, but what's the use?"

"Neptune: I am passionate, not a scumbag. I just want to give every girl a home!"

"666666! I can't even coordinate the relationship between my wife and my mother, but he can arrange nine girls, I admire him!"

"How awesome is it to be able to ride on nine ships at the same time?"

"Could he be the direct disciple of the master of time management?"

"Such a scumbag who deceives feelings deserves to be damned!"

"It is recommended that this kind of sea king be castrated directly!"

"I suggest your suggestion works!"

"I suggest you suggest that his suggestion is okay!"

"No matryoshka dolls! No matryoshka dolls! No matryoshka dolls! Say important things three times!"

Unlike the water friends who were teasing him, Xiao Jiang was really dumbfounded.

She opened and closed her mouth lightly a few times, as if she wanted to speak but hesitated.

Seeing this, Lu Heng said in a deep voice: "It seems that Jiang Xiaoyou still doesn't want to believe it!"

"Old Taoist Priest, I...it's not that I don't want to believe it."

"It just feels a little hard to accept..."

After Xiao Jiang hesitated for a moment, he whispered back.

"It's okay!"

Lu Heng smiled lightly and said: "Actually, I have another way to make Xiaoyou Jiang give up completely!"

"what way?"

Xiao Jiang asked curiously.

Lu Heng smiled slightly and said: "The other party is now showing signs of stepping on N boats."

"When I was calculating my friend's future, I happened to calculate the mobile phone numbers of several victims."

"Young friends can try to call other victims. Firstly, you can confirm what I said. Secondly, you can also remind these victims."

This suggestion instantly made the water friends’ eyes light up.

Who makes everyone like to cause trouble?

"This gameplay played by the old Taoist master is really 36! In addition to 6, it is still 6!"

"Taoist Master's move can be said to be a direct attack on Huanglong, directly overthrowing that Neptune King!"

"Sister Jiang, what are you waiting for?"

"I've prepared potato chips, spicy chips, and Coke, and I'm just waiting for the show to begin!"

"The old Taoist priest is really celebrating his [-]th birthday as a heifer - the old cow is ×!"

"No, no, no, it's a heifer riding a rocket - Cow × goes up to the sky!"

"I'm Heifer, I've called the police!"

"I estimate that tonight's live broadcast will definitely be on the hot search list of major websites tomorrow."

"I'm grinning and ready to laugh."

"What a plan! What a plan!"

"There's a fire in the harem. I can already imagine how that scumbag will look miserable."

"Xiao Jiang, hurry up!"

Seeing the barrage urging from friends, and feeling unhappy at being deceived, Xiao Jiang nodded slightly.

She said with anger on her face: "Don't worry, everyone, I will remind these sisters who were deceived by the scumbag!"

Lu Heng was very happy when he heard this.

In fact, he is also the kind of person who doesn't take it too seriously when watching the excitement.

If you eat melons, naturally you won’t find them too small!

Lu Heng recalled the scene where Xiao Jiang and other nine girls exchanged contact information.Then, he slowly said: "The first one, Miss Zheng, the mobile phone number is 181AAAAAAAAA..."

Friends were afraid that Xiao Jiang would not be able to remember it, so they sent out the mobile phone number in the form of barrage.

Xiao Jiang took out his mobile phone and checked the numbers one by one several times before dialing the number.

Soon, the other party connected the phone.

"Hello! Are you Miss Zheng?"

Xiao Jiang first tentatively asked the other party's name.

"Ah you are?"

The other person asked back.

"Miss Zheng, I am a victim deceived by that scumbag Song Yu..."

Xiao Jiang didn't waste any words, went straight to the point, and directly told the other party about "Song Yu"'s situation.

This "Song Yu" is exactly the scumbag from Neptune who pursues Xiao Jiang in a warm-hearted way.

After Miss Zheng learned the true identity of "Song Yu", she realized that she had also been deceived, and she was so angry that she gritted her teeth.

Even through the phone, Xiao Jiang could hear the other party's grinding teeth.

After thanking Ms. Zheng, she decided to make an appointment with Xiao Jiang and others at a time and place to discuss how to deal with this Neptune scumbag.

Xiao Jiang naturally nodded in agreement and then hung up the phone.

At this time, Lu Heng continued: "The second one, Miss Kong, the mobile phone number is 135BBBBBBBB..."

The mobile phone number of the second girl who was deceived was also posted on the public screen by netizens at this time.

After his first experience, Xiao Jiang dialed Miss Kong’s cell phone very skillfully.

As soon as the call was connected, everyone heard the sobbing of a girl.

"Hello! Are you...Miss Kong?"

Xiao Jiang asked.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...I am..."

"I'm also a fan of Taoist priest, and I'm watching the live broadcast in the live broadcast room!"

It turns out that this Miss Kong is also a friend of the live broadcast room, and she is watching Lu Heng's live broadcast at this time.

At first, when she heard the name "Song Yu", she couldn't help but tremble in her heart.

But soon, she comforted herself.

After all, names like "Song Yu" are very common and may not necessarily be her boyfriend.

But when she heard her mobile phone number being read out by Lu Heng, she instantly collapsed.

The majority of water friends did not expect that this melon would actually be eaten in their own homes.

"Mad! Damn that scumbag from Neptune, you actually lied to two girls in our live broadcast room!"

"Don't cry, girl. The sooner this scumbag sees his true colors, the better!"

"I suggest you give this Neptune a set of handmade masala to kill this bastard!"

"That's too cruel! Isn't this going to make you collapse?"

"It's best to treat him to a meal of Death Chili Hot Pot before eating Masala, so that he can experience the burning sensation."

"Fuck! You are so cruel!"

"I don't even dare to think about what it would be like to have diarrhea after eating the Death Chili pepper."

"You want to travel back in time to ancient times, and be the proper ministers of the Ministry of Punishment!"

After Xiao Jiang comforted Miss Kong, he agreed with her on the time and place to meet.

After that, Lu Heng also told the contact information of several other girls.

Xiao Jiang naturally dialed them one by one.

After learning that they had been deceived, everyone had different reactions.

However, they all expressed their willingness to join Xiao Jiang's anti-scumbag alliance.

But there is only one person who is most special.

This is the most special one and the one that everyone admires the most.

This Miss Ma said she didn't care, as long as "Song Yu" could be by her side, it didn't matter how many other women there were.

After listening to her remarks, the water friends felt that they had suffered a critical blow in their outlook.

People can’t help but sigh: There are weird things every year, but this year there are so many!

(End of this chapter)