Fork demon master in the eyes of monsters

Chapter 83
The water tiger and the snake are fighting in the sky.

Chen Chuanwang looked very helpless.

Of course it would be good to have one more monster to watch the house, but it just seems impossible now.

In fact, Chen Chuanwang probably also guessed that the purpose of the water tiger was not to guard the house, but to eat.

After letting the two guys fight, Chen Chuanwang finally said: "If you want to eat, just say it in advance, don't say that."

"Yes, that's right, you damned Yasha, you actually want to steal my job! Hmph!" Snake Zaitian picked up the dropped lunch box and snorted coldly.

With Chen Chuanwang's words, he felt more relieved, so he stepped into the courtyard, put the lunch box into the living room, and turned into a black snake again, and returned to the nest under Xiao Hei's pursuit.

"It's too shameless to just eat and not work. I'm not a monster who goes whoring for nothing." Shui Hu chuckled, thought for a while, and patted his chest: "Then I'll come here every now and then to be the door god for you. Watch the nursing home."

"God?"

Shuihu nodded: "Yes, don't human beings have a door god who is extremely vicious and can go to drive away evil spirits and avoid disasters? I should not be bad with my appearance."

"...You mean Zhong Kui, right?"

Chen Chuanwang looked Shuihu up and down. In terms of appearance alone, this one can indeed drive away evil spirits and avoid disasters.

"Come here if you want."

Chen Chuanwang chuckled: "Come in and sit down, I'll prepare something for you."

"That's a good feeling."

Shuihu entered the yard with the steel fork in his arms.

The last time he came was at night, he didn't pay much attention to the appearance of the yard.

Now the blue sky and the sun are shining brightly. In the left corner are the flowers raised by Grandma Chen Chuanwang, and there are two cacti on the wall. On the right are orange trees and peach trees. Two green sparrows are running among the leaves, and the snake is under the tree in the sky. The firewood pile is hidden there.

There is still a deck chair under the tree, and Short is sleeping soundly on the blanket above.

Shuihu looked at the steel fork in his hand, and suddenly felt that it was really inappropriate to hold a weapon in his hand in this harmonious place.

He leaned the steel fork against the wall, squatted down, and touched Xiao Hei's buttocks carefully.

"Ahhhhh..."

Xiao Hei, who couldn't see the water tiger, was startled, bent over, turned around his buttocks for a long time without seeing anything, then tucked his tail between his legs, and shrank under Chen Chuanwang's legs.

"Don't scare it, it's timid."

Chen Chuanwang lowered his head helplessly, looking at Xiao Hei who stuck the dog's head in the gap between his calves. The little guy was so frightened that he ignored his head and his back.

Shuihu smirked and nodded, but his eyes were fixed on Xiao Hei's butt, he felt that this dog was really interesting.

"I'll get you something to eat."

With that said, Chen Chuanwang walked into the living room.

Shuihu was bored, imitating Grandpa Turtle, carrying his hands on his back, and walked under the peach tree.

The peach blossoms have withered long ago, but a small peach has grown.

Shuihu didn't know whether it was ripe or not, so he picked a bigger one at random, picked it off and threw it into his mouth.

"Bah, bah, bah... ah..."

The blue peach made Shuihu's mouth extremely sour.

He clawed all the debris out of his mouth, then looked up at Peaches and spat.

The sourness in the mouth will not dissipate for a while.

Shuihu stuck out his tongue, and walked to the recliner.

This thing looked like it was lying down at first glance. He was very curious, stretched out his paw, and pressed on the top of the reclining chair.

Whoa!
He exerted too much force, and the sleeping short flew up directly.

Shuihu instantly knew that he had done something wrong, raised his arm, and caught the short.

The sleeping kitten was already scared to death. It looked around in a daze, and then looked down at the concrete floor below.

It wanted to stand up and jump down, but it seemed to be held down by something. After struggling for a long time, the kitten screamed anxiously, and kept scratching the air with its paws.

Shuihu dragged the little thing carefully, feeling that the little ball felt so good in his hand that he was reluctant to let it go.

But the anxious look of the kitten made him realize that he had made the fluffy little dumpling angry, so he put the short one down carefully.

As soon as it landed, it made a short squawk and rushed into the house. It was really frightened.

Shuihu scratched his head, but did not catch up. His attention was attracted by the shaking of the lounge chair again.

After looking around the recliner for a while, he put his hands lightly on the armrests and slowly leaned down.

squeak squeak~~
The reclining chair shook, giving Shuihu a different feeling, his ears trembled, and then he kicked on the ground with his own feet.

The reclining chair was moving faster and more violently, Shui Hu really felt that it was very novel, and made a whirring sound from his mouth.

At this time, Chen Chuanwang came out with a small table.

Before he had time to call the water tiger, the water tiger jumped up from the recliner like a spring, and then stood upright beside the recliner, with one foot resting on the recliner, preventing it from moving.

Chen Chuanwang blinked, he seemed to see a shadow just now.

He looked around and put down the small table.

Chen Chuanwang called Shuihu to come over, then took out two small mats and sat down around the small table.

"Come on, try this, this is wedding candy." Chen Chuanwang grabbed a handful of candy from a box.

This is the wedding candy given to grandpa by his mahjong friends when he was playing mahjong.

"Happy candy? What is it?" Shuihu had some memories, but he couldn't remember it at that time.

Chen Chuanwang said casually: "Happy candy is just candy, but it represents celebration."

Shuihu scratched the package with his sharp nails, then picked out the candy and threw it into his mouth.

He chewed and babbled...

Shuihu's eyes lit up, but in the next second he had nails digging between his teeth: "It's a bit stuffy."

Chen Chuanwang put the wedding candy aside and said, "Put it in your mouth and melt it slowly. If you chew it to pieces, it will definitely get stuck in your teeth."

The water tiger should be a beast, no, a carnivorous monster, so his teeth are very sharp, a mouthful of fangs.

Shuihu ate a few more candies, and then lost interest. This stuff was too sweet and too chewy, and he couldn't take it anymore.

He casually grabbed a handful of peanuts and picked them with his nails: "I still like to eat peanuts, although it's a bit stuffy."

"Eat as much as you want."

Chen Chuanwang put some dried pork in front of Shuihu: "You should like to eat this."

Shuihu ate a piece, then nodded: "It's okay, but why are they all sweet?"

Chen Chuanwang said: "Because I like to eat sweets."

"It doesn't taste like meat at all, and it's not that delicious." Shuihu said so, but he still threw a piece into his mouth, and he babbled: "I just wanted to ask, what's on your eyebrows? Why? Is it dark or not?"

"Ok?"

Chen Chuanwang touched the center of his eyebrows subconsciously: "There is nothing."

Shuihu said: "Yes, it's all black."

"real or fake?"

Chen Chuanwang took out his mobile phone and turned on the selfie mode. After looking at it for a long time, there was nothing dark.

"You can't see it?" Shuihu realized something was wrong at this time, and his expression suddenly became serious: "Could it be that you are being targeted by other monsters?"

Chen Chuanwang shook his head: "I don't know."

Shuihu propped his hands on the table, staring at Chen Chuanwang's eyebrows for a long time, then he sat down again, and said with a smile: "It seems that I will be the door god today, and I want to see who is not afraid of death to stare at him." It's you."

Chen Chuanwang lowered his head, feeling somewhat suspicious in his heart.

(End of this chapter)