Fork demon master in the eyes of monsters

Chapter 82 You Damn Yasha

"Eat while it's hot."

Snake Zaitian talked to his ancestor Mr. Snake, but his eyes were fixed on the iron lunch box.

With a faint smile on Mr. Snake's face, he snapped off a mulberry branch at will, and with the power of the demon, a pair of extremely round chopsticks appeared.

"Can cook? It seems that he is a person who knows how to live. Although he can't say that he is full of color and fragrance, he is much better than his liar grandfather."

The food in the iron lunch box is complete, and Mr. Snake eats with relish. At the same time, Snake Zaitian couldn't bear it anymore. He raised his hand, grabbed the mulberry on the tree and threw it into his mouth.

Young Master Snake suddenly asked, "Who is the other lunch box for?"

Snake Zaitian spat out the twig from his mouth and replied, "It's for other monsters."

"Water tiger?"

"It's not just him, there are many."

Mr. Snake nodded: "Go back and tell that kid to prepare pickled cabbage fish for Shui Hu."

"what?"

Snake Zaitian scratched his head with pitch-black fingers: "Prepare pickled fish for Yasha? His least favorite is pickled fish!"

As a mahjong friend, Snake Zaitian is already familiar with the water tiger, and chatting on weekdays, he naturally knows some things that the water tiger hates.

Regarding fish food, especially sauerkraut fish, water tigers hate it the most.

"If he said he didn't like it, he really didn't like it?" Mr. Snake put down his chopsticks, and there was not a single grain of rice left in the lunch box. He wiped his mouth with a piece of mulberry leaf: "According to me, the favorite of Shuihu is sauerkraut. fish."

Snake Zaitian couldn't figure it out, but since the ancestor said so, let's take it for granted.

Mr. Snake took a look at Snake Zai Tian's dark lips, and with a wave of his hand, the lunch box was filled with black to purple mulberries: "Take this back and tell Awang, it tastes very good."

"Got it."

Snake stretched out his hand in the sky, and wanted to take one out of the lunch box to eat, but was so frightened by the ancestor's eyes that he withdrew his hand.

He smiled awkwardly, covered the lunch box, and left, heading towards the South Lake.

........................

"smell good!"

"Don't grab it, don't grab it, don't pick it out with your hands, it's not dirty!"

"I want to eat eggs."

Once the lunch box was opened, I couldn't play mahjong anymore.

A group of monsters gathered around the table, stretching their necks, salivating.

"Stop arguing!"

The water tiger holding the steel fork in its arms drank loudly, causing all the monsters to shrink their necks and cover their ears.

"Look at your virtues, all of you here are at least ten-year-old monsters, and a little food makes you like this?"

Shuihu's face was vicious, and as soon as the power was released, the little monsters trembled in fright.

Shuihu sat down and knocked on the table: "It's too awkward to grab with your hands, you all go to find chopsticks, I'll give you a share."

Chopsticks?

All the monsters looked at each other in blank dismay, where could they find chopsticks in this wilderness.

"We have chopsticks, let's eat first."

Three Chuwu with branches in their mouths fell from the tree and turned into three children, holding wooden chopsticks.

"Chopsticks?!"

These monsters with solid thinking suddenly had an idea. They picked up a branch and broke it, calling it chopsticks.

"I've got chopsticks, so I'll line up and I'll get you food." Shui Hu chuckled, picked up some for himself, and then picked up food for the people in line.

"I will."

"You little."

"A little bit for you, a little bit for me."

……

The monsters didn't react at first.

"Hey, you Yasha, you are so greedy! You caught so much for yourself." Snake Zaitian, who was watching from the side, finally couldn't help it anymore. In the monster box, the dishes inside are much less.

Shuihu coughed and yelled: "What greed? This is called reward. I will add food for you, so I have to spend some time and effort."

"You can push it down, according to your share, you can eat more than half of it alone."

Originally, there were only a few dishes, and a monster could only eat one chopstick at most.

The two monsters quarreled, and the monsters behind also quarreled in dissatisfaction.

The oldest man, Grandpa Turtle, felt his brain ache from hearing this, he patted the table and said, "I'll do it, I'll share it."

He backhanded, took Shuihu's food back, and then shouted to the monsters in line: "Next."

Sister Bailu stepped forward and handed over the chopsticks.

It doesn't matter if Grandpa Turtle moves slowly, but fairness is fine, but...

Sister Bailu held her own chopsticks and looked at it for a long time, then said helplessly, "Grandpa Turtle, don't shake your hands, if you shake again, it will be gone."

"I'm trying to be as fair as possible." After speaking, Grandpa Turtle stopped shaking his hands like Parkinson's.

Because it was unfair, Shuihu became the last one in the team.

Holding the steel fork, he stared at Snake Zaitian unkindly: "You bastard, I really want to stab you to death with a fork. If you want to eat it, just tell me no, and I'll share some with you. It's fine now, there's nothing to eat."

Snake held his head high in the sky, as if standing on the moral high ground. He put his hands on his hips, and said arrogantly: "I just can't understand your lazy and slippery appearance. Hehe, I'm a housekeeper snake. If you want to eat these, just ask Awang to make one for me."

"Is there such a good thing?" Shuihu blinked.

After more than ten minutes, all the food in the lunch box was finished. Although the monsters took a bite, they were very satisfied. They sat on the bank laughing and playing, and they didn't even play mahjong.

On the road.

Snake Zaitian turned his head every three steps: "What are you following me for?"

Shuihu immediately stood up straight, looked left and right: "What do you mean by following you? The road under your feet belongs to you."

Snake looked at Shuihu in the sky: "You Yasha, you must have some bad idea, right? I still think about asking Awang to cook a small stove for you alone."

"What you said, you underestimate me too much, don't you? Am I a monster who knows how to whore for nothing?"

Snake Zaitian hesitated for a moment, then nodded.

"Go, go." Shuihu pretended to be angry, and drove Snake Zaitian aside with his claws, and headed towards Chen Chuanwang's house by himself.

Snake Zaitian felt that this guy was thinking about something bad, so he hurriedly chased after him.

"Ahhh!"

Chu Wu pecked at each other on the fence, and the naughty short jumped to the top of the fence at some point, leaned over, and approached them cautiously.

Chen Chuanwang grabbed a handful of rice and scattered it in the yard.

Just as the tiger was about to attack, the three chuwu flew down and ate the rice like chickens.

"Chen family boy! Chen family boy!"

Like the sound of Hong Zhong, it came from a long distance. If ordinary people could not see or hear the movement of monsters, the sleeping grandparents might be awakened by now.

Chen Chuanwang heard the voice and walked out of the yard in surprise.

As soon as he reached the gate of the yard, the water tiger came up to him.

"Water tiger, you..."

Shuihu patted his muscular chest and said loudly, "Boy of the Chen family, I'm here to watch your house."

Before Chen Chuanwang could speak, the next second, Shuihu was thrown to the ground by Snake Zaitian.

Snake Zaitian didn't expect Shuihu to be so shameless, if he came a few steps late, wouldn't he be unemployed.

He blushed with anger: "You damn Yasha, I knew you had no good intentions!"

(End of this chapter)